Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby RCase » 24 Aug 2018 06:19

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Guys, the mijjile lawnch ij the other side!

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby RCase » 24 Aug 2018 09:47

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Ayesha: I want firm and round poops like that!

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

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Pesticide for the vermin?

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby rsingh » 24 Aug 2018 23:26

R Case Sir, your comments are amateurish at best . Sorry but this is not PR estandard. Blease to delete. Salam

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby anupmisra » 25 Aug 2018 02:24

Pundrahpercenti with matchis baax with hij own photu.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Manish_P » 27 Aug 2018 12:16

:shock: I hab sunoed dat I-m-Raand de Gaand haz sebral seegaar kases in hiz bedroom

Ij dere a konnection ?

Azz dey say "No esmoke bina Phyrr"

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Manish_P » 06 Sep 2018 09:51

Whooj Danda size ij Im-the-Dim indikating hain ?

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Lalmohan » 06 Sep 2018 18:21

he ij boling of time bhen he waj catching in da sleeps and mushy's golas were being batted by amritraj out in all directions

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby anupmisra » 07 Sep 2018 00:41

Capshun time.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby partha » 07 Sep 2018 01:17

broof that bakistani raakit ij 10 times the length of yindoo raakit.

1 bakistani raakit = 10 yindoo raakit.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Manish_P » 07 Sep 2018 10:57

We allbays kover our guns (military waala) bith protektshun against misphyrrs and to prebent premature ejjakulation

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Lalmohan » 07 Sep 2018 13:33

naat to menshun letting nanha's play with raakits...

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby wig » 08 Sep 2018 18:42

bious mayour car goes for a dribe
https://www.dawn.com/news/1431718/mayor ... fence-area
Amid rising street crimes and a significant spike in theft of governmental vehicles, Mayor Karachi Waseem Akhtar's official car was snatched on gunpoint in Karachi's upscale Defence locale.

"At about 3pm a Toyota Corolla number plate GSD 999 was snatched from near Shahbaz Commercial area," SSP South Omar Shahid Hamid said, adding that Mayor Karachi Akhtar's family was using the car.

According to the police officer, three men in a white Suzuki Cultus snatched the car on gunpoint. "The case seems to be linked to earlier snatching of governmental vehicles," he said.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Raveen » 08 Sep 2018 20:09

Lalmohan wrote:naat to menshun letting nanha's play with raakits...


Bachabaazi is a specialty saar

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby RCase » 10 Sep 2018 07:50

Out of the box thinking ...
Hire nanha mujahids instead of regular faujis, no need to provide them with fauji uniforms and regular wages - reduces costs.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Manish_P » 10 Sep 2018 09:38

Out oph de Box thinking -

Send nanha and not-so-nanha mujahids on one-way soosai missions. No need phor retirement pensions, zameen.. ityadi!

No need phor box to put the pieces (post dhamaka) eben!

Bait.. we hab been doing just that phor years.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Kashi » 10 Sep 2018 10:25

Spaat the RAA agint..

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby anupmisra » 10 Sep 2018 17:05

Bhat are the moolahj looking for?

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Lalmohan » 10 Sep 2018 17:49

looking? that eej a raakit praaapeld gaynade
mullaj are looking phor phyrr n phorget mode onlee

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Gagan » 10 Sep 2018 20:46

They are look-e-ing for IED Mubarak Ka Chaaaaand

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Gagan » 10 Sep 2018 20:47

DK Bose, theej Maulanar are hi-phii
Maybe they are looking into theyir neighbour's goat shed to see IED-Ka-Chaand

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Lalmohan » 10 Sep 2018 21:25

du ju mean they are looking at bakri moon(ing) and thinking of ekjplojuns?

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby RCase » 12 Sep 2018 01:32

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A one-man army in Bakistan. This guy has 210 million more terrorists to go.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Lalmohan » 12 Sep 2018 14:18

eej that the new pindi chana ekjpoljun takniki phor repelling t'rr'ists?

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Mukesh.Kumar » 12 Sep 2018 15:34

Game Changer CPEC continues to propel Bakistan ahead.
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Capshun Time.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby ricky_v » 12 Sep 2018 16:41

Atami takat nashun of bious beepul with ilon bilathels and djinn energie have developed flying dankey horse hybrid to carry khatara train to moon.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby anupmisra » 13 Sep 2018 01:31

Bhat ij wraang with thij photu? How faar are the momeenj ishtanding fraam each other (pleaj to note their feet are almosht touching touching - kicker'j right foot with the kickee'j left foot) phor one of them to give that even shuperfishally impojjible kick? Note the bandook in the kicker'j right hand. Aljo note the kickee'j open mouth - fashial exprejjion.

Dirama!

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby RCase » 20 Sep 2018 04:31

Chainese tuition for Bakistanese:

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(I dawn't no chainese, but theje karacters are mai enterpretashuns):

TL: TFTA Baki
TR: TFTA Baki after being 'X' ed by Xi Jin Peg.
BL: Chini bilathel to Baki: 'Hu are ju slave?'
BR: Baki - 'Jee Huzur, I miskeen Baki'

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby RCase » 20 Sep 2018 06:39

Everyone haj herd about pink tinted glasses. Birathers, here ij 100% Malsic halal tinted glasses from Bakistan. With this, you can see the hole world would have 'reverted' to fastest growing, most pissful religion.
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Pee Ass: If ju look closely at birather's kameez, you can see the two pieces of the moon too!

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby anupmisra » 24 Sep 2018 05:39

After todin's buree haar from the kafirs, I hiyar that baki kirkiterj have found a new ishport? Dekho for jourshelf.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Lalmohan » 24 Sep 2018 21:06

diyar anupi-al-misri
habh ju gone totally maantaal? du ju naat know the age old pesha of mard-e-Pakistan? iph ju aar unable to kaamprehaind piyar-al-khushboo, eye habh to soch iph ju aar in phakt a raw agint? hain?

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby anupmisra » 24 Sep 2018 21:46

Lalmohan wrote:diyar anupi-al-misri
habh ju gone totally maantaal? du ju naat know the age old pesha of mard-e-Pakistan? iph ju aar unable to kaamprehaind piyar-al-khushboo, eye habh to soch iph ju aar in phakt a raw agint? hain?


Lalmullah-urf-Cave786walla, eberything haj changed since tora-bora!

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Lalmohan » 24 Sep 2018 22:46

oho! so ju admit ju are laast in da kave kumplex?

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby anupmisra » 26 Sep 2018 02:25

Lalmohan wrote:oho! so ju admit ju are laast in da kave kumplex?


Amongsht the lasht to leave the kave Kamplex No. 786. By thanks to arrah, I have all my faculteej.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Lalmohan » 26 Sep 2018 17:52

yej, eye habh sunno ki ju habh had all the members of the fakultee at LMU
gibhing #meetoo a whole new samajh

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby anupmisra » 26 Sep 2018 18:35

Lalmohan wrote:yej, eye habh sunno ki ju habh had all the members of the fakultee at LMU
gibhing #meetoo a whole new samajh


yej, good timej.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Atulya P » 01 Oct 2018 14:41

A senior civil servant was caught stealing a wallet full of dinars from a Kuwaiti delegate in Islamabad

https://economictimes.indiatimes.com/ne ... 014339.cms

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Lalmohan » 01 Oct 2018 16:06

diyar atulyatollah-al-peestani
ju aar mishtaken
janab soched ki four father waj gibhing him advanced baksheesh
it ij halal
arz
Lalmullah

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby RCase » 02 Oct 2018 03:22

^^^
He waj collecting it for the Dam(n) Fund of Damp Squib. It was a RAA/ Mossad kanspiracy to frame innocent muslims.


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