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Propaganda Minister Of Paki Fauj Decides To "Enjoy" Bartania . Embarks On An Upcountry Goodwill Tour To Salvage The Broken Image Of Pakiland :mrgreen:

Pakistan indispensably, positively relevant to region and beyond: DG ISPR :roll:
The News International
Oct 15, 2018
COVENTRY/WARWICK: The Director General of Public Relations (DG ISPR) Major General Asif Ghafoor has said that Pakistan is indispensably ( very very important !) and positively relevant to the world and the future global economy passes through this part of the region. :roll:
The DGISPR delivered a comprehensive talk about Pakistan and its contributions to regional peace at the Warwick University on Tuesday to a mix of students including Pakistanis. The DG talked about regional geo-strategic environment, events leading to the war on terror and success story of Pakistan in war against terrorism and militancy.
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He said that Pakistan made available GLOCs for critical logistic support to the international forces operating inside Afghanistan without which they couldn’t have sustained. The DGISPR said that Pakistani intelligence apparatus provided key information to the international forces against Al-Qaeda which helped defeat the terror group. He said that defeat of Al-Qaeda could never have been possible without intelligence help provided by Pakistan. :((
That is all , nothing more than this ! Forget to mention that "servant" was paid more than enough by the Boss ( Massa !)
The DGISPR told that Kashmir is the mother of all disputes and Pakistan will never compromise on the rights of Kashmiri people and will continue to offer moral support.
No speech is complete without the "core issue" being mentioned :mrgreen:
Answering question by a student, Major General Asif Ghafoor said that demands of the Pahstoon Tahaffuz Movement (PTM) are genuine and there are genuine issues in the FATA. He said that Pakistani government is doing lots of work in the FATA and areas of KP to carry out the development work with help from the local people. He said that Pakistani state was fully aware of the issues faced by the local people while devoting itself to development work. He said that demands of the PTM were genuine but the methodology was not right.The DGISPR told students that Pakistan – like no other country in the world – cannot afford to take anyone write challenge of the state by taking law into their hands. He said that it was resolve of the state to enforce its wrist at all costs.
Any chance to "relax' at the local Warwick Pub with a Bitter Pint and a plate of steak and kidney pie :roll:
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Bankrupt PCB Being Hurt In The Pocketbook Where It Matters. And The Angst Does Show :mrgreen:

Mani terms BCCI stance on Pak-India matches as ‘hypocrisy’
The News International
Oct 15, 2018
Newly elected Pakistan Cricket Board chairman Ehsan Mani has termed India's stance on playing cricket with Pakistan as "hypocrisy".Mani, who replaced Najam Sethi as PCB chief in September this year, said it was the "will of the people" that the cricketing ties resume between India and Pakistan.
The Indian Awaam is also with the GOI on this issue !
"The main thing is that we play cricket against each other. When we play cricket, especially in our countries - when we go to India or when they come here - helps in increasing people-to-people contact. Indian fans come to Pakistan. Lakhs of fans have come to Pakistan from India and everyone goes back happy,” he said in an interview with ESPNcricinfo. :((
"There's no better way to improve the relations between countries than having sporting contacts, cultural contacts. For me, that is far more important than any amount of money that comes into the game. Hypocrisy anyone :mrgreen:
"Indian public obviously loves to see India and Pakistan playing, and so does the Pakistan public. Rest of the work is of the politicians and frankly, once India is in the lead-up to its elections next year, so I don't think there will be any softening in their attitude. But in the long term, the people want it and you can't go against the will of the people forever,” the PCB chairman remarked.
Hope is always eternal . But if Congress does not win then... :roll:
Mani observed that India-Pakistan matches had the "highest value financially in the world" but the PCB's desire to resume the ties was about more than just money.
Can the Saudis or the Chinis, or the Emiratis be approached to "financially help out" in this dept as well :mrgreen:
Mani recalled that back when he was ICC president, “I went and met the Indian government and I took with me the people that were leading the Indian cricket board at that time - Mr [Jagmohan] Dalmiya, Mr [IS] Bindra, Mr Rajsingh [Dungarpur] - and we went to the different ministries concerned with India-Pakistan cricket relations, and they spoke more in favour of resuming cricket between India and Pakistan than I did as a Pakistani.”
At least Sethi was more dignified in his approach than this "beggar" begging for resumption of cricket ties :mrgreen:
The PCB chief made it clear that “we are not going to beg them” to play with Pakistan. “It's good for the game if India and Pakistan play each other but it will be on equal terms."
Again, the so called Honour And Dignity ( Echendee ) is very very important in Pakistan. Here it means that we will not cease Terrorism , even though we are begging for cricket ! :mrgreen:
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Another Ummah Country Shutting Its Doors And Windows To The Holders Of The Green Passport :twisted:

Pakistan urges Morocco to ease visa conditions for businessmen
The News International
Oct 15, 2018
ISLAMABAD: Federal Minister for Law and Justice Dr Farogh Naseem has urged Morocco to ease visa conditions for Pakistani business community seeking to improve trade ties between the two countries.
Pakistani students who wish to study in Morocco are also encouraged to learn French, ( But the citizens of the First Islami Atomi Takat are fluent in Arabic . Does that not count as one plus :eek: ) he said.
He also raised the issue of difficulty in obtaining Moroccan visas, which the Pakistani businessmen and genuine applicants often face.
The term "genuine applicants and Pakistani businessmen " has a very subjective definition as well :mrgreen:
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Not Sure If A Paki Man Of Staten Island NYC Charged With Meeting A Jewish Man Is A Closet Jihadi Cum Anti Semitic Or Mentally Ill As His Wife Claims !

Wife of livery cab driver who beat older Borough Park man says he's mentally ill and off his medications
New York Daily News - By Esha Ray and Reuven Blau
Oct 16, 2018
The wife of a livery cab driver caught on video beating an older Jewish man says her husband is mentally ill and acts out when off his medication.
"He's schizophrenic," Riaz Afzal, referring to her husband Farrukh Afzal, told the Daily News.
He could be mentally ill. Or he just "hate jews" , due to his radical Islam beliefs, hard to say , at least IMO !
.The 37-year-old attacked Lipa Schwartz, 62, at the intersection of 13th Ave. and 6th St. in Borough Park around 7:20 a.m. Sunday, according to police.A few weeks ago "he had a court order to get his medicine" but refused, his wife said. He moved out of their family home in Staten Island shortly afterwards, she added.
Info should be verified for veracity !
"I've been trying to call him and he hasn't been picking up," she said. "I knew something was wrong. I thought maybe the police picked him up."The couple, who were married 20 years ago, has six kids. :eek: Confirming the stereotype that the spouse is "baby making" machine. And he was only 17 when he got married ! And how old was she, if he was 17 ? :evil: Her husband – who works for Church Ave. Car Service — began exhibiting signs of mental illness approximately 10 years ago, she said.
"He's gotten into trouble before," she said. "When we were living together, it was always trouble with me.
"Now he's not living with me so he's getting into trouble with other people," she continued. "Once he got into trouble with our neighbor and broke their car."She recently tried to get him medical help.
Afzal's wife says he is not a hateful person but becomes unhinged when off his medication.
"He's a sweet kind person," she said. "Only when he gets sick he's a totally different. He's two different people. But he doesn't hate anybody." Afzal is originally from Pakistan and a Muslim, she added."Maybe that's what they're thinking about all of this," she said. "But he's not a terrorist." A spokeswoman for the city's Taxi and Limousine Commission said Afzal does not hold the required taxi license and has received summonses in the past for illegal pickups.
If, he is that mentally ill, how was he able to get a taxi driver job :roll:
A man who identified himself as the owner of the Church Ave. Car Service said his company would no longer use Afzal."Let me explain something to you," said the man, who declined to give his name. "The base is not responsible for people doing something wrong in the street. The people are independent contractors."He wasn't working at the time," he added. "My apologies to the Jewish community. I have been working here for 20 years and I've never had a problem. He will never come back to the company anymore."
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Imran Govt Enlists Mullahs To Stop "Electricity Theft" In Pakistan :mrgreen:

Curbing power theft through edicts: Clerics criticize Pakistani government move
Al-Arabiya News- Mansour Jaffar
Oct 9, 2018
The newly elected government in Pakistan has invited ire from religious quarters for a peculiar reason.
The government has suggested exemption of 400 units of electric power per month to mosques where prayer leaders issue edict declaring power theft as forbidden [haram] in Islam and run a campaign in Friday sermons against power theft.
Shows the power of the Islamic Brigade in Pakiland . Mullah Power is very much alive and well in Pakistan !
The government of Prime Minister Imran Khan has come out with the novel idea to rid the country of the problem of power pilferage, which is particularly rife in the insurgency-hit tribal areas bordering Afghanistan and the rural areas in the other three provinces, causing huge revenue losses.Though the offer is not yet implemented, it has drawn strong criticism especially from Islamic scholars who dubbed it an “open bribe” to prayer leaders.
Nothing wrong in that IMO. Pakistan is an Islamic country. People listen and obey Mullah, than they would a politico . Better to elect a Mullah . Then you can kill two birds with one stone :twisted:
“It is shameful that the government which came to power chanting slogans of making the country run like state of Medina, is now offering bribe to Ulema for petty causes which could have been resolved through technical means and improving management,” said Mufti Mohammad Naeem, head of Jamia Binnoria.
One of the two "famous" University Of Jihad, the other located at Akhora Khattack, run by Sami-ul-Haq , "friend" of Imran Khan !
Dr. Allama Mufti Raghib Hussain Naeemi, member of Council of Islamic Ideology and head of Jamia Naeemia Lahore, said: “Rulers must stop dragging Ulema for achieving political and administrative aims. Crimes can’t be controlled through edicts.”He was of the view that the menace of terrorism did not stop despite Islamic scholars using their platform to issue edicts against it.
I bet if the price is right, the Mullah would cooperate in a jiffy. Diesel (Maulana) is a good example ! :mrgreen:
Another noted scholar, Maulana Asim Makhdoom, accused the government of “trying to clumsily copy the example of grand Indian seminary of Deoband which issued an edict few years back declaring power theft forbidden in Islam, but the move failed to stop power theft.”
Did not know that there was an = = here as well !
The government was embarrassed in only its second week in power when a London-based Qadiyani’s inclusion as member of Economic Advisory Council drew strong criticism from religious scholars, forcing the prime minister to cancel his appointment.
With less than two months in the office, the government of cricketer-turned-philanthropist-turned politician, Imran Khan, has already received loads of criticism for a number of non-serious and half-baked steps under the banner of anti-corruption campaign and austerity drive to support the economy.The steps included auctioning of eight buffaloes kept in Prime Minister House by previous regime for milk and dairy needs, auction of 61 luxury cars out of a fleet of 102 vehicles, and opening for general public’s sight-seeing the Governor’s Houses in all four provinces which date back to British colonists’ era.The moves were considered embarrassing for the government, which includes vastly experienced members who have served with previous regimes of General [retired] Pervez Musharraf, Asif Zardari and Nawaz Sharif over the last two decades.
The writer clearly has doubts about NAYA PAKISTAN :mrgreen:
mran Khan is also being criticized for taking u-turns on his claims of turning huge Prime Minister House and President House into public universities, and not to seek any further loans from IMF, which has been the practice of previous rulers.
Rubbing salt into the wounds !
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Has Imran "Taken Notice" Yet That His MNAs And MPAs Are Fighting On The Streets Of Karachi :mrgreen:

VIDEO: PTI parliamentarians beat each other up in Karachi
Pakistan Today
Oct 15, 2018
Two Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf (PTI) lawmakers have given each other a good thrashing during a brawl that erupted on a Karachi thoroughfare due to unknown reasons.In a video that has gone viral over the internet, PTI MNA Aftab Jahangir and MPA Rabistan Khan can be seen serving one another with kicks and punches as their supporters also beat each other up.
The video further shows one of the parliamentarians rushing back in his car to save himself from the enraged crowd.It merits a mention here that this is not the first time PTI lawmakers have put up a violent show on the roads of Karachi as earlier this year, MPA Imran Ali Shah had also beaten up a citizen in the middle of a road near the National Stadium.
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When is CJP Nisar Flying To Karachi And "Opening A New File" On This Matter :mrgreen:
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Crypto Bible Retweeted
Parvez A. Faruki
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5h5 hours ago

Any comments plz?
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Clueless On How To Solve Paki Problems :roll:
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anupmisra wrote:Trouble in ammah's paradise?

14 Iran security personnel 'kidnapped' near border: reports

Rest snipped....
Lets guess the name of this "specific group".

https://www.dawn.com/news/1439388/14-ir ... er-reports
Anupmisra-ji :
This is not the first time that "this group" has struck. It has happened before as well. So much so for brotherly ties between Iran and Pakistan ! Now that the Pakis are expecting more Moolahs from the Saudis , expect to see more such attacks. Quid Pro Quo , at least IMHO :mrgreen:
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Looks Like That This Is Also Going To Be Another Empty Promise, That The Kaptaan Is Not Likely To Fulfill

No U-turn, Mr Prime Minister!
Dawn
Oct 16, 2018
KARACHI: On a recent Sunday Afghans living in the city held a big demonstration at the Karachi Press Club to echo their demand for the issuance of Pakistani national identity cards. Holding Pakistani flags and banners bearing pictures of Prime Minister Imran Khan, who had earlier revived their hopes of getting recognition of their nationality, they chanted slogans in favour of the Pakistan Tehreek-i-Insaf government and demanded that immediate measures be taken to get them out of the desperate situation of neither being here nor there.The announcement made by the prime minister that Afghans and Bengali-speaking people living in Pakistan would be granted Pakistan’s citizenship has kindled a ray of hope in members of the two communities. Since then their activists have been holding demos to draw the attention of the government towards their plight.
Unfortunately for the hapless communities, under obvious pressure from both allies and opponents, Mr Khan later said on the floor of the National Assembly that the final decision to grant citizenship to Afghans and Bengalis would be made only after taking all parties and “stakeholders” into confidence — a phenomenon unlikely to happen. Their dream seems be shattered on the cusp of realisation.
Immy is like a "loose canon" . Just keep his trap shut, if he cannot fulfill his words !
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Falijee wrote:Newly elected Pakistan Cricket Board chairman Ehsan Mani has termed India's stance on playing cricket with Pakistan as "hypocrisy".
What!!?? :eek: How is India's stand on not playing pakhanistan a "hypocrisy"? Does he know what the term means? Hypocrisy is when one nation trains and send in terrorists surreptitiously while continuing to talk peace in public. Can anyone name that nation?
Definition of hypocrisy
"feigning to be what one is not or to believe what one does not : behavior that contradicts what one claims to believe or feel"
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/hypocrisy
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Falijee wrote:Crypto Bible Retweeted
Parvez A. Faruki
‏ @pfaruki
5h5 hours ago

Any comments plz?
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Clueless On How To Solve Paki Problems :roll:
Yes, this is akin to a street dog who loves to bark and chase cars, knowing very well that it will never "catch one". In I'm the Dim's case he just "caught the beat up car (viz., pakhanistan)". He has no idea what to do next. Quite a dil-e-amma, right?

It is always easy to sit outside and complain, criticize, rant, rave, and in general, be an assh0le. Easy to block streets and sleep in containers. Now, when the rubber actually hits the road, second thoughts abound.
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Falijee wrote:This is not the first time that "this group" has struck. It has happened before as well. So much so for brotherly ties between Iran and Pakistan ! Now that the Pakis are expecting more Moolahs from the Saudis , expect to see more such attacks. Quid Pro Quo , at least IMHO :mrgreen:
Jundallah is a paki-sunni militant organization and a group associated with the Tehrik-i-Taliban Pakistan. However, its a organization initially funded, trained and reared by ISI.
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Falijee wrote:Pakistan urges Morocco to ease visa conditions for businessmen
Doesn't A Q Khan own a hotel in Morocco? I remember reading about it somewhere a while ago.

Answered my own question - it is in Timbuktu, Mali.
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The "Good Haqqani" Slams The "Fake Muslim" Deputy Ambassador :mrgreen:

Hussain Haqqani slams Chinese deputy ambassador for ‘undignified’ trolling
Oct 16, 2018
WASHINGTON – Pakistan’s former top diplomat to the US Hussain Haqqani has slammed China’s deputy ambassador in Islamabad Zhao Lijian for his “undignified” trolling after the ex-envoy shared a story about the Chinese government’s treatment of minority Uyghur Muslims.
Over the past few days, Haqqani has been involved in a public spat with Zhao which started over a tweet.Haqqani, 62, tweeted a London Times article which said that “China demands the Uighur Muslims eat pork”.
Zhao, instead of responding to the shared article, criticised Haqqani for the tweet.“Joke of the day. A person without soul and nationality is joining a groundless attack against China. What a pity!” he said.
Is Zhao batting for Pakistan as well :roll:
Responding to the criticism, Haqqani said diplomatic courtesy usually required diplomats not to attack people of the country where they are serving and certainly not by attacking their patriotism towards their own country. :D
“I respect Zhao Lijian’s rights to defend China and China’s policies, but for him to act as a troll on behalf of those in Pakistan who called me names was very undignified,” Haqqani said on Monday.
Does he not have the "right" to defend Colonizing Pakistan To Enrich China ( Economic Corridor AKA CPEC :mrgreen: )
The former envoy said Monday that he will continue to write, tweet and say what he believes.
So, he is "confident" that Massa or Interpol will NOT deport him back to Pakistan :mrgreen:
“I am not somebody who is going to toe the line of either the Pakistani establishment, the civilian Pakistani government or Mr Zhao Lijian, who until a few months ago was known as Muhammad Zhao Lijian,” he said, adding that he had never met the Chinese diplomat.
Zhao has dropped the moniker "Muhammad" from his name now . Not sure, if he is a "true Muslim" or attached the name of PBUH for optic purposes only . Is he aware, that once you are a member of the Religion of Piss Peace, it is a blasphemy to become an "Ex" of that faith . Someone, needs to inform Khadim Rizvi of Labbaik on this :twisted:
Earlier, after Zhao questioned Haqqani’s nationality, the ex-envoy responded saying, “Pitiful act of the day: a Chinese diplomat who dropped ‘Muhammad’ from his name attacks me for tweeting an article rather than denying the article from the Times”.
Ouch, this may hurtMuhammedZhao below the belt ! Where is the diplomatic courtesy that the "Good Haqqani" is referring to :mrgreen:
“How much are they( who is "they" ? Massa :roll: ) paying you? You’re lying like this and attacking China. I respected you as a former Ambassador, but no more from now on,” Zhao had hit back.
Teeter war :roll:
“I just tweeted an article from the London Times with a question mark. And the article said that Uighurs in a re-education camps in China were being forced to eat pork. It was a news story that has appeared in many other newspapers. He decided to attack me for tweeting it and by calling me a person without a nationality and a soul,” Haqqani said on Monday.
Are the Pakis betting on Muhammad Zhao to fight the CPEC battle for them . The "Good Doctor" from the Paki F.O. should step in and do the needful :roll:
“Firstly, I do have a nationality and secondly, as far as having soul is concerned, I thought atheist didn’t believe in the notion of soul,” said Haqqani who is now associated with the Hudson Institute, a top American think-tank.
But Zhao is a Muhammadan :mrgreen:
Over the past few days, the Chinese diplomat has been slammed on Twitter for attacking Haqqani and not responding to the news story on Uighurs. “He’s a Pakistani national, which is a sovereign country. What kind of a diplomat gives out statements against the citizens of a host country? Kindly respond to the queries raised on your country’s policies without insulting Pakistani citizens. We are a nation with diverse views,” tweeted a user Marvi Sirmed.
So, Marvi is batting for Hussain. Makes sense to me !
“PRC ambassador to Pakistan attacking senior Hudson Institute researcher/former Pakistan ambassador to the US for retweeting story about PRC forcing Uighurs to eat pork,” tweeted another follower Matt Schrader.
Zhao should stay quiet on Tweeter for a few days at least :mrgreen:
Around one million minority Uighur Muslims have reportedly been sent into detention and indoctrination centres in Xinjing region during a surveillance and security campaign run by the Chinese government.The Chinese Muslim community has resisted coercive “re-education” efforts by the authorities, which have progressively restricted religious minorities from observing the basic articles of their faith.
Pakis may "eat and drink" from the Chinis, but that does not stop this newspaper from siding with Fellow Ummahs of Cheen :mrgreen:
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Shame on you ingrates. Shame on you for not thanking the real herrows.

World should thank Pakistan for its contribution towards eliminating terrorism, says Ghafoor
Maj Gen Asif Ghafor on Tuesday delivered a lecture at the University of Warwick in central England, where the military’s spokesperson reportedly highlighted “Pakistan’s contribution to regional and global peace” and urged the world to appreciate its efforts in this regard.
The military’s spokesperson claimed that the global powers were able to defeat Al Qaeda with the help of Pakistan. “Terror activities have reduced following the operation carried out by Pakistan Army,” he was quoted as saying.
The world should thank Pakistan for its contribution to eliminating terrorism
The bank clerk has spoken!

https://www.dawn.com/news/1439420/world ... ys-ghafoor
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And now this:

Snake sighting at Islamabad airport causes panic
A snake was sighted on Tuesday on the Islamabad International Airport's apron area — more commonly known as the tarmac — where airplanes are parked, loaded, fueled and boarded.
The sudden appearance of the serpent panicked on-duty staff, who scrambled for safety amidst confusion and panic.
this was not the first time a snake had been spotted on the Islamabad airport's premises
the trauma centre located within the facility does not have antivenom or medicines to treat animal/reptilian bites.
The snake was not of the poisonous variety, like a cobra. It was the regular, harmless kind.
"The snake does not know this is an airport," she remarked.
:rotfl:

That's right. The snake does not know that it is an airport because all signs are in erdoo.

https://www.dawn.com/news/1439414/snake ... uses-panic
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So, till now there have been dog sightings, snake sightings, donkey sightings, flooding, air bridge collapses, ceiling collapses....but wait till you hear about this next sighting.

Ghosts!



Bats!!

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Ammah's love!

Border incident may have triggered Pak-Iran diplomatic row
A diplomatic row has erupted between Islamabad and Tehran after Iran refused to accept the credentials of Pakistan’s ambassador designate to Iran, Riffat Masood.
Diplomatic sources told Daily Times that Ambassador Masood’s credentials as Pakistan’s Ambassador to Iran were signed by former President Mamnoon Hussain before the expiry of his tenure as President of Pakistan on 9th September 2018.
“Credentials signed by former President of Pakistan are not accepted and it must be signed by the serving President of Pakistan,” the Iranian foreign minister conveyed to Pakistani embassy in Tehran through a diplomatic note later.
“Iranian government is unhappy over the kidnapping of 10 Iranian border guards by unknown terrorists along Pakistan-Iran border in the outskirts of Mirjavaah,” a Pakistani diplomatic source at Pakistani Embassy in Tehran said.
Tuesday evening, Pakistan’s deputy head of the mission, Imran Haider, was summoned at the Iranian foreign ministry where he was conveyed concern over the kidnapping incident. A demarche was also made to Pakistan for quick action against those involved in the kidnapped.
https://dailytimes.com.pk/311259/border ... matic-row/
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D.G. ISPR ( AKA Mouthpiece of Paki Fauj !) Punching Above His Weight :roll:

DG ISPR invited at British Parliament, lauded for Pakistan Army role in war against terrorism
Oct 17, 2018
LONDON - Director General Inter Services Public Relations, Major General Asif Ghafoor here on Tuesday visited British Parliament and briefed the parliamentarians about the Pakistan Army’s role in war against terrorism.
Was he in civvies or in vardhi :roll:
He visited the British Parliament at the invitation of the parliamentarians of House of Commons and House of Lords, a statement of Pakistan High Commission said.
There are "many" Paki origin MPs who must have done their needful to make this happen :mrgreen:
The parliamentarians highly appreciated the role of Pakistan in war against terrorism. Lord Nazir Ahmed and Baroness Syeeda Warsi were also present on the occasion.
Did the Indian origin MPs took the day off :twisted:
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anupmisra wrote:So, till now there have been dog sightings, snake sightings, donkey sightings, flooding, air bridge collapses, ceiling collapses....but wait till you hear about this next sighting.
Rest snipped
Ghosts!
Bats!!
Anupmisra-ji :
Did you mean shitting instead of sighting ie dog shittings, snake shittings, donkey shittings, Bats shittings and Ghost shittings, because if you "ran" spell check , such errors will not show up :mrgreen:
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anupmisra wrote:And now this:

Snake sighting at Islamabad airport causes panic
https://www.dawn.com/news/1439414/snake ... uses-panic
Madam Klington was right. Bakis were rearing snakes in their backyards and now they act surprised!
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It is not just the unwashed abduls, but even bats want to get out of Bakistan and get a vija.
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Cool, now it will be hard to distinguish between peernis and ghosts at the Islo airport! All are in hijab and covered up.
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Falijee wrote:Now It Is Japan's Time To Be Begged From :mrgreen:
The official added, “SME Support Japan has also offered Embassy of Pakistan a booth free of cost ( This is as far as the poker faced Japs will go !) where Smeda can promote SMEs of Pakistan.”
I'm guessing it will be turned into a GUBO booth?

So that visitors can 'experience' service and pitch some change in for their Economoney..
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As A Result Of Pakiland's Desperate "Begging", The "Arrogant" Saudis Throw Some Crumbs Towards The Aam Abduls :mrgreen:

S. Arabia agreed to waive off additional Umrah tax for Pakistanis, Senate body told
Oct 17, 2018
SLUMBAD – Following a request begging :mrgreen: made by Prime Minister Imran Khan during his recent visit to Saudi Arabia, kingdom’s Crown Prince Mohammad bin Salman had agreed to withdraw an additional fee of SAR2,000 soon for Pakistanis who wanted to perform Umrah every year
The chairman said that he had received several complaints about the imposition of the tax by the Saudi government on pilgrims performing more than one Umrah within two years. Haideri added that he had learnt that it was discriminatory tax and the government should take up this matter.
Mustaq said that the tax, however, was abolished for the Turkey and Egypt citizens ( And Pakistan has agreed to supply The Bum ex gratis. Raheel not doing his job :shock: ) after their governments requested the Saudi authorities.
He informed that Prime Minister Imran Khan was also suggested that he should take up the matter with Saudi government during his visit, adding that the premier discussed the issue with the crown prince who agreed to end the additional fee. He said that the Saudi government would end the tax soon.
Hope that it does not end up as an "empty promise" like the "promise" to build an oil refinery in Gwadar :mrgreen:
The Senate body was also about Haj operations 2018 and was told that the ministry of religious affairs would start preparations for Haj operations 2019 in January.
Preparation are 24/7, 365 days a year. After all, it is a Malsic matter !
Last year, the Saudi government had took the decision to avoid unnecessary rush and to give chance to new people, by discouraging those who have repeatedly performed Umrah.
Mush and Immy were put ahead of the line though :mrgreen:
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Remains To Be Seen, If This Is Also Another Empty Promise To Soothe The Anxiety Level Of The NAYA PAKISTAN Goberment :mrgreen:

Pakistanis to get visas to Morocco soon after application, ambassador assures minister
ARY News
Oct 17, 2018

Leave aside the fact that not a single yuripi ( European) or Shumali Amreeki ( North America) country allows visa less travel to the holders of the Green Passport, even the Ummah countries (including Morocco and Saudia ) have very very strict rules for the entries of Pakis into their country . Talk about so-called Ummah Unity :mrgreen:
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Zardari's Gol-Maal Transactions Fully Investigated And He Is Soon To Be "Challaned" : Sources

Money laundering case: IO hints at breakthrough
Express Tribune
Oct 17, 2018
KARACHI: The investigation officer probing the money laundering case involving billions of rupees has requested the banking court for more time to present the final challan. A special banking court heard the money laundering case on Tuesday where former president Asif Ali Zardari, his sister Faryal Talpur and Anwar Majeed’s sons Zulqarnain and Ali Majeed were also present. The former president, his sister and close-aides are accused of money laundering and questionable transactions worth over Rs35 billion to foreign countries through fake bank accounts.
The presence of unauthorised personnel during the time the former president was attending the hearing raised security concern issues for the court which increased as people were seen coming up in large groups.
A person is known by the company he keeps. ! Zardari is known to be "comfortable" with goondas and waderas !
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Expect To See "Some Reduction" In Paki Budget Deficit ! 49 More Vehicles Put On The Auction Block :mrgreen:

Another 49 vehicles of PM House will be auctioned today
ARY News
Oct 17, 2018
ISLAMABAD: The Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf-led federal government is set to auction off remaining 49 vehicles of the Prime Minister House in the second phase.The auction process will begin today at 11:00am at the PM House. he vehicles up for the auction include 19 bullet-proof cars.
So, Ganja and his extended family were "freely drinking" at the expense of the "poor" Paki Taxpayer :mrgreen:
During the first phase, the vehicles that were auctioned off included eight BMWs, three cars of 2014 model and three 5000cc SUVs and two 3000cc SUVs of 2016 model.The list also contained four Mercedes Benz cars of 2016 model. Two of them are 4,000cc bullet-proof vehicles.
Premier Imran Khan, in his first address to the nation, announced the austerity drive and said to decline the use of heavy fleet of armoured vehicles except two owing to security threats. He announced to auction rest of the vehicles to support the national kitty.
In the first auction, there was a pic of a "bearded trader" testing the tires with his Peshawari Chappal - the same type worn by the Kaptaan on a daily basis. Made in Peshawar !
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...and miles to go before I sleep. Another promise made (with conditions attached, of course).

Govt pledges to make Pakistan ‘zero hunger’ country
The PTI government on Tuesday pledged to make Pakistan a ‘zero hunger’ country... by 2030.
Minister for National Food Security and Research Sahibzada Mohammad Mehboob Sultan said he hoped that zero hunger would be possible by 2030 with political will, public participation and the right combination of policies and technical and financial support to farming communities, to increase productivity, minimise losses and improve smallholders’ well-being.(he forgot to add "inshallah")
These five challenges are continued population growth, degradation of natural resources - water being the most important, climate change, resource conflicts and increasing urbanisation.(he forgot to add a sixth challenge, "India")
Food is in our basket
Pakistan still faces significant challenges. Between 2004 and 2016, undernourishment fell from 23.3pc to 19.9pc, but in the same period the number of undernourished people rose from 35.7 to 37.6 million.
Mina Dowlatchahi, a representative of the United Nation’s Food and Agriculture Organisation (FAO)...added that it was encouraging to see Pakistan taking steps in the right direction to reach this goal.
Dowlatchachi. I am struggling with this last name. Does it imply - "wealthy aunty" or "aunty with two legs"? Please advise.

https://www.dawn.com/news/1439464/govt- ... er-country
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By the way, fact check! Per the above claim, "undernourishment (in pakhanistan) fell from 23.3pc to 19.9pc, but in the same period the number of undernourished people rose from 35.7 to 37.6 million". Not rightly stated. Here are the facts:

https://www.wfp.org/stories/10-facts-ab ... r-pakistan

1) Pakistan ranks 77th out of 109 on the Global Food Security Index.
2) Six out of 10 Pakistanis are food insecure.
3) Food insecurity persists although food production is sufficient to feed all Pakistanis.
4) Almost half of women and children under five years of age are malnourished.

https://www.actionagainsthunger.org/cou ... a/pakistan

1) While Pakistan has made dramatic progress in reducing polio and other health threats, national surveys estimate that rates of child stunting from undernutrition have not improved in 30 years.
2) At present, 45 percent of children in Pakistan are stunted, and 16 percent of children under the age of 5 suffer from acute undernutrition.

https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2017/1 ... to-worsen/

1) Pakistan ranks 106 among 119 countries on Global Hunger Index 2017, lagging behind India and most African countries
2) The report findings suggest that about one-fifth of Pakistan’s total population remains undernourished. However, the government has postponed the release of data on important social indicators.
3) Figures for child stunting suggest 45 percent children impaired body growth due to malnourishment. This ratio has risen by approximately 5 percent in comparison to the 2006 to 2010 period.

https://dailytimes.com.pk/51402/hunger-in-pakistan/

1) According to the Global Hunger Index 2016, out of 118 developing countries, Pakistan stands at 107 with the score of 33.4, followed by Niger at 33.7, Timor-Leste 34.3, Afgahinstan 34.8, Sierra Leone 35.0, the Republic of Yemen 35.0, Madagascar 35.4, Haiti 36.9, Zambia 39.0, Chad 44.3 and the Central African Republic 46.1 respectively. India and Bangladesh scored 28.5 and 27.1 respectively; both performed better than Pakistan.
2) According to the same study, undernourished population in Pakistan is 22.0 percent, and 8.1 percent children die before the age of five due to malnourishment.
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Falijee wrote:During the first phase, the vehicles that were auctioned off included eight BMWs, three cars of 2014 model and three 5000cc SUVs and two 3000cc SUVs of 2016 model.The list also contained four Mercedes Benz cars of 2016 model. Two of them are 4,000cc bullet-proof vehicles.
Premier Imran Khan announced the austerity drive and said to decline the use of heavy fleet of armoured vehicles except two owing to security threats.
Auction of vehicles brings NHA Rs60m
The Natio­nal Highway Authority (NHA) received a good response to the auction of its used luxury and normal vehicles as 62 of the 76 vehicles put on auction were sold on Tuesday.
No bidder shows interest in buying 12 vehicles due to certain reasons while two bidders cancelled their bids.
The auction began at 10.30am and closed late in the evening, generating Rs60.39 million for the cash-strapped NHA whose liabilities have swelled to Rs35 billion.
NHA or National Highway Authority went on a motorway building spree during ganja sharief's era as if roads were going out of style. Now they are in a pot hole (pun intended) and will use the proceeds from the auction to pay off 0.17% of their outstanding debt.

Naya Pakhanistan, Gaya Toiletistan.

https://www.dawn.com/news/1439535/aucti ... -nha-rs60m
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"Excessive Love For Pakiland" And Loads Of Sifarish" From The Fauj ! Another Christine Fair In The Making :roll:

American adventurist Cynthia D Ritchie refutes fake news over detention mystery
Oct 17, 2018

ImageCynthia D. Ritchie
Because I was recently reported (on http://stateviews.pk as shown below) as being arrested by @FIA_Pakistan due to my over stay in Pakistan, which was due to my excessive love for Pakistan, I'd like to request my digitally creative friends to photoshop me, pagal gori, in jail.
4:11 AM - Oct 15, 2018

Am 400% sure that her photogenic looks will go a long way in developing the Paki Awaam's "love" for her ! Just wondering how long "the love affair" will last. Dr Fair's lasted quite a long time :mrgreen:

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Pakistan likely to buy Chinese missile ‘better than’ Indo-Russian BrahMos: Global Times
Pakistan is likely among the potential buyers of a new Chinese supersonic missile tested successfully recently, which the state media said is better than the similar BrahMos rocket system developed by India and Russia.
According to report in Global Times, a South China mining company completed a successful supersonic missile flight test on Monday, prompting a Chinese military expert to suggest the system will face little competition on the international arms market.
Hongda independently invested in and developed the HD-1, the statement added.
Hongda is a mining company based in Guangzhou, capital of South China's Guangdong Province that also manufactures blasting and military equipment
There are not many such supersonic missiles available on the international defense market
Wow! Just plain WOW! A Cheeni mining company, clearly a front for PLA, has designed and manufactured a "supersonic" missile system that it plans to sell on the open market! Come on, come all!

https://www.thenews.com.pk/latest/38201 ... obal-times
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Falijee wrote:Another Christine Fair In The Making - Cynthia D Ritchie
In another post of mine, I had connected this out of work free lancer with Houston and the pakis that live there. The match maker between the two was an ex-mayor of that city, Annise Parker, who had cultivated the pakis for her own political gains. Ritchie was nominated as a Goodwill Ambassador to Pakistan by the mayor.

Yes, Ritchie will go the "Fair" way. As soon as she is called out by her detractors or when she achieves her "academic" ends (getting noticed by the liberal academia here).

https://docs.wixstatic.com/ugd/bb4bef_0 ... ba11f9.pdf
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anupmisra wrote:Pakistan likely to buy Chinese missile ‘better than’ Indo-Russian BrahMos: Global Times
Well they can ask PLA to cancel the S-400 deal and purchase the "‘better than’ Indo-Russian BrahMos" instead..
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Falijee wrote: Image
Only Pakis "Allowed" In The Pic ?. Where Are The Angrez. Were They Invited ? And Where Is The Fauji Vardhi ?
Falijee bandhu
If they had put any Goras in the frame, all the Purelanders would have looked quiet SHORT & DARK.
And Jernail Gafoor, who is quite short and dark to begin with, would have looked like a "Shoo-Drrr-AAA"

They were only trying to 'enhance' their skin colour by keeping the token gentleman of African origin in the frame
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And two motorhama as well..or are they motorhams? Cannot tell with Bakis.
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Kashi wrote:And two motorhama as well..or are they motorhams? Cannot tell with Bakis.
They are motormamas? With all the transgenders coming out of the woodwork in bakistan, it is hard to say who's who or what.
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By the way, fact check! Per the above claim, "undernourishment (in pakhanistan) fell from 23.3pc to 19.9pc, but in the same period the number of undernourished people rose from 35.7 to 37.6 million". Not rightly stated. Here are the facts:
So according to this the pig population in pakiland is 2004 - 153mil & 2016 - 189 mil. So the population grew by 1.75% (which is less than the replacement percentage}? But in the last census in 2017 210 mil. So increase in one year is 21 mil. How is THAT possible? They can not even make up lies.
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Peregrine wrote:
arun wrote:Hak Thoo …… Punjabi pappi jappi gets infected by Pakjab and goes disgustingly tasteless :x .

Looking forward to the electorate of Kerala, Karnataka, Telangana, Andhra, Tamil Nadu and Puducherry collectively sticking it to the Nehru-Gandhi family dynasty led Congress Party if stringent action of stripping Navjot Singh Sidhu of his Ministerial berth and expulsion from the Congress party is not taken for his disgusting sentiment of placing fellow countrymen on a pedestal lower than those with whom we have waged some three and a half wars :shock: :twisted: .

Sidhu loves Pakistan more than South India: Here is why:

One India

Can relate more with Pakistanis than with people in Tamil Nadu:

Times Of India
arun Ji :

Hak Thoo …… Punjabi pappi jappi gets infected by Pakjab and goes disgustingly tasteless :x . Again!

Here is Imran Khan's Government Kicking Navjot Singh not only in the Teeth but also his Butt :

Pakistan embarrasses Navjot Singh over Kartarpur corridor, says 'No official talks with India' - Madhuri Adnal

In what could be a big embarrassment for Punjab minister Navjot Singh Sidhu, the Imran Khan government on Wednesday said that there was no official word with India on the opening of the Kartarpur Sahib corridor for Sikh pilgrims.

The confirmation was given by Pakistan Foreign Office spokesman Mohammad Faisal during his weekly press briefing in Islamabad.

On Monday, Sidhu met External Affairs Minister Sushma Swaraj and urged her to help initiate dialogue with Pakistan on the opening up of the Kartarpur Sahib corridor.

After returning from Imran Khan's swearing-in ceremony, where Sidhu hugged Pakistan's Army Chief Qamar Javed Bajwa, Sidhu had claimed that the latter had promised him to open the corridor to the shrine before the 550th birth anniversary of Guru Nanak.

However, Union Food Processing Minister Harsimrat Kaur Badal had on Tuesday said that there was no substance in Sidhu's claims.

Sidhu described the Kartarpur Sahib Gurdwara as Sikhs' "own Mecca" and added that it's Centre's responsibility to make a formal request for opening the Kartarpur Sahib corridor.

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