Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

niran · Post by **niran** » 04 Jun 2011 17:58

^^^
but why phor eej chachajan with kala aujar-e-bichor mouth phull open?hain?

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 05 Jun 2011 01:02

The two chachas are a tag team.

Chacha with tala ij brotecting his mouth, but gaan* ij khula.

Chacha with kamera haj tala on hij gaan*, but mouth ij khullam khula.

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 05 Jun 2011 01:04

niran wrote:.................pliss to be noticing long erect phyairy mijjile pointing downwards.
..............

Now even the mijjiles are downhill skiing, hain ji?

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 05 Jun 2011 01:46

VikasRaina wrote:you missed interejting part. See the attack took place at midnight but TFTA pakis got injured only early in the morning.

It ij kalled Post Tirauma Effect becauj of Delayed Reakshun. The biratherj got beaten by their begums who doubted bhere their shauhers were the previouj night.

Sam · Post by **Sam** » 05 Jun 2011 02:27

Bhot is real Escore bhiraders?

Sam · Post by **Sam** » 05 Jun 2011 02:30

Pliss not me. That bhiradher waiting to be photographed from a drone. Now his turn.

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 05 Jun 2011 07:52

^^No no...it ij just LMU phuckulty playing Kisne Paada Poker.

symontk · Post by **symontk** » 05 Jun 2011 08:11

hey guys stop, if you google search "pindaliyon ka gooda", the BR sites come first

pgbhat · Post by **pgbhat** » 05 Jun 2011 08:34

symontk wrote:hey guys stop, if you google search "pindaliyon ka gooda", the BR sites come first

whoa!! BENIS is phamous!!! AoA!!!

Shankas · Post by **Shankas** » 05 Jun 2011 08:35

symontk wrote:hey guys stop, if you google search "pindaliyon ka gooda", the BR sites come first

pgbhat · Post by **pgbhat** » 05 Jun 2011 08:38

symontk wrote:hey guys stop, if you google search "pindaliyon ka gooda", the BR sites come first

why were you asking googal chacha that qweschun hain??

LMU maulanas, even with bressing engagements, will make time to answer theje sensitive sawaals.

Dmurphy · Post by **Dmurphy** » 05 Jun 2011 08:47

Thij ij a bunderful bideo to show to my mohotarma. bhat gives?

[youtube]aXd06W_tsL4&feature=youtu.be[/youtube]

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 05 Jun 2011 10:55

Kweshchann to sea near maulaners. Doej the baccha kwaliphy for peing mard-e-momin?

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 05 Jun 2011 10:59

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 05 Jun 2011 12:05

^^In 2nd bicchar, now you know where the masala in the biryani comes from.

symontk wrote:hey guys stop, if you google search "pindaliyon ka gooda", the BR sites come first

Actually iph you search for "pindaliyon ka gooda", the above post shows up on Google chacha as the 1st result. Bosts within Bosts, Bicchars within Bicchars, wheels within wheels,....AoA!

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 05 Jun 2011 12:27

Naradullah janab,

een the phirst pichhar he is tenderizing the meatee part. phor the gernails to injoy.

een the second picchar he is adding the marsala to the beeriyani.

Bhy phor bhee shud bhorry, hain? Lalpraf-al-ambanees teechingz aar beeing phollowed onlee.

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 05 Jun 2011 12:45

niran wrote:NSN (Nashunal Parinda Droppings Desk) In a Gravely Bojitive Neuj AQ komander Ill Ass Kashmiri has been dispatched to jahanum.

pliss to be noticing long erect phyairy mijjile pointing downwards.

Salam.

NSN (everywhere always)

Bhy ij he showing caandam buplicly in his right haath ?
I soch that it ij an advetisement by some pindigenous multiburbose caandam combany.

BS: So many RAA-Mossad-CIA agints.

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 05 Jun 2011 12:51

Narad wrote:

http://nangaa.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/funny-pakistani-police11.jpg

Juu Ahmdeiya !!! Bhy juu release this tab secret bichar buplicly ? Hain jee? Are juu a YYY agint ?

Now everyone bill know how Raakit Mards are trained

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 05 Jun 2011 13:00

Sam wrote:Pliss not me. That bhiradher waiting to be photographed from a drone. Now his turn.

Say CHEEEEJE

Ooobs. Saaree. This kufar thing has no camera

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 05 Jun 2011 13:18

niran wrote:NSN (Nashunal Parinda Droppings Desk) In a Gravely Bojitive Neuj AQ komander Ill Ass Kashmiri has been dispatched to jahanum.
eet has been learned aphter deep research dat Ill Ass mian did not bath for Fridin namaj hence was emiting foul oderous ko-ordinates
and was dispatched in a furious phyaire yand odour, eet eej aljo learned dat Ill Ass Janab will not get his 72+28 peecauje he was dispatched
by the mijjile hanging down phrom nashunal parinda coated with phyaire yand Swine oil, below here eej payroof

http://si.wsj.net/public/resources/imag ... 183020.jpg

pliss to be noticing long erect phyairy mijjile pointing downwards.

Salam.

NSN (everywhere always)

What flag is that on the t shirt of the guy in the middle.?

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 05 Jun 2011 13:34

Englund ?

Sriman · Post by **Sriman** » 05 Jun 2011 14:41

jamwal wrote:Englund ?

Wajib-ul-cutlet alert. Bhy phor he wearing the Sant George flag on his tshirt!

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 05 Jun 2011 15:57

he ij deep kavar agint from bradfordabad

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 05 Jun 2011 18:01

England ij future La-whoristan..The fuchure ij heear..

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 05 Jun 2011 18:35

The referee/umpire @ the Fransisi open tennis final is a Pakistani

Why you pooch?

Because every time Federer wins a game he calls him Jew Federer

Edit

He now calls Nadal a Jew as well

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 06 Jun 2011 01:44

Brother and two sisters were attempted given la-whore vija.
its actually sad to see woman half naked in that state of mind.
NSFW for audio.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MzihsByz5g

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 06 Jun 2011 05:18

bakistaniyat in full disblay ... will this woman pe aple to broduce four witnesses ? will these bolicewala ghazis get their mijjiles chobbed off as ber shararat laws ?

Sushupti · Post by **Sushupti** » 07 Jun 2011 00:07

rsingh · Post by **rsingh** » 07 Jun 2011 00:15

vdutta wrote:
niran wrote:NSN (Nashunal Parinda Droppings Desk) In a Gravely Bojitive Neuj AQ komander Ill Ass Kashmiri has been dispatched to jahanum.
eet has been learned aphter deep research dat Ill Ass mian did not bath for Fridin namaj hence was emiting foul oderous ko-ordinates
and was dispatched in a furious phyaire yand odour, eet eej aljo learned dat Ill Ass Janab will not get his 72+28 peecauje he was dispatched
by the mijjile hanging down phrom nashunal parinda coated with phyaire yand Swine oil, below here eej payroof

ttp://si.wsj.net/public/resources/images/WO-AF803_DRONES_G_20110603183020.jpg

pliss to be noticing long erect phyairy mijjile pointing downwards.

Salam.

NSN (everywhere always)

What flag is that on the t shirt of the guy in the middle.?

Pakistan Terrorist Industree.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 07 Jun 2011 00:17

Four Virgin Atlantic employees at Gatwick airport were sacked after a video purportedly showing a member of the Taliban having sex with a donkey was emailed to the airline's entire IT department.The vid, called “What the Taliban do when they are not making improvised explosive devices", according to the Sunday Mirror, was accidently distributed by "turnaround co-ordinator" David Armstrong.Bosses sacked him and three others and warned them they "may have been in breach of the Obscene Publications Act".

Virgin IT dept shocked by donkey-shagging Taliban
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/06/06/gatwick_email/

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 07 Jun 2011 00:20

Sushupti wrote:

Kuch baat hai ki briginitie eternal hai yeh hamari
Laakh baar kar le chahe GUPO kuffar Hamara!!

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 07 Jun 2011 09:43

Martian Poaks!!
Kuffar kooffar koophar
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLF46JKkCNg

Raghavendra · Post by **Raghavendra** » 07 Jun 2011 10:32

Sushupti wrote:http://desmond.yfrog.com/Himg620/scaled ... &ysize=640

Please read my brasstacks books, you will soon start talking like me

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 07 Jun 2011 13:23

Sushupti wrote:http://desmond.yfrog.com/Himg620/scaled ... &ysize=640

Zahil Hamid: "Nutjob mian, I urgently need to go to Pakistan due to pindi explosion, can I borrow a few pages from my pook?"

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 07 Jun 2011 15:21

For many dins and many raats i have been parplaxed by something
(no you kaffirs! not my khushboo!)
the other din, young latif came to visit me, with tales of woe.
ju see, latif is a corporal in the hawai-fauj in charge of the evil american eph-solahs
it seems that latif was being accujed of sabotage
not fair! he said to me, i was showering a lot of labh and apphekshun on to hawai-jahaz
latif waj tranjphared to JF-satthra bandar ishq-wad-roon
bhere afpther a few dins, the same kumplane't retarned
the hawai-jahaj was getting sab-o-tagged
and latif was being blamed, despite showering labh and affliction
what to do? he asking me
i soched for many dins and raats, tossing and turning all raat, with wiphes, khushboos and any ju-niyar ishtoodants who happened to be wandering past
phinally the solushun came to me
latif i asked - how eggjacktly bhere ju labhing the hawaii-jahaz?
just like i labh my khushboo - he replied
egjacktly like?
yejj! he replied
desskribe to me i said
well - he said, sinj the engin nazzle waj too big for me to play with, the only hole suitable phor mijjile insershan waj the phuel tanki
waj cauj oph kerassh due to kandaminated phuel - i asked?
yej!! how are ju knowing?!??! he ekjklaimed
all ij known to the sea near mauler i said

another mystery solved, my wark hiyar ij done
lalprafesar al mysteri-solvi

James B · Post by **James B** » 07 Jun 2011 16:13

The Martial qualities of Pakistani displayed here

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 07 Jun 2011 18:47

Prem wrote:Martian Poaks!!
Kuffar kooffar koophar
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLF46JKkCNg

Wallah! Bhat moojik!! Bhut, bhy are many moogiishians wearing hindu red red dhaga?

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 07 Jun 2011 18:50

Sushupti wrote:http://desmond.yfrog.com/Himg620/scaled ... &ysize=640

From one Senior Conspiracy Editor to another Junior Conspiracy Hack: "My beard is longer than yours".

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 07 Jun 2011 19:33

Lalmohan wrote:For many dins and many raats i have been parplaxed by something
...........
ju see, latif is a corporal in the hawai-fauj.......

Latifa baitha JF-17 pe, apna lun* latkaye
Engine nozzle na sahi, phuel tanki hi chal jaaye.

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 07 Jun 2011 19:35

Sushupti wrote:http://desmond.yfrog.com/Himg620/scaled ... &ysize=640

Bachas rupiya mein chalta hai kya?