Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Gagan » 31 Oct 2017 08:47

Kashi wrote:One of the posters says "Are you watching India?"

Yes we are are laughing our backsides off...

They just cannot let their obsession go can they?

RAA Agint alarrt !!!

Naat ispeak Pingliss

W/Salam

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Kashi » 31 Oct 2017 09:36

Saary..

Naat bhell tiraining onlee...

bill tiry more good inphilterate next time...!!

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby wig » 04 Nov 2017 11:04

http://indiatoday.intoday.in/story/inte ... 81855.html

ebil raa ajints watch out : ISI bredicts earthquake bill hit Indjun Ocean




Pakistan's ISI informed the country that there might be a major earthquake coming their way.
Pakistan's Earthquake Reconstruction and Rehabilitation Authority (ERRA) received information from country's intelligence agency about a 'likelihood of large scale earthquake'.

Point one can note and probably laugh at is that the information was not released by Pakistan's meteorological department but their intelligence agency - Inter Service Intelligence (ISI).

ERRA's Rehabilitation Wing released a notice saying, "An information report has been received from Directorate General, Inter Sevice Intelligence that there is, reportedly, likelihood of large scale earthquake."

maulaners blease to advije ij it a yyy kanspiracy?

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Manish_P » 04 Nov 2017 13:31

Wig-ullah

I think cauj oph earthquake iz this - Donald Trump embarks on marathon tour of Asia

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Postby RCase » 05 Nov 2017 04:43

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Spaat the Saffron Bandit RAA ajint!

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby wig » 08 Nov 2017 19:20

no kamment


https://in.reuters.com/article/pakistan ... NKBN1D80XM

eggcerpts
The robbers came prepared. Police and witnesses said they brought three cars and a small truck to plunder Hyon Ki Yong’s trove of alcoholic drinks, which is worth more than $150,000 on the black market in a country where it is illegal for Muslims to consume alcohol.

The police, who recovered much of the stash soon after the Oct. 3 burglary, say that the three robbers were police officers and have issued arrest warrants for them and for a member of a well-known bootlegging family. They have also arrested Hyon’s housekeeper.

Senior police and customs officials say the discovery of such a large amount of liquor has led them to conclude that some North Korean diplomats are involved in selling alcohol either to make money for themselves or to provide funds for the cash-starved regime in Pyongyang.

The North Korean government is facing increasingly tough United Nations-backed economic sanctions because of its nuclear weapons and missile development programs.

“This North Korean was involved in liquor selling,” said a senior police official in Islamabad who is familiar with the investigation, in reference to Hyon.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby anupmisra » 09 Nov 2017 18:28

Baki army personnel in mufti


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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Lalmohan » 10 Nov 2017 03:49

i always knew that the No Dong was very potent!!

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Baikul » 10 Nov 2017 10:59

^^ Lahore via Kuwait, are see -near mauleners now RAA agints ispiking Pingilis?

Bhat ij this hain ji?

This high level petrayal ij tarrel than mountains, deepel than oceanj!!!

My Ayesha where are ju? I dejire solace :((

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Lalmohan » 12 Nov 2017 05:07

eye alwayj neu thaat the Nahin-Doonga waj bahut denewalah...

ij that better? now put that khushboo down!

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Baikul » 14 Nov 2017 00:23

Ju can pry Ayesha phrom my thanda dead haath. Rightj now, she ij garam garam.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Manish_P » 14 Nov 2017 17:22

Pak boy arrested on charges of sexually assaulting hen

A 14-year-old boy has been arrested on charges of sexually assaulting a hen in Pakistan's Punjab province of Pakistan, a media report said today.

Mansab Ali, a resident of Jalapur Bhatian police station Hafizabad, some 200km from Lahore, told police that his neighbour Ansar Hussain "abducted" his hen on November 11 and "raped" it.

"The hen died while being sexually assaulted by Hussain. Two persons — Nasrullah and Tufail - witnessed this act," an FIR quoted the complainant as saying.


Hain. How can nanha mujahid be arrested. Bhere are the four witnesses??

Lalmullah - technical pooch. I am aware oph Khushpoos and Ayeshas, bhat what is a 'hen' ?

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby anupmisra » 14 Nov 2017 17:58



Fraam to-din, all henj habe gone on ishtrike and bill naat lay eegj in protesht. All roojterj habe alsho complained that the new bar ij now berry berry high.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Lalmohan » 25 Nov 2017 04:04

diyar man-ish-pukahtunwallah
faarstly LET me kaangarjulaite ju on having a 400% halal naam
ju pooch bhat ij hen?
i pooch bhat ij hen-ji?
it ij a deeply feel-o-sophia-kal pooch, the matlab aaf "ij"
now ju samajh, hen-ji?

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Manish_P » 25 Nov 2017 12:29

Lalmullah milk oph thousand Khuspoos to joo phor guessing my naam korrekt. Others misstake it phor Man-ish Punch-a-Baki

Anyway Pakistan H&D ij safe

E-commerce giants rebrand their Black Friday sale

Amid criticism over the usage of the term “Black Friday” in Pakistan, e-commerce giants such as Daraz and Yayvo changed the names of their Black Friday sale events to Big Friday 2017 and White Friday 2017 respectively


A-o-A

One pooch. Arr the giants 100% halal Jihadi Green Giants hain jee ?

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Lalmohan » 27 Nov 2017 02:25

Diyar Man_bunch_baki_ud_din
ju soch ki jaali green jiants aar naat halaal? hen-ji?
eye always soch ki jihadis in fauj are all jaali, that eej to bol ke naat jally after some bhiskey in the afsars mess, but jaali as in hazaar notes we CHapo to defeat the cunning yindoos
ju dekh and samajh naau?
pee ess, thanks faar lactating khusboos... my river waj running sookha aaf late...

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby vdutta » 28 Nov 2017 14:32

Ye to Lol ho gaya :D , Soon Pakistanis realized that Greece is not Islamabad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8eLaoiY_Ug
:rotfl: :rotfl:

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby anupmisra » 28 Nov 2017 17:07

vdutta wrote:Ye to Lol ho gaya :D , Soon Pakistanis realized that Greece is not Islamabad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8eLaoiY_Ug


Naat phair. Bhy did the yunanij naat agree to the momeens' lisht of demandj?

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Manish_P » 01 Dec 2017 12:52

Kapshun Time

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Postby Peregrine » 01 Dec 2017 16:04

Manish_P wrote:Kapshun Time

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This is how we will take our own Piece(s) of Terroristan!

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Postby anupmisra » 01 Dec 2017 17:51

Manish_P wrote:Kapshun Time


All thoje who habe no Raa connekshunj, pleaj to raije jour hand.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Manish_P » 04 Dec 2017 19:43

Dus Percenti haj cum prepard to hab dus percent oph the cake. Dekho hij plate.

Ek pooch. Ij cake halal ?

It ij naat dikhawed here butt pelow ij a seen on bhat must hab happend aphter dus percenti took hij hissa and leapt

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby anupmisra » 05 Dec 2017 02:06

Musht be phun to teeravel in Pia.


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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby RCase » 06 Dec 2017 04:54

Beware - hackers are going after ATMs in Pakistan. Reportedly hackers are from Tarrel than Brokebeck Mountain country.

Plashbhemy! Hackers are now going after Arrah The Merziful? Xixth generation warfare launched on Bakistan.

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Postby Gagan » 06 Dec 2017 10:09

vdutta wrote:Ye to Lol ho gaya :D , Soon Pakistanis realized that Greece is not Islamabad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8eLaoiY_Ug

Bhery unphair hain ji !!!

Bakistani biradhers hand-e-some-ly won the 72 meter running competition against Creek Phootpaal phans.
They saw Green Green Phlag and ran, like they were getting their 72...

AoA to that !!!

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Pulikeshi » 06 Dec 2017 11:48

anupmisra wrote:Musht be phun to teeravel in Pia.


There is only one solution - they need more Islam. PIA needs a hijab.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Gagan » 06 Dec 2017 12:40

Why ij PIA called PIA hain ji?

Ij it pecauje it is "Pain In Achkan"
Or pecauje everyone, including the bilot are PIA huya and 400% P K Phit on zam zam kola?

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Postby anupmisra » 07 Dec 2017 02:49

Gagan wrote:Why ij PIA called PIA hain ji?

Ij it pecauje it is "Pain In Achkan"
Or pecauje everyone, including the bilot are PIA huya and 400% P K Phit on zam zam kola?


Pain In the Musharraf, Saar.
(Joo no bhat I mean)

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Lalmohan » 08 Dec 2017 15:30

Eye miss da dins (and raats) aaf zam zam cola and kendostyx sistahs

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby sudhan » 08 Dec 2017 15:46

Diyar Lalmullah, Your brayers will pee answered todin..

Our fellow apduls are getting their rageboy faces on! We will soon start screaming, purning and raakit marding all over bakistan.. Trumb has kanphhirmed Jerusalem as the Yehudi kapital!

I hope we see some old fashioned, broberly ishpelled placards, tyre purning and friendly AK phyrr..

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Postby Manish_P » 08 Dec 2017 17:24

Ashq and it shawl pee giben to joo

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Postby anupmisra » 08 Dec 2017 18:07

Manish_P wrote:Ashq and it shawl pee giben to joo

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"All shalwarj, no pantj brigadej" are out in fool phorce.

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Postby anupmisra » 08 Dec 2017 18:47

Bhat ij immy teerying to communicate hiyar?

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby sudhan » 08 Dec 2017 19:21

Manish_P wrote:Ashq and it shawl pee giben to joo



Martiallaw!!

Look at the peards, the shalwars, the fires!!

(Eye yam slightly miffed about the ishpellings and the general lack of AK phyrr, not even the trusty torture tents!!.. but fikar naat! imbrove we will!)

Still..

So

Broud

(sniff)

Bakistan ish in saphe handj!!

Salam

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Lalmohan » 09 Dec 2017 22:45

my entire mad-ras-aaah kelaas ij in uproar
farstlee sheikh-al-santra haj made al quds as kapital aaf duniya-al-yahudi
butt
most misphiryingly he haj naat put dastakhat on fatwa to move embassy to al quds!
eye yam most kanphuujed
ij sheikh al santra bith uj or khilaaf uj??!
eye must lie down with a fresh khushboo and a kanadian vija application faarm to soch about this...

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Postby vdutta » 11 Dec 2017 15:43

Sometimes a mullah can be right too
औकात एक गांव के चौधरी को ललकारने की नहीं, चले है अमेरिका से टक्कर लेने
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rz-Kp_ePmHw


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Postby Manish_P » 17 Dec 2017 08:28

Diyar Maulaners

Pliz to eggsplain bhy phor mard-e-momeens are doing Yindoo ishtyle namaste hain ?

Are they RAA ajints in mufti :shock:

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Postby Lalmohan » 21 Dec 2017 17:31

in case of the great pathan he is begging ganjullah behind him to spare his peachiness whilst ganjullah is earnestly advancing

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby wig » 22 Dec 2017 17:57

bious baki jernail bajwa waj asked tuff queschuns by baki centaurs. here goej:
Although QJB’s interaction with the Senate has gone down well generally (pun intended), the wags are having a field day on the “tough questions” put to him by our brave Parliamentarians:
1.How’re you feeling today?
2.How’s the family? All well?
3.Brilliantly polished shoes, who does them?
4.Would you like an increase in your budget?

http://www.thefridaytimes.com/tft/such-gup-216/

PS: shenior maulaners might have the anjwers

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby anupmisra » 22 Dec 2017 18:01

wig wrote:bious baki jernail bajwa waj asked tuff queschuns by baki centaurs. here goej:
Although QJB’s interaction with the Senate has gone down well generally (pun intended), the wags are having a field day on the “tough questions” put to him by our brave Parliamentarians:
1.How’re you feeling today?
2.How’s the family? All well?
3.Brilliantly polished shoes, who does them?
4.Would you like an increase in your budget?

http://www.thefridaytimes.com/tft/such-gup-216/

PS: shenior maulaners might have the anjwers


Diyar fakehairullah,

In al-bakijtan, thij ij called guft-a-goo, Ishmall talk leeding to big ishooj. Jusht to be kilear that all ij well.

Joo are bellcome.

Al-noo-yarki.


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