Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby rsingh » 05 Nov 2018 18:03

Diyar Mullah. I em on selfimposed exile, waiting it out in cold caves of Tora Bora. I see lot of intolerence on behalf of Admins now a dins. Our fellow mullahs are attacked on slightest bretext. Even our peeloved mullah Dada-e-Taliban was nat spared ( may his bachi-khuchi soul goes you-know -where). I em verry much confused. I em hearing that some Bhartiya company is ready to pay 50 bllion for Baluchistan. I em going to request Khansaab to agree to this demand. Let's get rid of sick part of Bakistan. Dollah tou ab gandi nai mein bahen-ge. Salam.

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Postby anupmisra » 05 Nov 2018 18:39

Kammentj pleaj.

Bhat Ij qureshiji wondering? Hain?

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Postby anupmisra » 05 Nov 2018 18:41

To Infinity & Beyond!!

At the controlj of Ishtartrack O'BORe.

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Postby rsingh » 05 Nov 2018 18:43

Khan saab looks diminishing figure.....

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Postby krishGo » 06 Nov 2018 01:58

Beggar in Begging, begging for money :rotfl:

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Postby Gagan » 06 Nov 2018 18:05

Bejjing? Hainji!!!
Cheen ij Pegging to Bakistan to take 56 pillion dollas for SiPack
Khaansaab ij jusht singing Qawali .... Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby wig » 06 Nov 2018 19:15

Most major Pakistani banks hacked, customer data
stolen
https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/wor ... 526700.cms
excerpts
“Data of almost all Pakistani banks has been hacked. According to the reports gathered by FIA, most of the banks have been affected,” Captain
(retired) Mohammad Shoaib, chief of FIA’s cyber-crime wing told media. The cyber-crime chief did not disclose when the security breach had
exactly occurred but confirmed that hundreds of cases of cyber-attack have been registered with the FIA and are under investigation.


and
A Moscow-based global cyber security firm, Group IB, recently reported that hackers had released a new dump of Pakistani
credit and debit cards on dark web forums and claimed that nine Pakistani banks witnessed abnormal transaction. It is very rare
that Pakistani cards are on sale at online underground markets, the group IB said.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Gagan » 06 Nov 2018 21:31

Bak-Roos dosti djinn-a-bad

Actually Roosi was pegging Bakistan phor bank data.
ISHtate Pank of Bakistan generously opliged

Al-Ham-Da-Lulla

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Lisa » 22 Nov 2018 02:41

Phinaly, Pukis are really part Arap. Answer to all their dreams.

Moroccan woman in UAE 'killed lover and cooked him'

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-46287259

"While police did not reveal how he was killed, they said his girlfriend had served up his remains as part of a traditional rice and meat dish to some Pakistani nationals working nearby." :shock:

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby RCase » 22 Nov 2018 12:38

https://www.dawn.com/news/1446793/bomb-proof-earthquake-resistant-and-cheap-modern-day-caves-near-hassanabdal
Bomb-proof, earthquake-resistant and cheap: Modern-day caves near Hassanabdal

Diyar Mullahs, pleaj to dekhoo - no need to go to Tora Bora. New kave kamplex on this side of Doorand line in Bakistan. Pleaj to note that it ij bum-poof. Means MOulanas, ABduls and Sheikhs can enjoy despite Amriki MOABS and earth-e-shastra of drone acharya.

Hiar ij a bious picchar. (Sorry, could naat find one with khuspoo in kave kamplex)
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Postby Lalmohan » 22 Nov 2018 15:34

khushboo is hiding under blanket isn't it?

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Postby anupmisra » 22 Nov 2018 19:24

Lalmohan wrote:khushboo is hiding under blanket isn't it?


Lalmullah, puraney dins habe bin rekalled.

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Postby Lalmohan » 22 Nov 2018 20:29

purane dins were acche dins
I remember the khushboo of them

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Postby disha » 22 Nov 2018 23:08

Here is khusboo

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby RCase » 23 Nov 2018 05:00

Gagan wrote:Bejjing? Hainji!!!
Cheen ij Pegging to Bakistan to take 56 pillion dollas for SiPack
Khaansaab ij jusht singing Qawali .... Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

Khan Saab - 'Ithayae begging kariyain ji, othayae Unkal She Djinn te pegging hontheyain ji'.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby anupmisra » 27 Nov 2018 17:22

Punjab cop faces music for dancing with woman in viral video

Circulating footage of a Pakpattan inspector dancing with a woman has landed him in trouble with the authorities.
Two of the officer’s videos have been making rounds on social media, with one showing him dancing with another woman to an Indian song, while the other one shows him delivering dialogues from an Indian film.




https://www.thenews.com.pk/latest/39898 ... iral-video

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Lalmohan » 27 Nov 2018 20:20

it is ok birathers! that is naat a voaman... that is our very own khushboo in undercover naatak
just see those thaighs!! I could recognaize them in any dark kave kamplex!

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby AdityaM » 27 Nov 2018 21:38

Birathers, subhanallah exercise by fauj.

Bakistani so brave, even our hostage can rescue the SF rescue teams!

https://twitter.com/VinodDX9/status/1067421441828696064

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Postby anupmisra » 27 Nov 2018 22:07

AdityaM wrote:Birathers, subhanallah exercise by fauj. Bakistani so brave, even our hostage can rescue the SF rescue teams!

https://twitter.com/VinodDX9/status/1067421441828696064


Kufar!! That waj dillibilliterately dun to dishtrackt the hastage takerj. Firsht the green ishmoke. Then the jeep turned ulta pulta. After the hastagej fireed themshelves bithout any interferensh fram the bad guyz, they rushed to thank you and reshque the ishpecial forcej and turn ober the ulta pulta jeep. Mijjion akamplished. Message : do naat take any paki haastage. Joo will pay.

Eben the iron biratherj who dekhoed the whole plaan were impresshed. The chinij habe set up a ishpeshal fund to treat the ulta puklta jeep.

AoA!

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby anupmisra » 28 Nov 2018 08:13

Bhat ij that?

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Rahul M » 28 Nov 2018 08:39

Ration sequence LAV ?

clearly the name of the top secret battle maneuver undertaken by the kammandus in the exercise above !

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Lalmohan » 28 Nov 2018 15:25

two soches kum to dimag

1. it is boling "penetration sequence lavatory" - something to do with kammandus in toilets in after hours R&R
2. hu ij hasina atim bum?

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby anupmisra » 28 Nov 2018 18:04

Lalmohan wrote:two soches kum to dimag

1. it is boling "penetration sequence lavatory" - something to do with kammandus in toilets in after hours R&R
2. hu ij hasina atim bum?


Bhy ij kammandu holding ribbed ishtick?

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Lalmohan » 28 Nov 2018 18:22

^^^ phor ekshtra ribbing playjhaar...

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Haridas » 28 Nov 2018 21:46

anupmisra wrote:Bhat ij that?

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Anda of moha-mad's holy goat preserved in chinese laquer.
Prostration sequence love namaaz holy communion

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Postby Lalmohan » 28 Nov 2018 22:34

ju know, phaarst there waj al trumpi and MBS and al sheikh holding great shining orb in Riyadh
now there is pious Pakistani people (PPP) holding bigger and shinier orb!
truly al Pakistan is great

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby anupmisra » 28 Nov 2018 23:59

<Pinglish off>

I had posted a video of this earlier in the thread. Here's a follow up.

Inspector suspended for dancing to ‘Kisi disco mein jaaye’

A policeman named Arshad was suspended on Monday after a video of him dancing with a woman made rounds all over social media.
In first video, the police officer can seen acting as a Bollywood villain while in the second one, Arshad is seen dancing with a woman to an Indian song titled as ‘Kisi disco mein jaye’ which made the headlines.


<Pinglish on>

Questionj:

1. Waj the kaap fired for naachoing?
2. Waj th kaap fired for being a billian?
3. Waj the kaap fired for naachoing with a motormama?
4. Waj the kaap fired for being with a motormama?
5. Waj the kaap fired for naachoing to an yindian gaana?
6. Waj the kaap fired for being a fatty?
7. Bhat happened to the motormama "thunder thighj"?

Hainji?

https://dailytimes.com.pk/326807/video- ... ein-jaaye/

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Postby anupmisra » 29 Nov 2018 00:01

Lalmohan wrote:ju know, phaarst there waj al trumpi and MBS and al sheikh holding great shining orb in Riyadh
now there is pious Pakistani people (PPP) holding bigger and shinier orb!
truly al Pakistan is great


Joo mean thij?

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Postby partha » 29 Nov 2018 01:02

One more :D

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Postby RCase » 29 Nov 2018 01:17

^^^
That ij the atimi takat Bakistan's noclear bum. It needs 'haath ki safayi' to work, demonstrated by jernail and kernail (else world should worry what if it lands into the hands of terrorists?)
Bee Ass: Is Jernail ujing hij danda to measure hij mijjile?

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Postby Lalmohan » 29 Nov 2018 01:53

Ganja: "Emperor Xi, Lord of Orbs, your great balls are illuminating my dunia!"
Xi: "Hu is that vassal?"

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Postby sudhan » 29 Nov 2018 18:39

Ganja: Deal Leadel! With my blum sijjed palls, I hab immenje khujli, I iscratch in phront of TV camera too.. Pliss to enlighten me, how you iscratch your giant marples dijcreetly

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby anupmisra » 29 Nov 2018 18:57

anupmisra wrote:Inspector suspended for dancing to ‘Kisi disco mein jaaye’

A policeman named Arshad was suspended on Monday after a video of him dancing with a woman made rounds all over social media.
In first video, the police officer can seen acting as a Bollywood villain while in the second one, Arshad is seen dancing with a woman to an Indian song titled as ‘Kisi disco mein jaye’ which made the headlines.

https://dailytimes.com.pk/326807/video- ... ein-jaaye/


Thij haj to be the latifa of the whole saal, saar. Onleee in pakhanistan. Now thij:

Man clad in police uniform in viral video is stage artist

A stage actor, who was earlier reported as a cop, has come forward to explain that he has nothing to do with Punjab police.
Shahzad had donned the police uniform to dance with an actress on a Bollywood hit.
reports claiming that the policeman has been "suspended" for dancing with woman.
"I am not a police officer, and we were just rehearsing," the stage artist told a private media outlet.
Do waqt ki roti kamata hoon, panch waqt ki namaaz padhta hoon … isse zyada meri zaroorat nahi, aur mujhe khareedne ki teri aukaat nahi,”


Butt, butt, butt, then who waj fired fraam hij naukri? :rotfl:

https://www.thenews.com.pk/latest/39938 ... age-artist

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Postby Lalmohan » 29 Nov 2018 20:35

diyar anool-al-misri
the nayakuddin waj phyrring hij mijjile
all iz vell, he haj covered himself with five times daily insurance paalicy
now beardies will do subhan-A on him instead of fatw-A

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Postby Lalmohan » 08 Jan 2019 20:13

Diyar Birathers and other members of the Rawalpindi Goat Botherer's kelub

I am dekho'ing in Bania Haalikaaptar dhaaga that some Khushboo Gupta is landing on our beloved Zia-Cheen gelaseeyar. I tell ju, bania's know naathing!! for how laang have we had gupt khushboos for us to land on whilst we praise Sultan Zia and Emperor of Cheen repeatedly? hain?! Eye yam outraged!

come and join me in AK phyrr and kaffir effigy burning dharna at street kaarnar this evening
your disgustedly
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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby anupmisra » 09 Jan 2019 00:41

Baki riportur


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Postby anupmisra » 09 Jan 2019 00:43

No Kamment!


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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Lalmohan » 09 Jan 2019 15:16

ij that JF-17 bandar discovering strategic depth?

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Vivasvat » 11 Jan 2019 06:00

The Scots could look into the future long back!

Pawky
Pronunciation: [paw-kee]

Meaning
adjective, pawk·i·er, pawk·i·est. Chiefly British.
cunning; sly.

Origin of pawky
1670–80; Scots pawk trick + -y

Related forms
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pawk·i·ness , noun
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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby wig » 01 Feb 2019 11:07

meanbhile BAF develops land
https://www.dawn.com/news/1461122/paf-c ... ing-scheme
ju think it is phor next gen barfare

PAF converts land for ‘national security’ into housing scheme

The report submitted to the Public Accounts Committee (PAC) on Thursday stated: “During audit it was found that Civil Aviation Authority (GM Walton Aerodrome Lahore) could not get vacated CAA land at Walton Aerodrome measuring 19.21 acres from PAF that forcibly occupied the land in 2006-07 on the pretext of national security and for setting up radar. However, the same land was sold out to members of Pak Falcon Society for which each member had paid the cost of land/development. This resulted in unjustified/unauthorised occupation of CAA land valuing Rs1,921 million.”


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