Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby wig » 05 Jan 2018 14:31

blease to read!
http://www.thefridaytimes.com/tft/such-gup-218/

malsic castes
Themed wedding

A former Premier’s nephew is about to have a fabulous themed wedding. A teaser video has been released giving notice of the upcoming event. In the video, the pony-tailed groom, with a lush growth of facial hair, is dressed in black and white, astride a beautiful stallion, galloping up and down his estate, pompously proclaiming himself to be a Rajput. (BTW, it’s the only Hindu zaat Muslims will proudly acknowledge as descendants). The background music is a symphony of drums, trumpets and heartbeats. And is that a PPP flag fluttering on his mock castle? Big Ben must be cringing up in the heavens. Anyway, the young Rajput is going to have a thoroughly OTT wedding, themed on the Bollywood flick “Bajirao Mastani”. Lucky invitees!


are ju suar that Nawaj haj not been locked in jail by MBS?
High drama

Speculation is rife regarding The Brothers Sharifovs’ trip to the Land of Sand. From answering the call of prosecutors probing the business dealings of their “kafeel” or partner, to The Man of Steel delivering a charge sheet against this conspirators, to working out the details of an NRO, it’s been high drama for days. About time The Brothers came out with the truth. One factoid: the airplane sent for Sharifov The Younger is a protocol plane, one of many in a fleet owned by Al-King’s office. We hear General Bobby uses it too, when need arises.


and the ujual doje of demkratik credenshials
Wonders never cease

In Bal, Pakistan’s largest province, an intricate game is being played, with the late lamented Big Ben’s Hubby at the heart of it. We hear he was at loggerheads with his son and heir regarding the Delimitation of Constituencies Bill. The son was insistent, as a committed democrat, that the Party sign on and get the Bill passed, but Dad was not so keen. And then a compromise was struck, says our mole, whereby the Party gave its support to the Bill, in return for a free hand for Hubby in Bal. And there, Hubby is acquiring votes for the upcoming Senate elections; the irony is that The Boys seem to have teamed up with him to oust the current CM and set the ball rolling. Wonders never cease.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby rsingh » 12 Jan 2018 19:52

Maleha Lodi at UN today: Bakistan sacrificed its prosperity for pollution free world.
0n the midnight of Jan 30 1959, Bakistan took a conscious decision of not pursuing space technology. It is true that space technology brought progress and prosperity. But the price paid by humanity exceeds those benefits. we are not like India who goes on throwing things in space recklessly and thus polluting South Asia . We are a responsible World Muslim Aitmi power. International carbon trading exchange based in Sialkot estimated that actually world owes Bakistan 100 billion USD in Carbon credits. I call upon this world body to do the right thing and restrain India, for the shake of our future generations.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Kashi » 17 Jan 2018 07:08

^^ Is that parody or real statement?

Given that is Al Bakistan, the lines it's difficult to tell between the two.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Gagan » 17 Jan 2018 11:16

^^^
LaWhore Via Kuwaittt !!!
RAA Agint Alarrrrrt !!!!

Qwickly into jour caves ...

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Manish_P » 17 Jan 2018 12:21

How Bakistani ar Joo ?

Eye Ass Eye approbhed test. 200% garanteed to plush out RAA agints

Eye vote that thiz test be made kompulsurrey bephor being allowd to phost on thiz dhaaga

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby sudhan » 17 Jan 2018 15:34

Manish_P wrote:How Bakistani ar Joo ?

Eye Ass Eye approbhed test. 200% garanteed to plush out RAA agints

Eye vote that thiz test be made kompulsurrey bephor being allowd to phost on thiz dhaaga


Manishulla.. Joo are suarly mistaken..

Any eye ass eye abbroved test has the following mandatory points..

Make or break tests:

1. All imbortant Lungi test

2. Peard length test

3. Brober Allergy to soap test

Critical tests:

1. Rage poy face test..

2. Rakit mard (level 1 to level 5) jumb test

3. Broberly ishpelled condom-nation placard test

Pliss to update..

Salam

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Manish_P » 17 Jan 2018 15:51

Sudhan phrom Timbuk-not-Ack-thoo

Joo are naat abare that diz new test ij phor RAPE-ists and aphsaaran klass

The other testicle given by joo ij phor aam awaam and ulemahs

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Postby rsingh » 17 Jan 2018 20:22

In the days following "Bangalore-Kerala episode", I posted a multiple-choice question paper to check your bakistaniyat It was something like :
Q1:Indians are best described as
1 Nice and intelligent people (2)
2 brothers (5)
3 Short dark rice eating banias (10)
Q2: Indians are
1 small hearted(10)
2 Bighearted (2)
3 Heartless (5)
Q3: All Bakistani aitem bombs and missiles are locally produced
1 Yes (10)
2 May Be (5)
3 Not at all (2)
Q4: Democracy is
1 When country is ruled by Army (10)
2 When country is ruled by elected politicians (2)
3 When country is ruled by selected politicians (5)
Q5: In 1971 Bakistan
1: Won the war but cunning banias managed to get Niazi sign on some paper(10)
2: Lost the war (2)
3: won the war (5)
Q6: You are in a European country. Where would you like to live
1: live with other muslims, near halal meat shop and Mosque (10)
2: In suberbs (1)
2: in hotel (2)
Q7: You have immigrated to a predominantly Christian country
1: You would like them to follow your religion (10)
2: Do not care (2)
3: Become christian (5)
Q7: Again You have immigrated to a welfare state. You earn 2000 USD / Month net. But they pay you 400 euro / month/ child. What are you going to do to increase your income
1: Work harder and get promotion (5)
2: Get more qualified and get better job(2)
3: Have more children and stop working (10)
Q8: For a better future Bakistan has to
1: Make better relation with neighbours (2)
2: Invite Chinese to rule the country (10)
3: Deny terrorism sponsoring (5)
Q9: An Arabian sheikh come to your house and offer to take your 12 year sister as his 4th wife. What do you do
1: Be happy and thanks Allah (10)
2: Take a stick and beat the guy (2)
3: just ignore the mad man (5)
Q: What is your main aim in life
1: To be like Arabs (10)
2: To be a law abiding citizen, sometime (5)
3: To be like Indians (2)

Please note and add all the marks ( number given next to your answer).
How to rate your Bakistaniet
Total marks 20 to 30 you are an Indian
Total marks 30 to 50 you are an Bakistni living in India ( you run the test again if you want)
Total marks 50 to 100 you are pucca Bakistani.
Salam

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Kashi » 18 Jan 2018 07:54

^^ :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Blashphemy..Raa agint sakore naat added...

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Postby UlanBatori » 18 Jan 2018 16:26

Q7: You have immigrated to a predominantly Christian country
1: You would like them to follow your religion (10) (3)
1. You want their wimmens to follow you in burkha after u give them Canadian Visa and their men to die and their Polis to STOP following u. (30)

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby AdityaM » 22 Jan 2018 23:51


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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby joygoswami » 23 Jan 2018 11:52

Bresenting Peeyour G@ndu kala Kammandu Hazrat bin Zaheel HamIED (p.b.u.h) on Ghazwa e hind re-take on 72.

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Postby Thakur_B » 23 Jan 2018 14:38

^^ Proof that even Bakistani senile senior citizens are deadly kommandoos.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby abhijitm » 23 Jan 2018 17:11

Lal topi ij wearing hallobeen coshtoom. He ij camandu who keel bin laden bhaijaan.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby anupmisra » 23 Jan 2018 17:30

abhijitm wrote:Lal topi ij wearing hallobeen coshtoom. He ij camandu who keel bin laden bhaijaan.


Hij cashtoom ij for reel. Hiyar joo can dekho sir jaid mahdi (pbuh) ham-eid in akshun. Aj joo can dekho, he ij berry berry furteela even after hij brief sojourn bith hij saudi masterj.


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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Lalmohan » 24 Jan 2018 20:52

did ju dekho ki hij raat-dikhawat gaaggeljs ij akjually a taller than honey deeper than Musharraf go-pro knaaak-aaf?

bye the way.. why phor hij joota ij naat kali kali?

or phor that muttar why phor hij al-beard ij aljo naat kali kali?

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby RCase » 24 Jan 2018 22:30

Seems like the Saudi cough ij parmanent for Jahil HamIED. All hij chelas are ready to ghazwa on hij pehind.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby UlanBatori » 30 Jan 2018 09:04

Bakistan U-19 Fauj Beats Indoos.
Indians lost 9 wickets for only 272.

Pak 58 for only 8 wickets.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Manish_P » 30 Jan 2018 10:52

Mullah Ulan al-batori

Kant jo see it waj stretijik dessision.

Iph we beat yindia then there waj chance that we wud hab to play Afghani naujawan pathans in phynal.

Losing the H&D and suvarjinity oph our peachy bottoms to the original pathans wud hab been much worse

Also our blind birathers lost to yindians a week earlier. We wanted to show the world that in bakistan the eyefools and the blind are equal-equal.

So our klever under-mard kriketers lost on purpose.

It ij tactikal and stratejickal viktory phor Bakistan

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Postby sudhan » 30 Jan 2018 11:33

Oph kurs..

By loojing horrendoushly, we managed to capchur internashunul attenshun on the kashmeer ijjue.. which was alwaj the goal.. not win some piddly drophee..

We were tactically prilliant!

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby adityadange » 30 Jan 2018 11:42

anupmisra wrote:


Phor taktikal reeload, bhy bother phor embpty magazeen? bhen the phite ij obher, evil yindoo gaarbage kollector fauji will peek it up along with the bandook. paki kamandu will be habing a good tyme with the 72s

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Gagan » 31 Jan 2018 01:33

Waj Jahil Ham-IED wearing Ko-Pro camerra bhen undergoing Gazwa-e-hind in Saudia Jail ?
Maybe he wanted to capture the mammaries of the plissfool event.

Even now to this day, he ij pending at hij musharraf after the ispecial attention in Saudia

Bliss-milla

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Postby Lalmohan » 01 Feb 2018 02:52

he thought that "go-pro" meant 'to offer special services to al-saud-bin-musharrafghusi' and get strategic alms

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Gagan » 06 Feb 2018 01:08

Also I yam think-e-ing
Bray bhy ijJahil Ham-IED koughing so much in Inter-e-views hain ji?

Did the Saudia Bolis do Plissfool Gazwa-e-halaf on him hain ji?
Hij voice also seems to be more open open theej dayj

AoA knoj besht

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby anupmisra » 06 Feb 2018 01:42

Nanha moojahid ready faar ghajwa e hind in cashmere. Pleaj to note regulashun length pajamaj of other moojahids in peechhey.

Aljo, pleaj to ispot Raa agint with bheedio camra.

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Postby Gagan » 06 Feb 2018 05:10

Waaw!
The indus-e-try which makes YYY phlags must be brospering in El-Bakistan.
My 4th coujjin ij planning to set up a darji shop to manu-e-phacture Yehudi, Yamreeki, and Yindoo Phlags.
Eye hear, that theej phlags sell more than El-Bakistani phlags theej dayj

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby anupmisra » 06 Feb 2018 06:28

Gagan wrote:Waaw! The indus-e-try which makes YYY phlags must be brospering in El-Bakistan.


Gaganullah, pleaj to queshchun your kujjin about the laagic of thij poshter - :Ishtop Killing in Kash-e-mir". Then bhere do his friendj want the killing to happen then, hain? B'lochistan?

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Postby Lalmohan » 08 Feb 2018 23:53

it haj bin no faan sinj mushi left town...
bhat can ve doo to bring him vapas?

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Postby anupmisra » 09 Feb 2018 04:23

Baki mard-e-momeen singing for his...er..


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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Mihaylo » 09 Feb 2018 06:28

anupmisra wrote:
abhijitm wrote:Lal topi ij wearing hallobeen coshtoom. He ij camandu who keel bin laden bhaijaan.


Hij cashtoom ij for reel. Hiyar joo can dekho sir jaid mahdi (pbuh) ham-eid in akshun. Aj joo can dekho, he ij berry berry furteela even after hij brief sojourn bith hij saudi masterj.



Bhy ij kaamaandooo bearing a phatha phootha jootha, hainjee? Bhy doesn't the jootha maitch his black halobeen costume, hainjee?

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Manish_P » 09 Feb 2018 08:19

It in perphekt kamoflag. Plij dekho how it matches the zameen. And bhen he doej downhill skiing it also matches his phatti bottom

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Postby Lalmohan » 10 Feb 2018 20:43

ju dekho the brown patches on his knees? ju don't suppoje that he haj been in al-kutta posijun with hij masters do ju?

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Postby SBajwa » 11 Feb 2018 01:42

Lalmohan wrote:ju dekho the brown patches on his knees? ju don't suppoje that he haj been in al-kutta posijun with hij masters do ju?


Offcourse!! Paanch dafa rozana subah se shaam tak!

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Postby abhijitm » 15 Feb 2018 10:09

I oberherd two mulla

mulla one: hindustan landing on moon
mulla too: moon?
mulla one: ya moon
too: poor ban ki moon. bhee musht brotest
one: nat that moon. upper ispace moon
too: i herd they send so many satalights in upper ispace that they can see joo in nights?
one: bhee must brotest. They musht turn off those lights in upper ispace during night. Bhee hab rights to isleep joo know!
too: bhay brotest? bhee are getting free lights. Herd there ij no load shedding in upper ispace!! bhee should go there
one: inshalla.. herd Khan tours send beeple in upper ispace. bhee should check
too: inshalla ! upper ispace here bhee come!

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby wig » 19 Feb 2018 21:12

baki brime binister do downhill ski
Pakistan PM reluctant to take stern action against JuD



https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/wor ... 985477.cms

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Postby Lalmohan » 19 Feb 2018 23:27

wigullah
only pak admirals take a-stern action whilst bowing
ther-e-fore how can PM show enthujigajm?

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Rana » 21 Feb 2018 22:01

This Grandson of Pakistan’s Former Prime Minister (Zulfi) Is a Fierce Muslim Drag Queen (Video) :rotfl:
https://hornetapp.com/stories/muslim-drag-queen/

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Postby wig » 23 Feb 2018 17:43

happy dins are around the korner; or ij it; pehind the purqa
We hear that The Great Khan’s new wife, now universally known as Pinky Pirni, has foretold that in order for The Prophecy to be complete, she and The Khan will soon have two sons. After this, she has prophesied, The Great Khan will ascend the throne, Takht-e-Islami Jamhooriya-e-Pakistan. We also asked a source in The Khan’s horde if Wife No. 2’s explosive allegations, soon to be revealed in a tell-all book, regarding the long-standing nature of The Khan’s relationship with Pinky Pirni are true. The source was reluctant to reply, saying that he was petrified of being discovered, given the Pirni’s ilm-e-ghaib, supernatural knowledge of the Hidden World.


http://www.thefridaytimes.com/tft/such-gup-225/

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Postby anupmisra » 23 Feb 2018 18:46

Rana wrote:This Grandson of Pakistan’s Former Prime Minister (Zulfi) Is a Fierce Muslim Drag Queen (Video) :rotfl:
https://hornetapp.com/stories/muslim-drag-queen/


That will make him billoo's coujin? Now there are two in the family?


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