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Postby archan » 07 Nov 2010 19:05

bost sbace rejerved phor bojitive links
may jour goats pe save phrom neiporing mullah...

On buplic demand..
Link to purana edition oph LMU journal

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Postby James B » 07 Nov 2010 20:12

A Baki abdul and hij Kushpoo having habby times.

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Postby Lalmohan » 07 Nov 2010 20:24

diyar jamesuddin
ij mujahdin and khushbu going to make a deposit or withdrawal at al banki bin goati?
yurs
lalpraf

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Postby AdityaM » 07 Nov 2010 20:26

archan: please link to previous thread

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Postby archan » 07 Nov 2010 20:46

Hazreen... LMU ij inviting mat-e-rial phor the phirst bost oph thij eshteemed publikashun. Bliss to contripute.

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Postby James B » 07 Nov 2010 21:02

Lalmohan wrote:diyar jamesuddin
ij mujahdin and khushbu going to make a deposit or withdrawal at al banki bin goati?
yurs
lalpraf


Diyar lalprafessar,

don't ju know that 'al goati pank' ij a kuphr kaanspiracy to snatch the kushpoos from us aam abduls of Bakistan. That kuspoo in the bichar is a bersonal kushpoo phor bersonal busposes of abdul onlee.

doubt klarifyingly,
jamesuddin

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

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Postby Prem » 08 Nov 2010 06:25

I hurd 72 bliss iz with hoorz yand 69 bith khuspooz arr da right reebardz phor Poak enjoying jannat.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Anujan » 08 Nov 2010 11:49

Bositive neuj phrom world oph animal huspandry phrom yawn

Bulls and goats walk the ramp

A Faisalabad bull and a Rahim Yar Khan goat won a pageant contest of sacrificial animals at Factory Area on Friday. Up to 600 sacrificial animals from across the country participated in the 9th contest organised by Atta Muhammad Gujjar.

The weight of the winner bull is 1,608 kilogrammes and goat 280 kilogrammes.

Mr Gujjar told Dawn the goat was the heaviest one in the world as a team of Gunnies World Record and doctors of the Agriculture University Faisalabad had confirmed his claim. He said the Gunnies World Record would shortly inform him about the goat ranking. Akmal Magsi, the owner of the winner goat won Rs200,000, Atta Gujjar, the owner of bull Rs100,000. The management gave Rs50,000 to Imtiaz Rabbani as his lamb stood first in its category.


What ij Gunnies world record?

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Postby Lalmohan » 08 Nov 2010 13:44

diyar Anu-jaan-ullah
guiness is haram, we cannot aksept any recards related to alcohol
plis to send prize goats (but not bull) to LMU phor bheriphikashun

diyar jamesullah
ju habb not answered kveshchun, go to back of kelass... on second thuts, don't go there, many nanha mujahids there, ju bhill be distracted... i am pooching iph adbul ij leaving deposit behind in goat after withdrawal or praktising safe banking?

urs
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Postby Pratyush » 08 Nov 2010 13:51

Dayr Mullahs,

I yumbly rekuest ju all to blease gibe a bersion in Kueens angrezee, to all the sermons ju oll gibe in thij dhaga. Por the KG jtudentj.

Ducking for cover shouthing helphyre

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Postby Raja Bose » 09 Nov 2010 09:41

Ex-Wazir-e-Azam B-liyar offered $80k to pass wind at toilet roll makers' meet

Brittanistan takes over title of Lotastan phrom bious nashun oph Bakistan! :shock: Thij ij 400% sharam day phor all :(( :((

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Postby niran » 09 Nov 2010 12:47

Raja Bose wrote:Ex-Wazir-e-Azam B-liyar offered $80k to pass wind at toilet roll makers' meet

Brittanistan takes over title of Lotastan phrom bious nashun oph Bakistan! :shock: Thij ij 400% sharam day phor all :(( :((

AoA
Maulana, jou are blinded by Kaffir brobagandu, look keylooselly, yand iskratch hard, eet eez 400% haalaal way to convert
belak Dollah to Green dollah.

Salam

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Postby Prem » 10 Nov 2010 01:19

CO-ASS turn "on" Bresident
http://www.thepakistaninewspaper.com/ne ... p?id=18297

ASSLAMBAD, Nov 08: Chief of Army Staff General Ass Faqued Parvert Kiyanahi culled "on" Bresident Ass Saaf Ali Zhandari on at Takhat Posh-e-Sadr on Monday to diskuss stress releezze pozition.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Mahendra » 10 Nov 2010 02:07

Maulana Mohabat

Jarnalil Ass-Saf Purposely Kiyanahi culls sadr Ass-saf a-leaf Turdari but what about Wazir Kyunsaf? Roz Gilanahi

BTW, are the learned maulanas from this dhaaga allowed to deposit Bakistaniyat on your new dhaaga?

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Postby Prem » 10 Nov 2010 02:31

Mahendra wrote:Maulana Mohabat
BTW, are the learned maulanas from this dhaaga allowed to deposit Bakistaniyat on your new dhaaga?

Onlee Baki numbers so we noo bhen tu do Baki AssSaaf Aliii.
Izz et Brime Groper Roz Gillah Nahi orr Guulli Naahii .

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby jamwal » 10 Nov 2010 15:30

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Ij this a new mijjile or aasmani raakit ??

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Postby Lalmohan » 10 Nov 2010 15:33

no jamwaluddin
this is an imperial rusi takniki - catherine the great ishtyle - ghoRa mounter frame. ofcurs being paquistan, this is a gadha mounter. impressionalble mullah's prostrate themselves ahead and gadha takes care of behind
lalpraf al historiteachi

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Postby abhischekcc » 10 Nov 2010 15:36

^^ That is the new TEL for the new mijjile called Mir Jafari.

Mir = russian for peace.
Jafari is local pronounciation for the word Saffron, which obviously means Hinduism.

Hence Mir Jafari means the peace imposed by Hindus using Russian weapons.

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Postby abhischekcc » 10 Nov 2010 15:37

^^ AoA

I find that even the Lalmullah aka most beautiful pacqui woman (as per Twitter contest) has the same brainlength as me.

AWMTA :mrgreen:

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Postby jamwal » 10 Nov 2010 15:46

Bahut shukriyas for jawaabs. Pliss to akcept either bun of these Ayeshas or Apdools as ze case may pee

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Postby Lalmohan » 10 Nov 2010 15:47

diyar ab-his-cheque-uddin
bhat eej thij kantest? bray tell
happy to say brainlength is laang aj mijjile al gadhi
lalpraf (al krass-burqi)

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby anandsgh » 10 Nov 2010 19:24

Besh-e-Khidmat hai, phor all learned See-Near / Joo-Near maulanas....

http://www.binoria.org/efatawa/sects.asp

Bleez Clariphy jor Shakk-O-Shubah here and quote the jems. :)

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Postby Prem » 11 Nov 2010 03:31

Poake rei, Abdool rei

Yeh jaan se barr ka pyari hai,
Kya hua, jo Bhains se thori bharee hai
Kya bol Mujahid , Madam Mazari hai
BR ne uska naam rakkha ,
JalebiArrah!!

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Postby jamwal » 11 Nov 2010 16:33

May I Hebb Your Attention Plis

Ebil Yindoos photo-choring our bettur Pingreji phor their kitaabs. :evil:

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Postby abhischekcc » 11 Nov 2010 22:32

Jamwal,

Those hoors you are offering are really mujahids - see that the cap on top is shaped like a condom.

I have to add that I am very much a practicing heterosexual - even the goats I use are female.

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Postby Raja Bose » 11 Nov 2010 23:09

jamwal wrote:May I Hebb Your Attention Plis

Ebil Yindoos photo-choring our bettur Pingreji phor their kitaabs. :evil:


Many chaands ago, I actually sent bijli-e-khat to this Yindoo-Zionist Arnab Roy that he is borrowing BENIS vocabulary and pointed him to BENIS dhaaga and shabd-e-kosher. Alas, he only said "Thenk joo" and proceeded to grab all vocabulary in the manner of abu chacha grabbing at our peachy bottoms when we were nanha (hee hee :oops: ).

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Postby jamwal » 11 Nov 2010 23:36

Abhi-se chek-chee-chee

Aphturr reading juur bost, anypady with half a prain can realije that juu is a Raa/Mosad/See-Aai-Aye agint and a discriminating sexist to poot who wants to staap sbread oph biratherly laub and piss. May all phleas oph all ze goats reside on juur head onlee



Raja Pose

Is this kitaab worth a dekho ?

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Prem » 12 Nov 2010 00:32

jamwal wrote:Bahut shukriyas for jawaabs. Pliss to akcept either bun of these Ayeshas or Apdools as ze case may pee

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Haaz anyone notished da Strategic Ass-et Brotektion ?

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Eric Demopheles » 12 Nov 2010 02:14

Musharraf indulges in un-Islamic activity:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJwU8jjbv-c

proper original : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycIJjwJn8Ow .. what a melody.
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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Mahendra » 12 Nov 2010 03:26

^^^
Lagi rectum se lagi
O sayya vasline lagi
Nazar Amritraj se lagi

aah aahh ahhhhhhh ahhhhhhhh

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Raja Bose » 12 Nov 2010 04:22

Eric Demopheles wrote:Musharraf indulges in un-Islamic activity:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJwU8jjbv-c



Bismillah! Wasn't thij the same jirga where Musharraf was demonstrating his nautch skills too, hain ji?:


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Postby Ashley Kravitz » 12 Nov 2010 05:54

^
AoA ! Jeeehard !!


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Postby Prem » 12 Nov 2010 05:57

Bhatt waaz he shinging

Lagi re aise lagee, laggi re aisee lagii
Taalle me jaise chabhee , laghe re aise..
Amritraj tha barra Sharabhi,niyatt hui osskee Kharabi
Bola re Mush Shahjadi, Tu bunn ja meri............. 8)

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Atri » 12 Nov 2010 16:20

abhischekcc wrote:Jamwal,

Those hoors you are offering are really mujahids - see that the cap on top is shaped like a condom.

I have to add that I am very much a practicing heterosexual - even the goats I use are female.


As per the Fartwa no. 420 ijjued by lalmullah during khilafat of mullah omar, it ij haraam to differentiate goats on the gender basis... male oR female, khushpoos are not subjected to such klassification...

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Lalmohan » 12 Nov 2010 16:21

^^^ karrekt
any port in a storm
any goat in the barn
qaed-e-duh

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Postby Raja Bose » 13 Nov 2010 12:37

^^Grenade-e-zamzam (aka Zam-zam Gola)?

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby negi » 13 Nov 2010 12:44

Hiyar hiyar

"Hamare leader ke bachche yahan pe katal hote hai" AoA indeed. :rotfl:


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