ebil raa ajints watch out : ISI bredicts earthquake bill hit Indjun Ocean
Pakistan's ISI informed the country that there might be a major earthquake coming their way.
Pakistan's Earthquake Reconstruction and Rehabilitation Authority (ERRA) received information from country's intelligence agency about a 'likelihood of large scale earthquake'.
Point one can note and probably laugh at is that the information was not released by Pakistan's meteorological department but their intelligence agency - Inter Service Intelligence (ISI).
ERRA's Rehabilitation Wing released a notice saying, "An information report has been received from Directorate General, Inter Sevice Intelligence that there is, reportedly, likelihood of large scale earthquake."
maulaners blease to advije ij it a yyy kanspiracy?
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
The robbers came prepared. Police and witnesses said they brought three cars and a small truck to plunder Hyon Ki Yong’s trove of alcoholic drinks, which is worth more than $150,000 on the black market in a country where it is illegal for Muslims to consume alcohol.
The police, who recovered much of the stash soon after the Oct. 3 burglary, say that the three robbers were police officers and have issued arrest warrants for them and for a member of a well-known bootlegging family. They have also arrested Hyon’s housekeeper.
Senior police and customs officials say the discovery of such a large amount of liquor has led them to conclude that some North Korean diplomats are involved in selling alcohol either to make money for themselves or to provide funds for the cash-starved regime in Pyongyang.
The North Korean government is facing increasingly tough United Nations-backed economic sanctions because of its nuclear weapons and missile development programs.
“This North Korean was involved in liquor selling,” said a senior police official in Islamabad who is familiar with the investigation, in reference to Hyon.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Posted: 09 Nov 2017 18:28
by anupmisra
Baki army personnel in mufti
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Posted: 10 Nov 2017 03:49
by Lalmohan
i always knew that the No Dong was very potent!!
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Posted: 10 Nov 2017 10:59
by Baikul
^^ Lahore via Kuwait, are see -near mauleners now RAA agints ispiking Pingilis?
Bhat ij this hain ji?
This high level petrayal ij tarrel than mountains, deepel than oceanj!!!
My Ayesha where are ju? I dejire solace
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Posted: 12 Nov 2017 05:07
by Lalmohan
eye alwayj neu thaat the Nahin-Doonga waj bahut denewalah...
ij that better? now put that khushboo down!
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Posted: 14 Nov 2017 00:23
by Baikul
Ju can pry Ayesha phrom my thanda dead haath. Rightj now, she ij garam garam.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
A 14-year-old boy has been arrested on charges of sexually assaulting a hen in Pakistan's Punjab province of Pakistan, a media report said today.
Mansab Ali, a resident of Jalapur Bhatian police station Hafizabad, some 200km from Lahore, told police that his neighbour Ansar Hussain "abducted" his hen on November 11 and "raped" it.
"The hen died while being sexually assaulted by Hussain. Two persons — Nasrullah and Tufail - witnessed this act," an FIR quoted the complainant as saying.
Hain. How can nanha mujahid be arrested. Bhere are the four witnesses??
Lalmullah - technical pooch. I am aware oph Khushpoos and Ayeshas, bhat what is a 'hen' ?
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Fraam to-din, all henj habe gone on ishtrike and bill naat lay eegj in protesht. All roojterj habe alsho complained that the new bar ij now berry berry high.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Posted: 25 Nov 2017 04:04
by Lalmohan
diyar man-ish-pukahtunwallah
faarstly LET me kaangarjulaite ju on having a 400% halal naam
ju pooch bhat ij hen?
i pooch bhat ij hen-ji?
it ij a deeply feel-o-sophia-kal pooch, the matlab aaf "ij"
now ju samajh, hen-ji?
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Posted: 25 Nov 2017 12:29
by Manish_P
Lalmullah milk oph thousand Khuspoos to joo phor guessing my naam korrekt. Others misstake it phor Man-ish Punch-a-Baki
Amid criticism over the usage of the term “Black Friday” in Pakistan, e-commerce giants such as Daraz and Yayvo changed the names of their Black Friday sale events to Big Friday 2017 and White Friday 2017 respectively
A-o-A
One pooch. Arr the giants 100% halal Jihadi Green Giants hain jee ?
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Posted: 27 Nov 2017 02:25
by Lalmohan
Diyar Man_bunch_baki_ud_din
ju soch ki jaali green jiants aar naat halaal? hen-ji?
eye always soch ki jihadis in fauj are all jaali, that eej to bol ke naat jally after some bhiskey in the afsars mess, but jaali as in hazaar notes we CHapo to defeat the cunning yindoos
ju dekh and samajh naau?
pee ess, thanks faar lactating khusboos... my river waj running sookha aaf late...
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Bakistani biradhers hand-e-some-ly won the 72 meter running competition against Creek Phootpaal phans.
They saw Green Green Phlag and ran, like they were getting their 72...
AoA to that !!!
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Posted: 06 Dec 2017 11:48
by Pulikeshi
anupmisra wrote:Musht be phun to teeravel in Pia.
There is only one solution - they need more Islam. PIA needs a hijab.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Posted: 06 Dec 2017 12:40
by Gagan
Why ij PIA called PIA hain ji?
Ij it pecauje it is "Pain In Achkan"
Or pecauje everyone, including the bilot are PIA huya and 400% P K Phit on zam zam kola?
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Posted: 07 Dec 2017 02:49
by anupmisra
Gagan wrote:Why ij PIA called PIA hain ji?
Ij it pecauje it is "Pain In Achkan"
Or pecauje everyone, including the bilot are PIA huya and 400% P K Phit on zam zam kola?
Pain In the Musharraf, Saar.
(Joo no bhat I mean)
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Posted: 08 Dec 2017 15:30
by Lalmohan
Eye miss da dins (and raats) aaf zam zam cola and kendostyx sistahs
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Posted: 08 Dec 2017 15:46
by sudhan
Diyar Lalmullah, Your brayers will pee answered todin..
Our fellow apduls are getting their rageboy faces on! We will soon start screaming, purning and raakit marding all over bakistan.. Trumb has kanphhirmed Jerusalem as the Yehudi kapital!
I hope we see some old fashioned, broberly ishpelled placards, tyre purning and friendly AK phyrr..
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Posted: 08 Dec 2017 17:24
by Manish_P
Ashq and it shawl pee giben to joo
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Posted: 08 Dec 2017 18:07
by anupmisra
Manish_P wrote:Ashq and it shawl pee giben to joo
"All shalwarj, no pantj brigadej" are out in fool phorce.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Posted: 08 Dec 2017 18:47
by anupmisra
Bhat ij immy teerying to communicate hiyar?
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Posted: 08 Dec 2017 19:21
by sudhan
Manish_P wrote:Ashq and it shawl pee giben to joo
Martiallaw!!
Look at the peards, the shalwars, the fires!!
(Eye yam slightly miffed about the ishpellings and the general lack of AK phyrr, not even the trusty torture tents!!.. but fikar naat! imbrove we will!)
Still..
So
Broud
(sniff)
Bakistan ish in saphe handj!!
Salam
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Posted: 09 Dec 2017 22:45
by Lalmohan
my entire mad-ras-aaah kelaas ij in uproar
farstlee sheikh-al-santra haj made al quds as kapital aaf duniya-al-yahudi
butt
most misphiryingly he haj naat put dastakhat on fatwa to move embassy to al quds!
eye yam most kanphuujed
ij sheikh al santra bith uj or khilaaf uj??!
eye must lie down with a fresh khushboo and a kanadian vija application faarm to soch about this...
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Posted: 17 Dec 2017 08:28
by Manish_P
Diyar Maulaners
Pliz to eggsplain bhy phor mard-e-momeens are doing Yindoo ishtyle namaste hain ?
Are they RAA ajints in mufti
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Posted: 21 Dec 2017 17:31
by Lalmohan
in case of the great pathan he is begging ganjullah behind him to spare his peachiness whilst ganjullah is earnestly advancing
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Posted: 22 Dec 2017 17:57
by wig
bious baki jernail bajwa waj asked tuff queschuns by baki centaurs. here goej:
Although QJB’s interaction with the Senate has gone down well generally (pun intended), the wags are having a field day on the “tough questions” put to him by our brave Parliamentarians:
1.How’re you feeling today?
2.How’s the family? All well?
3.Brilliantly polished shoes, who does them?
4.Would you like an increase in your budget?
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Posted: 22 Dec 2017 18:01
by anupmisra
wig wrote:bious baki jernail bajwa waj asked tuff queschuns by baki centaurs. here goej:
Although QJB’s interaction with the Senate has gone down well generally (pun intended), the wags are having a field day on the “tough questions” put to him by our brave Parliamentarians:
1.How’re you feeling today?
2.How’s the family? All well?
3.Brilliantly polished shoes, who does them?
4.Would you like an increase in your budget?
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