Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

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Pleaj to note well fed, Jernail Waist Qaidiani Baja showing the bumboo.
Naw ju will reelize bhy he ij called Cheap of Army 'Danda (COAS)'.
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Triple talaaq of the egjplojive type.

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Are theej the Phamous bum eggspurts phrom Led Lipps Massaj parlor, which cauje eggsplosions oph mijjile warheads.

Do they uje their bare hands to cauje the eggsplosions or uje the covered faces

Inquiring minds wants to know...
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Mai Mishtake.
Signpoard pehind them sayj, explojive handel-ing.
So they are eggs purts in doing massy and eggsplosive jobs by handj onlee.

They are so good, that they do the jobs by handj until there is eggsplosion - 400% suck-cess rate
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Gagnullah, do theje hand in glove motormamaj remind joo of thoje dayj in cave kamplekj number 9211 in toda toda? Thoje bere egjplojive momentj.
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Oral under the niqab makes it cheeni halal, as no one can see the ledd lipps.
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Eye am wonder bhy they having bird on their right ... chest, and koophar hindoo trishul on their left ... chest
Eye yam also wonder bhy they are having paakits on their both ... chests

Wond-e-er bhaat toolj they are hiding in thoje paakits
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Duh! These are the wimmens of Hazrat Lal Topee, demunstrating 5th generation warfare.
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RCase wrote:Oral under the niqab makes it cheeni halal, as no one can see the ledd lipps.
and since no one can see it, it never happened...
so immediate plausible deniability
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Ahem, Niqab ij ujephull for protecting motormas face from explosive ending and money shaat
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ju mean that in the khush-khatam the curtain comes down?!?
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Gaganullah, in Bakistan evidence is always washed down. Cannat have Bill Klingtonesque dhaags on curtain.
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The jigra must do baithak and charcha on this haram chart:


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For the TFTA No1 search is Gay Sex and for SDRE it is banana! :eek: :eek: :eek:

My pooch is, can banana be helpful for TFTA desire????
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Diyar Amitullah

Did joo nat see that abduls in UAE are looking for mards. Bakistani mard-e-momins can go into their belcomming arms. The heavy weight ayeshas will be welcum in egypt and the nanha mujahids can go to eriteria or libya based on weight. Only light weight ayeshas and khushpoos will be lept in bakistan. Maybe they can be taken to kave kamplex in turns hain!
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Bhy phor ij 'Gay born' marked under category 'gastronomy' hain ji?

I think thij ij a RAA, CIA, Mossad kawnspirajee.. They originally wanted to mark Al Bakistan aj the mulk of milk and hunny..

Salam and Pack to kave kamplex 69 for re-education seshuns with my kushpoo
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^^^ When the cuntry sucks (bun intended), it haj to be classified under 'Gastronomy'.
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Maype it haj something to do with getting a Pakh-istan vija ?
Hope joo all know the two types of vijas in bakistan - Canadian and Pakistan vijas

w/salam
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it hajj been a long waqt sinj bhe had kanadian vijja hiyar...
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I prejent to joo: Mijj Bakijtan (internajhnal) - (s)he wantj to reprejent a pojitive image of bakijtan acraaj the gilobe

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Hum doh hamarey doh

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International Court of Justice stays death sentence imposed by Pakistani court on India’s Kulbhushan Jadhav
In what is a massive setback to Pakistan, International Court of Justice has stayed the death sentence imposed by a Pakistani court on India’s Kulbhushan Jadhav for spying, reports NDTV. This has come to pass after Pakistan had refused to extradite the alleged spy Jadhav in April. In its reaction then, the Indian government had said Pakistan ought to follow established international practice while dealing with foreign nationals in its custody, PTI reported. India has rejected all allegations against Jadhav as “baseless”. India has maintained that the circumstances of Jadhav’s presence in Pakistan remain unclear, especially as Pakistan has refused to provide consular access despite repeated requests.
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Rumour's have it that PIA pilot was TRYING to Build a CPEC (Chinese P*$$y Entrance Corridor) in Cock-pit of his PIA jet -- Was this HALAL process ? Was PIA pilot trying back door entry into MILE high Club ? Was the Chinese Khushboo checked for PORK contamination ?

Was the CPEC test successful, deep enough, and full missile delivery inquiring minds want to know ..

With so many Paki world famous Khusboo's why was "partiality" shown to Chinese Khushboo ?
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don't PIA flights have reinforced kaakpit darwaza phor prevenshaan aaf reyar ghusoing?
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anupmisra wrote:Hum doh hamarey doh
Maashaw Arrah

Hum doh Hamarey doh Kamels - Made phor itch other

Butt by phor iz the faamily also in the pichhar hain ? :-?
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Eye dont dekho any tan on mijj bakij-tan
She ij tall, phair and tight tight
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Ahem!
Bhery inter-e-sting
Thij bicchar shows the 3 types of people Bakistani Mard-e-momeen can uje phor ahem ahem phamily planning
1. 6 yr old ayesha
2. 30 year old wimmens
3. Peachy bottomed boy phor baccha-baji
4. Two camels peing delivered instead of boor emaciaped kushpoo (True araps have Camels, boor bakistanis have goats & daankeys)

Perv-fect phamily planning!!! On pig happy phamily !!!

Aljo see the dam phull oph camel piss zam zam in the packground. Look at haw happy the 2 mard-e-momeens are on taap oph their camels - suarly they have bathed in holy camel piss

Phull Pahmily Planning Pakistani Ishtyle onlee
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Bhaat ij going on hiyar? Bhy are the mommenj teerying to kill their phamily heirloom?

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The bike is kufur(cihini maal) must have commited blasphemy
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anupmisra wrote:Hum doh hamarey doh

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That ij the Arap dream! It started in the dejert... 50+ year old mard with his ayeshas of 16 and 6/9 years. Beachy-pottom poy, kamils, dejert, sand dunes and dejert shrups and mirage of water.
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Caption time.

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gorey-gorey mulleh-peh kaala kaala CHat-ra...
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motorham ij gibhing khush-khatmi to mullah bhilst adbhertijing her mobile mijjile launch-cum-haath-safaai services... (see 'happy' CHatri)
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Pestive khushpoo in Krachi Bakistan
For the past few days Karachi residents have taken to social media to complain about a strange smell engulfing the city. Today both the Sindh Environmental Protection Agency and the the Pakistan Meteorological Department (MET) admitted they had no idea what could be causing the foul stench.
diyar learned maulaners and birathers. Bhat iz the wajah phor this ? Has the produktion oph pindi chana gas gone up in Ramzan due to CPEC, hain ?
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meanbhile, instruction to barbers on cuts and trims
While temperatures soar and people suffer the ravages of heat and thirst, the AC of Kharan, Balochistan, has sent the following notification to the area’s barbers and hairdressers: “You are warned not to design beards or make patterns on facial hair. This is forbidden by all religious scholars. Only plain beards are allowed, without designs. Stiff fines will be imposed on those who violate this order”. The order is copied to the DC of Kharan, the DPO, tehsildar and Major Risaldar
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instructions on wife bashing
A Saudi family therapist has offered advice on how to “beat your wife”. Strangely, the gent is sitting in a verdant forest, far from the Land of Sand. “This issue is a thorny one”, he concedes, “…husbands must learn to deal with disobedience … first advise her about your rights and her obligations … then (if she doesn’t listen), forsake her … stay in the marital room but turn your back on her … when it comes to beating, remember that the aim is to discipline, not vent your anger … she should not be beaten with a rod but with a twig … not with a rope but with a handkerchief … and then some wives also beat their husbands … this is unfortunately because they want to lead a life of equality with their husbands … this is a grave problem”.

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Lawhore-via-kuwait !
Some wipes are beeting their husbands hain ji?
Even ayesha ij sometimes doing back kicks to maulaners while ahem ahem

Suarly, there is dajjal in their veins
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the way to deal with dajjal ij to uje more vajjal-ine
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Bhy did al bakistan looje kirkit match with the baniyas? All the science was there which projected bakistan to be the binner. Dekho for jourself:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGN3qWO3zpc
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anupmisra wrote:Bhy did al bakistan looje kirkit match with the baniyas? All the science was there which projected bakistan to be the binner. Dekho for jourself:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGN3qWO3zpc
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