Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

All threads that are locked or marked for deletion will be moved to this forum. The topics will be cleared from this archive on the 1st and 16th of each month.
harbans
BRF Oldie
Posts: 4883
Joined: 29 Sep 2007 05:01
Location: Dehradun

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby harbans » 01 Jun 2011 01:45

But the Chinese lush tree with vigor and vitality from inner mongolian desert ij the Cactus.
Last edited by harbans on 01 Jun 2011 01:46, edited 1 time in total.

Baikul
BRFite
Posts: 1133
Joined: 20 Sep 2010 06:47

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Baikul » 01 Jun 2011 01:46

Berhaps he means that their dosti ij like a donkey's lun*?

anmol
BRFite
Posts: 1750
Joined: 05 May 2009 17:39

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby anmol » 01 Jun 2011 03:40

The uploader of video that I posted earlier have added new one with subtitles:-
Vivid description of what awaits Muslim Males in Heaven (Jannat Ki Hoor).

Nymph of Lowest grade..listen..what she would be like..
And you Muslims throw away your heart on rotten and decaying women and say "I am in love"
Listen you fools.. to what Allah has prepared for you Muslims in Jannat/Heaven.
You idiot Muslims waste time on whores.. look at naked pictures of sluts and watch ***** films..
You Muslims forget about your Allah ? Just watch what your Allah..your Master has prepared for you Muslims. (smiles)...
"Nabi"(Muhammad) has narrated about all this so that you Muslims never get attached to this world.
Get attached to this world only to the extent it is necessary, but prepare to get to Heaven with its 72 Nymphs awaiting you.
So Allah's Messenger [Muhammad] narrates "Even the most inferior of Nymph's of Heaven.. their eyes will be pinkish beautiful like rose."
And every Nymph will have 70 pairs of dresses. How many ? not 17! .. but 70 pair !
..and wearing those clothes they will sit and wait for you.
And what would be the specialty of those Clothes ?.
Allah's Messenger [Muhammad] Narrates: "Through those clothes you would be able to see the meat of the legs of those nymph."
"so beautiful.. you would be able to see the meat of their legs through those magical clothes"
Now you will ask how can anyone be able to see meat through those clothes ?
But as todays science shows us, when you lay under X-Ray machine, one can see bones and meat through clothes..
When human intelligence can do this.. that u wear 1000 cloth and still X-Ray Machine can tell whats inside your bell..
Then that Allah in sky who made you Muslims imagine what kinda technology he would have ?
You understood? Now u believe it ?
Yes it is true..
And know what would be your Mirror ?.. The mirror in which u look into to see your long luscious bearded faces ?
[Muhammad] Narrates: "That Nymph.. Her heart would be your mirror, And your heart would be her mirror.."..
".. She would get 'turned on' by u.. u by her"
Whenever u would look into her eyes you would see 70x more beauty!
Like when you would turn away from her and see her again, you would find her 70x more beautiful.
Where did u study u Muslims ? where are u sleeping ?
These beautiful nymph u will get, are they only for smooching and sitting next too ? (smirks) NO!!
You'll have lot of fun with them..in bed.. you would enjoy sex in Heaven much more than u do on earth..
And in here(Earth) you Muslims..finish within seconds (can't hold and ejaculate quickly) during the sex.
[Muhammad] Narrates: "But in Heaven, every Muslim male would get stamina of 100 Muslim males"
(Smirks) ..Get happy..Allah will look after us and hopefully would give us place in Heaven..
My Brothers..you feeling cold and don't want to leave bed..
But when you run toward doing Namaz. Allah see that and forgives you for sins..
Oh Allah.. get yourself your place in such heaven..
Those Nymphs, would not be some show pieces in show cases, they would not be for looking only..
You would be able to use them as you like, use them hard.. with stamina of 100 Males.
And not one Nymph.. my friends.. when you would be done with one Nymph..
Another will put her hands on your shoulder and when you will see her you would notice that she is even more beautiful.
She will say "Have some patience please, Leave this old Nymph and come to me."
She'll take you somewhere and then you will have fun with her Allah-Hu-Akbar! This is Jennat.
You Muslims don't waste such beautiful Nymphs of heaven for these dirty smelly, washed off and squeezed off women of earth.
This is not a joke Muslims! This is according to Muhammad who came down to earth after watching heaven... I am telling you.
Start preparing for this Start preparing for this.

Baikul
BRFite
Posts: 1133
Joined: 20 Sep 2010 06:47

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Baikul » 01 Jun 2011 03:58

^^ Bhat descriptions Mauleners, I phyrred my mijjile five times while reading it

Each time phinished within seconds onlee, as Mullah Mastram says in the bideo. :oops:

Baikul
BRFite
Posts: 1133
Joined: 20 Sep 2010 06:47

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Baikul » 01 Jun 2011 04:04

If jannat ij so saxy,
Hoors in minis, legs all waxy

Yand mauleners phyrr for hours
Bith mijjiles as lamba as towers

Bhy suffer this earthly racket?
Bhyar ij my soosai jacket?

Sudip
BRFite
Posts: 378
Joined: 28 Oct 2008 05:42
Location: Paikhana

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Sudip » 01 Jun 2011 04:40

Did a Pork-Coated Bullet Kill Bin Laden?

When fired, BULLETS are coated with SILVER BULLET GUN OIL containing the PIG FAT. The PIG FAT is transferred to anything the BULLETS STRIKE. The coating of OIL CONTAINING PIG FAT effectively DENIES entry to Allah's Paradise to any Islamo-Fascist terrorist KIA with a bullet coming from a firearm using SILVER BULLET GUN OIL in the barrel. SILVER BULLET GUN OIL uses the belief system of Allah's Islamo-Fascist terrorists to put fear of death into them, a fear they haven't had until NOW.

Prem
BRF Oldie
Posts: 21125
Joined: 01 Jul 1999 11:31
Location: Weighing and Waiting 8T Yconomy

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Prem » 01 Jun 2011 05:29

anmol wrote:The uploader of video that I posted earlier have added new one with subtitles:-
Vivid description of what awaits Muslim Males in Heaven (Jannat Ki Hoor).
[She will say "Have some patience please, Leave this old Nymph and come to me."
She'll take you somewhere and then you will have fun with her Allah-Hu-Akbar! This is Jennat.


Did she not say , Poaki Bhai sahib, mai bhi apki behan hun?

Prem
BRF Oldie
Posts: 21125
Joined: 01 Jul 1999 11:31
Location: Weighing and Waiting 8T Yconomy

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Prem » 01 Jun 2011 06:33

Surbying da kurrent Halaat of Nalayak Pawk made me think,

Na koi Hasrat hai, Na koi Basharat(good news) hai
Sala Pakistan mei hai kya, siraf Nafrat Nafrat hai.
Kabila Banaya Jinnah ne Churchil ke saath Millke
Paida kiye retard terrorists, 3.5 ke saath Millke
Abb na Jeehard hai, Naa koi Peehard hai
Naa Roti,Na Paani , Naa Hoore-e Roohani
Naa Kashmir ki Kahani, Khatam OBL ke Mehmani
Ghottu Gillani Yaa ho BDY Kiyani, Haaalat Kharrab Hai.

Na koi Hasrat hai, Na koi Basharat hai.
Last edited by Prem on 01 Jun 2011 07:10, edited 1 time in total.

negi
BRF Oldie
Posts: 13105
Joined: 27 Jul 2006 17:51
Location: Ban se dar nahin lagta , chootiyon se lagta hai .

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby negi » 01 Jun 2011 06:34

Oye Baikul maja aa gaya!

rsharma
BRFite
Posts: 271
Joined: 02 Aug 2006 22:14
Location: Hidden Markov Model

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby rsharma » 01 Jun 2011 09:00

Baikul-ullah-bin-waxy-saxy, Masha-allah-wallah, joo aar fool of boetic talent

Junior Maulaner Cheen-mein-mangal-jungle,
Remember da first lesson as taught by Grand Ayotollah on the din joo joined LMU :
"aalbays do unto others before they do unto you.."

Vikas
BRF Oldie
Posts: 6828
Joined: 03 Dec 2005 02:40
Location: Where DST doesn't bother me
Contact:

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Vikas » 01 Jun 2011 09:50

Ju mean I wear soosai "kaboom" Jaaket and go boom boom just to see only muscle of the legs that too via X-ray vision.bhat kind of sales pitching is that?
Darn! refund me my money.

Vikas
BRF Oldie
Posts: 6828
Joined: 03 Dec 2005 02:40
Location: Where DST doesn't bother me
Contact:

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Vikas » 01 Jun 2011 09:52

Aan second thaat, now I under-ishtanding bhy reveje swing by mailes ij naat allowed. Ef ju are reverje swinging, then Jannat ij a horror place phaar ju.
I definately want my money baaaack!!

AjayKK
BRFite
Posts: 1520
Joined: 10 Jan 2008 10:27

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby AjayKK » 01 Jun 2011 13:56

Gagan wrote:
That bheedio ij ploody embarrasing.
The mullahs are thij ploody exlicit hain ji!!!


Diyar Gaganullah al Translatte
There is an error in translashun.
It is not "Pindliyon ke gooday" but "Pindliyan ke jooday", jooday/hair as in "gajra lagao jooday mein"
So the correct meaning is:
"मज़े करो मज़े करो, सत्तर कपड़ों के अन्दर पिंडलियों के जूडे दिखेंगे."
"Have fun, have fun, you can see the jooday of pindli even if 70 layers of clothing is prejent"

Now this makes sense to the bakistanis waiting in queue.

Your's faithful in translashun,
Dept. of Pindleesh

Anujan
Forum Moderator
Posts: 6948
Joined: 27 May 2007 03:55

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Anujan » 01 Jun 2011 14:14

WHO health reborts that major causes oph death in Bakistan are: Being Ahmedi, heart disease, being Shia, being Jernalist, Diabetes, Living in Navy base, Cancer, House near nashunal bird's nest, accidents and strokes.

Baikul
BRFite
Posts: 1133
Joined: 20 Sep 2010 06:47

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Baikul » 01 Jun 2011 17:44

Mauleners Negi-ul-haq and Sharma-al-shaikh, I waj so exijted by jure combliments that I phyrred my mijjile five taimes in five mints.

Mashallah, we mard-e-momin are so TFTA.

Narad
BRFite
Posts: 847
Joined: 04 Jan 2010 15:15

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Narad » 01 Jun 2011 17:48

5 times in 5 minutes? :eek:
Alhamdolillah, That mujjt be low yield tastical mijjles onlee. :wink:

Chinmayanand
BRF Oldie
Posts: 2585
Joined: 05 Oct 2008 16:01
Location: Mansarovar
Contact:

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Chinmayanand » 01 Jun 2011 17:52

Mulla bike-ul-hasan , bhat did joo phyre joor mijjiles at : khusboo , dirty baki wimen, nanhas , donkeys , dogs , khusra ?
i aam kanfujed ... bliss to klarify ...five phyrings in five mints...eye soch something must pe after joor musharraf that joo took such tfta aktion...

Lalmohan
BRF Oldie
Posts: 13262
Joined: 30 Dec 2005 18:28

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Lalmohan » 01 Jun 2011 18:00

it waj eye ess eye electrical shawk to gland-e-pras-tate ujing rectal probe onlee!

Raja Bose
BRF Oldie
Posts: 19478
Joined: 18 Oct 2005 01:38

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Raja Bose » 01 Jun 2011 19:54

Anujan wrote:WHO health reborts that major causes oph death in Bakistan are: Being Ahmedi, heart disease, being Shia, being Jernalist, Diabetes, Living in Navy base, Cancer, House near nashunal bird's nest, accidents and strokes.


Joo phorgot to include "Being Al Keeda numbar 3".

A 1000 stribes to you for this gustakhi :evil: :evil:

Vikas
BRF Oldie
Posts: 6828
Joined: 03 Dec 2005 02:40
Location: Where DST doesn't bother me
Contact:

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Vikas » 01 Jun 2011 20:04

^ Pleej to add current or Ex-PM to the listing (and 100 exdra stribes on musharraf)

Raja Bose
BRF Oldie
Posts: 19478
Joined: 18 Oct 2005 01:38

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Raja Bose » 01 Jun 2011 20:32

^^No ji, I think you meant "ishtanding with head near Pajero sunroof lever". 10 stribes to you.

anupmisra
BRF Oldie
Posts: 8280
Joined: 12 Nov 2006 04:16
Location: New York

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby anupmisra » 01 Jun 2011 20:41

Aall theje stribes being awarded left right and shenter. Who ij going to gibe stribes, hain jee? Bhere ij the line for applicantj? May I send in my rejume?

Baikul
BRFite
Posts: 1133
Joined: 20 Sep 2010 06:47

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Baikul » 01 Jun 2011 21:49

Wallah, Mullah Narad-ullah, my yield ij never low, but tarrel than mountainj.

Maulener Cheen- mein- anand I phyrred mijjle at all of thee above- khusboo , dirty baki wimen, nanhas , donkeys , dogs , khusra ?

Aj they say:

I am TFTA mard, garam garam,
yand jure sharam shram ij so naram naram.

anupmisra
BRF Oldie
Posts: 8280
Joined: 12 Nov 2006 04:16
Location: New York

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby anupmisra » 01 Jun 2011 23:12

Bhat ij that birather (on the right, the one who ij naat kilowning) doing? And, bhy ij the kilown trying to kick him like a futbaal?

Image

Vikas
BRF Oldie
Posts: 6828
Joined: 03 Dec 2005 02:40
Location: Where DST doesn't bother me
Contact:

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Vikas » 01 Jun 2011 23:32

Next Question: What ij this Pakistan ka Flag wearing bozo trying to locate under his Musharraf ?

Baikul
BRFite
Posts: 1133
Joined: 20 Sep 2010 06:47

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Baikul » 01 Jun 2011 23:39

^^ He ij searching phor the missing illyarse Kashmiri.
Last edited by Baikul on 02 Jun 2011 00:04, edited 1 time in total.

negi
BRF Oldie
Posts: 13105
Joined: 27 Jul 2006 17:51
Location: Ban se dar nahin lagta , chootiyon se lagta hai .

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby negi » 01 Jun 2011 23:44

ya phir tlying to do 'khud-khushi'. :mrgreen:

Mahendra
BRF Oldie
Posts: 4407
Joined: 11 Aug 2007 17:20
Location: Chronicling Bakistan's Tryst with Dysentery

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Mahendra » 02 Jun 2011 00:14

Khud-Khusi as in master-bashun?

jamwal
BR Mainsite Crew
Posts: 5095
Joined: 19 Feb 2008 21:28
Location: Somewhere Else
Contact:

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby jamwal » 02 Jun 2011 01:14

Image

BNS Mehran guards look conphused while phiting with terrorists

Lalmohan
BRF Oldie
Posts: 13262
Joined: 30 Dec 2005 18:28

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Lalmohan » 02 Jun 2011 01:50

eye hope that guard does naat bite!?!

Baikul
BRFite
Posts: 1133
Joined: 20 Sep 2010 06:47

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Baikul » 02 Jun 2011 04:20

^^ Birather if that guard bites, the Maulaner will be turned into Maulanee in phive seconds onlee.

Prem
BRF Oldie
Posts: 21125
Joined: 01 Jul 1999 11:31
Location: Weighing and Waiting 8T Yconomy

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Prem » 02 Jun 2011 05:02

By phor Hoors naat weering Burkha yand showing da meeat? No islam en baradisio oph parasitios !

Gooda iz alzo referrd tuu Musharraf.

Vikas
BRF Oldie
Posts: 6828
Joined: 03 Dec 2005 02:40
Location: Where DST doesn't bother me
Contact:

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Vikas » 02 Jun 2011 09:42

Deyaar edothor, Why these kaffir Kadiyani's are going yahoo over the hadith in other dhaaga..
uske kapdon me se uski pindaliyon ka gooda tak nazar ayega


What do ju thinking hain ji?

Chinmayanand
BRF Oldie
Posts: 2585
Joined: 05 Oct 2008 16:01
Location: Mansarovar
Contact:

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Chinmayanand » 02 Jun 2011 12:30

i pooch bhy ij the baki giving plowjop to the bhains-e-jinnat underwater bhile inviting friendly phyre from apove ?

Chinmayanand
BRF Oldie
Posts: 2585
Joined: 05 Oct 2008 16:01
Location: Mansarovar
Contact:

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Chinmayanand » 02 Jun 2011 12:37

i soch jannat ij such a poring blace... no khusboos, no donkeys , no camels, no nanhas ... jannat management dajnaat seem to understand baki tastes.. this ij unaccebtable.... :evil:
now since mullah haj told apout the jannat for males, bhat apout the jannat for females...do they aljo get 72 tfta jinnats bounding fraam aaal sides...
bhat apout the khusboo version of jannat , bhat do khusboos get in jannat
bhat apout the khusra verjan of jannat...

this mota mullah needj to klarify all thij questions...

Vikas
BRF Oldie
Posts: 6828
Joined: 03 Dec 2005 02:40
Location: Where DST doesn't bother me
Contact:

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Vikas » 02 Jun 2011 13:12

I asko again , Ij the above pichchar eggjample of pindaliyon ka gooda nazar aayega ? Ij this what Nanha-Mujhahid would see in Jannat thru 72 layers of fabric *made in Cheena* ?

Vikas
BRF Oldie
Posts: 6828
Joined: 03 Dec 2005 02:40
Location: Where DST doesn't bother me
Contact:

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Vikas » 02 Jun 2011 13:23

Chinmayanand wrote:i soch jannat ij such a poring blace... no khusboos, no donkeys , no camels, no nanhas ... jannat management dajnaat seem to understand baki tastes.. this ij unaccebtable.... :evil:
now since mullah haj told apout the jannat for males, bhat apout the jannat for females...do they aljo get 72 tfta jinnats bounding fraam aaal sides...
bhat apout the khusboo version of jannat , bhat do khusboos get in jannat
bhat apout the khusra verjan of jannat...

this mota mullah needj to klarify all thij questions...



Jew fitna parast Qadiyani, Do ju naat realize that Jannat ij aanly faar Mujhahid and all other Kayanaat is to serve theKaazi Gaazi Shaheed. Hou kan ju ask such nanha-mujhahid kweschun. Why do females and others need Jannat for ? Batao batao..

Huh! Ju hab basted juar special knaleje and herps. Are ju suar ju are naat kusboo or Aurat bekaje nou I am doubt.
I bill report ju to Cheap aaf LMU phaar speshul kelass insde kave kamplex..

Lalmohan
BRF Oldie
Posts: 13262
Joined: 30 Dec 2005 18:28

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Lalmohan » 02 Jun 2011 13:43

cheen mein anandullah haj already seen the insides oph kave # 420, 461a, 69 (twice) and the Houri Advanced Hydrodynamics Lab, although the latter only as a peeper
lalpraf

Vikas
BRF Oldie
Posts: 6828
Joined: 03 Dec 2005 02:40
Location: Where DST doesn't bother me
Contact:

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Vikas » 02 Jun 2011 14:03

^ or has he ? Hij kweshchuns are on the lines of SSS *Hint dropped like NLI Pants*

Lalmohan
BRF Oldie
Posts: 13262
Joined: 30 Dec 2005 18:28

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Lalmohan » 02 Jun 2011 16:30

maybe he haj an ebhil twin?


Return to “Trash Can Archive”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 33 guests