Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

PratikDas · Post by **PratikDas** » 14 Sep 2009 01:49

vaman wrote:

It's a bird. It's a Plane, nahi It's Rakkid mard having an upset stomach after consuming kheema samosa

Is it just me or is that water not even reaching the fire

shravan · Post by **shravan** » 14 Sep 2009 02:01

^ Onlee in Bakistan PirePithers are taught to extinjuish oil pire by water...

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 14 Sep 2009 02:38

Twinkle Twinkle little Suar
How I wondar bhwat joo are
Up above our flag so high
Like a paki in the pig sty

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 14 Sep 2009 08:35

PratikDas wrote:
vaman wrote:

It's a bird. It's a Plane, nahi It's Rakkid mard having an upset stomach after consuming kheema samosa
Is it just me or is that water not even reaching the fire

Bekuf Mujhaid..The bater cannon ij being jused to pill bater in the drums phar thoje "extra-curricular actibities". Bhat gabe ju idea that thoje beebul are pighting pire ? Ju sounding like a ju.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 14 Sep 2009 09:19

Oh hush phush arleady!
Theej ij bak fauj trying to extinguish phyrr, jest like bak fauj trying to katch talipaan.
Put again heyar, the mijjile's range ij less than whaat is required. the water falls short of the phyrr.

Salam

rsharma · Post by **rsharma** » 14 Sep 2009 16:47

Bewakoof mujahids !!
It ij jusht a giant Hose peing bulled aaf the giant musharaff of 10 berjenti..
Maype the vajeleen kaat phyrr hence the sparks & flames..

James B · Post by **James B** » 14 Sep 2009 17:58

I ask bhy phor the Bakistani brime minishter has liphted his left leg?. Phor launching Nuklear bum?. And bhy phor motorhamas lauhphing and naat in shuttle-e-kock burqas?

rsharma · Post by **rsharma** » 14 Sep 2009 18:25

^^I dare say, so many Kacchi Kaliyan to grope apout !!

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 14 Sep 2009 18:45

rsharma wrote:^^I dare say, so many Kacchi Kaliyan to grope apout !!

Pliss to note the aged motorhama maintaining distance from Gilly groper. Old peoples are wise peoples.

archan · Post by **archan** » 14 Sep 2009 18:51

NSN reborts that brime-e-minister used the gropertunity to vijit the aging motorham and her goat-shed full of new goats...

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 14 Sep 2009 18:51

Phello mujahids and peerathers must brebare for phuture wimmen leg-is-laters phrom thij phamily who will pass motions in barliament.

Eye can see laat oph candy...errr...t-lent heyar in thij phamily.

James B · Post by **James B** » 14 Sep 2009 21:28

Bhy phor rear admiral the mijjile of bearded mujahid in phront?.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 14 Sep 2009 21:57

Rear admiral ij a fellow biradher of LMU. See how he rear guards jest like mujahids heyar do phrom attacking admi-nators.

KrishG · Post by **KrishG** » 14 Sep 2009 22:36

Errrr....Bhat ij thij ??

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 14 Sep 2009 22:58

KrishG wrote:Errrr....Bhat ij thij ??
[img]http://www.dawn.com/wps/wcm/connect/b90 ... 11-608.jpg?]

Bridal shower phor Abbu's phorth wiphe?

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 15 Sep 2009 09:36

Bakri in brivate hammam peeing readied for nikaah. But bakri wanting to take off like Raakit-bakri.

But why abdul washing one end oph bakri and naat the other end hain-ji

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 15 Sep 2009 09:48

Bious TFTA army demonstrating dijibline and bakistaniyat during Ramadan

Two months after the Pakistani Army wrested control of the Swat Valley from Taliban militants, TFTA army dijipline and bakistaniyat have been demonstrated hundreds of times on the streets.

Col. Akhtar Abbas, the army spokesman, after scratching his peard and phyrring his AK in the air, said "No no, bakistani army are not worse than the taalipaan. They are better. They wear pants. They aljo take over the guvrmand and embezzle money and drink peer. Did taalipaan ever do this ?" a senior provincial official who spoke on the condition of anonymity for fear of getting 72 from the bakistani army said "military is seeking to get echandee back from the taalipaan for making them downhill ski". Bodies, some with torture marks and some with limbs tied and a bullet in the neck or head, have been found on the roads of Mingora and in rural areas that were militant strongholds. On seeing that, Col. Akhtar Abbas, the army spokesman said "These beepuls have died oph old age".

The Human Rights Commission report said residents also described mass graves in Kukarai village and in an area between the villages of Daulai and Shah Dheri. The chief spokesman for the military, Gen. Athar Abbas, said "these pits are not graves but in fact fields planted by the bious and gentle bakistani army to grow more beepuls".

A well-to-do landlord, Sher Shah Khan, who had criticized what he termed the army’s early reluctance to confront the militants, said he was not worried about the reports. “If the security services kill in the same manner as the Taliban killed, people have no problem. We are all, bakistani and this is what rabid inbreds do” But the principal of a girls’ school, Ziauddin Yousafzi said "The state cannot be barbaric,” he said. “If people see the bodies of the top leaders of the Taliban rather than the body of people like Akhtar Ali, they will be jubilant. The army bliss to display more dijibline”

Then several rounds of AK phyrr erupted among the citijens of swat, between one group who said the Killings were peautiful and another ground who said more killings are needed to make it more peautiful. Col. Akhtar Abbas pointed to them and said "Here are beepuls demanding the servijes of bakistani army. Can we refuse now ?"

pgbhat · Post by **pgbhat** » 15 Sep 2009 10:02

The Human Rights Commission report said residents also described mass graves in Kukarai village and in an area between the villages of Daulai and Shah Dheri. The chief spokesman for the military, Gen. Athar Abbas, said "these pits are not graves but in fact fields planted by the bious and gentle bakistani army to grow more beepuls".

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 15 Sep 2009 18:41

Bhat ij thij? Bhy phor are rakkit-munnas cheering for amritraj, hain?

JI to intensify ‘Go America Go’ movement

ISLAMABAD: Expressing concern over increasing Amirkhan interference in Bakistan’s internal affair, the Jamaat-e-Islami (JI) Monday announced to intensify “Go America Go” movement.
“The Go America Go movement of Jamaat will gather momentum with the passage of every day,” said JI Amir Syed Munawwar Hasan, while terming the US interference as root cause of all problems faced by the country.

archan · Post by **archan** » 15 Sep 2009 19:15

The gora amirkhanis must pe thoroughly confoojed. They cheer and then set phyrr to the jhanda?

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 15 Sep 2009 20:34

Bhaat ij with this "GAG" movement? Ij it like mujahids bind and GAG bakri before ijjuing kanadian vija hain ji?

James B · Post by **James B** » 15 Sep 2009 21:37

LMU Mujahid dreaming apout Kushpoos kaught red-handed!

AdityaM · Post by **AdityaM** » 16 Sep 2009 00:20

rsharma wrote:^^I dare say, so many Kacchi Kaliyan to grope apout !!

Tauba tauba!
Wimmens in yellow chunni is sitting on the thigh of abdul and ayesha both! This latest 2-in-1 model works both ways!

Abdul is trying hard to hide his-motions. Mohtarma in right side ij missing her right hand....Bhat ij she doing with it? bhatever it ij, it makes yellow chunni smile!

archan · Post by **archan** » 16 Sep 2009 00:47

Gagan wrote:Bhaat ij with this "GAG" movement? Ij it like mujahids bind and GAG bakri before ijjuing kanadian vija hain ji?

Mullah GAGan, you oph all beoble should know pest.

nikhil_p · Post by **nikhil_p** » 16 Sep 2009 01:40

Elections on Gilgit-Baltistan LA on Nov 12: Governor Kaira

bhy phor theesh hairea khalled BALTISTAN??? that to GILGIT-BALTISTAN...are they referring to
Gigolo Is LeGIT in BALTI (BUCKET) STAN?????

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 16 Sep 2009 02:36

nikhil_p wrote:bhy phor theesh hairea khalled BALTISTAN??? that to GILGIT-BALTISTAN...are they referring to Gigolo Is LeGIT in BALTI (BUCKET) STAN?????

Joo kuffar ! Balti ij Haraam ! The bious uje only lotas, lota parties and lota bolitical parties in pakistan.

James B · Post by **James B** » 16 Sep 2009 02:56

Err..Bhat ij this? Ij it Pre-GUBO or Post-GUBO sesjion? I'm kaanphused

hnair · Post by **hnair** » 16 Sep 2009 03:23

raghunath wrote: http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/239/b7 ... 34cb86.jpg

Admiral: "PNS ready for net-centric warfare. First mate provided with a war-like cellphone"

raghunath wrote: http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/5508/c ... 05b238.jpg

Poet's household quarantines Gillani after discovering he is a feverish swine

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Tableau on post-shot drilling amongst Chagai Hills

KrishG wrote:Errrr....Bhat ij thij ??
http://www.dawn.com/wps/wcm/connect/b90 ... OD=AJPERES

"More milk by pouring water through his ear"

pgbhat · Post by **pgbhat** » 17 Sep 2009 05:35

Kufr Swedish Ambajador to Bakistan Ulrika Sundberg bith Bakistani Minister-e-Interior Rehman Malik... Kufr swedes want to meet three bious Swedish raakit mards blaying bith kushpoos in pindi.

Bakistani bolis bith mijjiles in haath

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 17 Sep 2009 10:29

Bakistani blayers display sportsmanship

Pacer Sohail Tanvir is among the six Pakistani players banned from playing at the ground here after being charged for pall tambering. Sohail, who apused the umbires claiming he was charged too much for getting his pall tambered, was banned from the match. Other blayers aljo biously tambered their palls and apused the umpires during a Ramadan festival match.

anishns · Post by **anishns** » 17 Sep 2009 12:57

Anujanullah Mian! Bliss to specify bhich balls tambering are joo referring too.....are joo implying that six players tampered and abused the balls of the umpires during ramadan?

Anujan wrote:
Bakistani blayers display sportsmanship

Pacer Sohail Tanvir is among the six Pakistani players banned from playing at the ground here after being charged for pall tambering. Sohail, who apused the umbires claiming he was charged too much for getting his pall tambered, was banned from the match. Other blayers aljo biously tambered their palls and apused the umpires during a Ramadan festival match.

James B · Post by **James B** » 17 Sep 2009 17:52

AoA! we naw habe Shpeed gun and more advanjed teknalagy than slam daag Kufr Yindoos.

archan · Post by **archan** » 17 Sep 2009 19:15

If the truck pelongs to the Talibs, the sbeed gun will pe renamed to "shaheed gun".

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 17 Sep 2009 19:28

Or may be inbreed gun

archan · Post by **archan** » 17 Sep 2009 20:19

Bhat? sun oph a gun?

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 17 Sep 2009 20:43

Koophar Ram-anna has issued fatwa on the Yindoo Roohafza Nookoolar dhaaga

liars should be thrown out of this forum

Bhwere will we go diyar Maulanas?

Is there a pension plan in place!

DOes the continued absence of Ajaykkullah, Derkmullah, Weakest-Raisin, Pee Saguddin Xerox Khan, Nayakuddin(PBUH), R Singh Pindiwaale, Balawaristan B Alla, Mullah Anup al Misri, Quack Ajaiman al Paratroopi, Shreemanullah, Dilbullah, Drug-e-sh and other such esteemed maulanas indicate anything?

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 17 Sep 2009 22:52

Mullahs keenly following the technical KT discussions on the nooknood dhaaga, yindoo agint Sankooddin Nair ( in saffron) can be seen standing next to OBL

Meanwhile Bangle producers are anticipaiting bumper orders from the Paki Army after reports of firing from across the internashunal porder with yindoos

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 17 Sep 2009 23:05

Bakistanis urged to eat more chana and aloo

If consumers don’t use gas cautiously, the gas crisis could deepen to alarming proportions, said SNGPL sources. Consumers should shun the use of grass and eat more Chana and aloo in the winter season, SNGPL urged.

This comes amid a press release from the department of health, animal husbandry and cousin marriages which urged people to adopt lethargic lifestyles and overeat starchy junk food so that they could produce more natural gas and reduce dependence on imports. The report also suggested that the unique central asian genes that the Bakistanis posessed predisposed them towards favourable health conditions like constipation which favour gas production.

Percapita gas production of pakistnis is three times that of nearest rival China, a fact corroborated by Chinese massage parlour administrator Liuddin who described chini paki friendship as " More painful than constipation and more foul smelling than fart"

Tamang · Post by **Tamang** » 17 Sep 2009 23:15

Posted?

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 17 Sep 2009 23:23

Y'allah
Iph that zanana's hands had gone any lower, I yam suar that the TFTA mard would have jumped out of his skin and ijjued a kanadian vija then and there.

Masha allah, bismillah, subhan-alla.

Maar Daala.