Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 15 Apr 2010 23:00

Prem wrote:in Baki speek,Bhat iz the dippherence between toorist and terrorist ?

Relashunship is laik Murgi and Murgi Dukaan owner

Murgi gib anda which Abdul sells phor money
Abdul then slits throat of Murgi and makes Tandoori

Toorist pay money to come to Bakistan
Terrorist kidnaps Toorist and slits his throat

Amritraj then pay money to Bakistan to leave amriki toorist alone
Good Army Terrorist take money and send bad army terrorist for throat slitting anyway

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 15 Apr 2010 23:11

Mahendra wrote:Now iph only all Bakistanis had cars and none had international driving lijanj, bhwat a wonderphool idea for world biss

Mullah Mahendra, take 1000 stribes!! Bakistan haj already contriputed to world biss!!

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 15 Apr 2010 23:16

Mullah Maha Endirya,

Bhatt a grate shtory oph Pissful Paquistatani Peeple Preying Por Toorists to bay bisistz yand enjoi dhjiz one in laif time exberience of neckless laif,

Arunkumar · Post by **Arunkumar** » 15 Apr 2010 23:38

Qweschun:
Q : when did the baki nanha abdul start fantasizing about 72 houris?

A : the night he attained PBUHerty.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 15 Apr 2010 23:52

Kweschan :How do Bakis get driving lessons for free?

Jawab : By signing up to become soosai bummers

pgbhat · Post by **pgbhat** » 16 Apr 2010 07:29

majorbuttretd on teetar wrote: Sunroof lever exonerated in BB's murder!! You got away this time Toyota!! We will get you next time!!

rsharma · Post by **rsharma** » 16 Apr 2010 08:38

Prem wrote:in Baki speek,Bhat iz the dippherence between toorist and terrorist ?

Terrorist ij a Toorist with a one way ticket..

Theej dayj LMU pirathers aar phorgeting even basic differenshij.. smoking too much of herps i tell joo..
I hab just the salooshun far thij herp addicshun..
All intershted shud rebort to Cave Kamplex #667 with 4 lactating khuspoos each..

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 16 Apr 2010 20:27

Prem wrote:in Baki speek,Bhat iz the dippherence between toorist and terrorist ?

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Abdul phraam anybhere Vijiting Bakistaan ij eggjample aaf toorist. Abdul phraam bakistan vijiting any ather kuntry ij a terrorist.

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 16 Apr 2010 22:02

Mulla Vikas-ul-Raina your definition is paina.

Carl_T · Post by **Carl_T** » 17 Apr 2010 07:16

The Government of Pakistan has tightened the security after recent incidents.

archan · Post by **archan** » 17 Apr 2010 07:29

VikasRaina wrote:
Prem wrote:in Baki speek,Bhat iz the dippherence between toorist and terrorist ?
Abdul phraam anybhere Vijiting Bakistaan ij eggjample aaf toorist. Abdul phraam bakistan vijiting any ather kuntry ij a terrorist.

Suphanallah! suphanallah! bhat andaaz, bhat soch! bhat andaaz-e-delivery! Hile le... Hila le... Hila le bakistan!

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 17 Apr 2010 07:52

AbDull goez to Baakistan ass toorist and kome oot azz terrorist.
Dhier Brime Groper Gillanahi attendead da biggg meeting in Deecee got shpecial instruction phrom Ombababa and Klinton.
Azz ber sekret Brusselees Konnection, he waz told
Gilla-nahi karrna jee Gilla- nahi Karrna
Yeh bedsheet bedaag hai, Gilla-nahi karna.
Buddhajmi isko ayyee hui hai,
KiyaNahi sey instruktion ayye hui hai ,
Soo Soo ayye to uttha Issse dena,
Yeh Bedheet bedaag hai, Gilla Nahi Karna ji, gilla nahi karna.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxyMw46KpMA

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 17 Apr 2010 08:04

Why is Kawwa kaating Kushpoo's musharraf? Did musharraf bole jhoot?

archan · Post by **archan** » 17 Apr 2010 08:51

I don't even wanna kamment!

Musharraf doej naat speak jhoot, only true bakistaniyat comes out, nothing else. It ij the kafir UN-wallahs hu sbeak the jhoots.

Arunkumar · Post by **Arunkumar** » 17 Apr 2010 13:17

kawwa restoring kushpoo's sovirginity after it ij destroyed by baki.

rohiths · Post by **rohiths** » 17 Apr 2010 13:41

Arunkumar wrote:kawwa restoring kushpoo's sovirginity after it ij destroyed by baki.

Itz a male kushpoo

Arunkumar · Post by **Arunkumar** » 17 Apr 2010 15:07

Heretic, Televijion watching napak, wearing pyjama till the ankle, ahmediya, Facing east while giving bakistaniyat, attending karachi fashion shows has made u to think like a kaffir. Repeat 10 times.

Goats for pleasure, boys for company, wimmin for bearing child

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 17 Apr 2010 15:12

Arunkumar wrote:Heretic, Televijion watching napak, wearing pyjama till the ankle, ahmediya, Facing east while giving bakistaniyat, attending karachi fashion shows has made u to think like a kaffir. Repeat 10 times.

Goats for pleasure, boys for company, wimmin for bearing child

Goats for pleasure,
Boys for company,
Wimmin for bearing child
Kawwa for cleaning Musharaff
Because hindoos steal our water

Rahul M · Post by **Rahul M** » 17 Apr 2010 19:21

rohiths wrote:
Arunkumar wrote:kawwa restoring kushpoo's sovirginity after it ij destroyed by baki.
Itz a male kushpoo

all the better for baki !

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 18 Apr 2010 02:04

Arunkumar wrote:kawwa restoring kushpoo's sovirginity after it ij destroyed by baki.

Naa , Baaki Sovirginty iz laik dhat of Hoorz, albays on autmatic shyshtem.
BUt shpot da Raa aigint ....

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 18 Apr 2010 02:59

Prem wrote:
Arunkumar wrote: Naa , Baaki Sovirginty iz laik dhat of Hoorz, albays on autmatic shyshtem.
BUt shpot da Raa aigint ....

RAA Agint inphiltrashun!!!

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 18 Apr 2010 08:47

Grate nooj:
Raakit Mard jwoins Bak Fauj

anly broplem ij that raakit mard ij wearing bak fauj prown bants so diphicult to identiphy.

Pleej help wonlee

Salaam

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 18 Apr 2010 08:50

AOA only now eye see the kawwa kijjing goat's musharraf.

The kawwa ij 400% baki kissing musharraf oph bakraa, jest like bak fauj jernail kijjing musharraf oph Ameerkhan and tarrel than oceans phliend.

Salaam

niran · Post by **niran** » 18 Apr 2010 10:56

Diyar Aditor Janab,
AoA
Asslamalaykum janab,

Since almost 25 hours load shedding and bayhisaab garmi haj put Bakistani
under lotsa istress, LMU Tel laboratories hape invented just da right Tel.

Maulana Kawwa mushy safai ali khan, presented "Janat Thanda Tel" in a
well atended bress konference, and displayed its marvelous powers to
the incredulous reborters, the tel will if applied on khoopadi under direct
Sun light will etana thandak phauchai ki musshraff sai barf nikal jai.

he aljo warned user not to use the Tel in other hairs except khoopadi hairs
or else the user might lose the adjoining organs, e.g. using it on peard
will kause the neck to freeze and head to fall off.(now all beoble with darty minds pliss
to be selfslapping themselves) The Maulana aljo further stressed that there eez onlee
one Branch at LMU kampus selling eet no branches anywhere.
In all the excitement, maulana Kawwa mushy safai ali khan plain phoegot to announce the price
aand the reborters to asks.

NSN

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 18 Apr 2010 10:57

Haji SSridhar-ulla wrote:We don't want AIDS, we want only triade, sayj the broud phoren Minister, Qureshi
The government adbogated phor triade instead of AIDS during talks with the Joonited States and Ouiropean Union leaderj, Phoren Minister Shah Mehmood Qureshi said on Saturdin.

Bhaat !

Bakistaan naat wanting AIDS anymore and wanting koophar prafit and triade!!!
I tell you all thij phoren wajeer ij going to des-troy bakistani kulture once and phor all.

All maulanas must rejist thij koophar in sheep iskeen.

Salam
Gaganulla

Arunkumar · Post by **Arunkumar** » 18 Apr 2010 12:08

The world kantrol AIDS by distributing burkha-e-mijjile aka Kandom to its beebul.
But Bakistan kantrol AIDS by distributing more gaots to its awam. since ech eye vee cannot survive inside goat , so awam has no fikar of infecshun.

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 18 Apr 2010 15:50

Bhy does the bakistani army naat sbort peard ? Isn't it haraam ? Same goes phor baki brezidnet and brime molester and baki chief justice . By all imbortant bakis acting against good faith of the founding brincible of bakistan ...

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 18 Apr 2010 17:11

Peard ij kaujing laat oph broplems when phrench kijjing bakrij.
Bakri chewing on peard oph baki martial phauji ij kaujing prowning oph pants ceremony inadvertently.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 19 Apr 2010 03:36

Djinna UnBurkaized!!

http://www.dawn.com/wps/wcm/connect/daw ... nallink5-6

niran · Post by **niran** » 19 Apr 2010 07:57

NSN(Isbecial Report): The Last Mango Krate

NSN has been told by very reliable informants dat there has been
a sudden dearth of Mango Krates in Pindi yand Islumisbad, since
You Yen rebort came out holding Jarnail Mussharraf (retard aff kourse)
responsible phor Mohtarma BB (dead aff kourse) death, not Sun Roof Lebers
as was speculated yand reborted earlier.

The last Krate has been kept in secret by a phaithphull vender
phor Jarnail Mussharraf, who in turn has announced to NSN his intention
to eat The Last Krate himself, when His Jarnail selects yand buy
a Killa in Bartania. He gave reasons that eet eez very Hot yand Humid
in Bakistan, very unhealthy phor his retard mussharraf, not that he eez
aphraid for hij laife, as suggested by mean spirited infedal media.

There has been 400000000 rumors that all the Mango Krates have been
appropriated by Twojuta dealer yand seller yand manufacturer of Sun Roof
Lebers, kall to the kompany Headkuwaters have remained unanswered.

As a peyroof NSN hereby prejent bicchorial payroof:

This eez NSN
PS: Pliss to note we have onlee one HQ yand Branch.

Salam.

niran · Post by **niran** » 19 Apr 2010 08:08

Rakit Mards in prelaunch istage

Chasma yand watch peddler 400% Authenticity yand working kondition garanteed.

Kendostix sistah Fist-fully support Jarnail Mussarraf Saaf Kiya nahi

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 19 Apr 2010 08:59

My my,
look at that sole oph that joota hain!
One solid joota on the musharraf of an abdul and he can forget going to pakistan to get rid of hij pakistaniyat for a week!

And and that fist looks khatarnaak too. Abduls and maulanas beware. These kendostyx sistas are hell pent on Jeehard.

Jours rear-guardingly
Gaganulla

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 19 Apr 2010 12:20

Can any learned mulla confirm pleez that bhaat happenj whn Mohtarma bano blowz herlselpf up in serbice aph jeehad??
Does she get 72 houris or 72 hunks??

P.S. bill the hunks have beard azz well??

Naradulla-bin-badal-bin-barsaat.

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 19 Apr 2010 13:14

There is a woman pehind every saksessphool kafir. Pased on this , which oph the phollowing eez karrect :

1. There ez a khuspoo pehind every saksessphool baki.
2. There ez a camel pehind every saksessphool arap.
3. There is an ayesha pehind every saksessphool baki.
4. There is a hoorie pehind every saksessphool baki.
5. There is a Jinn pehind every saksessphool baki.

niran · Post by **niran** » 19 Apr 2010 13:26

AoA
maulana Cheen may anand, all are karrect.

Maulana Narad-e-muni

jour qweshun has been answered 4000000000 taimes. pliss to be reading jour
elementary pook karephully.
any how iph jou pring 4 laktating healthy ayeshas to kave numper 420
jou authorized to read the answer below. but khabardar do not read peefore authorization.

Answer: Jeehardy Mohtarma gets
-1 shuttlekok burka(to hide her disfigured pody)
-4 tubes oph fauji chaap likweed soap
-4 weeks oph training to be among 72 raisins.

Salam

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 19 Apr 2010 13:27

AOA biradher, iph ju correct the ispelling apove ju will hap petter idea.

There ij a mouth and musharraf pehind a Suck-cess-full paki

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 19 Apr 2010 13:40

There are thousands of warts and a saaf kiya-nahi-musharraf pehind every suckcessfool baki.

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 19 Apr 2010 20:10

^^ Suck-cess-pull Baki. What ij that ?

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 19 Apr 2010 20:13

VikasRaina wrote:^^ Suck-cess-pull Baki. What ij that ?

Al Abdull bin Sister, whoz phather iz alos a beerather and phather and beerather in laaw and maather a Sister plus Maather in law.

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 19 Apr 2010 22:15

^^ Prem-ullah-al-dikshiniri, Theej bakis truely are multi-related personality. Too many touch point to kannect.