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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Chinmayanand » 19 Oct 2010 21:02

James B wrote:US must respect Pakistan’s so-virginity: FM Qureshi :eek:

“We are an ally, not a satellite,” Qureshi said Monday at Harvard University. “We have to protect our borders — you have to respect our virginity.”


Lalprafessar , i donot understand this. Our dear porkistan , land of pigs since 1947 ,is still virgin .... still virgin after 50 plus years of GUBO ... our leaderan , faujiban and taliban have peen guboing to kafirs and taking money for decades and still claiming virginity... :eek:
Is this plasphemy ? Should qureshi pe flogged for telling lies khullam-khulla ?

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Postby Lalmohan » 19 Oct 2010 21:51

diyar chin pe anand al redlipsi

in order to lose sov-irginity, the maidaanhead should be broken
as ju know, the musharraf has no such impediment

ju can blast the musharraf every which way (pindi chana or amritraj) butt the technical requirement for sov-irginity remains intact

no such prablems in my sov-irginity fixing gufa, where we offer repair services for a modest fee (in kind)
urs
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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Mauli » 19 Oct 2010 22:17

Moroccans, who devour Bollywood films with a bigger appetite than the Russians, want you to be an Indian even if you are a Pakistani.

When the salesperson at the tannery, who provides the rundown on how hides are treated and what dyes are used, talks to me about his favourite Bollywood singers, he includes the name of Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan. "But he was from Pakistan," I say. He wastes no time in replying. "Nusrat must have learned his art from Indian films. That is why he made music for Indian films" 8)

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby abhischekcc » 19 Oct 2010 23:10

Chinmayanand wrote:Lalprafessar , i donot understand this. Our dear porkistan , land of pigs since 1947 ,is still virgin .... still virgin after 50 plus years of GUBO ... our leaderan , faujiban and taliban have peen guboing to kafirs and taking money for decades and still claiming virginity... :eek:
Is this plasphemy ? Should qureshi pe flogged for telling lies khullam-khulla ?


Chinmullah (your name suggests you are a taller than brokeback mountain friend),

Gubo is done in behind. Whereas virginity is measured in front. US must be demanding front door entry, they must have got bored after 50 years of back door entry, which is smelly onlee.

Hope this clears up your head and joo do not pooch abdul questions again.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Prem » 19 Oct 2010 23:54

BUTT phrontal "entree" iz oben pnlee phor burest onez phrom holey Arre-Pia yand TD Czina. UnKil haaz to exband da benetration phrom behind and kum oot phrom da phront to teeaar down da sau-virgiity walls of Nizam-e-Mussharraf.
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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby AdityaM » 19 Oct 2010 23:58

Lalprafessar, i dijaagree.
technical requirement for sov-irginity remains intact

Bhat ju think we did to Yindoos in '71? we did that from front only.
Ju naat heard aaf the Bestern Front and yeastern front? See no back, no Butt!

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby AdityaM » 20 Oct 2010 00:03

Bliss to remove kanfooshun
Ij it haraam to be Vegetarian? No bakar, no kushboo!
It eej bery sheerious sawal only

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby JwalaMukhi » 20 Oct 2010 03:50

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/cwga ... 772926.cms
It was a bit too much for the players the way the spectators kept away at us and reminding us we were Pakistanis," he said.

:lol: :lol: :rotfl: :rotfl: :evil: :twisted:
I habe pooch why are pakis pheeling sharm iph one ij riminded? Pliss to enliten.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby BajKhedawal » 20 Oct 2010 06:43

What is the matlabh of the kaffir kehwat "Put your mouth where your so-virginity is", hain ji? has any abdul phooched this sawal to mohtarma Marvi Memon?

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Anujan » 20 Oct 2010 11:26

Sharam :oops:

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Ambar » 20 Oct 2010 12:13

Sorry, but i fail to see humor in such a depressing picture.Can we please keep pics of human suffering out of 'Benis' thread?

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby AdityaM » 20 Oct 2010 12:15

^+1. If the pic was of 2 people enjoying themselves, then yes. otherwise this is in poor taste

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Narad » 20 Oct 2010 13:28

Please delete above three posts and also this one.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Chinmayanand » 20 Oct 2010 23:21

bakistan ez g@@ndu pecoz baaki baap eez g@@ndu

The prince testified he was heterosexual and had a girlfriend back home. Prosecutors said they found he had booked appointments with at least two male escorts and one gay masseur, and looked at hundreds of images of men on gay websites.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Prem » 20 Oct 2010 23:32

Chinmayanand wrote:bakistan ez g@@ndu pecoz baaki baap eez g@@ndu

The prince testified he was heterosexual and had a girlfriend back home. Prosecutors said they found he had booked appointments with at least two male escorts and one gay masseur, and looked at hundreds of images of men on gay websites.


Nawabi Hobbies!! Musht haab pikked dhiz haaabit phrom La-whore walez.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby jamwal » 20 Oct 2010 23:47

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Maasha allaww....
me soch that this neber before seen bichar ij of a mujahid giving demonstrashun oph Paki Internashunal Sucks-ass-fool Strategy (PISS) ?

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Lalmohan » 21 Oct 2010 01:27

^^^ that ij pakistan phoren sarvij adbhanjed guard on arrival at whitehouse phor negojiajuns with ombaba

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Prem » 21 Oct 2010 01:51

Gubo demo yand dhat tuu on Deen's berry own green kolor karpet!! Ho dair he.
Steal hiz Khushpus yand deklare hym Kaphir wazibulqital :evil:

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Anujan » 21 Oct 2010 20:30

"Obama to visit Pakistan in 2011"

:shock: :eek: Thij ombaba can hold it phor that long?!

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Postby Lalmohan » 21 Oct 2010 20:39

^^^ he haj nat met colonel ishab gul, ISI (retd.)

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Postby Anujan » 21 Oct 2010 20:43

^^^ :rotfl:

All My 420 goats to you!!

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Postby niran » 22 Oct 2010 11:07

Diyar Aditar Janab,

Salam yand AoA, eye bring thanderouslly gaseous khaber

Five injured in Islamabad gas explosion

According to Islamabad Bolis, the Gasseous explosion occurred due to tremendous gas accumulashun in a residential building.

Police has started investigation to determine the nature yand make oph Pindi Chaana ingested by those living there.
NSN


and to istimoolate bheja pliss to be ispoting the inaccuracies below

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Salam

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Anujan » 22 Oct 2010 11:11

^^^^
:eek: :shock: You mean to say Rehman Malik ij RAA Agint?!

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Postby niran » 22 Oct 2010 12:00

Anujan wrote:^^^^
:eek: :shock: You mean to say Rehman Malik ij RAA Agint?!

AoA
dat single phrase has me piqued, are joo a RAA agint? :eek: :shock:

look karephully, there eez a haalal way oph istoping premature mijjile launch which all Bious are phollowing
inkluding Rehman mian(his haath eez chest height coz aphter numerous intimate debriefing sessions with you know hu
his mijjile eez debriefed yand sent for maintained, he now has to protect his chest instead) there eez onlee one not phollowing
yand he eez sporting a tikka on forehead.

Salam.

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Postby Lalmohan » 22 Oct 2010 12:08

it eej a non-state tikka

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Prem » 22 Oct 2010 23:33

Is naat anyodher kitab beshide Al Kitab Haram?
Dhen bhy phor such dishplay oph Kuffar at da meat-"ing".

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Postby James B » 23 Oct 2010 00:07

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bhy phor Kraachi boliceman trying to hug the peachy-pottomed abdul?. Ij it phor Ahem ahem or GUBO? :oops:

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Postby James B » 23 Oct 2010 00:16

Bakistani Kirkit team bracticing new GUBO bositions.

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Bhat ij the green chaddiwala doing to Afridi? hain ji? :oops:

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Shoaib Chuckthar bracticing chucking

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Postby Mahendra » 23 Oct 2010 02:03

It is good that I rejected an invitation for daawat at the ICC abards

Apparently this is on the menu
Butt to be grilled by ICC on Saturday


Here ij bhwat final product looks like
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Postby Chinmayanand » 23 Oct 2010 03:19

this former ambassador of bakistan says that survival of bakistan is an act of God (not Allah ) :eek: :eek: :eek:
bosting in full ...

[url=http://dailytimes.com.pk/default.asp?page=2010\10\22\story_22-10-2010_pg3_2]An act of God —Zafar Hilaly[/url]

Although an act of God is defined as ‘something no reasonable man can expect’, so many things occur that no reasonable man could ever have expected that it appears that God has much to answer for. For example, a federal minister claimed that the Baloch people have as much a right to be corrupt as the people of other provinces. To blame God for his utterances amounts to blasphemy. Nevertheless, it does seem miraculous that this country is functioning without a government, amidst rampant corruption, an economic meltdown, double digit inflation, record unemployment and a high number of people committing suicide daily. Clearly, somewhere, somehow, a divine hand must be at work because otherwise survival would be impossible.

One explanation is that the vicissitudes through which this nation has passed has made us so inured to adversity that survival no longer poses a problem. We no longer need either the government or regulation and all the other requisites of a functioning state including law, order and justice. All of these can be dispensed with, as they mostly have been. Indeed, we have reached that stage of individual and collective autarky that few societies do. We look after ourselves from the cradle to the grave. We may not be a welfare state but we have arrived at the point where we can say farewell to the state and none would be worse off for it. In fact, it would not be surprising if we were visited soon by would be foreign PhDs for further research on doctorates researching ‘the withering away of the state in post-modern societies’.

The saga of Pakistan is indeed riveting. The country came into being almost by accident, out of nothing. Those responsible for its creation, the real heroes, were, as it happened, her worst enemies. But for their stubbornness the idea would never have reached fruition and, once in being, but for their unremitting hostility it would never have become the deadly force that it has. We owe them a lot. No friend could have done Pakistan a better turn than her enemy. Of course, whenever we ran out of enemies, or they became quiescent, we created our own enemies from amongst ourselves, thereby ensuring that we never let our guard down.

So much so that even though we are a bankrupt nation, our battlements are in good order. Our unique contribution to defence strategy has been the notion that one way of defending a country is to retreat to another country and fight the enemy from there. This is called ‘strategic depth’. Another novel contribution to the defence strategy has been the unique discovery that the best deterrent is to commit suicide. Tactically, too, we are path breakers. We have mastered the art of playing chicken. We take up our position in the middle of the road and dare anyone to displace us because that for both would be suicidal. As a result many do not, which we take as proof of our masterful tactics.

Another remarkable achievement, for a relatively young nation, is the manner in which we insist — and very successfully — that the world owes us a living. We have borrowed far more than we can ever pay back and yet such is the skill of our emissaries and especially their persuasive powers that the world’s coffers remain open. Money readily oozes out of them and when asked how these funds are to be spent we take umbrage even if we have not a clue.

Similarly, we insist on not taxing the rich, or not as much as we should and, as a result, the poor who we feel would not do anything but spend their money on themselves are made to pay for the amenities that the rich also enjoy. This naturally encourages the rich to invest not in new plants and factories, where work is hard, but the stock exchange, stately homes and holiday travel without fear of being taxed.

We do not pay government employees liveable wages but we compensate for that by tolerating their corruption so that they can make up for it by other means and especially by fleecing the better off, although it is mostly the poor that end up paying the cost. However, this problem is being addressed by ensuring that the number of the poor decreases by, inter alia, dying of starvation, disease and by their own hand.

But it is in the field of education that our achievement has been the most striking. We have tried hard to boost the illiteracy rate and have quite succeeded. The number of ghost schools increases each time the government makes a greater allocation for the educational sector which, admittedly, is rare. In the schools that are visible, teaching methods are novel. They often consist of the teacher telling the class to read certain chapters from their textbooks while he argues with the principal for his many wants. There is close supervision in the classroom with each pupil peeking at what the other is writing, especially during exams. To make it easy for those keen on getting degrees but who could not take time off to attend courses given their burning desire to serve the people, we make it convenient for them to acquire their degrees free of learning or taking exams.

What is even more remarkable is the manner in which we have taken to the doctrine of laissez faire, particularly in the treatment of women. They can be buried alive, murdered, tortured or whipped as much as the community leaders may wish. Of course, now and then they are called to account although there is little social stigma attached to lapses. The errant ones can even aspire to join the federal cabinet.

The minorities too are let off lightly by not being made to pay the jazia and whenever a lynching of a minority community member comes to light, the rest of the minority community is let off with a warning. Of course, the perpetrators of the crime are immediately arrested but, thankfully, almost immediately released.

And so, one can go on and on pointing out why but for the constraints of column space, were it not an act of God, no reasonable man could have expected that we would have continued to thrive.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Prem » 23 Oct 2010 04:53

Mullah Khwabullah Dreeming Hoors bhile eating Tooor ( dust)!!

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Postby naren » 23 Oct 2010 06:52

Mahendra wrote:It is good that I rejected an invitation for daawat at the ICC abards

Apparently this is on the menu
Butt to be grilled by ICC on Saturday


Here ij bhwat final product looks like
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Hiyar eej a song dedicated to the bious butt. (NSF...anywhere :eek: )


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Postby Chinmayanand » 24 Oct 2010 02:46

Khawbullah running his dukkan near pink wall naat green wall ...

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Postby Prem » 24 Oct 2010 10:25

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Mahendra » 26 Oct 2010 02:18

What is the difference between MMS and Yusaf Raza Gilani?

MMS supports freedom of press

Gilani supports freedom to press( ask Sherry)

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Postby Lalmohan » 26 Oct 2010 14:09

MMS pressures the G20
Gilani pressures the 36B

MMS focuses on booms
Gilani focuses on boobs

MMS...

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Ashley Kravitz » 27 Oct 2010 15:55

AoA!

We habe more exbansibe ish-tamps. Take that kuffar yindoo bharat !

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Postby Prem » 27 Oct 2010 21:56

Wow, Brezient Zoak still joozing Bacifier, did he taik ober da habit aphrer hiz begum gaat sunroophed!!
Bkeeze to gib discount yand chaarg onlee 10 krore!!

Kweshion Phor graazuating abdoolz and kwalified Maulaanaz

Bhat iz da shimilarity yand dipherence bitween Poak yand Toad?

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Postby jamwal » 29 Oct 2010 12:17

I can think oph 1 dipherence:

Not all toads are poijonous

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