Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Gagan » 10 Nov 2009 04:10

Eye still say that the maadel ij a baki mard in Gilahri-e-poonch and phlower mufti.

So naw he can't pe given canadian vijja, aanly pakistan vijja py pack channel diplomacy.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby niran » 10 Nov 2009 13:02

VikasRaina wrote:Haanerable Hai-di-ter,

BuRuR.
I bunder bhy there ij no neuj phraam General No-Kia (Copyrighted) eben aphter hij birader-in-arms a.k.a Taliban giving lift to all Brigadiars
to Jannat. Ij he aan some Kaffir A/C carrier hiding phraam hij moment aaf 72.

Septically jours
Motor-ullah


AoA
which Kiyanahi?

da delightfull Hadika Kiyanahi?
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or da Zia look alike Jarnail
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salam
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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Lalmohan » 10 Nov 2009 14:32

was jarnail no-kia the original cell phone in the musharraf of pakistan?
(respeck to the Vikasullah al Rania for copyrighting)

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby derkonig » 10 Nov 2009 14:32

errm..bhy phor talib chacha raise hij hands like bak fauji? yand bhy phor bak fauji istare at chacha's mijjile silo? hain?

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lalbraf yand lalbaqr yand the lal dhaaga that binds them.....AoA
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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby symontk » 10 Nov 2009 14:40

Musharraf revijes figures

The former military ruler also denied reports that Taliban leader Mullah Omar is in Pakistan and runs the Quetta Shura from there.

"That is absolutely, 200,000 per cent wrong," he said. "Mullah Omar will not be there. I am 100 per cent sure.


At least he is 100% sure that he is 200,000% wrong :rotfl:

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby rsharma » 10 Nov 2009 15:00

More fram Bakistani Fashun Week :eek:

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Bhy phor ij the teen-patti haseena making such fa(r)cial eggj-bression?
Cap-shun time

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Lalmohan » 10 Nov 2009 18:47

the mahdi-e-ndra's theorem of three seems to be still holding true in the latest round of IED-mubaraks... very prescient!
meanwhile, i caution young mujahids that last time LMU tried to promote houri ekjperimants, the dron-e-charyas were soon flying and hellphyr and brimstone was brought down upon us... kausing hasty retreat to kave kamplex

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Gagan » 10 Nov 2009 22:49

Grave nooj:
Bakistan bolis raids bakistan gobernment ophice and boliticians and faujis
LAHORE: Pakistani authorities have decided to prosecute brothel owners in Punjab's provincial capital under Anti-Terrorism Act as prostitution houses here have become dens for terrorists.

Muhammad Pervez Rathore, Capital City Bolis Aphsar (CCPO) here said barliaments in Lahore have become dens of terrists.

"There is strong evidence of the premises being used by terrrists in some incidents," he was quoted as saying by the The Boast newspaper today.

Brejiding over a mating at the bolis headquarters yesterday, Rathore (Koopher Raa agint alert)ordered Divisional SPs, DSPs and SHOs to launch a crackdown on 445 prostitution houses and their owners under the Anti-Terrorism Act, the report in the Pakistani daily said.

He also directed them to raid motels, guesthouses and inns which served as safe havens for criminals.

Rathore (Koopher Raa agint alert) said bolis in plain clothes had found beyond doubt that they were involved in crimes, including terrorism..

Bolis in plain clothes spent a laat oph time in deeply investigating at the led ripps majjaj barlor.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby James B » 10 Nov 2009 23:00

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bhy phor Baki bolice ij hiding pehind the taairs.??

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Rishi » 10 Nov 2009 23:13

James B wrote:http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/3190/18025678.jpg

bhy phor Baki bolice ij hiding pehind the taairs.??


^^ that ij naat taair.. that ij modest sized pakistani post gubo musharaff...

Salam!
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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Arunkumar » 10 Nov 2009 23:26

James B wrote:[img]image%20-%20al%20-%20taair[/img]

bhy phor Baki bolice ij hiding pehind the taairs.??


luk at the bichar keyarfooly...wat part of bolis ana-tommy cumes in the center of tyre?...nothing like hitting bulls eye and getting 72.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Gagan » 11 Nov 2009 00:42

Bhaat tyre hain ji?
Can't joo identiphy a mijjile laanch ring bhen joo see one?
Bolis ij 200,000 tymes more klaver than koopher moosaad-raa agint. Bolis afsar will soot phrom AK riphaal and phyrr mijjile at the same time to finish the job.

There there and that.

Pee Ass: More importantly, notice how there ij no berson istanding pehind the musharraf oph bolis afsar, pecauje oph chance of injury when explosive browning oph pants ceremony ij carried out very loudly.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Mahendra » 11 Nov 2009 02:53


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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Prem » 11 Nov 2009 03:28



IED Mubarak ki tammana abb har troo Paki me hai
Dekhna hai josh kitna bujdil PA Khaki me hai .
Wakat annai pe battta denghe tughe Kuffa Jahaan
72s,Khushpoos,orr Sistas, sub hamare maafik mei hai.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby James B » 11 Nov 2009 04:26

Got pored of loving one kushpoo??, Then try theje nava kushpoos availaple in kave kamplex 200,000%

Ferrari Kushpoo 8)

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Chilled Kushpoo :P

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For more kushpoos vijit kave kamplex 200,000%

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby James B » 11 Nov 2009 04:58

Ij thij swayamwar to select suitaple mujahids by beachy pottomed poys?? Hain ji?? kanphusing onlee.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby pgbhat » 11 Nov 2009 05:36

^^^
Spaat the RAA agint(s). 8)

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Gagan » 11 Nov 2009 08:24

I know I know bhaat ij happening.

Koopher Raa agint in saffron ij braying to kooper yindoo god and haj clojed hij eyes in bliss. Hij chuddy phreind ij aljo praying to kooper yindoo god.

Meanwhile bolis is saying vote phor Kongress I - Kongress ka haath aapke saath.

All thij ij too much phor peachy pottomed little boy who ij admiring the qwality oph the yindoo cotton fabric.

The rest oph the bolis are aj conphused aj everyone who ij reading this bost.

Kuch samajh mein aya hain ji?

Salam

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby archan » 11 Nov 2009 08:44

bliss to note the yindoo sekrid string on the right haath of the kafir in plack kurta.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Gagan » 11 Nov 2009 08:58

Maulana James Bund,
Bray where did ju get this bicchar phrom? Bhaat did the caption say?
Pleej to moderately enlighten.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby niran » 11 Nov 2009 09:13

doodh may jaysay malai aajai
vaysay dil may saja ke rakha tha tujhe
par ab doodh say jaysay kali makhi
vasay nikala hay mujhey


biryani, gosht,
kya kya nahe khilaya tumhe
par tumharay taraf say tou sirf
alu tinday he aya mujhe


vo yaad hay bakra eid ka
laziz sheer khurma aur haleem tumhay?
jab tumhari kanjoos maalik ne
qurbani ka gosht tak na bheja hamay




kanjoosi chali gae
kismat mayri nichor ke
sub kuch chor ke!
hum ab nokia mahfooj kare
musharraf mai.

Salam

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Prem » 11 Nov 2009 09:58

James B wrote:Got pored of loving one kushpoo??, Then try theje nava kushpoos availaple in kave kamplex 200,000%

Ferrari Kushpoo 8)

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Chilled Kushpoo :P

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For more kushpoos vijit [url=http://]


All TFTA dexendent of Qasim ?

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Postby Nayak » 11 Nov 2009 11:11

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Bhat ij thij ? joos looking to take over Islamukk Bakistan ? Thij imaje ij aj insulting aj the photo oph the brofet !!!

Peehead the photographer I kaho

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Postby Vikas » 11 Nov 2009 11:19

Gagan wrote:I know I know bhaat ij happening.

Koopher Raa agint in saffron ij braying to kooper yindoo god and haj clojed hij eyes in bliss. Hij chuddy phreind ij aljo praying to kooper yindoo god.

Meanwhile bolis is saying vote phor Kongress I - Kongress ka haath aapke saath.

All thij ij too much phor peachy pottomed little boy who ij admiring the qwality oph the yindoo cotton fabric.

The rest oph the bolis are aj conphused aj everyone who ij reading this bost.

Kuch samajh mein aya hain ji?

Salam

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Maulana Gagan, ju kaffir made me ispill my kappee beans aan my salwar kameej while doing my abulashuns.. Pleej to barn us befole ju fire such cadbury Gems..

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Postby Nayak » 11 Nov 2009 11:22

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Yindoo Raa Agint Rahul PuttuSwamy Chatterjee peeing escorted by adminullahs phor inphiltrating the cambus.

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Postby Nayak » 11 Nov 2009 11:24

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Postby Nayak » 11 Nov 2009 11:26

Bharati has this -

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:oops: :oops: :oops:

Bakistan has this -

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:(( :(( :((

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Postby svinayak » 11 Nov 2009 11:28

Nayak wrote:I see the rose but where ij the push ?

--- too early to break the vow of virtuousness---

It is a saffron bush

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Anujan » 11 Nov 2009 12:44

Jardari can play as clever a hand as Gilani. Bliss to not underestimate him.

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Postby amdavadi » 11 Nov 2009 13:28

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MI5,MI6,CIA,RAA is looking for this maulana. This fakir escape unkilistan two days ago.He was last seen in hiramandi

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby James B » 11 Nov 2009 14:38

Gagan wrote:Maulana James Bund,
Bray where did ju get this bicchar phrom? Bhaat did the caption say?
Pleej to moderately enlighten.


Birather Gagandullah,

The capshun of the bichar says "A recovered child points out an accused kidnapper during a press conference".

Salam

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby AjayKK » 11 Nov 2009 15:51

L and M Dhaaga for Mujahid Nanha


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How pissful is Bakistan.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby anupmisra » 11 Nov 2009 17:27

AjayKK wrote:How pissful is Bakistan.


Eshpeshially, bhen joo are beehind da eight baall.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Prem » 12 Nov 2009 00:28

Anujan wrote:Lalbrof and bakistani fauji aphsar got a marij broposal phriom bakistani motorma. AoA phor the conquests !
http://twitter.com/BinaShah/status/5612032586

Kongatulation to Gaazee LB, Saar ji ,arr joo Talaking Choti Khushpoo?

Laaali LalBrof ki ,lalli laal goolal
Lalli dekhan Ayesha gaye
Hogaye woh be Laal.
Nee mai yaar manan ni, Chahe Abdul bolian bole
Main to baaj na anna ni , Chahe Khusboo rove bole.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby anupmisra » 12 Nov 2009 01:24

James B wrote:Ij thij swayamwar to select suitaple mujahids by beachy pottomed poys?? Hain ji?? kanphusing onlee.


Je t' accuse! Redemption time.

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Postby rsingh » 12 Nov 2009 01:43

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Ghas eating kompitidshun in pindi

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Ghas juse...................beri good on ice

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Mahendra » 12 Nov 2009 02:00

^^^
:rotfl:

R Singh Pindiwale

Joo are Great

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Anujan » 12 Nov 2009 05:58

AoA ! Bojitive neuj !! Jardari ij the new phather oph the nation !! http://www.deccanherald.com/content/354 ... rdari.html

Gandhi ij only the phather of SDRE childrens, Jardari ij phather of TFTAs !

Gandhi 0
Jardari 1

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby Prem » 12 Nov 2009 06:07

amdavadi wrote:Image

MI5,MI6,CIA,RAA is looking for this maulana. This fakir escape unkilistan two days ago.He was last seen in hiramandi


Latest in-fo, he waz sold to a Pathan Maulana lukking phor Ashna.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Postby niran » 12 Nov 2009 06:13

AoA this proves Jardari eej keylaverest by 10% since Bakis konsider kids without abbujan but with ammijan alive orphans, he will get to have all ammijans as his ayeshas in single istroke.


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