Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Mukesh.Kumar · Post by **Mukesh.Kumar** » 30 Jul 2011 23:55

Vhere izz mai 72 hoori's? I am be the die to meat 'em? If I don gate thaem soon, I will blow everyone in my soosai jecket.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 31 Jul 2011 09:03

Ij motormama Veenaji wajib ul cattle becauj of thij shame shame poje with bad man Shaktiji? Bhere ij the deeshenshi in thij? She ij no longer pak!!

Alsho, pleaj to ishpot eye-yess-eye agent in the fotoo.

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 31 Jul 2011 09:51

Bhy this strange exbression on her chehra ? hain jee ?
It's not like that kafir SDRE can kidnabbing her.

hmm..or maypee he ij. Dekho at hij haath

BajKhedawal · Post by **BajKhedawal** » 31 Jul 2011 19:52

anupmisra wrote:Alsho, pleaj to ishpot eye-yess-eye agent in the fotoo.

http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/1852/522704.jpg

Aktually Veena izh the eye-ass-aaaii agent, and the exbression on her chaera is one of clear bictory. Cant you dekho that she has cabtured the kaffir's strategic mizzle in her dunno haath. Next she will azzume the TFTA straterjic bosition and blow the kaffir shakti mizzle to kinkdom cum, as jou know all our muj's are exbert's at blowing.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 31 Jul 2011 23:48

and theyar i thunk that kaffir will be on his knees!

AdityaM · Post by **AdityaM** » 01 Aug 2011 01:45

Lalmullah gibing haram haram talk
ij it sophty pron?

partha · Post by **partha** » 01 Aug 2011 10:56

whoa! birathers, we hab started exborting mangoes to Cheena too! exploding mangoes that ij. cheena ij a big market.

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 01 Aug 2011 11:08

AdityaM wrote:Lalmullah gibing haram haram talk
ij it sophty pron?
[jootube]Ocn1eTDxXkQ[/jootube]

I hab pooch. How long will hoor take to remove 70 layers of clothing before pindaliyon ka gooda can be accessed phreely, hain ji?

partha · Post by **partha** » 01 Aug 2011 11:23

by the by, yindoos should stop rejoicing that our exborts have reached cheena. nothing new in thij. we hab been exborting it all around the world. before yindoos start rejoicing they should know that thij will not change anything in cashmere.

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 01 Aug 2011 12:05

Raja Bose wrote: I hab pooch. How long will hoor take to remove 70 layers of clothing before pindaliyon ka gooda can be accessed phreely, hain ji?

Asslam wali Kum!! Wheneber I hear that phrajje I socho of veena on one side and heena on my other.

All-hum-tum-lilla, that is a bery TEL stimulating phrajje.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 01 Aug 2011 12:08

ju mean ju are maulana in veena-heena sandwich?!?
gibhs hole new matlab to VHS, hain-ji?

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 01 Aug 2011 12:14

Joo are 400% karrect Bra-fessar.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 01 Aug 2011 12:21

eye sea that ju are membar oph al-shabab militia, gibhen jour interest in bra's, hain ji?

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 01 Aug 2011 12:26

Lalbraf under your able guy-dance, Some day I hope to pecome another Maulana Mauboobie.

Inshallah!!

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 01 Aug 2011 12:33

eet eej bhery eajjy
1. set up roadblaak
2. stop all modes of transport
3. check for burkhas
4. if burkha, then say "eye yam phram al-shabab, and gawd wants ju to peroove jour piousnass, so shake it, shake it, shake it like a soosai bum..."
5. if this waj a soosai bummer, then ju will be in jannat with 72
6. iph thij ij VHS maal, then ju will enjay many kamplex asscillations
7. ... ju may now remove motorham into side-tent for karraktive treatmeant (ask dilbullah for notes)
8. iph motorham eej naat VHS, but more shrilleen...
9. ...call soosai bummer

afkurse, best takniki is to do steps 1-4 and then iph VHS maal, call 1-800-Lalpraf, eye shall take theej weighty matters oph jur haath (and into mine)

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 01 Aug 2011 13:23

And albhays remeber to keep vajeline at hand. Just in kase if the hoori in burqa turns out to be a LMU prafaser in disguise.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 01 Aug 2011 17:11

mujahids should always have vasel-ed-din at haath, ju nebher know iph ju will meet sea-near mauler, fauji jarnail or amirkhan gubomeister under the next burkha

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 01 Aug 2011 19:30

Petrol price hike ‘moon’ sighted

As the headline yells , the moon has turned qafir. With its sighting , the faithfuls in bakiland have peen cursed with gasoline rate hike.

Eye suggest that bakistan launch all itj nukes at the moon bhor this plasphemous brice rise.

niran · Post by **niran** » 02 Aug 2011 07:15

Lalmohan wrote:eet eej bhery eajjy
1. set up roadblaak
2. stop all modes of transport
3. check for burkhas
4. if burkha, then say "eye yam phram al-shabab, and gawd wants ju to peroove jour piousnass, so shake it, shake it, shake it like a soosai bum..."
5. if this waj a soosai bummer, then ju will be in jannat with 72
6. iph thij ij VHS maal, then ju will enjay many kamplex asscillations
7. ... ju may now remove motorham into side-tent for karraktive treatmeant (ask dilbullah for notes)
8. iph motorham eej naat VHS, but more shrilleen...
9. ...call soosai bummer

afkurse, best takniki is to do steps 1-4 and then iph VHS maal, call 1-800-Lalpraf, eye shall take theej weighty matters oph jur haath (and into mine)

wah! wah! soohaanalla!
these 9 isteps to maulanaalboobie eez 400% safe to practise eye kan asure, eet has been tried yand tested 400 taimes.
AoA to maulanalboobie.

partha · Post by **partha** » 02 Aug 2011 11:03

http://www.dawn.com/2011/08/01/the-ideo ... ntrol.html

bliss to look at thij kamment:

Start a grass root movement to live honestly

2 points here:

1. LOL
2. what grass root movement ij thij? the bhutto one or the mohammed asif one?

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 02 Aug 2011 14:39

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 02 Aug 2011 14:48

Sbat the raa agint

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 02 Aug 2011 15:06

sanjeevpunj · Post by **sanjeevpunj** » 02 Aug 2011 15:35

It could have mauled them, no? It looks emaciated though.

ArmenT · Post by **ArmenT** » 02 Aug 2011 18:39

Narad wrote:Sbat the raa agint

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Nfj6fDl0xes/T ... ate_91.jpg

There ain't one. SDREs don't shamelessly hold out begging bowls! Though I wonder what is with the guy with the red headgear on the extreme right. He's holding the smallest bowl in the crowd (looks like a container lid), quite unlike the rest of the TFTA jernails in the picture.

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 02 Aug 2011 19:17

PM greets nation on start of Ramazan; urges for tolerance, human respect

eye tell joo that this gilanahi ij a y^3 agint , he ij asking bhor tolerance and rejpect bhor human...
bhat ij human, hain ji ? there are muslims and then there are qafirs ,how can an incestuous baki hap respect bhor qafirs...

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 02 Aug 2011 20:50

Bhy ij shaandaar Baki jahaz BeNiS Baboon trying to crash into kafir Indian jahaz? Ij it BeNiS envy?

And bhy phor Baki momeens shouting "Salman Taseer" - can they be considered wajib-ul-cutlet now, hain ji???

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 03 Aug 2011 10:17

ArmenT wrote:
Narad wrote:Sbat the raa agint

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Nfj6fDl0xes/T ... ate_91.jpg
There ain't one. SDREs don't shamelessly hold out begging bowls! Though I wonder what is with the guy with the red headgear on the extreme right. He's holding the smallest bowl in the crowd (looks like a container lid), quite unlike the rest of the TFTA jernails in the picture.

And what apout the raa agint distributing rice to TFT pakis? Ijjnt It an evil baniya kanspiracee to make us all timid rice eating Yindoos??

We can eat pious arabi pig shit but we wont eat rice like the kuffar Yindians do. Jeeeeeehhhaaaarrrdddddd......

Bakistan Pain-da-butt

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 03 Aug 2011 11:31

i turn my back for one momeen and all i see are baboon benises... bhat eej going on?!

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 03 Aug 2011 13:56

Inflation rises to 13.77pc in bakistan

one of the main reasons behind the soaring inflation was rise in prices of basic essential items, ahead of the holy month of Ramazan

so after the moon sighting , now its ramazan that's after the bious bakis...
moon prings inflation , ramazan prings inflation , where ij the mahdi ? bhat will he pring - suber-duber inflation?

Sriman · Post by **Sriman** » 03 Aug 2011 15:53

Lalmohan wrote:i turn my back for one momeen and all i see are baboon benises... bhat eej going on?!

Joo have entered the baboon enclosure in Bannu chidiyaghar by mistook?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 03 Aug 2011 15:59

are ju theenking oph gorrilla warfare scene in kaffir mobhie trading places?

rags · Post by **rags** » 03 Aug 2011 21:39

Beepuls,
Bojitive NewJ

Todin, ezteemed Kave Komplech Prafessors prophezi haz come true.. Mubarak!

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2011-08-0 ... finds.html

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 03 Aug 2011 21:42

^^^ 2 to 3 %? we know that in pakistan it eej 400% onlee!!

anishns · Post by **anishns** » 03 Aug 2011 23:25

^^^

AoA....Now Jeehard be upon you.....ju kaafirs!
72 houris are mine...

IB4TL

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 04 Aug 2011 01:44

Wallah, savanty too in savanty too.... In Pefore Onlee.

In this savanty too bage I habe a sawaal.

Every taime I suno the quami tarana my mijjile ij phyrring full-full.

Mauleners am I more bious than ju?

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 04 Aug 2011 02:24

Ya Arrah ! Give porkistan it's due. Give it the most deserved 72 raisins.infect the faithfools in cheena with the jehadi virus. Eye pooch how can a godless cheena trample the mighty faithfools?jeehard to uighurs and peehard to cheena !
AoA ! Benis haj achieved it's 72 virgins again.

IB4TL !

gakakkad · Post by **gakakkad** » 04 Aug 2011 08:42

TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE HOORS
how i wonder waat sax joo are
upper above the jannat so high
like a diaphragm in hyenas pindliyon ka gooda

Fraom LMU nanha mujahid division

IP4TL

Murugan · Post by **Murugan** » 04 Aug 2011 09:12

my fast ipee4tl

vish_mulay · Post by **vish_mulay** » 04 Aug 2011 09:24

IP4TL