Terrorist Islamic Republic of Pakistan (TSP): Sep 03, 2010

SSridhar · Post by **SSridhar** » 21 Sep 2010 12:57

arun wrote:^^^ The Islamic Republic of Pakistan has such an insatiable appetite for weapons that no amount of suffering by its populace can prevent purchases. . . .The US based Congressional Research Service reports that the Islamic Republic of Pakistan’s weapon purchase agreements post the earth quake (2006-2009) totaled USD 8.9 Billion:

CRS

Did the CRS report also say that almost 80% of those weapons came from the US and that the GotUS never questioned its MNNA why it was spending so much money while its people were suffering and also that to top up all these heavy purchases of an impoverished nation that depends on begging and generous aid to keep itself afloat, the GotUS also gave a lot of weapons at throwaway prices as war surpluses ? The usual US doublespeak.

Philip · Post by **Philip** » 21 Sep 2010 13:30

But for Butt.....!
This joker is doing as much damage to Paki cricket as his match-fixers in the team.Let's take a look at the Butt lexicon.

Butt: Backside,slang description meaning "a well rounded sexually attractive bottom".
(Surely there's some mistake here,it cannot be Butt's butt!)

Butt:Bum,as in "kicking one's butt".
Which many Englishmen would now like to do to his butt very much!

In the butt: An even more painful exercise which most English cricketers past and present,would like to do to Butt,using a cricket stump,bail or ball,or perhaps all three together!

Butt: "Butt" ,as in the "Butt of jokes...".Joker as even many in his own tribe think of him after his outrageous statement and speedy retracting of it!

Butte:As in "shooting "buttes".Scores of English cricket lovers think that this is what should be done to him,"shot at the buttes".Ask Ian Botham for advice on shooting Butt at the buttes.

Forms of butt: "butted","butting";to strike with head or horns.Perfect description of him say many,he is the very "devil" with horns,headbutting the game into disrespect.

"but-in":To rudely intervene in a conversation,etc.Exactly what he has done,"butted into" the Paki crcket match-fixing scam under investigation by Scotland Yard,mischievously adding fuel to the fire.

butt:Large cask or barrel of water or wine.An alternaive method of disposing of Butt inside a butt,instead of shooting him at the buttes. It could also explain his outlandish accusations,as he may have been drinking deep from a butt of booze.

abut,abutted:Joined together,adjoining,etc.Explains the realtionship of Butt, to the matchfixing players and bookies.

butt:As in cigarette butt.Alternative method of punishing Butt,lit or unlit,"butt up Butt's butt"!

Butt,bum a*se,buttock:All mean the same thing,rear end of an animal.
More terms for that part: "petite derriere" (ironic), "money-maker" or "booty".Precisely what Butt and the match-fixers are doing,making huge sums of ill-gotten "booty"

"Pain in the butt": Needs no explanation of what Butt is"

Butt:Common English "flounder".New Paki species discovered!

Some synononyms of Butt:

"Abut, Adjoin, Arse, Ass, Backside, Behind, Border, Bottom, Bum, Bunt, Butt joint, Can, Cigarette, Edge, Fag, Fundament, Goat, Laughingstock, March, Nates, Posterior, Rear, Rump, Seat, Stern, Stub, Tail, Target, Tush"

Save one's butt:As in "saving one's ass'".What Butt should be doing as the English get reay to sue him.

Please add any that you find interesting.

Pakistan match-fixing claims: tensions boil over as Jon Trott and Wahab Riaz clash
Relations between England and Pakistan reached such a nadir on Monday that both sides seriously considered pulling out of the fourth one-day international at Lord’s.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/cricke ... clash.html

Pratyush · Post by **Pratyush** » 21 Sep 2010 13:53

Philip, That was a humorous post in the resident humor thread in the BRF

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 21 Sep 2010 14:22

WB asks Pakistan to prove ability to manage foreign aid

abhishek_sharma · Post by **abhishek_sharma** » 21 Sep 2010 14:25

India ready to discuss all outstanding issues with Pak: Nirupama Rao

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/indi ... 597938.cms

India is prepared to "discuss all outstanding issues" with Pakistan, including the issue of Jammu and Kashmir, to ensure stability in the South Asian region, India's Foreign Secretary Nirupama Rao said here.

"The issue of Jammu & Kashmir comes up in our relationship with Pakistan and we've said very clearly, very confidently and very transparently that we are prepared to discuss all outstanding issues with Pakistan," Rao said on Monday.

Rao added that India wants to "persevere in our dialogue with Pakistan. It is not about segmenting this dialogue or taking away the complicated issues from it saying we are not ready to discuss it.

That is certainly not our approach. We want to discuss all the outstanding issues and that will also include the issue of Jammu and Kashmir."

The top diplomat, who was in Washington earlier to discuss President Obama's upcoming India visit in November, stressed that Kashmir is an internal matter as far as India is concerned.

"It is an internal affair because it (Kashmir) is an integral part of India."

She said India is "determined to persevere in our dialogue with Pakistan to resolve outstanding issues so that our region will be stable and so that the rationale of economic development in an atmosphere of peace, for all of South Asia, remains our steadfast goal."

Later referring to the 26/11 Mumbai attacks, Rao told PTI it's an issue that is very much a part of what "we want to speak to Pakistan about. On Mumbai, closure is needed."

...

Despite this threat, we understand well the Kautilyan advice that a great power loses stature if it remains bogged down in neighbourhood entanglements," the Foreign Secretary said.

...

abhishek_sharma · Post by **abhishek_sharma** » 21 Sep 2010 14:25

If J&K is an internal matter, why should we discuss it with the Paakis?

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 21 Sep 2010 14:58

abhishek_sharma wrote:If J&K is an internal matter, why should we discuss it with the Paakis?

To tell them where to stick their concerns.

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 21 Sep 2010 15:27

Five killed, 11 hurt in Kurram Agency

PESHAWAR: At least five tribesmen were killed and 11 more injured on Monday in continuing clashes between two tribes over irrigation water in the Kurram tribal region, tribal sources said.
The sources said that clashes continued in the Shalozan area in Upper Kurram Agency for the third consecutive day. A temporary ceasefire, mediated by political administration and Parachinar Amn Jirga, collapsed late Saturday last week. At least 36 persons were killed in the fighting on Sunday.

SSridhar · Post by **SSridhar** » 21 Sep 2010 15:32

Philip wrote:But for Butt.....!
This joker is doing as much damage to Paki cricket as his match-fixers in the team.Let's take a look at the Butt lexicon.

And then, there is butthead.

James B · Post by **James B** » 21 Sep 2010 16:24

Yawar Saeed resigns as Pakistan team manager after match-fixing row with England erupts at Lord's

James B · Post by **James B** » 21 Sep 2010 16:26

Pakistan school bus plunges into river killing 15 children

At least 15 school children have been killed when a school van plunged into a river in Pakistan-occupied Kashmir, officials say.

They say that 20 others, including two female teachers, are still missing.

The incident took place in Garhi Dupatta area, some 16km (9.9 miles) south-east of the regional capital Muzaffarabad.

Pratyush · Post by **Pratyush** » 21 Sep 2010 16:29

^^^ My heart felt condolences to the parents of the children whose lives were cut short.

James B · Post by **James B** » 21 Sep 2010 16:31

'Pakistan will always support the Taliban,' reveals newly disclosed US govt document

Some newly disclosed US government documents, obtained through the Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) and recently posted on the website of the George Washington University National Security, have shed more light not only on early Taliban offers, but also on the role of Pakistan before and after the attacks.

According to one of the recently released State Department documents, a Pakistani official told the US that "Pakistan 'will always support the Taliban'," Foreignpolicyjournal.com reports.

This "policy cannot change, he continued; it would prompt rebellion across the Northwest Frontier Provinces, the Federally Administered Tribal Areas, and indeed on both sides of the Pashtun-dominated Pak-Afghan border."

James B · Post by **James B** » 21 Sep 2010 16:33

Battered minorities launch campaign outside UN headquarters against atrocities in Pakistan

The European Organization for Pakistani Minorities (EOPM) has launched a three-week long hunger strike with a poster campaign outside the United Nations headquarters in Geneva during the 15th Session of the Human Rights Council which commenced on 13th Sep.

According to a press release, EOPM, during the demonstration, would focus on atrocities against minority religions in Pakistan, highlighting the plight of Christians, Hindus, Sikhs and communities like Ahmediyas and Shias.

The last few months have witnessed unprecedented atrocities against minorities, including incidents of attacks on places of worship.

James B · Post by **James B** » 21 Sep 2010 16:36

The mayhem of killing continues between sunni and shia tribes in Kurram tribal agency over water...

36-Plus Killed In Fresh Gun Fight Over Irrigation Water In Pakistan

More than 36 persons were killed and scores of others injured Monday in renewed clashes between two rival tribal groups over the distribution of irrigation water in the volatile Kurram tribal agency of northwest Pakistan.

The clashes between armed tribesmen of Mangal and Bangash began three weeks ago in Shalozan and Tangi areas. Monday's casualties took the death toll to 134.

In the latest clash, the two rival groups used heavy and light weaponry to target the other's positions though they had agreed to a peace deal. Five villages were torched near Parachinar, headquarters of Kurram Agency.

A_Gupta · Post by **A_Gupta** » 21 Sep 2010 16:54

The World Socialist web site weighs in on the cricket scandal:
http://www.wsws.org/articles/2010/sep20 ... -s21.shtml

shravan · Post by **shravan** » 21 Sep 2010 17:05

Two killed in roadside bomb in Khyber Agency

A roadside bomb killed two paramilitary soldiers on a routine patrol in an area of northwestern Pakistan near the Afghan border, said Riaz Khan, a local administrator in the Khyber tribal area on Tuesday.

Vivek_A · Post by **Vivek_A** » 21 Sep 2010 18:16

Just when you thought you'd seen all the nuttiness you could possibly see in the nutty nation..

HAARP: The American WMD

However, advancements in scientific research and technological developments made it a possibility. Information now becoming available reveals that in Ameri-ca technology being perfected under the High-frequency Acti-ve Aural Research Programme (HAARP), is part of the Star Wars (SDI) project. It is based in Gokoma, Alaska, and is jointly managed by the US air force and navy, as part of the new generation of weapon system, while it is operated by USAF Research Laboratory’s Space Vehicles Directorate.

You know where this is going.

HAARP is indeed the major contributor to the phenomenon of global warming. The hype against this phenomenon was built by the US to shift attention away from the development of this weapon system by shifting blame to Carbon Dioxide (CO2) emissions and fossil fuel burning. The US is reluctant to sign the anti-global warming protocol, as it would restrict the HAARP utilisation.
It is worthwhile to advice the US military and neocon strategists to recall the myth of Atlantis. Myths do not have a rational or scientific background, but do carry a moral. Atlantis was a continent which had developed in science and technology to the extent that it started interfering with the nature. When God decided to tilt the earth at a particular angle to regulate the seasons, the scientists of Atlantis corrected the tilt by creating a magnetic field around the earth. God did not like that and destroyed them. The continent lays buried deep in the Atlantic, the Ocean named after it. The myth may be just a myth, but it carries a moral.
The US and the neocons’ may be planning to dominate the world, but if they keep manipulating the nature it will not react kindly to this interference, and will strike back with vengeance. There may be no world left for them to dominate.

Philip · Post by **Philip** » 21 Sep 2010 18:21

Heavy scoring in Karachi ODI.

Pak's Karachi up in flames
Karachi: Pakistan's biggest city Karachi was again hit by riots and violence, with at least 15 people killed so far since last night, following the killing of a young man in targeted shooting.

http://news.in.msn.com/international/ar ... id=4405933

Police and paramilitary rangers said 15 people had died in different parts of the city since last night in target killings or exchange of fire between groups or between miscreants and law enforcement agencies.
Rescue officials, however, said the death toll was 16 and a number of wounded people had been shifted to hospitals from violence-hit areas, some of whom were in critical condition.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 21 Sep 2010 18:27

vivek-ji
suarly you have misposted from Benis?

Brad Goodman · Post by **Brad Goodman** » 21 Sep 2010 20:06

Naach Gana walas in takleef because of strict vijja by baniyas

‘There’s a 26/11 happening in Pakistan every week’

26/11 did a major turnaround for Strings and many other Pakistani singers and rock bands. Faisal says, “India is like our second home. But for even a small performance, every thing depends on the visa. Earlier if there was a college concert, we would just arrive within days. Now the visa application takes 2-3 months to clear. And it’s not a one-time process. Every time we apply for a visa to India, it takes the same amount of time. A lot of things changes in three months.”

Faisal believes that India is not the only country suffering from terrorism. He says, “26/11 attacks did a lot of damage in Mumbai. But you must also know that there is a 26/11 happening in Pakistan every week. In such circumstances, people need a lot of inspiration. The whole region is suffering. It’s easier said than done. But if we can think alike, we believe we can bring about change in circumstances between the two countries, for the whole world to see.”

archan · Post by **archan** » 21 Sep 2010 20:11

These artists love to talk about peace (sorry, "biss") because their bank balance depends on it. They won't have the gall to call spade a spade. Change in circumstances between two countries? how about telling that to your terrorist army, retard?

Brad Goodman · Post by **Brad Goodman** » 21 Sep 2010 20:12

All those who doubt the chanakyaness of babus in S Block. Here is a new certificate of appreciation from nutty nation

The Indo-Pak water war

India’s water war is no longer surreptitious. It is blatant. It is now a cold-blooded campaign. India is undoubtedly interfering in Pakistan’s internal affairs, as it has created an anti-dam lobby within the three smaller provinces, namely Sindh, Balochistan and Khyber Pakhtunkwa. The Indian government’s open opposition to a second reservoir on the Indus, after the commissioning of Tarbela Dam in 1974, has been suicidal for Pakistan’s economy. Punjab, Pakistan’s largest populated province and breadbasket, has seen its agricultural output stagnate. No thanks to Pakistan’s rising population as the per capita agricultural output has fallen in real terms. Meanwhile, poverty and the resulting tensions within the federation have multiplied.

ramana · Post by **ramana** » 21 Sep 2010 20:38

Brad Goodman wrote:
Venkarl wrote:These things depress me...please lets not post pictures of babies and small kids....it doesn't go hand in hand with TSPA thread's purpose.
I agree with Venkarl there pictures should be avoided on the thread.

I guess it hard to be jingo while seeing those pictures? Well need to know they are the oppressed people who are kept that way by the TSPA and RAPE. Keep those pictures in mind when you (not you in particular!) have to say harsh rhetoric.

Vril · Post by **Vril** » 21 Sep 2010 20:57

Reporting live from Zee news

Pakistan's nuclear equipment missing from sindh area since June this year and yet no trace of it !!!!

oh boy this is serious trouble. we are in for some really interesting times ahead.

thayilv · Post by **thayilv** » 21 Sep 2010 20:59

Vril do you have a link for that?

TIA

Vril · Post by **Vril** » 21 Sep 2010 21:02

^^ Thayilv it was coming live on Zee news Hindi. will have to search for the links

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 21 Sep 2010 21:19

its missing from sindh since its gone back up the KKH to Chinese Oppressed Uighuristan (COU)

chaanakya · Post by **chaanakya** » 21 Sep 2010 21:25

Zee News Exclusive: Nuke equipment stolen from Pak

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Zee News Exclusive: Nuke equipment stolen from Pak
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Islamabad/New Delhi: In a shocking revelation, sources have told Zee News that a Radioactive Gamma Projectile has gone missing from Ghotki in Sindh province of Pakistan.

Sources have also revealed that the equipment has been missing since last three months.

ISI is investigating into the matter but no headway has been made in the case so far. Initially, the matter was being investigated by the local police but looking at the sensitivity of the matter, the Crisis Management Cell of Pakistan handed over this case to intelligence agency.

Radioactive Gamma Projectile is a device which is used to store ‘Dirty Bomb’ or nuclear bomb.

After the disappearance of the device, it has been widely speculated that terror oraginisations mainly al-Qaeda has gotten hold of it. This adds to the speculations that terror organisations now posses a nuclear bomb.

The security of radioactive materials in Pakistan has always been a matter of grave concern for security agencies across the world. After this disclosure, fingers will definitely be pointed towards China which has decided to open another nuclear power plant in Pakistan without getting the nod of IAEA or NSG.

Raa at it again?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 21 Sep 2010 21:27

^^^ DDM in full flow, these are just randomly made up words

Amber G. · Post by **Amber G.** » 21 Sep 2010 21:41

Lalmohan wrote:^^^ DDM in full flow, these are just randomly made up words

^^^ Most likely "projectile" here is "radiator " or some similar medical/scientific equipment+ radioactive source for gamma rays.

RajeshA · Post by **RajeshA** » 21 Sep 2010 21:48

Now we will be having gamma-powered Pakistani Hulks running all over the place!

ramana · Post by **ramana** » 21 Sep 2010 21:54

chaanakya wrote:Zee News Exclusive: Nuke equipment stolen from Pak

...
Raa at it again?

How can you with a handle like that be afflicted with self -goalitis? I didnt know you had it too.

India doesnot do anything sub-rosa inside TSP. MMS has said it vry clearly. Please dont speculate and sully the fair name.

putnanja · Post by **putnanja** » 21 Sep 2010 21:56

I am seriously worried about some paki keeping this projectile near his head and growing a brain. Is there any chance that it will reactivate the long suppressed intelligence gene and the paki will really have a brain?? scary thought, now I will have sleepless night

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 21 Sep 2010 22:04

putnanja wrote:I am seriously worried about some paki keeping this projectile near his head and growing a brain. Is there any chance that it will reactivate the long suppressed intelligence gene and the paki will really have a brain?? scary thought, now I will have sleepless night

Lets see what happens when he stashes it in his back pocket.

BTW, whats the breakup of causalities in ongoing Karachi violence ?

Rahul Shukla · Post by **Rahul Shukla** » 21 Sep 2010 22:07

chaanakya wrote:Zee News Exclusive: Nuke equipment stolen from Pak

Most likely some sort of a storage device that would prevent discovery via satellites of radioactive materials during transport. If true, Pakis are preparing for a JDAM (dirty bomb).

archan · Post by **archan** » 21 Sep 2010 23:04

Brad Goodman wrote: The Indo-Pak water war

The Indian government’s open opposition to a second reservoir on the Indus, after the commissioning of Tarbela Dam in 1974, has been suicidal for Pakistan’s economy.

Indian govt.'s decision is suicidal for Pakistan's economy?

and they claim pakis know better English than the SDREs.

chaanakya · Post by **chaanakya** » 21 Sep 2010 23:05

ramana wrote: How can you with a handle like that be afflicted with self -goalitis? I didnt know you had it too.

India doesnot do anything sub-rosa inside TSP. MMS has said it vry clearly. Please dont speculate and sully the fair name.

I think either it conveyed wrong meaning due to smiley or you got it wrong. When China is offering Nook deal and USA has strategic AF-PAK interest on full steam who else would reveal such a thing when their purpose would be better served by keeping it under wraps.

I could not find any more references elsewhere. If there is such an incident it puts paid to paki claim of keeping nook under tight safeguards etc. USa would have more to fear from such incident and its exposure. India benefits by exposing it.

However source , un-named, may or may not be Raa. But then if it is true it is to their credit. If it is false there is deniability.
Anyway if you feel strongly , the line , which was added as an after thought, could well be deleted. I have no strong stand on this or self-goalitis, whatever that means.

kenop · Post by **kenop** » 21 Sep 2010 23:26

Demand for audit of expenses by intelligence agencies in Pak

Charging that the country's intelligence agencies were indulging in political manoeuvring, Pakistani lawmakers have demanded an audit of their secret discretionary funds including expenses on covert operations.

The use of secret funds by the Intelligence Bureau came up for sharp criticism during a meeting of the public accounts committee (PAC) of the national assembly held yesterday.

BTW, here is the list of members. Do the gurus here recognize any of the group to be able to make some progress?
Ref NA website

MEMBERS OF STANDING COMMITTEE

PUBLIC ACCOUTNS COMMITTEE

1. Ch. Nisar Ali Khan, Chairman PML(N)
2. Mr. Asfandyar Wali ANP
3. Mr. Nadeem Afzal Gondal PPPP
4. Mr. Riaz Fatyana PML
5. Khawaja Mohammad Asif PML(N)
6. Mr. Zahid Hamid PML(N)
7. Sardar Ayaz Sadiq PML(N)
8. Mr. Saeed Ahmad Zafar IND
9. Rana Mahmood-ul-Hassan PML(N)
10. Mr. Hamid Yar Hiraj PML
11. Sardar Bahadur Ahmed Khan Sihar
12. Mian Riaz Hussain Pirzada PML
13. Sardar Ali Mohammad Khan Mahar IND
14. Mr. Aftab Shaban Mirani PPPP
15. Mrs. Faryal Talpur PPPP
16. Syed Haider Abbas Rizvi MQM
17. Mrs. Rukhsana Bangash PPPP RS(Women)
18. Mrs. Yasmeen Rehman PPPP RS(Women)
19. Mrs. Asiya Nasir MMAP RS(Women)
20. Minister In-charge Ex–Officio Member

BijuShet · Post by **BijuShet** » 21 Sep 2010 23:32

archan wrote:Indian govt.'s decision is suicidal for Pakistan's economy?

and they claim pakis know better English than the SDREs.

It is suicidal to TSP because TSPians think of themselves as citizens of Akhand Bharat and thus any Govt of Akhand Bharat's action against its subjects would be categorized as such.