Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
bost sbace rejerved phor bojitive links
may jour goats pe save phrom neiporing mullah...
On buplic demand..
Link to purana edition oph LMU journal
may jour goats pe save phrom neiporing mullah...
On buplic demand..
Link to purana edition oph LMU journal
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A Baki abdul and hij Kushpoo having habby times.
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diyar jamesuddin
ij mujahdin and khushbu going to make a deposit or withdrawal at al banki bin goati?
yurs
lalpraf
ij mujahdin and khushbu going to make a deposit or withdrawal at al banki bin goati?
yurs
lalpraf
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archan: please link to previous thread
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Hazreen... LMU ij inviting mat-e-rial phor the phirst bost oph thij eshteemed publikashun. Bliss to contripute.
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Diyar lalprafessar,Lalmohan wrote:diyar jamesuddin
ij mujahdin and khushbu going to make a deposit or withdrawal at al banki bin goati?
yurs
lalpraf
don't ju know that 'al goati pank' ij a kuphr kaanspiracy to snatch the kushpoos from us aam abduls of Bakistan. That kuspoo in the bichar is a bersonal kushpoo phor bersonal busposes of abdul onlee.
doubt klarifyingly,
jamesuddin
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/earthp ... l?image=14
Ayesha flies with Thundaarrr Bundaarrr over pindi downtown.
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I hurd 72 bliss iz with hoorz yand 69 bith khuspooz arr da right reebardz phor Poak enjoying jannat.
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Bositive neuj phrom world oph animal huspandry phrom yawn
What ij Gunnies world record?Bulls and goats walk the ramp
A Faisalabad bull and a Rahim Yar Khan goat won a pageant contest of sacrificial animals at Factory Area on Friday. Up to 600 sacrificial animals from across the country participated in the 9th contest organised by Atta Muhammad Gujjar.
The weight of the winner bull is 1,608 kilogrammes and goat 280 kilogrammes.
Mr Gujjar told Dawn the goat was the heaviest one in the world as a team of Gunnies World Record and doctors of the Agriculture University Faisalabad had confirmed his claim. He said the Gunnies World Record would shortly inform him about the goat ranking. Akmal Magsi, the owner of the winner goat won Rs200,000, Atta Gujjar, the owner of bull Rs100,000. The management gave Rs50,000 to Imtiaz Rabbani as his lamb stood first in its category.
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diyar Anu-jaan-ullah
guiness is haram, we cannot aksept any recards related to alcohol
plis to send prize goats (but not bull) to LMU phor bheriphikashun
diyar jamesullah
ju habb not answered kveshchun, go to back of kelass... on second thuts, don't go there, many nanha mujahids there, ju bhill be distracted... i am pooching iph adbul ij leaving deposit behind in goat after withdrawal or praktising safe banking?
urs
Lalpraf
guiness is haram, we cannot aksept any recards related to alcohol
plis to send prize goats (but not bull) to LMU phor bheriphikashun
diyar jamesullah
ju habb not answered kveshchun, go to back of kelass... on second thuts, don't go there, many nanha mujahids there, ju bhill be distracted... i am pooching iph adbul ij leaving deposit behind in goat after withdrawal or praktising safe banking?
urs
Lalpraf
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Dayr Mullahs,
I yumbly rekuest ju all to blease gibe a bersion in Kueens angrezee, to all the sermons ju oll gibe in thij dhaga. Por the KG jtudentj.
Ducking for cover shouthing helphyre
I yumbly rekuest ju all to blease gibe a bersion in Kueens angrezee, to all the sermons ju oll gibe in thij dhaga. Por the KG jtudentj.
Ducking for cover shouthing helphyre
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Ex-Wazir-e-Azam B-liyar offered $80k to pass wind at toilet roll makers' meet
Brittanistan takes over title of Lotastan phrom bious nashun oph Bakistan! Thij ij 400% sharam day phor all
Brittanistan takes over title of Lotastan phrom bious nashun oph Bakistan! Thij ij 400% sharam day phor all
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AoARaja Bose wrote:Ex-Wazir-e-Azam B-liyar offered $80k to pass wind at toilet roll makers' meet
Brittanistan takes over title of Lotastan phrom bious nashun oph Bakistan! Thij ij 400% sharam day phor all
Maulana, jou are blinded by Kaffir brobagandu, look keylooselly, yand iskratch hard, eet eez 400% haalaal way to convert
belak Dollah to Green dollah.
Salam
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CO-ASS turn "on" Bresident
http://www.thepakistaninewspaper.com/ne ... p?id=18297
ASSLAMBAD, Nov 08: Chief of Army Staff General Ass Faqued Parvert Kiyanahi culled "on" Bresident Ass Saaf Ali Zhandari on at Takhat Posh-e-Sadr on Monday to diskuss stress releezze pozition.
http://www.thepakistaninewspaper.com/ne ... p?id=18297
ASSLAMBAD, Nov 08: Chief of Army Staff General Ass Faqued Parvert Kiyanahi culled "on" Bresident Ass Saaf Ali Zhandari on at Takhat Posh-e-Sadr on Monday to diskuss stress releezze pozition.
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Maulana Mohabat
Jarnalil Ass-Saf Purposely Kiyanahi culls sadr Ass-saf a-leaf Turdari but what about Wazir Kyunsaf? Roz Gilanahi
BTW, are the learned maulanas from this dhaaga allowed to deposit Bakistaniyat on your new dhaaga?
Jarnalil Ass-Saf Purposely Kiyanahi culls sadr Ass-saf a-leaf Turdari but what about Wazir Kyunsaf? Roz Gilanahi
BTW, are the learned maulanas from this dhaaga allowed to deposit Bakistaniyat on your new dhaaga?
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Onlee Baki numbers so we noo bhen tu do Baki AssSaaf Aliii.Mahendra wrote:Maulana Mohabat
BTW, are the learned maulanas from this dhaaga allowed to deposit Bakistaniyat on your new dhaaga?
Izz et Brime Groper Roz Gillah Nahi orr Guulli Naahii .
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Ij this a new mijjile or aasmani raakit ??
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no jamwaluddin
this is an imperial rusi takniki - catherine the great ishtyle - ghoRa mounter frame. ofcurs being paquistan, this is a gadha mounter. impressionalble mullah's prostrate themselves ahead and gadha takes care of behind
lalpraf al historiteachi
this is an imperial rusi takniki - catherine the great ishtyle - ghoRa mounter frame. ofcurs being paquistan, this is a gadha mounter. impressionalble mullah's prostrate themselves ahead and gadha takes care of behind
lalpraf al historiteachi
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^^ That is the new TEL for the new mijjile called Mir Jafari.
Mir = russian for peace.
Jafari is local pronounciation for the word Saffron, which obviously means Hinduism.
Hence Mir Jafari means the peace imposed by Hindus using Russian weapons.
Mir = russian for peace.
Jafari is local pronounciation for the word Saffron, which obviously means Hinduism.
Hence Mir Jafari means the peace imposed by Hindus using Russian weapons.
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^^ AoA
I find that even the Lalmullah aka most beautiful pacqui woman (as per Twitter contest) has the same brainlength as me.
AWMTA
I find that even the Lalmullah aka most beautiful pacqui woman (as per Twitter contest) has the same brainlength as me.
AWMTA
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Bahut shukriyas for jawaabs. Pliss to akcept either bun of these Ayeshas or Apdools as ze case may pee
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diyar ab-his-cheque-uddin
bhat eej thij kantest? bray tell
happy to say brainlength is laang aj mijjile al gadhi
lalpraf (al krass-burqi)
bhat eej thij kantest? bray tell
happy to say brainlength is laang aj mijjile al gadhi
lalpraf (al krass-burqi)
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Besh-e-Khidmat hai, phor all learned See-Near / Joo-Near maulanas....
http://www.binoria.org/efatawa/sects.asp
Bleez Clariphy jor Shakk-O-Shubah here and quote the jems.
http://www.binoria.org/efatawa/sects.asp
Bleez Clariphy jor Shakk-O-Shubah here and quote the jems.
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Poake rei, Abdool rei
Yeh jaan se barr ka pyari hai,
Kya hua, jo Bhains se thori bharee hai
Kya bol Mujahid , Madam Mazari hai
BR ne uska naam rakkha ,
JalebiArrah!!
Yeh jaan se barr ka pyari hai,
Kya hua, jo Bhains se thori bharee hai
Kya bol Mujahid , Madam Mazari hai
BR ne uska naam rakkha ,
JalebiArrah!!
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Jamwal,
Those hoors you are offering are really mujahids - see that the cap on top is shaped like a condom.
I have to add that I am very much a practicing heterosexual - even the goats I use are female.
Those hoors you are offering are really mujahids - see that the cap on top is shaped like a condom.
I have to add that I am very much a practicing heterosexual - even the goats I use are female.
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Many chaands ago, I actually sent bijli-e-khat to this Yindoo-Zionist Arnab Roy that he is borrowing BENIS vocabulary and pointed him to BENIS dhaaga and shabd-e-kosher. Alas, he only said "Thenk joo" and proceeded to grab all vocabulary in the manner of abu chacha grabbing at our peachy bottoms when we were nanha (hee hee ).jamwal wrote:May I Hebb Your Attention Plis
Ebil Yindoos photo-choring our bettur Pingreji phor their kitaabs.
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Abhi-se chek-chee-chee
Aphturr reading juur bost, anypady with half a prain can realije that juu is a Raa/Mosad/See-Aai-Aye agint and a discriminating sexist to poot who wants to staap sbread oph biratherly laub and piss. May all phleas oph all ze goats reside on juur head onlee
Raja Pose
Is this kitaab worth a dekho ?
Aphturr reading juur bost, anypady with half a prain can realije that juu is a Raa/Mosad/See-Aai-Aye agint and a discriminating sexist to poot who wants to staap sbread oph biratherly laub and piss. May all phleas oph all ze goats reside on juur head onlee
Raja Pose
Is this kitaab worth a dekho ?
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Haaz anyone notished da Strategic Ass-et Brotektion ?jamwal wrote:Bahut shukriyas for jawaabs. Pliss to akcept either bun of these Ayeshas or Apdools as ze case may pee
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Musharraf indulges in un-Islamic activity:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJwU8jjbv-c
proper original : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycIJjwJn8Ow .. what a melody.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJwU8jjbv-c
proper original : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycIJjwJn8Ow .. what a melody.
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^^^
Lagi rectum se lagi
O sayya vasline lagi
Nazar Amritraj se lagi
aah aahh ahhhhhhh ahhhhhhhh
Lagi rectum se lagi
O sayya vasline lagi
Nazar Amritraj se lagi
aah aahh ahhhhhhh ahhhhhhhh
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Bismillah! Wasn't thij the same jirga where Musharraf was demonstrating his nautch skills too, hain ji?:Eric Demopheles wrote:Musharraf indulges in un-Islamic activity:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJwU8jjbv-c
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AoA ! Jeeehard !!
AoA ! Jeeehard !!
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Bhatt waaz he shinging
Lagi re aise lagee, laggi re aisee lagii
Taalle me jaise chabhee , laghe re aise..
Amritraj tha barra Sharabhi,niyatt hui osskee Kharabi
Bola re Mush Shahjadi, Tu bunn ja meri.............
Lagi re aise lagee, laggi re aisee lagii
Taalle me jaise chabhee , laghe re aise..
Amritraj tha barra Sharabhi,niyatt hui osskee Kharabi
Bola re Mush Shahjadi, Tu bunn ja meri.............
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As per the Fartwa no. 420 ijjued by lalmullah during khilafat of mullah omar, it ij haraam to differentiate goats on the gender basis... male oR female, khushpoos are not subjected to such klassification...abhischekcc wrote:Jamwal,
Those hoors you are offering are really mujahids - see that the cap on top is shaped like a condom.
I have to add that I am very much a practicing heterosexual - even the goats I use are female.
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^^^ karrekt
any port in a storm
any goat in the barn
qaed-e-duh
any port in a storm
any goat in the barn
qaed-e-duh
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^^Grenade-e-zamzam (aka Zam-zam Gola)?
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Hiyar hiyar
"Hamare leader ke bachche yahan pe katal hote hai" AoA indeed.
"Hamare leader ke bachche yahan pe katal hote hai" AoA indeed.