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Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby vdutta » 13 Dec 2016 12:29

Baikul wrote:I habe a pooch. I padoed somebhere that:

The Prophet (PBUH) received the Quran over a period of 23 years


Fedex ij very slow pack then, hain ji?


In the holy place.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby RCase » 15 Dec 2016 15:38

^^^

That ij bhy Al Bakistan invented the flying Al-Kitabs that would rain down from jannat.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby vdutta » 11 Jan 2017 18:04

From Eating grass to make a bumb to eating sticks for survival, sure they have come a long way

Or did they finish all the grass :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIHyWxC2YC0


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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby wig » 14 Jan 2017 10:30

http://www.thefridaytimes.com/tft/27521-2/


latesht inveshtigative rebort
Wink-wink, nod-nod

Our mole happened to be Down Under in a toney, upmarket suburb of Sydney when his guide pointed out some interesting properties to him. “That house”, he said gesturing at a luxurious, sprawling villa, “belongs to a former VVIP from Pakistan and he bought it for $ 2.5 million Australian dollars”, wink-wink, nod-nod. Our mole was most intrigued and implored his informant for the owner’s name. The informant didn’t budge and our mole had to do some digging around all on his own. Persistent as he is, he finally got to the bottom of it and unravelled the mystery. The owner of the luxury Sydney villa turned out to be none other than old Canny, once head honcho of The Boyz who lord it over us.

Panic stations

Recently, in that plush Emirate, also known as The Mall of The Middle East, the late lamented Big Ben’s Hubby had a small accident and thought the worst. Rumour has it that he was cruising along a boulevard, driving his own swanky car, when another vehicle came and hit his car at the back. It wasn’t a crash by any stretch of the imagination but Hubby panicked, sources say. Apparently, he sped off to the safety of a garage where he had a significant comfort level and cordoned himself off for a couple of hours. Our source says Hubby thought he was being attacked, and that’s why he drove off swiftly.

All in a day

Guess who whizzes into Karachi on a chartered flight, takes a heli to rural Sindh for a duck shoot, flies back to Karachi and jets off to Dubai – all in a day’s work. It’s an incredibly well heeled son of a former bureaucrat, who fled the Land of the Pure the moment he lost his job, and has been in clover ever since.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Lilo » 11 Feb 2017 17:25

Image

Gabru Tippler @MrTippler Drinks break in PSL.
https://twitter.com/MrTippler/status/829740504258486273


Why phor ij the munna chugging at The Gul ?

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby BajKhedawal » 12 Feb 2017 00:35

Diyar LayingLow Mulla, Salam! aphter many chand's our peloved benis rise again.

Whyphor munna chug you arsk, well! Pecause he is a true bakimard, a bakimard always drinks mard-e-milk; and the kaffir SDRE evil yindu always drinks zhanana milk for exzample phrom his mother or cow (thusly kaffir is inphirrear) - by the way both cow and zhanana are same to same onlee as per our holeey al-kitab.

Whereas the baki peachybottom munnas are pphrom very early age taught to drink mard-e-milk, phrom uncles, cousins, neighbourhood chacha's, mad-e-rassa maulners, and finally from senior jeehardies in dark kave comblexes.

As you know, and we are duniya-phamos for our kave comblexes which are places of highly martial learnings where comblex mizzile startergies are mastered.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby RCase » 15 Feb 2017 10:07

Bakistan will launch 105 terrorists in tunnels to outdo India launching 104 satellites in space.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Lalmohan » 18 Feb 2017 21:11

diyar baj-al-khed-ud-din
naat only are the kave kamplexes places bhere mijjile strategies are master-e'd, they are also de-bated. so you may say mijjiles are also master-ed-de-bated. eye kan ass-sure ju that the process is fast and furious and all the participating munnas and maulers are totally exhausted by the process of self discovery of each other's kave's and mijjile estrategiez
zam-zam-zindabad!

(that is naat a kaapi aaf go-go-go-govinda i hasten to add)

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby aditya » 20 Feb 2017 11:06

From the Mumtaz Hamid Rao school of bombast...

https://www.thenews.com.pk/print/187585 ... army-chief

Terrorists get "matchless" response from army chief

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Gagan » 23 Feb 2017 01:55

Aphter laang time, Qadiani Army cheep on El Bakistan haj launched Operation Raand Me Fasaad

What a Wonder-e-fool name

Raand Me Fasad

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Lalmohan » 23 Feb 2017 03:22

that eej an improvement on the exercise last year called Gaand me Fasad... joint exercise between Abbotabad Cantt. and LMU Seniors Dorm

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby RCase » 01 Mar 2017 01:23

Lalmohan wrote:that eej an improvement on the exercise last year called Gaand me Fasad... joint exercise between Abbotabad Cantt. and LMU Seniors Dorm

For Gaan me Fasad exercise, Bakistan ujed Pedo Bismullah as non-surgical strikes.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby vdutta » 03 Mar 2017 17:18

Happy Mike is back

Funniest Reporter of Pakistan: Amin Hafeez on PSL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYNRJ42SnfI


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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby RCase » 11 Mar 2017 18:29

https://tribune.com.pk/story/1352309/higher-education-haqqania-seminary-seeks-university-status/

Bakistan has world ranked earth-e-shatter university offering undergraduate, graduate and PhD (fassad ul Darul Uloom Haqqania) degrees in IT (of the Bakistani kind).

PESHAWAR: Authorities in Khyber-Pakhtunkhwa and the administration of Darul Uloom Haqqania on Friday discussed the possibility of granting university status to the seminary.

Located in Nowshera district, the seminary is currently run by Jamiat Ulema-i-Islam-Sami chief Maulana Samiul Haq.

“Both the modalities and programmes :roll: of the university will be discussed in the next meetings,” said an official present during the meeting. The speaker has asked the K-P higher education department to be present at the next meeting with all relevant records. :rotfl: {High vacuum bulb explosions, Generator explosions, IED explosions?}

The official said K-P’s Higher Education Minister Mushtaq Ghani and secretary, who were not present during the meeting, have been asked to complete their side of the work before the next meeting.{Are they gone on a field trip for practicals?}

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Lalmohan » 13 Mar 2017 19:00

butt bhat ij daaru ulloo haq-mania?
ij it bhiskey drinking phan-ke-lubb aaf jarnail e khas zia-ulloo-haq?

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Bhurishravas » 28 Mar 2017 17:20

https://tribune.com.pk/story/1360941/pt ... ir-safari/
Pakistan will soon be among top tourist destinations of the world

:rotfl:

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Bhurishravas » 31 Mar 2017 16:15

Ahmadi lawyer killed in ‘LeJ attack’

After shooting Mr Latif, the attacker was seen fleeing from the crime scene in a rickshaw.
:shock: :shock:

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Baikul » 02 Apr 2017 21:58

Mauleners, I habe a pooch. Actually a nanha mujahid in the deaf and dumb phorum haj a pooch:

most regular reason fo rejecting in army

i want to ask that:[1] WHAT is the most regular reason of rjecting in medical test?.... [2] if a man go through sex withmen can he able to go army throuh tcc or any? [3] how to cure knee knocking?? questions are akward but need answers


Mauleners, I am soching that since this nanha muj haj gone through sax with men, he ij phully qualified to be Pa'stan fauj chief of army staff.

Bhat ij your advice, hain ji?

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Gagan » 03 Apr 2017 04:22

Bhaat a wonder-e-fool qweschen Biradher Bhai-kool

Al-Ham-Da-L
I bill advije the above nanha moojahid to wait phor twenty or thirty years and drectly apply phor post oph Cheep of Army Staff oph Bakistaan.

Then he will hap all the qwaliphications including animal husbandry, sax with men, crreckt age group, and pig musharraf and tummy phor the job

Bismilla

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Pathik » 03 Apr 2017 06:30

Inauguration of the tunnal has given new hope for al bakistan jihadi munnas, now each jihadi tunnal will have a SOS station complete with goat sheds et al

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby neeraj » 03 Apr 2017 07:11

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https://www.thenews.com.pk/magazine/mon ... square-one
^^Demonstration of using the Jinn inside to generate bijilee
Punjab chief minister Shahbaz Sharif has recently claimed that the PML-N government would not only overcome the power crisis by the end of the current year but it would produce so much surplus electricity that it could even be exported to the Narendra Modi-ruled India. Solution is Jinn bijilee

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Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Peregrine » 03 Apr 2017 15:28

neeraj wrote:Image
https://www.thenews.com.pk/magazine/mon ... square-one
^^Demonstration of using the Jinn inside to generate bijilee
Punjab chief minister Shahbaz Sharif has recently claimed that the PML-N government would not only overcome the power crisis by the end of the current year but it would produce so much surplus electricity that it could even be exported to the Narendra Modi-ruled India. Solution is Jinn bijilee
neeraj Ji :
Au Contraire Mon Ami. The Lady is practicing her Viva Voce skills.
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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby ricky_v » 03 Apr 2017 16:44

^firench bin lateen ispeaking raa ajint spotted.

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Postby Lalmohan » 03 Apr 2017 23:25

"bhen i bolo ki take the bulb into juor mouth babbee... eye didn't mean it laike thaaat!!"

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby RCase » 04 Apr 2017 06:06

Lalmullah, matter of fatwa inducing queschon... Ij bulb halal or haram to be taken in mouth?

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Postby Lalmohan » 04 Apr 2017 17:52

iph mullah bolo ki bulb taking in mooh is halal, then hu are ju to cumplain hain?
du ju naat want ayeshasophpakistan to discover the truth and light of his message via the direct transmission method pioneered at LMU?
are ju a mulk-drohi? should eye report ju to CIA drone-e-khana?
hain?
or aar ju still trapped behind lines in red lips?

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Bhurishravas » 06 Apr 2017 19:48

http://sites.alriyadh.com/en/article/84 ... -30-sheeps
Pakistani resident is facing charges of raping 30 sheeps belonging to a citizen in Al Aflag. The arrest came following a complaint received by the police station from a citizen reporting the capturing of the accused offender in the sheeps yard before midnight to conduct a sexual intercourse with the animals.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby LokeshC » 06 Apr 2017 19:49

Silence of the lambs Baki edition

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby anupmisra » 06 Apr 2017 20:37

LokeshC wrote:Silence of the lambs Baki edition


This paki's actions could have short circuited a national past time for the saudis and affected their HS&D.

Saudi Arabia Holds First Beauty Pageant . . . for Sheep

http://www.foxnews.com/story/2008/10/31 ... sheep.html

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Lalmohan » 07 Apr 2017 13:41

it is more likely to be a jealousy situation. al sheikh got jalwa from seeing his khushboos brazenly giving it away to a half-kaffir

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Kashi » 08 Apr 2017 17:44

Speaking of Khusbu's, here's one dancing to Bollywood tune no less.

Is it even halaal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npSDybUzufQ



The Bai bai at the end totally kills it...

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby RCase » 12 Apr 2017 21:23

https://www.instagram.com/p/BRsKn7mAAdD/
Census Al-Bakistani style!
Pleaj to dekho that census mard has four armed mard witnesses to ensure his aktivities are shariah cumpliant.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Lalmohan » 12 Apr 2017 21:46

but how ij he to validate that motor ham behind burkha is indeed motor ham and not an escaping LMU lecturer when Emperor Xi orders a clampdown hain ji?

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Postby RCase » 12 Apr 2017 22:43

^^^
Arrah knowjs best!

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby RCase » 15 Apr 2017 12:16

https://www.dawn.com/news/1327008/brain-eating-amoeba-kills-young-man
‘Brain-eating’ amoeba kills young man
How can amoeba eat the brains of brainless peoples hainji? Mashallah AmOebA!

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby anupmisra » 18 Apr 2017 17:25

Caption time. Bhat ij Bajwa shaying?

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Lalmohan » 18 Apr 2017 18:21

"Ju look laike Amritraj! Last time he waj hiyar - he made the hole thij big!

"Yeah, says so in my little black book... also says you know some dirty little tricks eh?"

"haan ji... aap ki jo hukum!"

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby RCase » 19 Apr 2017 06:27

^^^
Ahmedi Bajwa ij explaining the size of the Bakistani MO-AB bum that can be mijjile phyrred.
BTW - bhat happened to the Baki Jernail danda?

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Lalmohan » 19 Apr 2017 12:47

the danda is holding up the jhanda... both are made by the panda...
jarnail is holding his andas
murkin saheb ij explaining his fundas
hu ij the banda?


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