NSN has been told by very reliable informants dat there has been
a sudden dearth of Mango Krates in Pindi yand Islumisbad, since
You Yen rebort came out holding Jarnail Mussharraf (retard aff kourse)
responsible phor Mohtarma BB (dead aff kourse) death, not Sun Roof Lebers
as was speculated yand reborted earlier.
The last Krate has been kept in secret by a phaithphull vender
phor Jarnail Mussharraf, who in turn has announced to NSN his intention
to eat The Last Krate himself, when His Jarnail selects yand buy
a Killa in Bartania. He gave reasons that eet eez very Hot yand Humid
in Bakistan, very unhealthy phor his retard mussharraf, not that he eez
aphraid for hij laife, as suggested by mean spirited infedal media.
There has been 400000000 rumors that all the Mango Krates have been
appropriated by Twojuta dealer yand seller yand manufacturer of Sun Roof
Lebers, kall to the kompany Headkuwaters have remained unanswered.
As a peyroof NSN hereby prejent bicchorial payroof:
This eez NSN
PS: Pliss to note we have onlee one HQ yand Branch.