Sunni Terrorist Fragments of Unstable Pakistan - 12 Dec 2014

[Gagan]

One effect of the Danda that Modi and Doval have brandished for the viewing pleasure of Pakistanis is that they are not talking about Dilli fatah and Kashmir fatah so much, and are now looking inwards and anal-ysing their own failures.

Nothing like sending these cowards packing back inside their homes. The same panelist often spews fire about war, but here he's talking some sense, but reaching useless conclusions (Nucleear paawar bahut advaanced hai )

[Gagan]

[Gagan]

Yalla yalla

[Gagan]

Curry saab's visit to pakistan, and the pakistanis dukh dard


Also watch the Bigoted question by a Pakjabi jounalist, also note his Pinglish in full flow.
Note Curry's thappad to everyone.

[Hari Seldon]

Meanwhile, somewhere in Bakistan...

[Gagan]

Why? Why are the abduls in Pakistan so upset hain ji?
There are almost no jews in pakistan. Why this anti-semitism hain ji?

Nice Pinglish: Hollow Cost and Hitlor

Added later: What did Israel do the past week? Looks like someone from KSA embassy in Isloo, asks their chamcha people in Al-Bakistan to print some posters and carry out a rally with 20 people.

[Gagan]

Eternal piss in Bakistan prevailed last month

[arun]

JuD assets frozen

Hmm.. So a few days back we saw news articles which quoted some Paki minister saying "JuD is halal, no need to halal it". Now this, also looks like Hafiz al suar seems to have now travel restrictions..

Most likely to keep him from taking his rather vishal g*nd close to the LOC, wily bhindians might take him out..

Look at the contrasting news items coming out.

Pakistan bans Jamaat-ud-Dawa, Haqqani network after US mounts pressure - PTI

Pakistan freezes bank accounts of Jamaatud Dawa (no mention of ban)

Very murky things are going on, as usual.

Transcript of proceedings put out by the Islamic Republic of Pakistan’s Foreign Office dealing with the “reported” banning of JuD :

Question
Do you have anything to tell us on Federal Minister Statement who publicly denounced Saudi Arabia for having destructive effect on Pakistan through money transfers?

Secondly, would you please share information on status of JuD and Haqqani Network because numbers of our external partners are taking interest in this subject? We know it is the subject of the Ministry of Interior but anything you can tell us? (Farhan Bukhari-)

Answer
First, about the Minister’s statement, I am sure you have seen the statement issued by the Prime Minister’s Office and also the clarification given by the Minister that he was quoted out of context. I don’t think I need to add anything to the Prime Minister’s statement.

About the second question, you are right it primarily relates to the Ministry of Interior. JuD and some other organizations are listed by the United Nations. Pakistan, as a member of the United Nations is under obligations to proscribe the entities and individuals that are listed. We take our obligations very seriously and try to meet these obligations scrupulously. Once any individuals and organizations are proscribed by the UN, we are required to freeze their assets and enforce travel restrictions. We take that action. Bank accounts of such entities and individuals are frozen after SRO is issued. You can check the details of what exactly the recent actions mean with NACTA or Ministry of Interior.

Question
In a follow up of question on banning JuD, is it because of the pressure by the US Secretary of the State John Kerry who visited Pakistan and met with the leadership that Pakistan is banning these organizations?

As the Prime Minister has cancelled his visit to Switzerland who is representing Pakistan from Foreign Office or Ministry of Finance instead of PM? (Mateen Haider-Dawn News)

Answer
I am not aware of anyone else participating in the Davos conference. Prime Minister’s participation was at the leadership level events. As regards your other question, the National Action Plan has been under discussion, it had nothing to do with the visit by the US Secretary of State. Pakistan is taking these steps for its own sake for the protection of its own people and to eradicate terrorism from Pakistan once and for all.

From here:

Record of the Press Briefing by Spokesperson on 22 January 2015

[Gagan]

Some videos on their begging bowl economy

[Gagan]

[Gagan]

[Gagan]

everyone beware, Pakistan is going to take its mokihf on kashmir and everything else into cyberspace and twitter

[Anujan]

There is no JuD ban. There will never be a JuD ban. There could be temporary "house arrest" of Hafiz-e-suar (who wants to conduct a rally in Karachi when Obama is in India) to prevent him from doing silly things like this.

Last time in 2009 after UN banned JuD, lahore high court overturned the ban asking "If India doesnt follow UN resolutions, why should Pakistan". Expect some random abdul filing a PIL and getting JuD acquitted.

Also if you notice what the foreign lair officer of Pakistan said "All terrorist organizations are bad blah blah, UN recommendation should be followed for everyone blah blah, please to check with ministry of interior about specific bans". Which then our newspapers and their newspapers report "ZOMG!! JUD BANNED!! HAS AL-BAKISTAN BECOME A NORMAL COUNTRY?!!!"

[Anujan]

Try sleeping in class now!




http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/pakistan-provi ... ck-1483346

(Apparently Beshawar, in a display of Lahori Logic, has allowed school teachers to carry guns in class after the school attack)

[arun]

There is no JuD ban. There will never be a JuD ban. There could be temporary "house arrest" of Hafiz-e-suar (who wants to conduct a rally in Karachi when Obama is in India) to prevent him from doing silly things like this.

Last time in 2009 after UN banned JuD, lahore high court overturned the ban asking "If India doesnt follow UN resolutions, why should Pakistan". Expect some random abdul filing a PIL and getting JuD acquitted.

Also if you notice what the foreign lair officer of Pakistan said "All terrorist organizations are bad blah blah, UN recommendation should be followed for everyone blah blah, please to check with ministry of interior about specific bans". Which then our newspapers and their newspapers report "ZOMG!! JUD BANNED!! HAS AL-BAKISTAN BECOME A NORMAL COUNTRY?!!!"

Perhaps rather than preventing Hafiz Saeed holding a rally in Karachi while the US President Barak Obama is visiting India, the Punjabi Military dominated “Deep State” of the Islamic Republic of Pakistan is looking to prevent Hafiz Saeed holding a rally in Karachi while the US President Barak Obama is visiting the Islamic Republic . I would not put it past the US to do an unannounced John Kerry style trip of a few days ago to the Islamic Republic of Pakistan and have Barak Obama pop up without prior public notice there after his visit to India .

Meanwhile the Jamaat-ud-Dawah has insulated itself from a ban by renaming itself the Falah Insaniyat Foundation.

The answer given by Tasneem Aslam of the Islamic Republic's Foreign Office on the question of a JuD ban was certainly vague and nebulous .

[Amber G.]

Try sleeping in class now!



(Apparently Beshawar, in a display of Lahori Logic, has allowed school teachers to carry guns in class after the school attack)

Anujanji I think you are missing the point...lahori logic is NOT carrying guns in the class..

It is much much worse...

Read what is written on the board...

Atomic Mass "Z"

Z is used for Atomic Number ... (Atomic Mass is represented as "A")

I knew it was a Baki class room,.. only they don't know the difference between atomic number and atomic mass...
(Or is it just to say that Z value of their u-based bum-maal is not 92 but 295 -- much higher than SDRE's p-based 94?)

[Abhijit]

Amber ji, mass, number shumber all these are jaahil concepts - not halal at all. The word 'Atomic' itself is anti-Islam as it denotes a power higher than allah (swh) and rasool (pbuh). I say the teacher is WUQ - pronto!

[Ramesh]

^
A noob pooch:-
How do you fire shot gun type ammo with a type 56?

[Gagan]

Sahid Masood is earning a lot of sawab from his ISI mai baaps these days

[Gagan]

Jaguar vein is in danger

[Gagan]

One khujli that the Musharraf camp has about solving kashmir/kashmir agreement being 4 minutes away etc etc, me thinks stems from him not being able to do any muhaida with his mai baap India.
All other governments did something with India..
Weather it was Simla agreement, BB's attempt to solve sir creek with RG, Treaty on not attacking nuclear facilities, Nawaz's Lahore decleration.

The only thing mushy was able to achieve was getting a strong kick on his musharraf in Kargil, then later to declare that Pakistani territory won't be used for terrorism against India, getting booted out of Agra.

History won't be kind to mushy, and he knows it.

[Gagan]

Muhaida with India == bring the big bad india to its knees and agree to a public == at the negotiating table.

Pakistani leedaraan get to sit on the same table with India.
What orgasms they must have at this oppertunity!!!

[Tuvaluan]

I am incensed as a true mujahid. As was clearly explained in a pakistani textbook earlier in the thread, Allah has already created all of these concepts and spelt it out correctly in the Quran. Just because Kafirs want to call atomic mass as A does not mean pure muslims need to follow that wrong path. In fact, the right way to think about this is to impose severe punishment on any kafir who dares to use A as atomic mass. Time to make a request to International Institute of Islamic Science in Al Binori to pass an appropriate fatwa to this effect, so that this spread of kafir science is halted as soon as possible. AoA. Pakistan Paindabad.

[vishvak]

Muhaida with India == bring the big bad india to its knees and agree to a public == at the negotiating table.

Pakistani leedaraan get to sit on the same table with India.
What orgasms they must have at this oppertunity!!!

And more oil for == propaganda machinery in terms of movies, media, shayar/gazali technique ecosystem, and generally being annoying paki wannabe all over the world.

[vishvak]

I am incensed as a true mujahid. As was clearly explained in a pakistani textbook earlier in the thread, Allah has already created all of these concepts and spelt it out correctly in the Quran. Just because Kafirs want to call atomic mass as A does not mean pure muslims need to follow that wrong path. In fact, the right way to think about this is to impose severe punishment on any kafir who dares to use A as atomic mass. Time to make a request to International Institute of Islamic Science in Al Binori to pass an appropriate fatwa to this effect, so that this spread of kafir science is halted as soon as possible. AoA. Pakistan Paindabad.

In fact, in bakistan with correctly ulta P spelled out, it is perfectly justifiable to use A for Z and then Z for A which is to cleanly avoid being a WUQtling.

If you write exactly ulta, how can you be fatwaed to 72?

More importantly, if someone else draws out dozens of WUQtling fatwas, can he use guns for defense against fatwa-adoring mob? Won't that be against will of al-bpuh.

[Amber G.]

Tuvaluan, and Abhijit'ji - Wrt to Kafir and Paki type of physics, let me present an old famous clip.
(It is only a about a minute and so, and if you have not seen it, it may be worth watching..)

link to youtube clip

A Pak physics student introduced that clip to me. The clip became quite popular.. It was even linked from a NY Times article (Link: NY Times article about state of science in Pakistan )

For those who do not know/remember the event was discussed in Brf and other places about getting new energy from Paki-physics (google for Agha Waqar Ahmad's water kit). No I am not making it up, top scientists like AQ Khan, and top political bosses (including their PM and science adviser) publicly supported it and looked like absolute fools.

Pervez Hoodbhoy said "This shows how far Pakistan has fallen into the pit of ignorance and self-delusion”
--- One can not even make such things up!

[member_22733]

I am disheartened at the image of the Baki teacher carrying an AK-47. That means they dont give a Bakistan about the kids in the school.

For ex: What happens if the freedom fighters and Allah's warriors enter the classroom and start shooting at the kids when the teacher is NOT around? Or what if they do it during the school break.

This is child abuse and neglect. The right thing to do is to arm each kid with an AK-47 and 4 magazines of ammo and teach them how to shoot at a moving target. THis will also help them to be good citizens of future Bakistan.

[member_22872]

It gets confusing where to post when dealing with matters like these:
Anti-Charlie Hebdo demonstrators mistakenly burn Italian flag

Protesters in Bannu gathered in the main market square chanting "Death to the government of France", and setting fire to two effigies, one of former French President Nicolas Sarkozy and one the crowd said represented the editor of Charlie Hebdo.
An inverse Italian flag, mistakenly thought to be a French flag, was also burnt alongside the two effigies

[Gagan]

Please visit the city of Chennai in Bangalore state in the video I've posted in BENIS dhaga.
While you are there also pay my regards to the Prime Minister of Tamil Nadu

AoA

[Gagan]

Pakistan making economic progress

[Gagan]

[partha]

Let us grow up and out of this debate

Let’s skip internal security and look at external security issues. We have a terrible relationship with Afghanistan, a worse one with India, and even the Iran border now features attacks by ‘non-state’ actors. We are nowhere close to making Kashmir a part of Pakistan, the Chinese privately think of us as annoying beggars and the Americans publicly think of us as a bunch of swindlers.

Amazing. Even if Pakistan is broken up into pieces, Pakjabi elite will continue writing articles (from the comforts of their Australian or Canadian homes) about their wet dream of making Kashmir part of remaining Pakistan. Then the argument will be "Yindia should compensate Pakistan for its loss of land by giving Kashmir."

[Gagan]

There you go you makkar kaafir hindoos, all your dirty deeds are listed in this video

[saip]

I am disheartened at the image of the Baki teacher carrying an AK-47. That means they dont give a Bakistan about the kids in the school.

For ex: What happens if the freedom fighters and Allah's warriors enter the classroom and start shooting at the kids when the teacher is NOT around? Or what if they do it during the school break.

This is child abuse and neglect. The right thing to do is to arm each kid with an AK-47 and 4 magazines of ammo and teach them how to shoot at a moving target. THis will also help them to be good citizens of future Bakistan.

If you are a terrorist you shoot the teacher first and then take his gun and then shoot the students. That way you do not have to bring lot of ammo with you!

[Gagan]

[member_22733]

saip saar,

that is why I am sad. Every student must be armed with an AK-47 and trained to be an expert in tactical warfare before learning ABCD. Only then will there be total safety.

[Tuvaluan]

AmberG wrote:

For those who do not know/remember the event was discussed in Brf and other places about getting new energy from Paki-physics (google for Agha Waqar Ahmad's water kit). No I am not making it up, top scientists like AQ Khan, and top political bosses (including their PM and science adviser) publicly supported it and looked like absolute fools

Yes, I remember that. the paki govt. actually provided public funds for this project. There was also the incident of the amazing "bomb detection rod" that the paki govt. bought whole sale from Pakistan from some british con man, who convinced them that this metal rod with an led was a super awesome "bomb sniffer" -- there are plenty of photos with pakistani security guys waving the wand under cars and humans. Super security only.

[member_22733]

Delusional Bakistanis . India == Bakistan, phir betrol ka itna praablem Bakistan mein Kyoon. This should go in Benis as well. Please dont be drinking anything around the 5:20 - 5:35 mark

[Gagan]

Yalla, India is very very bad !!!


This one is like a Paki version of Kaashtkaron ke liye geostrategy - Paki krishi darshan
-Doodh is PKR 120 per litre !!!

[Prem]

Nation-wide Deemand yoff Betroeuum Jelly exceeds that of Betroleum. Dhiz is bhy there is Killat of Betrrol but no shortaaj yoff Jelly.