Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 19 Aug 2009 09:27

Diyar Mullahs
When kafirs attack mullah baitullah and mullah ashphuck kayani become best friends. Just like that I pooch should we not ask our estranged birathers in nukkad kave kamples for vote for lalbrofessar ?
http://tweeterwall.mallplace.com/tw/pakistan/ms-twitter

svinayak · Post by **svinayak** » 19 Aug 2009 09:32

http://twitter.com/naveenaqvi
YOu can track the dawn news and their coverage of af-pak and US policies

BajKhedawal · Post by **BajKhedawal** » 19 Aug 2009 10:24

vaman wrote:Bakistan Banking Beshth in Duniya : Cunning Barclay's Yindoo Employee

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Pakistani banking industry has huge potential to grow and we will grow with this potential,’ said Vinit Chandra, Chief Executive Global Retail and Commercial Banking Emerging Markets, while talking to Dawn on Thursday

‘I think Pakistan banking industry is the hero as the industry has surplus liquidity while not a single bank failed here,’
not a shingle bank failed, whole duniya banks failed including the setusamudram selvaraja mudaliyar co-opertive hindu tevar Bank but not a shingle Bakistani bank failed, how can one fail when pass mark is 0 hain? only Bakistan gormand failed to fill its lota, but Bakistan banks top klass, yexcellent!

‘We will soon introduce some new products and at later stage we will launch credit cards,’ he said.
That's it, Ball you yindoos who have Barclays's account bliss note!

Salam Vamanulla

I habe solved the paheli peehind the kunning chanakyan yindoos tecknique of making Parclays invisiple to the LMU phaitfools aur Jakkitmards, making it the duniya numper one bank in bestestness. Dekho for yourselp, do joo sea the pank? no naa!!! then haw will joo blow it???

pgbhat · Post by **pgbhat** » 19 Aug 2009 10:59

Lalbrofessor gets hij 100th bote phrom hij bious graduate ishstoodent Baitullah, Baitullah now bants to administer Kanadian Vija to remaining houris in cump-e-tishun.

GuruPrabhu · Post by **GuruPrabhu** » 19 Aug 2009 11:12

Bhy phor theje houris naat wearing hijabs hain ? May IED Mubarak pee ubon them...

GuruPrabhu · Post by **GuruPrabhu** » 19 Aug 2009 12:30

pgbhat wrote:
Lalbrofessor gets hij 100th bote phrom hij bious graduate ishstoodent Baitullah, Baitullah now bants to administer Kanadian Vija to remaining houris in cump-e-tishun.

Post Graduate Bhat,

Are you searching for slapping the ayeshas ? Remember the hadith 107 bassed pie LMU last saal ? It ij okay to slap Ayesha iph she disobeys you, but allah will pee na-khush iph you slap Khuspoo...

Bliss to take care hain...

PratikDas · Post by **PratikDas** » 19 Aug 2009 13:06

BajKhedawal wrote:....
Dekho for yourselp, do joo sea the pank? no naa!!! then haw will joo blow it???...

RajeevK · Post by **RajeevK** » 19 Aug 2009 15:14

Pakistani eunuchs in cricket win

nikhil_p · Post by **nikhil_p** » 19 Aug 2009 21:42

Paanwala overheard two topiwalas with big dirty jhablas speaking about how Hij majesty Al Jinnah was great and so bakistan goats independence before SDRE's did!

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 19 Aug 2009 23:31

Deed my mazahabi dutee! LalBrafessor ij now at ADI (149 phhar ju uniilitrated abduls bith Mensa EyeQueue aaf 149 aanlee). Lalbrofessor leads by eggjample.
Napaki is ADA..Shukraan-e-wallah!!
Kan I nau join the Canadian Vija sekshun aaf Dilbullah mobile van.

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 20 Aug 2009 01:58

Unwanted 72 ? Hain? Bwatt blasphemee ij thish?

stoopeed kufrs

GuruPrabhu · Post by **GuruPrabhu** » 20 Aug 2009 06:30

Model who drank beer to be first woman caned in Malaysia

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldne ... aysia.html

Muslims make up about 60 per cent of Malaysia's 28 million people and are governed by Sharia courts for all civil and religious matters.

Non-Muslims, mainly Chinese and Indians, are governed by civil courts, which impose caning sentences for serious offences such as rape. The lashes administered to the buttocks, break the skin and leave scars.

But in Kartika's case the rattan cane will be lighter than those used to punish men. Sharia law dictates it be no thicker than the little finger and the cane cannot be lifted so high the arm is away from the armpit. The court ordered the jail's female governor administer the sentence.

Kartika has been ordered to report to the jail next Monday, where she will be given a medical check-up to ensure she is fit to receive the punishment.

She could then be held for seven days, but will be released immediately after the caning.

shravan · Post by **shravan** » 20 Aug 2009 09:39

GuruPrabhu wrote:Model who drank beer to be first woman caned in Malaysia
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldne ... aysia.html

Muslim model Kartika Sari Dewi Shukarno ......

archan · Post by **archan** » 20 Aug 2009 09:47

100 stribes to G ur Prabhullah phor bosting OT nooj, and 50 stribes to s-ravanullah phor resbonding to it. Bliss to onlee uje nukkad phor such bostings. LMU ij phor, py and oph Bakistan and onlee Bakistan.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 20 Aug 2009 09:54

Larnerd Maulana Jamwal-uddin,
Looks lyke the wishes of wimmen soosai bummers has peen answered by unwanted 72 raisin.
The jirga here waj alwayj wondering that if mard soosai bummber got his 72, what will the wimmwns get.

now we know.

Jours knalledge-fool-ly
Gagan

Skanda · Post by **Skanda** » 20 Aug 2009 13:40

at http://www.binoria.org/

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 20 Aug 2009 14:38

How does that post become Anti-Islamic ? It just enlightens mujahids about how to go through the Holy month. Moreover, it is from bakistan.Sad thing is , no guidance for Ayeshas in the picture.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 20 Aug 2009 19:12

72 virgins, don't ejaculate, no intercourse, covering up the wimmen, 4 male witnesses for a rape otherwise adultery, whipping wimmen on their buttocks, breastfeeding any unrelated male 4 times to make him your son.
Man it is all about sex in the end isn't it.

Hey there is one bright spot that the pakis don't do. Female circumcision that their biradhers follow in africa. But why should the paks do that, the Arabs don't.

shravan · Post by **shravan** » 20 Aug 2009 21:07

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RajeshA · Post by **RajeshA** » 20 Aug 2009 21:15

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shiv · Post by **shiv** » 20 Aug 2009 21:19

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Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 20 Aug 2009 21:34

Quadianis have invaded the thread again

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 20 Aug 2009 21:44

Munafiqus all of them.
Time to burify them all

Jeeeeeeehaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrddd

shravan · Post by **shravan** » 20 Aug 2009 21:47

Blame me for that. Without watching the full video i posted it....

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 20 Aug 2009 21:58

shravan wrote:Blame me for that. Without watching the full video i posted it....

yalgaar,
we have a Raa agint here. Naat ujing pingreji, plij to do a lungi check heiyar.

archan · Post by **archan** » 20 Aug 2009 22:33

Lahaul bila quvvat,
bhat habbened hiyar? so many shaheed bosts in suc-cess-ion?

Arunkumar · Post by **Arunkumar** » 20 Aug 2009 22:33

Gagan wrote:
shravan wrote:Blame me for that. Without watching the full video i posted it....
yalgaar,
we have a Raa agint here. Naat ujing pingreji, plij to do a lungi check heiyar.

ADVANCED LUNGI-SCOPE

has mechanism phor proper tip orientashun.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 20 Aug 2009 23:13

Well Haroon K Umar, here in Bakisatan all depends on the orientation of the scope, some scopes, especially in the tribal areas are known to have different orientation, please ask Eric e Margolis for further clariphication

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 20 Aug 2009 23:38

archan wrote:Lahaul bila quvvat,
bhat habbened hiyar? so many shaheed bosts in suc-cess-ion?

Mujahids who come to BENIS phirst rejoice that the bar here is set so low.

But its low bars that you trip over

shravan · Post by **shravan** » 21 Aug 2009 00:03

boted napaki & lalbrofessor 25 tames. blease phorgive me now....

Harsha.H.D · Post by **Harsha.H.D** » 21 Aug 2009 02:18

bhat Who/Whaat ij lalbrofessor? Can some mujahids explain me pleej.

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 21 Aug 2009 02:19

LMU freshers dsiplaying baki culture and biraderly love.

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 21 Aug 2009 02:21

Pinglish rules. Period.

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 21 Aug 2009 02:23

Bakistan haj world class edukational facilities. Here ij the proof.

BijuShet · Post by **BijuShet** » 21 Aug 2009 02:25

Harsha.H.D wrote:bhat Who/Whaat ij lalbrofessor? Can some mujahids explain me pleej.

Report to Kave Kamplex 420. Seenear Mullahs bill gibe ju aall knaw-l-edge ju seek. Phor jour sake onree, dont phorget to bling some aail (it seems this ij jour phirst time at the Kave Kamplex).

KrishG · Post by **KrishG** » 21 Aug 2009 02:27

International Gorillay! - Super Hit Lollywood Film!

http://www.nanarland.com/Chroniques/Mai ... lguerillas

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 21 Aug 2009 02:29

Bijuddin Sethi beat me to it

Actually, Arshad Honour and Dignity, get a bucket of vaseline

Such ignoranj, joo must be Yindoo living in darak ages

Bliss enroll in East West Chicago univarjity, joo do nat have the IQ to jain LMU

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 21 Aug 2009 02:32

KrishG wrote:International Gorillay! - Super Hit Lollywood Film!

http://www.nanarland.com/Chroniques/Mai ... lguerillas

Sequel wound be

Internashnul Pimpey

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 21 Aug 2009 02:37

its a bird.. it's a plane.. no it's raakkitmard!

Harsha.H.D · Post by **Harsha.H.D** » 21 Aug 2009 02:40

vaman wrote:
Such ignoranj, joo must be Yindoo living in darak ages

Soree phor ignoraange

I, the SDRE Yindoo whope to sea tha tubelight in dayjs to come.