Terroristan - March 31, 2022

Manish_P · Post by **Manish_P** » 10 Mar 2023 19:40

chetak wrote:
Manish_P wrote:^ He knows how porous our borders with bangladesh are..

Everyone living in Mumbai city (and other metros) is well aware of that.
besides kandle kissing of these wokes, what exactly is our compulsion, or even our misplaced obsession, in feeding snakes that others' are wilfully nurturing and growing in their backyards.

In his case it's seems to be very simple. Unlike his really capable IIM/IIT peers this guy hasn't really earned the moolah has he. He was supposed to be the next Arundhoti... and just 2-3 moderately successful books can only get you so far.

Now if his communication skills and appeal amongst the wokes can help him hook a billionaire sugar daddy like Papa Soreass then it is worth his while isn't it. Next few years will go smoothly... and the club which is fronting Papa Soreass has an organised corporate like structure. After the current figurehead snuffs it the next one appointed will likely keep him on the rolls. Keep the wagon rolling.

Manish_P · Post by **Manish_P** » 10 Mar 2023 19:47

Ararara... sorry Ya Arrah, this is bad news for bakistan

Bakis have lost a big opportunity to be the mediators between the two end of the Ummah. And get paid for it. Like they did when they came in between the US and China.

And the worst part is that it is the tallel ilon fliend which has snatched this piece of meat from the mouth of bakistan

Now which countries are now left for pakistan to ~~meddle~~ mediate between? Do Japan and Germany share a border?

Yawn - Iran and Saudi Arabia agree to resume ties, reopen embassies

Iran and Saudi Arabia agreed on Friday to re-establish relations after a seven-year diplomatic rupture which has fuelled tensions in the Gulf and deepened conflicts from Yemen to Syria.

The agreement was reached after talks in Beijing between top security officials from the two rival Middle East powers.

“As a result of the talks, Iran and Saudi Arabia agreed to resume diplomatic relations and reopen embassies … within two months,” Iranian news agency IRNA reported.

Iranian and Saudi media said a statement by the two countries emphasised respect for sovereignty and non-interference in each other’s internal affairs.

Saudi Arabia’s state news agency said they also agreed to activate a security cooperation agreement signed in 2001, as well as another earlier accord on trade, economy, and investment.

Anoop · Post by **Anoop** » 10 Mar 2023 20:34

Well, China is essentially firing across the US bow...first the proposal to trade Saudi crude in yuan (not yet realized), now the rapprochement between Iran and KSA mediated by them, increasing naval presence in the Staits of Hormuz. Positioning themselves as the net security provider in the Persian Gulf.

partha · Post by **partha** » 10 Mar 2023 22:35

Total lack of imagination from Pakis regarding mediation between KSA and Iran.

Borrow money from KSA
Borrow money from Iran to pay KSA
Borrow money from KSA to pay Iran
Borrow money from Iran to pay KSA

Keep doing it until one of them (say KSA) refuses to lend. Ask Iran to talk to KSA to get "our funds" released if it wants to get its money back forcing KSA and Iran to talk.
Keep claiming successful mediation for the next 50 years.

KLNMurthy · Post by **KLNMurthy** » 11 Mar 2023 00:46

Do bakis have an opportunity to get massa to unbelt with the dollars, by offering to lend-lease nukes to Ukraine & maybe throw in a couple of TFTA divisions?

I thought they would have done it by now. Probably too much pindi chana rots the brain and stunts the imagination.

Manish_P · Post by **Manish_P** » 11 Mar 2023 10:21

KLNMurthy wrote:Do bakis have an opportunity to get massa to unbelt with the dollars, by offering to lend-lease nukes to Ukraine & maybe throw in a couple of TFTA divisions?

I thought they would have done it by now. Probably too much pindi chana rots the brain and stunts the imagination.

^ maybe the jernails are also concerned that the junior abduls will learn a little too much about 'real freedom' and 'independence' there and be a real heachache when they come back - mutiny over the coup specialists - i think Coupta expressed something along those lines a while back?

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 12 Mar 2023 01:10

https://www.dawn.com/news/1741551

Agencies caution ECP against holding polls at this point

An ISI representative sought the postponement of polls for three to four months because of the ongoing war against terrorism

This is elections in Pakjab that should be held within 90 days of assembly dissolution.

ISI says it is not yet prepared to rig it, so wants a few more months

Amber G. · Post by **Amber G.** » 12 Mar 2023 04:04

Huge crowd ( I'm sure not all the chairs are occupied by the staff).. listening to Bilwal at UN...

Video: Watch him talk about "uphill task" to get Kashmir at UN due to objections from "neighbouring country" after momentarily describing India as "friend"..

Manish_P · Post by **Manish_P** » 12 Mar 2023 10:17

Bakistanis looking ahead at long summer vacation.. maybe Sheikhchilly Rashid can distribute the pav-kilo Atami bums to generate power in each mohalla

Yawn - Dark summer ahead as generators, UPS become costlier

With power outages set to return during the peak summer season, consumers should be prepared to spend hours in darkness as prices of alternate power solutions have more than doubled in the last year.

This was a direct result of the State Bank’s decision to curb imports of raw material and finished goods to control the current account deficit, according to the dealers. The move has proved to be a disaster for generator importers as well as the local industry.

According to dealers in Karachi’s F.B. Area, a 50-ampere battery now costs Rs10,000-11,000, while a 200-ampere battery carries a price tag of Rs42,000-44,000, a jump of almost 100 per cent over a year. “Prices have gone up since the PDM government came into power,” a dealer told Dawn, adding that “the prices of used batteries have also surged.” “A used 60-ampere battery now costs Rs3,000-3,500,” he said, recalling that the price was Rs2,000 a year back.“

With power outages infrequent during the winter season on the back of low demand, consumers are largely unaware of this price hike. As load-shedding will intensify, the inflation-hit consumers will realise they can only dream about generators and not buy them, Mr Shahzada said.

The prices of machines are not the only headache for consumers. The fuel needed to run them is also escaping the ambit of affordability.

And despite all this, they will still get increased electricity bills courtesy surcharges demanded by the IMF

chetak · Post by **chetak** » 12 Mar 2023 20:16

WA

भूल गये ?

12 March 1993
Black Friday!

This day in 1993, explosions in.....

Fisherman Colony Mahim
Zaveri Bazaar
Plaza Cinema
Century Bazaar
Katha Bazaar
Hotel Sea Rock
Sahar Airport
Air India
Hotel Juhu Centaur
Stock Exchange
Passport Office

257 Indians killed, 713 injured

Done by terrorists groomed by pakis and it's franchise in India

#never forget never forgive

Thakur_B · Post by **Thakur_B** » 13 Mar 2023 10:01

Paxtan seems to be closing in on deal with Roos for oils under $50 per barrel.
https://m.timesofindia.com/world/pakist ... 582601.cms

Pratyush · Post by **Pratyush** » 13 Mar 2023 10:46

And Russia will eat a loss of ten dollars per barrel over and above the G7 cap. Out of the goodness of it's heart.

In other words, moon is made of cheese.

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 13 Mar 2023 11:46

Bomb attack on PTI MPA’s son kills two in Balochistan’s Kachhi district

QUETTA: A bomb struck the convoy of Sardar Khan Rind — a former district nazim and the son of a PTI provincial lawmaker — in the Sunni Shoran area of Kachhi district, killing two of his private bodyguards and critically wounding a third, officials said on Saturday.

Mr Rind escaped unhurt in the blast, which according to officials was carried out using a remote-controlled improvised explosive device. No one has immediately claimed responsibility for the attack.

SRajesh · Post by **SRajesh** » 13 Mar 2023 12:19

Roos-Pax oil deal!
How are they going to pay??

Have they got hold of paper nd Plates to print Indian Rupees???
Who in the right mind would sell anything to Pakistan in the current crisis??

Manish_P · Post by **Manish_P** » 13 Mar 2023 12:47

List of Gifts pockected by the Sadeeqs and Ameens released - 445 pages of them

Looks like Immy is more pissed because he was overthrown with just wrist-watches and bowls...

Yawn - Many exposed as Toshakhana details surface

The government on Sunday made public the details of foreign gifts retained by public office holders — presidents, prime ministers, federal cabinet members, politicians, bureaucrats, retired generals, judges and journalists from 2002 to 2022.

The details of Toshakhana were updated on the website of the Cabinet Division.

Prominent personalities who benefited from the Toshakhana gifts included President Dr Arif Alvi, Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif, former prime minister Imran Khan, ex-prime minister Nawaz Sharif, ex-president Asif Ali Zardari, late military dictator Pervez Musharraf, former premier Shaukat Aziz, ex-PM Yousuf Raza Gilani, ex-PM Shahid Khaqan Abbasi, ex-PM Raja Pervaiz Ashraf, ex-PM Zafarullah Khan Jamali, Senate Chairman Sadiq Sanjrani, Finance Minister Ishaq Dar, Foreign Minister Bilawal Bhutto-Zardari, Sheikh Rashid Ahmed, Khursheed Kasuri, Abdul Hafeez Shaikh, Jehangir Tarin, Shah Mehmood Qureshi, and Dr Attaur Rehman among others.

As per the documents, most of the gifts were retained by the office holders free of cost except for a few ones.

Mr Zardari and Nawaz Sharif received one bulletproof vehicle each during their visits and retained these vehicles after paying some money to the Toshakhana.

Pakistan Tehreek-i-Insaf (PTI) Chairman Imran Khan and his wife received five precious wristwatches, ornaments and other items.

Pervez Musharraf and Shaukat Aziz retained hundreds of foreign gifts without paying a penny.

chetak · Post by **chetak** » 13 Mar 2023 13:08

sab changa hai ji!

Some friends are suggesting to restore relations with India and put Kashmir on back burner. In my humble view doing this would be a huge mistake. Our economic problems are primarily because of political instability; bad governance and rampant corruption; nothing to do with Kashmir

This is a tweet from a paki ambassador to India abdul basit

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 14 Mar 2023 11:26

Three cops on census duty martyred, eight hurt

LAKKI MARWAT/TANK/ RAWALPINDI: Three cops were martyred and four others sustained injuries in separate attacks on the policemen escorting the census teams in Lakki Marwat and Tank districts. In Lakki Marwat, unidentified gunmen shot dead a policeman during census duty in the Pirwala village. Official sources said that a team of the census was performing its duty by collecting data in the Pirwala village when two unidentified gunmen opened fire on the constable named Diljan escorting the team, leaving him dead on the spot. The attackers escaped after committing the crime.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 14 Mar 2023 19:31

JEEEEEHAAAAARRRDDDDD Where is my AK?!! Where is my RPG?!! Where is my Soosai vest!!??

https://tribune.com.pk/story/2406032/za ... ans-arrest

Zaman Park turns into battleground as PTI workers, police clash over Imran’s arrest

Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf (PTI) workers and police clashed on Tuesday in Lahore's Zaman Park area after a contingent of the Islamabad police, along with armoured vehicles, reached party chief Imran Khan's Lahore residence to arrest the former premier after non-bailable warrants were issued in the ongoing Toshakhana (gift depository) case against him.

Anyone following the Toshkhana circus? Apparently gifts given to leaders of Al-Bakistan are supposed to be kept at Toshkhana, except nobody did (or paid Rs 10 and took home a 100,000$ car). Someone made the list public who took what -- This includes Gen Bandicoot, Shortcut, Zardari, Badmash, Groper, Ishaq Dar, Billoo and yes Kaptaan. Curiously it also includes that holier than thou Moeed Yusuf

Here, read the list

https://www.scribd.com/document/630954769/Toshakhana

Wasnt this guy some sort of a pious Jihadi?

Wrist Watch(Concord) --- Major General Nadeem Taj, MilitarySecretary to Chief Executive --- 30-08-2002 -- Rs.75,000/
One Wrist Watch(AudmarsPiguet) with pairof ear studs &one ring in whitegold & Diamond --- Mrs. (Major General Nadeem Taj) --- 30-08-2002 --- Rs.101,500/

Bandicoot used to cross dress?

One jewelry setconsisting of onenecklace, onebracelet, one earring & one ring --- General Parvez Musharraf,President/ Chief Executive ofPakistan --- 31-08-2002 --- Rs.304,400/-

Even the bowl is gifted

One bowl --- Mian Muhammad Shehbaz Sharif,Prime Minister of Pakistan --- 29-08-2022 ---
Rs.70,000/-

Manish_P · Post by **Manish_P** » 14 Mar 2023 23:11

^ The mullahs are miffed after seeing the list of generals, politicians, judges, bureaucrats- they feel they are the only ones left out and have promptly issued an official fatwa that the gifts in the Toshkana are a property of the state (meaning Islam really) and taking them on Payment as per the law passed is against Sharia itself.

Means that the mullahs want to cash in and make their commissions to make it halal.

g.sarkar · Post by **g.sarkar** » 14 Mar 2023 23:26

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-64957293
Imran Khan: Clashes as Pakistan police try to arrest opposition leader
14/3/2023
Caroline Davies in Islamabad & Robert Greenall in London, BBC News
Supporters of Pakistan's main opposition leader Imran Khan have clashed with police outside his home as officers try to arrest him.
Police fired tear gas shells to disperse the supporters, who threw stones and bricks.
There is a tense situation outside the compound, in the city of Lahore, as police try to force their way in.
He is facing allegations he unlawfully sold state gifts while in office. He says the case is politically motivated.
Police have made previous attempts to arrest him, but Mr Khan, 70, told the BBC he thought they were determined to put him behind bars this time.
......
Gautam
Please be ready with the pop corn.

Atmavik · Post by **Atmavik** » 15 Mar 2023 01:35

Whr r the rokit Mards, pakis r so disappointing now a days

https://youtu.be/Idc6Yumccm8

jash_p · Post by **jash_p** » 15 Mar 2023 03:33

It looks like "MERE AZIZ VATNO" is very near.

CalvinH · Post by **CalvinH** » 15 Mar 2023 03:57

The more the arrest is delayed the more cities will join the protest. May be administration wants to delay the arrest and let cities burn so that they can postpone the elections.

Not a single death so far in all this. Revolution Pakistan ishtyle...

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 15 Mar 2023 04:01

What an idiot the police are. Cannot even arrest Kaptaan.

They should have showed up with the box full of fake rolexes, Kaptaan would have come out running.

jash_p · Post by **jash_p** » 15 Mar 2023 05:36

There is news that Gilgit police fought with Punjab and Islamabad police.

g.sarkar · Post by **g.sarkar** » 15 Mar 2023 08:11

https://www.dawn.com/news/1742269/zaman ... nder-siege
Zaman Park remains under siege
Ahmad Fraz Khan, March 15, 2023
LAHORE: An Islamabad police team that arrived to arrest Imran Khan on Tuesday faced fierce resistance from PTI supporters, who converged on Zaman Park to protect their chairman from arrest, braving tear gas and water cannons to keep the police party at bay.
For more than 11 hours, PTI workers engaged capital police — aided by their Punjab counterparts and later Rangers personnel — in pitched battles that continued late into the night.
As night fell in Lahore, the PTI had gained an upper hand — not only had it opened more fronts across the city, the influx of a large number of supporters into Zaman Park forced security men to retreat. By midnight, police had suffered around 30 casualties. Geo News reported that at least 15 PTI men had also been detained by police.
At a late-night meeting summoned by the Punjab interim chief minister to take stock of the security situation in the provincial capital, it was decided to make another bid to detain the PTI chief and wrap up the operation before the morning.
In order to set the plan in motion, fresh units of police and Rangers took positions on The Mall in the early hours of Wednesday. Soon, a few prison vans followed, along with Rescue 1122 vehicles.
As the date shifted to the ominous ides of March, the city was abuzz that the police high-ups have realised the “mistake” of paddling too softly during the day, compromising the entire operation. “The next effort, designed to be strong and brisk, may come any time during the night, but it will come for sure,” one of the Punjab officials said.
.........
Gautam

Manish_P · Post by **Manish_P** » 15 Mar 2023 08:34

Atmavik wrote:Whr r the rokit Mards, pakis r so disappointing now a days

https://youtu.be/Idc6Yumccm8

Fuels is costly now... Raakit mards have been replaced by 'Bamboo Birathers'

and there is Darth Begum to provide support... (i wish Jalebi madam would use this accessory extensively.. i don't mean the beads)

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 15 Mar 2023 11:38

2 dead, 8 injured in Khuzdar blast

Two people were killed while eight others were injured in a blast in Balochistan’s Khuzdar district on Tuesday night, with Foreign Minister Bilawal Bhutto-Zardari calling it a terrorist incident.

Khuzdar Senior Superintendent of Police (SSP) Fahad Khosa told Dawn.com that the blast took place at Sultan Road near Do Talwar Chowk.

He said that the bomb was attached to the vehicle using magnets and then detonated through a remote device.

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 15 Mar 2023 11:46

Chinese made plastic danda of the police vs eco friendly bamboo danda of the protesters.

Zaman Park remains under siege

The stick-wielding and stone-pelting workers added another weapon to their arsenal at nightfall – petrol bombs. These bombs set police vehicles alight, particularly the primary weapon i.e. water cannons.{That's more like it.. rakkitmard is not far away}

As both sides stuck to their guns and the day started wearing out, police also expanded the scope of the operation and called the Rangers for help and added a helicopter for air surveillance. It also switched off the internet facility and electricity around Zaman Park littered with teargas shells and remains of burnt tyres. By the time this report went to press, the police were on the move for another push.

Manish_P · Post by **Manish_P** » 15 Mar 2023 14:09

Pls. to nominate Bamboo danda to be on the flag of naya pakistan

Now Paki laawyers are giving the police the danda

Manish_P · Post by **Manish_P** » 15 Mar 2023 14:13

Lawhore-via-Kuwait

Manish_P · Post by **Manish_P** » 15 Mar 2023 14:27

I said 'Toshkhana' not 'Topkhana' joo fools...

Cyrano · Post by **Cyrano** » 15 Mar 2023 16:30

Amrit Kaal on this side, Vinaash Kaal on that side.
Cyrano khush huaa !!!

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 15 Mar 2023 18:00

Govt claims Gilgit-Baltistan force being used to ‘assault’ Punjab police in Zaman Park showdown

Federal Information Minister Marriyum Aurangzeb on Wednesday claimed that a “Gilgit-Baltistan force” was being used to attack Punjab police “who are trying to implement court orders to detain Imran Khan”.

The minister’s news conference comes as clashes between PTI workers and law enforcers took place outside Imran’s Zaman Park residence in Lahore as police were attempting to detain the PTI chief in pursuance of the arrest warrants issued by a local court in Islamabad on Monday.

yensoy · Post by **yensoy** » 15 Mar 2023 22:42

^^^^ To the uninitiated like me, what are those things that look like the dabbas that our famous dabbawallas carry?

RaviB · Post by **RaviB** » 15 Mar 2023 22:49

Tear gas shells, I think

hnair · Post by **hnair** » 15 Mar 2023 23:01

Manish_P wrote:
and there is Darth Begum to provide support...

Noyce!

Can hear her say in voice deeper than James Earl John’s voice to some hapless cop:
“Look…<wheeze> I am your faujess”

Lisa · Post by **Lisa** » 15 Mar 2023 23:20

RaviB wrote:Tear gas shells, I think

Really! I thought they were containers of unbranded Vaseline. Anyway, next......

Cyrano · Post by **Cyrano** » 15 Mar 2023 23:25

Lisa ji... Aap bhi...

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 16 Mar 2023 00:31

What's the ORBAT of Pak-fauj? Can 111 Brigade be used to arrest Kaptaan or are their duties limited to coups and arresting the prime minister? What does the constitution say? Can it be used to arrest the leader of the opposition?