Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

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You think Najma behen lost because she couldn't run? Haha! It was a strategic defeat in the qualifiers to deny India any chance to even compete with Pakistan in the finals. This is also the reason why Pakistan didn't qualify for finals in other events too. There was a strategic miscommunication in case of Javelin throw which was an exception.
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Doesn't the movie Udta Punjab start with a Paki athlete (discus thrower I think) being repurposed to throwing opium cakes across the border? Or maybe it was just my dream.
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Najma behen's bio https://twitter.com/NajmaOlympian
South Asian Gold medilist First place medal
bliss to explain what this means - south asian gold medilist.
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Partha ullah, bliss to not make pun of Nazma bibi

Can't joo read that she haz to run faster than the 231 horny :twisted: baki abduls phollowing her !
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Allah be praised . Mansslludeen bin pagal, blessed to explain how ju came to auspicious number of 231? Heinji.

Rasulullah bin khoji, Pindiwale
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i sea ther are 3 more abduls.. ar joo one oph them hain?

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Nazma has been FOUND -- Hibernating after a long hard evening with IMRAND ... :rotfl: :rotfl:

Koffee spill alert ,,,

https://imgk.timesnownews.com/story/153 ... 1200,h-900
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Priceless Paki celebration and sheroshayiri on their 74th Independence Day !

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bakis doing bhat they do bhest
https://www.msn.com/en-in/news/world/ho ... d=msedgntp
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A new book has claimed that a Pakistani name Arif Naqvi fooled billionaire Microsoft co-founder Bill Gates of around USD 100 million. Naqvi was once the head of private equity firm The Abraaj Group and he used to make money for investors while doing good for the world. Naqvi used to spend time with super rich and powerful people, including Bill Gates, Bill Clinton, and former Goldman Sachs CEO Lloyd Blankfein.
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meanbhile
Islamabad Bar Council (IBC) will be facilitating provision of arms licenses to advocates enrolled with the council.
The notification has also listed an eligibility criterion; that the applicant must be a resident of Islamabad and be enrolled with the council. Those who already own arms licenses from other provinces are ineligible to apply
The notification was shared on social media by lawyer Salaar Khan, who wrote, “The Islamabad Bar Council – the body tasked with disciplining advocates – will now be facilitating the provision of firearms to them. This is exactly what lawyers need. Burning tyres, throwing flower pots at courtrooms and starving hospital wards of oxygen just don’t cut it.”
Earlier in April, the IBC caused furor when it sent a letter to the chief commissioner of Islamabad, asking him to stop the staff of hotels and restaurants in the capital from wearing black coats and trousers as it would make them look like lawyers.

At the time Mirza Amin Tahir wrote in the letter even a law graduate was not entitled to wear the uniform of a lawyer until he passed the entry tests and completed his first six months training period before enrolment as an advocate.
form hiyar
https://www.thefridaytimes.com/islamaba ... -licenses/
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Pau-kilo atami takaat sheikh-chilli gets Molested or a loving Chumma https://twitter.com/i/status/1430506791310295051
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Busmilah Rehmaul Raheem.
Sub: our peloved JANAB LAL MULLAH GAYAB.
I ,Rasulullah Bin PindiwLe, Sofaperson of ullume e Binori end Pindi declare as follows :
1) our peloved Lal Mulah is Gayab.. last time he was seen preparing training diplomats for Kabul Shura. But I deko no Lal mulla at presidential palace.no Lal beard can be seen in TV footages.
2) what are yours instruction about Sharia regime in Bakistan?
Your fateful
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Bakij habe eagle eyej. Shakeel bhai mijjed the forth mijjile (behind the phirsht mijjile).

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New baki ishpashe center established to manitar Yindu ishpashe aggreshion from ishpashe. Dekho new taknologee and new 24" manitarj. Bhai wah! Martialaw!

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anupmisra wrote:New baki ishpashe center established to manitar Yindu ishpashe aggreshion from ishpashe. Dekho new taknologee and new 24" manitarj. Bhai wah! Martialaw!

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^^^^
BISMILLAH
One monitor shows daybreak in USA, CANADA.
Second monitor shows low pressure/high pressure dynamics over Northern Europe. Only Allah knows what is being observed.
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rsingh wrote: One monitor shows daybreak in USA, CANADA.
Second monitor shows low pressure/high pressure dynamics over Northern Europe. Only Allah knows what is being observed.
Weather patterns downloaded from weather.com?
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anupmisra wrote:Bakij habe eagle eyej. Shakeel bhai mijjed the forth mijjile (behind the phirsht mijjile).

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He forgot Surya integrated system with KALI 72000 in the core rocket :rotfl: baki re baki
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Bakistani minister Fawad's jet lag catching up...at the SCO

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Unlimited mutten pilaw and nice cold A C ......it was a yendy sazish
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https://www.forbes.com/sites/thomasbrew ... 115a267009
Exclusive: An American Company Fears Its Windows Hacks Helped India Spy On China And Pakistan
hab ebill yyy stolen khuspu photu?
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https://arynews.tv/pakistan-gets-first- ... roduction/

meanbhile
PAKISTAN GETS FIRST HEMP FARM TO BOOST ‘BHANG’ PRODUCTION
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Lawhore via Kuwait

Is our phuture sultan Im-the-dim a sickrat RAA ajint? Bhy phor ij he using yindoo Bow-arrow hain??

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So you banias think you are well protected now that you have integrated S400 hain ji ? Well, here's our mizzile eggspert telling our quom our al bakistan is a mizzile super powder ! The entire video is a gold mine but from 4.45 onwards our eggspert says bakistan developed "toh mijjile" in 2 and a half years that banias took 5 yrs ( 2 Injens = 1 baki , improvement from 10 injens = 1 baki), but at the last minute on the launch pad some "bahari mulk jasoos put a glue on the mijjile and hence it failed" :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

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Ah 'Dr' Pizza Khan and charsi Chacha ... winning combo everytime :lol:

PS: Oops in my eggjitement :oops: at dekhoing Parlor waali Pizza i phorgot this ij BENIS dhaaga
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Manish_P wrote:i phorgot this ij BENIS dhaaga

Pindi math ij jour besht bet. S300 X 2 > S400 by phiphty perjent.
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ij eet ober with binky the birni?
Trouble seems to be brewing on the home front. It’s no secret that Her Holiness has bolted. She’s said to be sulking in Lahore, at the home of a friend, also known as the “Front Woman”. Our mole reports allegations of kickbacks, commissions and omissions. Our mole says there have been more than a few flaming rows on various issues. NB: all the old domestic staffers have been sacked, including The Ambassador who was the major domo/Jeeves all rolled into one for years. So, reporting from within comes from souces close to the siblings who’ve been allowed back in, post HH’s departure.

Anyway, these sources are saying that they have discovered who was behind the flogging of a fabulous watch. Readers will recall that a few months ago, the grapevine was abuzz with how a fabulous watch gifted by Al Prince had found its way to a Dubai trader’s shop. The sleuths apparently spilt the News that Her Holiness’ courier took the watch to Dubai to be sold. But this act was small fry compared to other allegations against her – the wholesale retailing of transfers and postings at Takht Lahore, creaming off development funds, etc., wherein Bozo The Clown faithfully shares the proceeds. Then there’s talk of a large scale land project in which Her Holiness and – wait for it – her former spouse are beneficiaries. This was apparently the straw that broke the camels back. They say the bond is as good as broken but that a formal parting of ways will not be announced. For the moment.
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No, I have not dispached anything as yet. It is a nakli Khabar. I am still pondering over reports that Mushra Bibi was a RAW implant. Chinese informed about it. consultation behind the curtain was nothing but Zoom link to Gaziabad. will post soon. Salam
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meanbhile the bious selectorate seems to think Asif A Zardari is better than Imran K Niazi
from hiyar
https://www.msn.com/en-in/news/world/pa ... hp&pc=U531
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Here is something Anup Al NewYorki posted in TSP dhaga
anupmisra wrote:Do you mean like this patio sofa? Distance makes the hearts grow fonder?
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Same day, same distance, different meeting with an eyeraininan.
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I want an answer on why is there lotion and tissue for eyeraininan but no lotion when talking to his Army chief ??? Is Dimran Bin Pirni used to Bajwa's size and needs no lubricants?
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BijuShet wrote:I want an answer on why is there lotion and tissue for eyeraininan but no lotion when talking to his Army chief ???
Biju-al-eagle-eye-shetuddin, do joo naat have khabar that dimran somej prelubricated bhen meeting bith hij CoASS?
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So, it ij true. Pen (kalam) and gun (asla) go haath-haath (hand in hand). Hiyar ij diyar mujahid Mohsin Jamil Baig bith gun and hij naukars demanding hij freedom of ekshpreshun rights bhile holding a police wallah haastage . Can a-rundi-dhoti rai match thij? Hainji?

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wig wrote:meanbhile the bious selectorate seems to think Asif A Zardari is better than Imran K Niazi
from hiyar
https://www.msn.com/en-in/news/world/pa ... hp&pc=U531
public memory is limited to less than a year.. zardari s exploits are of a different kind :lol:
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https://www.msn.com/en-in/news/world/so ... hp&pc=U531
meanbhile
Son of Imran Khan's wife booked in liquor case
The Lahore police have registered an FIR against the younger son of Pakistan Prime Minister Imran Khans wife Bushra Bibi from her previous marriage on charges of possession of liquor, Dawn reported.

According to the FIR, the Ghalib Market police had recovered liquor from their car early on Monday and registered a case against Muhammad Musa Maneka, as well as his cousin Mohammad Ahmad Maneka (son of PML-N MNA Ahmed Raza Maneka) and a friend Ahmad Shaharyar.

The FIR was lodged under subsections 3, 4, and 11 of The Prohibition (Enforcement of Hadd Order, 1979) against the three suspects who were arrested while crossing a police picket on Zahoor Elahi Road.
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The most fun i've had in a long long time is watching pakis have a collective stroke over the popular Turkish show 'Ertugul's actress Esra Bilgic doing a bra ad for Victoria Secret ! Bakis being bakis attacked Esra's insta and twitter for being a "bad muslim" and how Halima (her name in the show!) shouldn't be doing this ! Looks like the turks now understand (or maybe its just Erdogan tarboozwala who doesn't understand the bakis) the 6th century baki mentality and are taking them to the laundry on reddit on /turkey reddit channel !

Here's one UK based baki with some sense of humor covering the latest Ertugul controversy ! Oh bakis ! :rotfl: :rotfl:

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wig wrote:https://www.msn.com/en-in/news/world/so ... hp&pc=U531
meanbhile
Son of Imran Khan's wife booked in liquor case
The Lahore police have registered an FIR against the younger son of Pakistan Prime Minister Imran Khans wife Bushra Bibi from her previous marriage on charges of possession of liquor, Dawn reported.

According to the FIR, the Ghalib Market police had recovered liquor from their car early on Monday and registered a case against Muhammad Musa Maneka, as well as his cousin Mohammad Ahmad Maneka (son of PML-N MNA Ahmed Raza Maneka) and a friend Ahmad Shaharyar.

The FIR was lodged under subsections 3, 4, and 11 of The Prohibition (Enforcement of Hadd Order, 1979) against the three suspects who were arrested while crossing a police picket on Zahoor Elahi Road.
Dimmi: Maneka......who? I do not know him.
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wig wrote:meanbhile the bious selectorate seems to think Asif A Zardari is better than Imran K Niazi
from hiyar
https://www.msn.com/en-in/news/world/pa ... hp&pc=U531
Ijlamic math: With Dus Percenti, selectorate had a portion of 90% of moolah. With bhikari Dimran begging IMF, Sweeter than Honey fliend, FATF etc. the moolah is zero. 100% of zero is still zero.
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El Confidante!

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What book he is reading?
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