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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby James B » 07 Jun 2011 16:13

The Martial qualities of Pakistani displayed here :rotfl: :rotfl:



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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby anupmisra » 07 Jun 2011 18:47

Prem wrote:Martian Poaks!!
Kuffar kooffar koophar
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLF46JKkCNg


Wallah! Bhat moojik!! Bhut, bhy are many moogiishians wearing hindu red red dhaga?

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby anupmisra » 07 Jun 2011 18:50



From one Senior Conspiracy Editor to another Junior Conspiracy Hack: "My beard is longer than yours".
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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Baikul » 07 Jun 2011 19:33

Lalmohan wrote:For many dins and many raats i have been parplaxed by something
...........
ju see, latif is a corporal in the hawai-fauj.......


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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Dilbu » 07 Jun 2011 20:45

Phantaashtik story by Lal prafasar bin problem solvi. :rotfl:

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Lalmohan » 08 Jun 2011 00:58

tamanguddin
whilst it is good to see veena back in LMU uniform for hooris, nat suar why the haram photu is in BENIS dhaga?
lalpraf

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Prem » 08 Jun 2011 01:08

Zikar howta hai jub kanadian veeze ka
Poaky musharraf mei dard howti hai
Khan chahe jub tho Gubo karta hai
Easily Poakergintiy benetrate howtti hai!

Zikar hota hai jub vazleen ka
Poor Musharraf jor se rotti hai!!

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Mahendra » 08 Jun 2011 02:42

Image

Bakistanis celebrating the World Halitosis day

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby BajKhedawal » 08 Jun 2011 03:37

anupmisra wrote:
Prem wrote:Martian Poaks!!
Kuffar kooffar koophar
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLF46JKkCNg


Wallah! Bhat moojik!! Bhut, bhy are many moogiishians wearing hindu red red dhaga?


Lawhore via puwait, tauba tauba bhut blast-e-kufr is thiz, hain!

Everybun nos that moojik aur nauch ganna is hey ram...sory sory I mean haaraaam onlee....aoa, aoa, aoa, aoa, aoa, aoa, aoa x 72+28.

The lal dhagas are broof that dave prupeck is a YYY gujarati agent, he was born a yahodi but he brays to catholic brofat yesus (catholic == italy == sonia == bharat ki rani), he lives in gubomaster amrikhan, and brovides insbration to baki ahmediyas to bajao kaffir bhartiya sangeet-e-ozaar, instead of bajaoing lalmullas baansari. I say all this lal-dhagee's are wajib-e-cattle, blow them...I mean IED them.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby vdutta » 08 Jun 2011 11:36




I think i saw her "gooda" through her clothes.
:P

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Raghavendra » 08 Jun 2011 12:43

Mahendra wrote:Image


Some of the slogans as heard by our reporter brandy stationed in Islamabad

Death to America

Osama is our hero

Give us drones, give us aid and give us our khusboos back

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Dilbu » 08 Jun 2011 12:57

^^
Bhy phor are jou ishpeaking wraang pinglish kafir? :evil:

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Raghavendra » 08 Jun 2011 13:21

Dilbu wrote:^^
Bhy phor are jou ishpeaking wraang pinglish kafir? :evil:


i am blackwater agent now, i only speak shudh english :mrgreen:

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Sam » 08 Jun 2011 21:19

Sushupti wrote:Image


Plij can we see the centerfold?

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby rajanb » 08 Jun 2011 21:29

Sam wrote:
Sushupti wrote:Image


Plij can we see the centerfold?


Psst! I am raa agint.

bhy you wont plaibuoy? Hain? Bhat ju bhil du phor me iph eye get ju lyfetyme mambersheep to plaibuoy manshion?

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Chinmayanand » 09 Jun 2011 01:02

vdutta wrote:



I think i saw her "gooda" through her clothes.
:P


AoA!!! Arrah haj peen kind to joo , joo gaat deeb benetration vijan ....
on sekand thaat , "gooda" is to pe seen onlee naat touched unless :
1. "gooda" is of a jannat-e-hoor
2. joo hap attained joor 72 ,
or else , joo gaat to tell the location obh the "goodai" to laalpraf phor further research

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Prem » 09 Jun 2011 02:53

Poakhishtioy ki abb Khass bataoon baat
Laang taim ago, en berry daark raat
Bhen Holy phather Mo-Bin Qasim shatt
Paida hue oos material se sarre Poaker Rat
Pride se bola, dekho logo yeh meri Santan
Kal ko yeh banayege , ik Bure Baakistan
Bangea Bakistan, Basse gai isme Al-fool
Allah Miyan bhi sochega , kyon ho gaye aise bhool.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Skanda » 09 Jun 2011 09:09

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDqu6dxcwEQ&feature=share[/youtube]

Bhat izz thij

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Narad » 09 Jun 2011 11:15

Skanda wrote:

Bhat izz thij


AoA, Karreckshun.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Gagan » 09 Jun 2011 13:57

Biradhers joo all havent noticed the magjine in Ahmed-e-nijad's hand that Hazrat Jahil Hamid (Piss be upon him) waants to see.

The magjine ij called "Broke back". Ij it named aphter phamous mountain in pindi called prokepack mountain hain ji?

The way Hazrat Jahil Hamid is salivating (laar tapkaying) when looking at Ahmed-e-nijad and the Prokepack magjine alternatingly ij looking sus-pee-cious.

Salam.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Narad » 09 Jun 2011 14:15

Image



Phram the above bichhar I socho that Hazrat Jahil Hamid saab, iph given a clean shave in his strategic and tactical areas will look no less peautiful than kuffr amreeki plonde Ayeshas.

AoA to his TFTA khoobsoorti. Doejj any one have hajjrat saab's tasveer when he wajj peachy young mujahid?

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Gagan » 09 Jun 2011 15:10

Biradhers,
Aphter laat oph search I could phind only one bhoto oph Hazrat Jahil Hamid (Piss Be Upon Him) aj a child.

Even at thij tender age, he displayed amajing sense oph anal-yasis.
Image

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby AjayKK » 09 Jun 2011 16:57

^Wah Gaganullah wah.

You are correct, even as a child Hazral Jahil Haamid is fair skinned, with shiny skin all taller, fair and smooth ajjed, and the dark chota chota praani has to be Raa agint.

But i suno, that Hazral Jahil Haamid ka middle name is Hazral Jahil "Jarman" Haamid? Doej that mean that he ij also N(i)aazi paidaish?

Yours in sawaal.
Ajay Kuch Klear nahin.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Lalmohan » 09 Jun 2011 17:50

kan sumwun pleaj to do lungi test on jahil_munna?
we need to be suar he waj not and haj nevar been a raw agint

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Tamang » 09 Jun 2011 20:18

Skanda wrote:Bhat izz thij



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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby archan » 09 Jun 2011 22:01

I kan almost smell the khushpoo-e-paseena in the room.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Prem » 09 Jun 2011 22:06

Tamang wrote:
Skanda wrote:Bhat izz thij



Butt iz thij?

Et izz da dyrekt dyrektion to Poak- Pindi ki Gooda .

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Vikas » 09 Jun 2011 22:22

archan wrote:I kan almost smell the khushpoo-e-paseena in the room.

Ij it Foul or sweet as fragrance. Pleej to share.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby krithivas » 09 Jun 2011 22:31

Jihad Rocks!


Tamang wrote:
Skanda wrote:Bhat izz thij



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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby krisna » 10 Jun 2011 00:11

Image
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ripe for quadrifcation :(( :((

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Prem » 10 Jun 2011 00:45

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Shaashtanga » 10 Jun 2011 01:24



Pliss to njoi - Disco Talib.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Shaashtanga » 10 Jun 2011 01:26



Yand more aaf Baadshah Noori trance.... Badshaah birather seems bell bersed in mind bower control takniki.... we shud hire him azz a kansultant yand depheat the Yahood/Yind/Yamreeki trio....

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby rsharma » 10 Jun 2011 01:27

So much Biratherly lub :cry:
Aljo bhat kind aaf sweeming taknik ij the chief mullah bractijing at around 3:40 in the bhideo ?
Bleej to kilar-ee-phy

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Shaashtanga » 10 Jun 2011 01:31



Deeyar see-near maulaners... pliss to eggjplain the bropogandu this YYY agent is trying to sbread against our dear dear nesun "l*nd of the bur"

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby JwalaMukhi » 10 Jun 2011 07:13

Bhat does the lurned jirga think apout thij arap motorham's idea. Ij it upto istandurds oph LMU level? More kampetishun phor kushpoos!
http://www.mid-day.com/news/2011/jun/08 ... tician.htm
A woman politician from Kuwait has sparked anger and disbelief by calling for legalization of sex slaves, saying it would protect men from adultery, and suggesting that female prisoners from war-torn countries should be purchased for the same, as it would be a "better life" for them, and they would not die of starvation.


Salwa al Mutairi, who once ran for parliament, argued buying a sex slave would protect decent, devout and ''virile'' Kuwaiti men from adultery or being seduced by other women''s beauty because an imported sex partner would be tantamount to marriage, reports the Daily Mail.

"There was no shame in it and it is not haram'' (forbidden) under Islamic Sharia law," Mutairi claimed.

To justify her claim, she cites an 8th century Muslim leader Haroun al-Rashid, who is rumoured to have had 2,000 mistresses.

"For example, in the Chechnyan war, surely there are female Russian captives," she said.

"So go and buy those and sell them here in Kuwait. Better than to have our men engage in forbidden sexual relations."

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Prem » 10 Jun 2011 07:28

Shaashtanga wrote:[youtube]vHVrDlDM....


Kan bue inbite dhiz paadshah tuu lead da dance barty en Dilbullah's barat?

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Postby Shaashtanga » 10 Jun 2011 07:50

Prem-ullah... thij paadshah noorani ij a bioneer in the kraft aaf mind control and ju waant to waste hij skills on mulla dilbulla's parat.... thousand stribes to ju...


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