Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Prem » 12 May 2019 10:43


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Postby Chinmayanand » 12 May 2019 15:30

Pre-mullah !!! How do joo proadcast inner bakistaniyat in khullam-khulla jew tube ? Secrets of al bakistan are naat meant to pe prosdcast outside appotapad cantonment..
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Postby Lalmohan » 13 May 2019 20:35

diyar cheen-mein-anandullah
premullah is only doing the needful. nowadins everyone is utaroing pakistan's chuddis in public, why not maulers hain?
besides prem is always better in khullam khullah no? or du ju prefaar chuppe rustam onlee?
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Postby wig » 17 May 2019 19:22

bakis speak and write betting pinglish
“This classic opportunity”
Here’s a proposal from an ambitious young man, recently posted on a group chat, for young ladies:
“Assalamualaikum. Alhamdolillah I have completed by LLB from world’s best university of D I Khan that is the University of D I Khan. I m lawyer. I m highly talented. Through this group, I want to announce to all girls that I am ready for marriage. My condition is girl should be below 27 years age since old girls have issues so many. Girls father who have big business shud approach me for marriage so that I can manage their business and take it to new height. I do not demand nay jahej it will be very deeni nikah. I appeal all girls to book me as their husband before anyone else take away this classic opportunity. In Sha Allah I will take full care of girl, and her father business. Jazakallah.”

and hiyar is the future produjer of vajeline
Wither oil bonanza?
Our mole in a recent cabinet meeting reported that The Great Khan was in a good mood, having farmed out a lot of the daily grind of premiership. Someone had the temerity to ask him what happened to the oil. Readers will remember that The Great Khan’s Wow Factor had claimed on a talk show last month that Pakistan would strike oil and be flush with cash and jobs, and day labourers would be lining up to pay tax. And all this not in some distant, glorious future but here and now, “in the next two weeks”. The anchor had asked what if the predicted oil bonanza did not materialize. You can make mincemeat of me, he said, “mera tikka boti kar lejiye ga”. Well, it appears that we’ll have to sharpen our knives. So that was the question in the cabinet meeting. The Khan replied that the oil bonanza wouldn’t happen until Shreiking, Shafto and Chaudhry Albert Einstein started praying, alluding to their “secular-liberal” credentials.


from hiyar
https://www.thefridaytimes.com/such-gup-269/

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Postby Ardeshir » 18 May 2019 06:45

Diyar Maulaners,
Bliss to review latest title fight in Bakistani Jiu Jitsu tournament (BJJ).
https://www.facebook.com/51895164478804 ... =e&sfns=mo

Is this halal?

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Postby rsingh » 20 May 2019 19:37

Ardeshir wrote:Diyar Maulers,
Bliss to review latest offering of Halal Twerking from my startup. This is the beta version, production version shall have Twerking goats to corner the market completely in Rawalpindi and NWFP. https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=419309185279229


Ya arrah. Eye dekoh these bidios fram madern istudents of maas media oaf LMU end eye socho........was et halal foar me to isolate myzelf in Gobi desert in the kompni of two hoofd bacterian camels end two hill parlor :(( .

Diyar head mualnar af LMU, do ju have a bost far visiting mullah in tora-bara campus?

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Postby sudhan » 20 May 2019 20:13

Ardeshir wrote:Diyar Maulaners,
Bliss to review latest title fight in Bakistani Jiu Jitsu tournament (BJJ).
https://www.facebook.com/51895164478804 ... =e&sfns=mo

Is this halal?


Diyar birathers,

I request a strong and pungent fartwa to be ijjued against thoj pesky intruders.. they must simbly dekho phrom the ishidelinj instead oph ishtopping a good mush whupping..

eye hope the mullah of LMU bill do the needfool

Salam

Elsewhere..

Eye sunno the drillink phor ghas phailed..

Eye think eet ij the wily yindoos who stole our aayil with some kinky sidewaj drilling akshunn!! (heh heh)

ahem.. I mean.. I condom it..

Salam again

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Postby Ardeshir » 23 May 2019 07:45


Ya allah, this is 786% haraam! Bakistani ayesha wearing kufr sensuous saari :oops: :oops: and subborting Darinder Mudi. :eek: :eek:

Diyar Maulaners, bliss to issue fatwa.

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Postby mmasand » 27 May 2019 00:53

Despite a media clampdown, thanks to Teetar, a fairly large number of PTM protesters clashed with the PakFauj and were subject to gunfire killing 3 innocents. As usual, Ghafoora and his cronies have concocted a story from his Mush and fooled the awaam again.

PS the girl above is probably an Ahmadi or Ismaili Shia - Aga Khanee hence the support to Modi.

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Postby sudhan » 27 May 2019 17:28

RAA agint alart!!

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Postby VinodTK » 28 May 2019 00:43

Centuries-Old 'Palace of Guru Nanak' Demolished in Pakistan, Vandals Sell Off Precious Doors, Windows
Lahore: A centuries-old 'Guru Nanak palace' was partially demolished by a group of vandals who sold its precious windows and doors in Pakistan's Punjab province, a media report said Monday.

The walls of the four-storey building had pictures of Sikhism founder Guru Nanak as well as of various Hindu rulers and princes, Dawn news reported.

The 'Palace of Baba Guru Nanak', said to have been built over four centuries ago, was frequented by a number of Sikhs from across the world, including India, the report said.

The structure at a village in Narowal city — about 100 km from provincial capital Lahore — had 16 rooms with each of them having at least three delicate doors and at least four ventilators, it said.

The group of locals not only partially demolished the structure allegedly with the connivance of auqaf department officials but also sold its precious windows, doors and ventilators, the report said.
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Postby wig » 06 Jun 2019 19:50

represher on raa ajint ishpotting takniki

Anatomy of a RAW agent & why Pakistan seems to recognise them better than India


details hiyar
https://theprint.in/opinion/letter-from ... ia/246311/

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Postby nvishal » 08 Jun 2019 21:53

youtu.be/ZvrG4PnfFF0?t=1312

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dreaded hindu terrorists thaaakreys have entered pakistan

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Postby Mukesh.Kumar » 09 Jun 2019 22:08

In her hurry to get to Pakistan, Pakistani lady causes accident on PIA flight. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

PIA passenger opens emergency exit door thinking it’s a toilet door

A female passenger on board a PIA flight opened an emergency exit door thinking it was the door to the toilet.

“The PIA flight, PK 702, from Manchester to Islamabad was delayed by seven hours. The departure was delayed on Friday night when a passenger erroneously opened the emergency exit causing the emergency chute to activate,” said a PIA spokesperson.

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Postby dnivas » 11 Jun 2019 01:34

hahaha. Just came to post the above !!!

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Postby dnivas » 11 Jun 2019 01:35

PIA spokesperson said that emergency Choot got activated when going to pakistan

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Postby Nikhil T » 16 Jun 2019 00:32

https://images.dawn.com/news/1183032/kp ... ive-stream

Pakistani conference live streamed on Facebook with cat filter. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

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Postby neeraj » 17 Jun 2019 08:53

Bad Baki math — big blunders
NOW that the hype and hysteria he helped create is fading, recently retired chief justice Saqib Nisar deserves to wear a pointed dunce cap :rotfl: on his head as he, with the most powerful men in Pakistan today behind him, walks slowly through the Hall of Shame. Had they understood from schooldays the importance of a few innocent-looking zeros to the left of a decimal point, they’d recognise a million from a billion :lol: . We might have then been spared the deep national embarrassment everyone now wants to forget — the Diamer-Bhasha and Mohmand dams.
From yesterday (Friday) morning here’s the math: The Supreme Court website shows Rs10,669,728,001 in the dam fund with inflows starting July 6, 2018. Looks huge, eh? In US dollars that’s just $0.07bn. Worse, since February the graph is flat because salaried people are fighting against more forced deductions. Still worse: the un-invested fund has lost Rs10m a day in interest (the recent decision to invest this by June 20 is way overdue). Now compare the measly $0.07bn with the whopping $14bn needed for Diamer-Bhasha alone (2013 estimate). In July 2018 the intrepid Khurram Husain calculated that 199 years of donations were needed to achieve this. With reduced inflows, that time rockets up to 600-700 years. :rotfl:

Favourite excuses: overseas Pakistanis didn’t deliver their $1,000 per person as Imran Khan imagined they would; local Pakistanis were stingy despite prods and nudges and hourly exhortations over establishment-controlled radio and TV; the trillions of looted money supposedly returning to Pakistan somehow got lost on the way; and the dollar went through the roof. All predictable but to foresee something you need brains, not just eyes :lol: .

Mathematics is all about reason but reason in Pakistan appears to have dried up in recent times.

In a mathematically savvy country no major project — civil works, manufacturing, or health — is approved without a full fiscal and cost/benefit analysis, detailed supply chain management, and logistics connecting the nodes. Teams of technical experts guide political leaders through the maze. But for Pakistani decision-makers, whim suffices.

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Question: why so few genuine Pakistani experts and why is math illiteracy so rampant? We have good soldiers but not a single top-level Pakistani mathematician anywhere in the world — even those recently decorated with Pakistan’s highest national awards for mathematics would probably flunk undergrad math exams at places like MIT. Why is the math taught in our schools and universities ridiculously bad?

The answer has two parts. First, most people confuse math with arithmetic and with cut-and-dried formulas. But it’s not that! Mathematics is the music of reason whose rich melodies need good tutoring and hard work to understand. Second, math matters much but only if you think the laws of physics, expressed mathematically, actually govern the physical universe. Where Inshallah holds sway, math based predictions are easily overridden. Precise planning then becomes useless or secondary; math skills are unneeded.

Case in point: some geniuses in Gen Musharraf’s cabinet one day decided to substitute CNG for petrol. They priced CNG so low that poor taxi drivers and land cruiser owners alike rushed to buy a CNG conversion kit costing Rs20,000 or more. Millions saved and scrimped to buy one but the net savings were still good. Then one day: poof! As gas started petering out, queues became impossibly long. Thousands of CNG stations closed down and millions of kits were thrown away.

Again, bad math! Computer modeling of supply and demand, with the model’s output actually determining policy, is normal elsewhere. Did our experts and Supreme Court think that divine intervention would bring back the gas? It didn’t and so everything collapsed.

Listing every such bungle could fill countless thick volumes. But there’s a mega-bungle deserving inclusion in Ripley’s Believe it or Not. Since it’s from the backwaters of Sindh, almost no one knows about it.

Way back in 1989 a brand new campus was acquired for Shah Abdul Latif University near the shrine of Shadi Shaheed some 25 kilometres from Khairpur city. Spread over 900 acres, construction proceeded until 1995. And then before the first class was held it was abandoned forever. Thirty years later, there’s talk about converting the campus to a date plantation — but that’s if they can find water.

Colleagues in Khairpur invited me there in 1997 for physics lectures but insisted I also tour the new campus. Driving over an un-metalled road in the blazing desert heat brought us to 30-odd buildings standing silently in the backdrop of barren hills. It was like visiting a town after an earthquake except there had been no earthquake. After it rained in 1995 the ground settled unevenly and some buildings lost roofs, others leaned to one side. The only occupants I encountered were desert lizards and stray dogs.

Bad math, bad soil engineering! Nevertheless, the accused pleaded in court that “this incident should be seen as an act of God which mere mortals could do little to prevent” and argued that unseasonal rains were due to Him. It worked: no one was ever punished.

Math illiteracy also means ‘exponential growth’ is not understood. The consequences of this are graver than anything imaginable. Pakistan currently has a ‘small’ net population growth rate of 2.1 per cent. This means every 33 years the population will double, and then double again and again. If continued, by this century’s end Pakistan’s population will exceed that of Europe, Canada, Australia and New Zealand combined. This shocking piece of math is something that no government or its minders dare discuss; the ministry of population planning was abolished years ago.

A silver lining, howsoever slight: Fawad Chaudhry, the current minister of science and technology, is pushing an Islamic calendar. The same Fawad who showed his mardani by slapping Sami Ibrahim Four hundred years ago, after he invented infinitesimal calculus, Isaac Newton found that gravity and inertia alone determine lunar and planetary orbits. Unlike what had been imagined in mediaeval times, it wasn’t teams of harnessed angels that were pulling them around. Today we know to within half an inch where the moon will be 1,000 years hence. Will Chaudhry and his new scientific almanac succeed in convincing us when the next Eid-ul-Fitr will be? Let’s wish him luck.


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