Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 14 Sep 2017 07:46

Ladies Checking Booth
It's more than a game ...
The Mard-e-momeen are ready to score and show their 'ballabazi' with drives through deep fine legs!

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 14 Sep 2017 08:11

AjayKK wrote:

And what is meant by 'Cricket ki Hala Lala'

'Cricket' got talak, talak, talak from Bakistan. Now that Bakistan wants 'Cricket' back, only shariah compliant solution is to do a 'Cricket' ki halala nikah with World XI players. Checking booth is to ensure Maulaners witness 'Cricket' getting properly halala-ed by World XI. Also explains availability of 'protection' at the booth.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 14 Sep 2017 17:22

Eej tha ladeej chakking bhooth for doing aunti ki ghanti canadian ishtyle?

AjayKK · Post by **AjayKK** » 14 Sep 2017 18:14

Diyar Jirga, how kuffr Spiderman is involved in Bakistani Rohingya brotest?

And his sistahs protesting...but i see so many taking selfies? Ij it halal to take selfie at protest?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 15 Sep 2017 15:19

"Pakistan take action and show the kaffirs how to properly ethnically cleanse short dark rice eaters!"

abhijitm · Post by **abhijitm** » 20 Sep 2017 17:50

Tere g**d mein itna bada dalunga (will put this big in your a$$)

Abbasi tight.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 20 Sep 2017 19:45

Taxi wallah or tribal chief? Joo deshide!

Guddu · Post by **Guddu** » 21 Sep 2017 03:03

From Yawn..
Family caught carrying 'bag of mosquitoes' into Peshawar hospital
Ali AkbarUpdated September 20, 2017

A family in Peshawar was temporarily apprehended by staff at the Hayatabad Medical Complex in Peshawar on September 18 for possessing a bag containing mosquitoes suspected to be carriers of a lethal disease, the director of the hospital, Dr Shahzad Akbar, told DawnNews on Wednesday.

A man, his wife, son and daughter, all residents of Peshawar's Pishtakhara area, told the security guard at the hospital that they had been promised payment for letting the virus-spreading mosquitoes loose in the hospital, according to Dr Akbar.

The Khyber Pakhtunkhwa government recently declared a health emergency in the province due to an epidemic of mosquito-borne diseases, most notably dengue.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 21 Sep 2017 09:46

Hain!
That Kool-Bhushan Yadav ij still spreading terrorijm in bakistan with dengu mosquito.

Thij co-relation ij so eajy, I yam surprised that no-one caught it yet.

Every year, Koofar India's capital has Dengoo. Dengoo involves "Khoon ki holi" by mosquito.
Holi ij a hinduaana festival.
This is a RAA sajish against CPEC and Bakistan by this Moodi-Dovaaal-Koolbhushan Yadav guy. RAA ij buying mosuitoes from its 500 pillion daalar budget to destabilize CPEC

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 21 Sep 2017 09:48

I know phor a fact that ISI is checking under the lungis of these mosquitos to prove that these are Hindoo mosquitos who came to Peshabwar without a valid Bakistani Vija to play Khoon ki holi

Javee · Post by **Javee** » 23 Sep 2017 20:40

Don't the lizzies own all information from Bakis already??

China has donated 330 pieces of office equipment including laptops, computers, scanners, printers and projectors to Pakistan's parliament, reported China's Xinhua news agency.

https://www.dawn.com/news/1359318

habal · Post by **habal** » 23 Sep 2017 21:06

karachi residents subjected to unmentionable cruelty, motorists are being askes to wear helmets and fix license plates on their bikes.

tauba taubaa itnee zyaarti ..

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 23 Sep 2017 21:38

hell-mate rule is faar sisseej.

wig · Post by **wig** » 24 Sep 2017 12:59

http://www.news18.com/news/world/hotel- ... 26389.html

et tu ukistanis

Hotel in United Kingdom Refuses to Give Rooms to Pakistan International Airlines Staff for 'Pestering Women'

The UK hotel authorities have further said that the female guests are “uncomfortable” in the presence of the Pakistani men at their establishment.

wig · Post by **wig** » 06 Oct 2017 16:11

it ij frooting seajon

Weakest links

Informed sources report that The Great Khan keeps some of his “weakest links” well oiled by paying out regular stipends. One such is a fruit of his loins who gets a substantial monthly payout in greenbacks, routed through a relative of The Khan. Sadiq and Ameen, anyone?

Falling out

With all manner of worm coming out of the woodwork, it now emerges that our former Min of Int, the good Mr Bean, had a meltdown when he discovered that he could not take the Ayan Ali cash smuggling case to its logical conclusion. He was told in no uncertain terms that he had to go slow on the matter, and finally allow the bird to fly the coop. Many were baffled at the time but the late lamented Big Ben’s Hubby recently revealed the reason for the “go slow”. “I had the same evidence against ‘them’”, he is said to have declared to a friend.

http://www.thefridaytimes.com/tft/such-gup-206/

abhijitm · Post by **abhijitm** » 06 Oct 2017 19:01

habal wrote:karachi residents subjected to unmentionable cruelty, motorists are being askes to wear helmets and fix license plates on their bikes.

tauba taubaa itnee zyaarti ..

I have been to tribal poor village in india and their bikes are far far better and modern than those i see in this video in karachi.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 06 Oct 2017 21:23

^^^
RAA agint alart !!!
Naat ispeeaking in Pingliss

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 06 Oct 2017 21:26

Daater of the East, kept up the East-west relasions even in her youth!

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 06 Oct 2017 21:27

Caption time! AOA !!!

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 06 Oct 2017 21:28

We are way peyond spaating RAA agints heiyar !!!

Spaat the Shiv-Sena, Bajrang Dal, BJP and RAA agint

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 07 Oct 2017 08:24

Gagan wrote:Caption time! AOA !!!

Imitating "Shorba the Geek" dance.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 07 Oct 2017 09:35

Subhanallaaaaah

My caption:

Mating ritual oph mard hens

Mashallaaaaah

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 07 Oct 2017 15:35

"Mushy walks the tight-tight rope whilst afsars cheer n jeer"

kish · Post by **kish** » 09 Oct 2017 21:44

Take that joo kufr.

All ijjlamic cuntries are listed as "eggstreamely high" & kufrs are listed as "eye"

Bhat doej this show you, mujjlim cuntries are always betterr than kufr nations

Manish_P · Post by **Manish_P** » 10 Oct 2017 11:12

Learned maulaners. Bhere are the phamous Raakit Mards gone Hain ji

Hab they becum eggstinct

Ij it becauj oph pindi chana shortage ?

Will CPEC help

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 13 Oct 2017 23:48

Whaaaa!!?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 15 Oct 2017 18:47

raakit mards have been paalishing and maalishing so much that now they like hasanullah-al-spurti have become all spent

anishns · Post by **anishns** » 18 Oct 2017 08:54

Meanwhile in Bakistan!

Manish_P · Post by **Manish_P** » 18 Oct 2017 12:34

"#Me Too.. wait make that #We Three"

Manish_P · Post by **Manish_P** » 25 Oct 2017 20:37

(Kros boast from terroristan dhaaga by Anupmisra) - link

Learned Maulaners, pliss to eggsplain baht this iz

'Dekh par pyaar se'

‘Look but with Love’ launched at Karachi Biennale 17

sudhan · Post by **sudhan** » 25 Oct 2017 20:58

I hab a pooch..

I hab noticed that penches hab been ishtra-e-gically plajjed behind these art pieces.. why?? Ij that the best angle to enjaay theej??

Aljo, how to ishtop the 'artistically' fanatic ones, who love to get #hands on? Hain ji?

Salam

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 26 Oct 2017 16:04

Bhyar ij my darling Saudi-Ka - Sataya Zaid Hamid theje days hain ji?

I miss my Zaid Hamid

Mard-e-Tharki, Mard-e-Lassun, Zaid Hamid.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 28 Oct 2017 22:21

eye miss mushy more!
dins are naat the same to same without al mushy bin komgandu

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 29 Oct 2017 19:35

Lalmohan wrote:eye miss mushy more!
dins are naat the same to same without al mushy bin komgandu

Bhee all doo. Thij dhaga ij bajed on hij pinglij.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 30 Oct 2017 06:34

This is bhy kirket was deemed un-lslamic by learned maulaners of Bakistan. Astagfirullah. Tauba, Tauba, Tauba...

One uncovered wimmens with all na-mehram mens.

Another piece of meat with na-mehram mens.

Same wimmens (Arishma).
Spat the RAA ajint.
Dekho the advertijment of momeens being mislead by wimmens from kuffar countries - Big 3.
Also note the proud Terrorstani proclaiming himself.
Kafir proclaiming GOD and naat Allah.

Wimmens vearing genes.

This is why vearing genes is un-islamic. Look at how it is distracting the momeens in front of them.

Wimmens vearing genes = mijjile fire for momeens.
Bicott kirket!!!

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 30 Oct 2017 12:58

Bhy are all in handj up bojition in all photu?

Which of ju kaffirs ij squeezing them cunningly phrom the pichwara?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 31 Oct 2017 04:38

They are rehearsing for phamous play “fourteen dins in dhaka” directed by jacobs arora

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 31 Oct 2017 04:58

Seems like Gaddhafi stadium, Lahore is getting ready to be the Ramna Race Course ground of Dhaka!

Kashi · Post by **Kashi** » 31 Oct 2017 05:22

One of the posters says "Are you watching India?"

Yes we are are laughing our backsides off...

They just cannot let their obsession go can they?

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 31 Oct 2017 08:46

Bhaat doej the right most side boster says?

Sri Lankans are Fried ?
Yaa, they were almost Phried the last time. Thij time they were Phried in the Armoured Buss in the heat!