Terroristan - April 15, 2021

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Sheikh Chilli's advice to a reporter - Daan't ask silly qweschun yaar!

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https://www.thestatesman.com/sports/imr ... 17294.html
Imran Khan: “India being the richest board, controls world cricket”
SNS | New Delhi | October 12, 2021

Pakistan Prime Minister Imran Khan expresses his disappointments over England’s and New Zealand’s decision and has said that money has become a “big player” in cricket and that countries like New Zealand and England wouldn’t have dared to cancel their tours of India because “India controls” the sport.
The former Pakistan skipper added that “England let itself down” by deciding to cancel the men’s and women’s teams’ short tour of Pakistan recently, days after the New Zealand cricket team decided to abandon their while-ball series and fly out of Pakistan citing “security fears”.
In an interview with Middle East Eye, Imran said England would not have dared to do the same to India, “Money is a big player now. For the players, as well as for the cricket boards. The money lies in India, so basically, India controls world cricket now. I mean, they do, whatever they say goes. No one would dare do that to India because they know that the sums involved, India can sort of produce much more money.”
In the wake of the New Zealand and England cricket teams cancelling their tours of Pakistan, some Pakistan ministers and former cricketers have started dragging India’s name in their statements. They are also allegedly blaming the Indian cricket board (BCCI) for the cancellation of their tours.
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Shared some thoughts on travelling on a Pakistan passport.
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anupmisra wrote:
Aditya_V wrote:I.e there are no Americans/Europe sponsored passengers to fly out, so Pakis and Pakiban are not wasting their money.
It was always that - milking the oblivious or naive westerner. It was not for stranded pakis. Kabul to Landi Kotal (border town on the paki side) is a four hour road trip.

Per Arzoo Kazmi, the one-way fare charged by PIA was $2700. No paki would pay that amount.
Apparently a PIA official in kabul was beaten up by the bunnies on charges that they were helping( selling) people flee.
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Kanchaji,
That was great. You made my day!
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Good post Kancha Ji

Forget green passport. Even having a stamp of visit to Pakistan is enough to get one randomly selected at airports all over the world.
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Delusional Baki demanding Jack@teetar to give him Blue tick

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Need to increase consumption of pindi chana

Jihadistan energy minister on Yawn -
Energy Minister Hammad Azhar announced on Friday that the government planned to introduce a new pricing mechanism to bill consumers for imported gas.

In this connection, he also said that it had been decided to halt all the ongoing schemes and new connections of Sui gas companies until legislation for the new mechanism was completed.

"Local gas reserves [are] depleting at a rate of 9pc per annum. Govt does not have legal mechanism to collect costs of imported gas from consumers. We have forged a consensus on new pricing mechanism but till its legislation, govt is halting all expansion in domestic gas networks," he said in a tweet.
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kancha wrote:Shared some thoughts on travelling on a Pakistan passport.
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Really superb !!
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kancha wrote:Shared some thoughts on travelling on a Pakistan passport.
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What the hell are 'pubic' facilities she was talking about?
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saip wrote:
kancha wrote:Shared some thoughts on travelling on a Pakistan passport.
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What the hell are 'pubic' facilities she was talking about?
That's a great catch, saip Ji!
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SSridhar wrote:
kancha wrote:Shared some thoughts on travelling on a Pakistan passport.
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Really superb !!
Thanks SSridhar Ji, Calvin Ji and Sarkar Ji.
The blog post has gotten quite a few hits since this morning, thanks to BRF!
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Harpreet’s tweets are a summation of this thread, in effect.
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g.sarkar wrote:Kanchaji,
That was great. You made my day!
Gautam
and hats off to Harpreet, the blogger. Amazing compilation.
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Has Pakistani connection to the British MP's murder emerged yet? Where's the delay?
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SSridhar wrote:Has Pakistani connection to the British MP's murder emerged yet? Where's the delay?
25 year old "British" Islamist terrorist, we can connect the dots sir. First the MPs of Bradford and other stans must be mollified. Oh and IK will again claim "Islamophobia".
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^^ Yes $1 million budget for the AoA project would do wonders for Porkistan education of way of the Popat.
Afeem acchi hai..
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SSridhar wrote:Has Pakistani connection to the British MP's murder emerged yet? Where's the delay?
He apparently is a Somali. Just for your information, they are more 'radical' then pakistanis. In Southall, they have actually displaced the pakistanis in one mosque completely, that I know of. Pakistanis are not really happy but can do little as many Somalis carry a weapon of sorts as it is almost a custom amongst them.
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https://www.business-standard.com/artic ... 177_1.html
Dasu Dam: China demands $38 mn compensation from Pakistan for dead workers
The "all-weather ally" of Pakistan, China has demanded USD 38 million compensation for the dead engineers at the Dasu Dam Project
ANI, October 16, 2021

The "all-weather ally" of Pakistan, China has demanded USD 38 million compensation for the dead engineers at the Dasu Dam Project.
Mushtaq Ghumman, writing in Business Recorder said that China wanted to be compensated prior to resuming work on the stalled Dasu Hydropower Project.
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And, just in time to get some screen time:

Journalists should be given training, says Fawad Chaudhry
Federal Minister for Information and Broadcasting Fawad Chaudhry on Friday lashed out at YouTubers for operating with "impunity".
Chaudhry emphasised training journalists in the realm of modern technology, enabling them to deal with modern warfare. :shock:.
Talking about India (sure, why not?), Chaudhry said the country had created 785 websites to disseminate fake news against Pakistan, which were linked with an Indian wire agency — and India’s leading news channels were giving credence to falsehood.
He said on average 175 fake news are created on daily basis by Indian channels.
Moreover, the minister pointed out that two incidents — harassment with a TikToker at Minar-e-Pakistan and Noor Mukadam’s murder — were used to malign Pakistan and give an impression that the country was unsafe for women.
In case you did not know, this pasmanda is the Federal Minister for Information and Broadcasting. He used to the Federal Minister for Science and Technology. Previously, he served in the federal cabinet of Prime Minister Yousaf Raza Gillani and Prime Minister Raja Pervaiz Ashraf as Special Assistant for information and political affairs.

With such a stellar track record, he is rumored to be in the fray to replace Im the Dim.

That's right! Lord Faw Faw, likely to replace I'm Charsi Dimmy. Interesting times ahead.

Harami link: https://www.thenews.com.pk/print/900780 ... says-fawad
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anupmisra wrote:
Federal Minister for Information and Broadcasting Fawad Chaudhry on Friday lashed out at YouTubers for operating with "impunity".
..Chaudhry said the country had created 785 websites to disseminate fake news against Pakistan, which were linked with an Indian wire agency — and India’s leading news channels were giving credence to falsehood.
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That's right! Lord Faw Faw, likely to replace I'm Charsi Dimmy. Interesting times ahead.
785 .. Masha Allah, he just missed by 1 (did he include BRF BTW :D )

Anup ji, you are spot on with your nick-names for Baki ministers.

BTW Another poster had nick-named this jet lagged, yawning fatso as 'Chow Mein' :lol:
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Manish_P wrote:
anupmisra wrote:
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That's right! Lord Faw Faw, likely to replace I'm Charsi Dimmy. Interesting times ahead.
785 .. Masha Allah, he just missed by 1 (did he include BRF BTW :D )

Anup ji, you are spot on with your nick-names for Baki ministers.

BTW Another poster had nick-named this jet lagged, yawning fatso as 'Chow Mein' :lol:
pissing off the biiiiig boss can be hazardous to niazi' health

the pakjabis are seriously wondering about what connections niazi had with the previous ISI boss
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looks like some people are jobless even across the border

Samosa Price

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^ that must be from years ago, Chetak ji.

I remember posting an article 2-3 years ago by a baki economist 'expert' on how the Rs 15-20 per piece samosa price in bakistan was a reflection of the overall national economical malaise...

Edit - my memory didn't fail me.. that article is from year 2012 :)
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Manish_P wrote:^ that must be from years ago, Chetak ji.

I remember posting an article 2-3 years ago by a baki economist 'expert' on how the Rs 15-20 per piece samosa price in bakistan was a reflection of the overall national economical malaise...

Edit - my memory didn't fail me.. that article is from year 2012 :)

Manish_P ji,


yes, indeed.

wasn't talking about or even focussing on the price but utilization of scarce time and keeping the bigger and messier cases away by wasting time on the chota mota ones.

where have seen this before

How many in India can aspire to a day to day hearing in the highest courts of the land and why waste such legal largesse on the useless druggie progeny of a Hindu hater and baiter
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Not that I disagree with you Chetak saar, but let us not be the ones to do an equal equal with the Jihadis...
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Manish_P wrote:I remember posting an article 2-3 years ago by a baki economist 'expert' on how the Rs 15-20 per piece samosa price in bakistan was a reflection of the overall national economical malaise...
New Lucky Samosa price list (looks like those mini samosas sold in the freezer section). Good news, they are "hygienically clean" (whatever that means):

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Here's a price list for "regular-sized samosas" (not sure if these are "hygienically clean"!). Gulab Jamun samosa?

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anupmisra wrote: . . . (not sure if these are "hygienically clean"!). . .
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Thanks yensoy & Lisa for updates.

So, the Somalis are more pious than the Pakis of the UK? What a shame, Pakis ! Please step up, you Pakis. Don't allow your enviable position in world ranking to be usurped by upstarts.
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Meme time.

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Nero fiddled while....'slummabad burned.

Mehfil-e-Sama’ being organized in D-Chowk: Gill
Special Assistant to the Prime Minister on Political Communication, Dr Shahbaz Gill has said that ‘Mefil-e-Sama’ and ‘Qawwali’ is being organized in D-Chowk after Isha prayers here on Saturday at 7.30 pm.
In a tweet, he said invitations have also been issued to cabinet members, assembly members and opposition members.
Na toh caravan ki talash hai...na toh humsafar ki talash hai..yeh ishk ishk hai

Beghairati link: https://dailytimes.com.pk/830337/mehfil ... howk-gill/
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Shah Mahmood "peerwalle nai" Koreysh is now also the local development manager. This government has ministers who cross-dabble in everything.

Goverment trying to offer relief to masses
Foreign Minister Makhdoom Shah Mahmood Qureshi Saturday said Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf (PTI) government was striving hard to offer relief to masses.
He was chairing a meeting of District Coordination Committee held here to review different uplift projects
The foreign minister directed the officials to ensure timely completion of development projects
He also directed to evolve an effective plan for improvement in traffic system of the city.
use new building of DHQ hospital for expansion of Kidney Centre
Methinks this part-time barber is being groomed to be Im duh Dim's replacement. He doesn't have much foreign ministering to do.

Haramiyon ka link: https://dailytimes.com.pk/830484/goverm ... to-masses/
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BudTameez Raja exhibiting typical paki traits - licking after spitting (thhookney key baad chaatna). This happens often after the pakis discover that they punched way above their weight. Don't forget what this badtameez had to say about BCCI and IPL a few weeks ago.

Ramiz Raja stresses need to 'create cricketing bond' with India's BCCI
Pakistan Cricket Board (PCB) Chairman Ramiz Raja has stressed the need to revive Pakistan-India cricketing ties, saying the two boards should "create a cricketing bond" while politics must be kept away from the sport.
Harami link: https://www.dawn.com/news/1652955/ramiz ... ndias-bcci
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kancha wrote:Shared some thoughts on travelling on a Pakistan passport.
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Paqistanis are crossing the border of USA and Mexico in droves. They burn paperwork and claim they are Indians.

Matlab, illegal kaam mein bhi Indian bolna so that pitai kam mile

Once inside any western nation, they all call themselves Indian and say they are from near Amritsar-UP or Hyderabad-Deccan
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anupmisra wrote:BudTameez Raja exhibiting typical paki traits - licking after spitting (thhookney key baad chaatna). This happens often after the pakis discover that they punched way above their weight. Don't forget what this badtameez had to say about BCCI and IPL a few weeks ago.

Ramiz Raja stresses need to 'create cricketing bond' with India's BCCI
Pakistan Cricket Board (PCB) Chairman Ramiz Raja has stressed the need to revive Pakistan-India cricketing ties, saying the two boards should "create a cricketing bond" while politics must be kept away from the sport.
Harami link: https://www.dawn.com/news/1652955/ramiz ... ndias-bcci
You missed this part:
'Collective stance through ACC'
Raja said the ACC had been established to "create a unified approach and collective stance so that we had one voice and if there was a situation, all stood together".

Referring to the recent withdrawal of New Zealand and England from Pakistan tour, he said he wanted "strong" relations with other boards and the ACC, so that "if there is an issue, like we had with the withdrawal of a couple of sides, a strong and joint statement could come out from the ACC platform".

“My message at the ACC was that we should not forget this philosophy and I am optimistic there will be better outcomes in future.”
Pakis have realized they are bhooka nanga and have no power whatsoever in cricket hence they are cleverly pushing for using ACC platform where they can get what they want using Indian influence. I hope BCCI refuses to play ball
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Chutiya Raja is too smart by half. Why would India allow pakistan to ride on its shoulders to get a good deal for itself? Why would India break its commitment towards a Big 3 understanding with UK and Australia??

Rameez needs to stay clear of whatever cheap stuff he is smoking.
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Vips wrote:Chutiya Raja is too smart by half. Why would India allow pakistan to ride on its shoulders to get a good deal for itself? Why would India break its commitment towards a Big 3 understanding with UK and Australia??

Rameez needs to stay clear of whatever cheap stuff he is smoking.
Because Endiaa is their big brother, it should always be considerate and accommodate what is the rightful for TSP, even if TSP sends freedom fighters to fight the india army oppressing the people of Kashmmeer. :mrgreen:
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ramiz raja wants to "create a cricketing bond " between BCCI and PCB.

porkistan won’t trade with India after the abrogation of art 370 but porkistan can play cricket with India.

porkistan won’t import sugar and cotton from India but porkistan will import vaccines and medicines from India while continuously exporting terror to cashmere and killing Hindus.

and these beggars desperately insist on being choosers

bhikhari ki taqiya ho, tho aisa

how these guys must be missing mohandas onlee
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These are public statements of Raja

In private, when talking to BCCI, he must be in reham karo sarkar, mai baap mode

All paqistanis HAVE to do a ‘difa of the ideology of Paqistan’, AND earn sawab from the fauj.
If the above two are not done, the ISI will threaten you and then kill you - simple
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