Terroristan - April 15, 2021

sanjaykumar · Post by **sanjaykumar** » 23 Mar 2022 01:20

Which must have in turn caused many Pakistanis in the area to ‘shaart’.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 23 Mar 2022 01:48

Popcorn time.

Dimran in a fiery speech, has warned PTI turn coats

“no one will marry your children”

Which means that Dimran will not even consider the children of PTI workers for his next marriage. Hopefully all of them are shivering in their shalwars.

Dimran further issued a threat

"your kids will be teased in school!!"

Note that SDREs in this forum might think "so what? all kids get called names in school at one time or another". You are forgetting that this form of calling names for teasing is a SDRE approach. In TFTA pakistani madrassas, teasing typically involves a AK tied to a grenade with a soosai vest. So it is a pretty serious threat.

Dimran has also reached out to Lootinent Jernail Faiz Hameed. Who "fixed" his previous election. And has dangled a carrot, that if the Lootinent jernail gets Dimran to be the PM, he will promote the Jernail as COAS in november after Bajwa retires for the third time. (Pakistani Jernails are tall, fair with tight Musharraf and retire 4 times, Indian jernails are shorter, darker and retire once)

I think Faiz Hameed shouldnt wait till november. He should take his pisthool and show Bajwa who is the boss. If he needs training and guidance for this, he can ask his begum. Rumor has it that the begum found Faiz with another ayesha, took out her Pisthool and shot him in his mushrraf.

I am not making this up

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 23 Mar 2022 01:53

On a serious note, I think dimran is being forced out because he wants Faiz Hameed as the next COAS. A bunch of lootinent jernails probably want to be the COAS, Bajwa probably wants an extension.

Remember that Bajwa smartly got rid of Faiz Hameed from ISI chief position and shunted him off to Peshawar, to run the taliban. (And not run elections in Pakistan)

It is funny for us about how politicians in Pakistan are being played for puppets by the Jernails and Kernails. What is interesting here is that Jernails and Kernails are also using politicians to advance in their career.

This seems to be Bajwa + His Loyal Jernails vs Faiz Hameed vs his loyal jernails.

I hope this time around we get to see a bunch of TFTAs jumping Bajwa's house fence.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 23 Mar 2022 02:44

Anujan wrote:Remember that Bajwa smartly got rid of Faiz Hameed from ISI chief position and shunted him off to Peshawar, to run the taliban.

Didn't BRF predict this? Wasn't Fait Ham'ed shot in his ass by his wife for cheating on her? Wasn't he in Kabool to sip tea with the tellibunnies with the message that all-iz-bell?

How was the tea? Asstastic!

ISI chief was caught with girlfriend ‘Butcher of Panjshir’, wife had fired

ISI Chief Faiz Hameed Shot By Wife: Pakistan’s intelligence agency ISI Chief General Faiz Hameed, surrounded by allegations of massacre in Panjshir, has a long history of controversies. General Faiz was captured by his wife along with a woman. Thereafter, he allegedly opened fire.

We at BRF are in for a treat. Ham'ed will never live this run-in down. I can see his gravestone with the etching - Here lies Fait Ham'ed on his ass where he was once shot, by his own.

https://morningexpress.in/isi-chief-was ... had-fired/

chetak · Post by **chetak** » 23 Mar 2022 02:52

the jehadis are infamous the world over

Bart S · Post by **Bart S** » 23 Mar 2022 03:02

We used to have a 'Pakis throwing in the towel' thread on BRF a long time ago, I don't think that we do now, so posting here.

Anyways, watch the below video from around the 9:00 mark, and especially the portion between 18:00-18:30

This is the mother of all towels, straight from the alleged quaidani horse's mouth (or thrown by the head donkey).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LT9VvPPS1wM

Atmavik · Post by **Atmavik** » 23 Mar 2022 04:55

Anujan wrote:Popcorn time.

Dimran in a fiery speech, has warned PTI turn coats

“no one will marry your children”
Which means that Dimran will not even consider the children of PTI workers for his next marriage. Hopefully all of them are shivering in their shalwars.

Dimran further issued a threat

"your kids will be teased in school!!"
Note that SDREs in this forum might think "so what? all kids get called names in school at one time or another". You are forgetting that this form of calling names for teasing is a SDRE approach. In TFTA pakistani madrassas, teasing typically involves a AK tied to a grenade with a soosai vest. So it is a pretty serious threat.

Dimran has also reached out to Lootinent Jernail Faiz Hameed. Who "fixed" his previous election. And has dangled a carrot, that if the Lootinent jernail gets Dimran to be the PM, he will promote the Jernail as COAS in november after Bajwa retires for the third time. (Pakistani Jernails are tall, fair with tight Musharraf and retire 4 times, Indian jernails are shorter, darker and retire once)

I think Faiz Hameed shouldnt wait till november. He should take his pisthool and show Bajwa who is the boss. If he needs training and guidance for this, he can ask his begum. Rumor has it that the begum found Faiz with another ayesha, took out her Pisthool and shot him in his mushrraf.

I am not making this up

Faiz’s begins shooting was reported by a Huron who got fired and then Jamie mir mentioned it at a press club and got fired from his job. Rumor has it that Faiz got treatment in Londonabad while meeting the pegion … So it is a Raa sadist

Ambar · Post by **Ambar** » 23 Mar 2022 05:32

The origin of this new drama has threads going back to the curious case of Bajwa's extension in 2019. Bajwa's term was to expire in 2019, there were rumors that a powerful faction within the ISI including Faiz Hameed wanted Bajwa out. So this rival faction propped up a retiring supreme court judge to put a stay order on Bajwa's emergency extension. If my memory serves me right many including hajam sethi had hinted that this may result in a coup, a constitutional crisis or atleast a change in PM but none of this came true probably because the world was soon struck by covid, China attacked India, the islamo-marxist opened a new front in Delhi in form of farmers protests and Bajwa continued on for another 2 yrs. This time though the matters do seem serious, i dont think his rivals will sit back and wait for another 2 or 3 yrs, so all may not be lost for Imran, the Kaptaan may have made a pact already with the match referee.

kancha · Post by **kancha** » 23 Mar 2022 09:11

Anujan wrote:Popcorn time.

I think Faiz Hameed shouldnt wait till november. He should take his pisthool and show Bajwa who is the boss. If he needs training and guidance for this, he can ask his begum. Rumor has it that the begum found Faiz with another ayesha, took out her Pisthool and shot him in his mushrraf.

I am not making this up

A one year old tweet with a small graphical representation with it!
Tweet

ये इश्क़ नहीं आसान, फैज़,
गोलियाँ तक चल जाती हैं

कभी दूसरों के सीनों पर,
तो कभी खुद के गुप्त अंगों पर

(PS: This tweet may or may not be related to the recent 'expose' about a Brown Panted General called Faiz and his 'रंगीन किस्से'!)

rsingh · Post by **rsingh** » 23 Mar 2022 12:25

Ah Faiz. very accurate description.

partha · Post by **partha** » 23 Mar 2022 12:48

Looks like umpire has not yet made his decision

https://www.dawn.com/news/1681352/pm-im ... on-shehbaz

PM Imran purposely delayed COAS extension: Shehbaz

https://tribune.com.pk/story/2349241/co ... im-shehbaz

COAS says Sharif ‘never said no’ to him: Shehbaz (I really don't want to know the details)

Imran Khan may survive after all! It's also quite possible umpire himself gets down to bat while the players are busy arguing over the rule book and the rest of the world is busy watching Russia Ukraine match.

Aditya_V · Post by **Aditya_V** » 23 Mar 2022 13:47

Good, I want Imran Khan to make sure INR:PKR ratio goes from 2:35 to 3.5 , he has done a good job from 1.68 to 2.38. Although this 42% depriciation is slower than what we would like.

Coming back to Demo in Nov 16, if Pakis could print Indian currency with Indian Plates, how would they use it? pay for imports from Gulf and push that money through Indian Expatriates in the Gulf, some through Sri Lanka, Nepal and Bangladesh. Funny how PKR, Nepal Rupee and Slr have all performed badly after Demo.

Looks from year 2009 the plates were given to Pakis as Hafta payment to stop Terror attacks and save UPA Lungi, Pakis being too clever tried to depose Modi by overprinting INR, that's why suddenly INR began to tank. That is why Modi had to do something drastic to stop this nonsense and why Wire etc are still burning from this.

UPA response to Terror VS NDA response on Balakote, its plain as night and day.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 23 Mar 2022 22:09

https://tribune.com.pk/story/2349278/pm ... trust-move

PM Imran says will show cards a day ahead of no-trust move

“I am predicting that we will win the match of the no-confidence motion,” he said

In a comment about the opposition’s move against him, the premier said the opposition jumped the gun by showing its card.

The premier said JUI-F chief Maulana Fazlur Rehman was the ‘12th player’ and the time to send him packing had come.

Speaking to the media, Interior Minister Sheikh Rashid said the prime minister has “a lot of cards” to defeat the no-confidence motion.

Are they playing rummy or kirkit? Very confused. Somehow they seem to be playing with a bat, a ball, a deck of cards and 12 players.

Meanwhile

Speaking to the media after meeting the premier on Wednesday, Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf (PTI) MNA Aamir Liaquat Hussain said that his friendship with PM Imran had never ended

the renowned TV host said that the prime minister also congratulated him on his third marriage with 18-year-old Syeda Dania Aamir. He said that the prime minister asked his wife whether Liaquat takes care of her to which she replied: "He's very caring and takes care of you as well."

Fellow is 50 years old, became famous by broadcasting pious programs. Now on his third marriage to a 18 year old!

g.sarkar · Post by **g.sarkar** » 24 Mar 2022 02:10

https://www.rediff.com/news/report/imra ... 220323.htm
Imran says won't resign, to play till last ball as 3 allies may ditch him
Sajjad Hussain, March 23, 2022
Pakistan Prime Minister Imran Khan on Wednesday said he will not resign at any cost and claimed to have a 'surprise' up his sleeve for the Opposition, even as at least three allies of the ruling coalition have indicated to vote against his government during a no-trust motion which would come up for discussion in Parliament later this month.
.....
Gautam
Someone should explain to him that the match is postponed due to unexpected rain.

Rudradev · Post by **Rudradev** » 24 Mar 2022 02:18

If all goes well Imran's last ball will end up where Najibullah's did

Rupesh · Post by **Rupesh** » 24 Mar 2022 03:13

Rudradev wrote:If all goes well Imran's last ball will end up where Najibullah's did

He is a agent for the west. They will not let him go down that route. Possibility is Bajwa will not get further extension.

Vips · Post by **Vips** » 24 Mar 2022 03:17

Either the lamp post or the PTV under 11 brigade. Nothing less will do.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 24 Mar 2022 05:01

Dimran wanted to notify the name of the new COAS 6 months before Bajwa was out. Bajwa is out on 11th Nov, so he was planning to announce it on 11th May

Both as a way to clip Bajwa's wings (nobody announces a successor this early, it dilutes authority) and also to have a you scratch my back, I scratch your back arrangement.

Bajwa moved early, trying to get rid of Dimran in April itself. Interestingly, the TFTAs themselves are not united. Rumor has it that an Ex-ISI chief was the one who spread "Bajwa is Ahmedi" rumors.

I hope Dimran's "suprise" card is one of

1. Getting supreme court Milords to disqualify everyone who votes against him
2. Removing or clipping Bajwa's wings
3. Imposing some kind of emergency or president's rule

If Dimran is a real Pathan mard, he will dismiss Bajwa and send him packing. Go Go Kaptaan!!!

Ambar · Post by **Ambar** » 24 Mar 2022 06:34

The Chinese hold the aces this time, they are now the defacto rulers of al-clownistan and may have enough leverage to veto the establishment (and there are factions in the establishment that much is clear). If the chinese want kaptaan to continue then he will get his way and probably appoint his man Faiz as Bajwa's replacement, if the chinese want him gone then i think we'll see changes in both the Islamabad and Pindi. Interesting times ahead..time for Bajwa to prove he is not a ahmedi but a 400% pure shantidoot with lineage going back to pbuhas time.

Vadivel · Post by **Vadivel** » 25 Mar 2022 14:31

In the last two years since Pakistan Prime Minister Imran Khan suggested his countrymen watch Turkish drama Ertugrul, the show has reached cult status that the boundaries between reel and real have diminished for the fans.

However, Pakistani men who have loved the show’s character as their own people have been offended by Turkish actor Esra Bilgic, who plays the role of Halime Sultan, also fondly known as ‘Halima Baji’.

What is the controversy

Bilgiç became a fan-favourite and a household name for her portrayal of Halime Sultan in the show. She is also the ambassador of Peshawar Zalmi, a cricket team in the T20 Pakistan Super League {PSL}.

However, Pakistani men showed there is a limit to their fandom when “Halima Baji” shared her latest collaboration with globally famous lingerie company Victoria’s Secret.

After Bilgiç shared a sponsored post from Victoria’s Secret on her Instagram handle, she was subjected to a severe backlash, mostly from Pakistani men, for wearing and endorsing a “revealing” outfit.

“if you need money ask Pakistan”

https://www.firstpost.com/world/why-pak ... 86081.html

chetak · Post by **chetak** » 25 Mar 2022 17:57

niazi is wriggling like a worm on a hook

Pakistan National Assembly adjourned till 28th March.

Vote of confidence on that day.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 25 Mar 2022 18:02

chetak wrote:niazi is wriggling like a worm on a hook

Pakistan National Assembly adjourned till 28th March.

Vote of confidence on that day.

Apparently, Peerni had advised dimmy to try and push the vote to April because stars favor him in April. This worm may still survive if that happens and all the djinns start pulling for him.

Ambar · Post by **Ambar** » 25 Mar 2022 18:24

Vadivel wrote:In the last two years since Pakistan Prime Minister Imran Khan suggested his countrymen watch Turkish drama Ertugrul, the show has reached cult status that the boundaries between reel and real have diminished for the fans.

However, Pakistani men who have loved the show’s character as their own people have been offended by Turkish actor Esra Bilgic, who plays the role of Halime Sultan, also fondly known as ‘Halima Baji’.
What is the controversy

Bilgiç became a fan-favourite and a household name for her portrayal of Halime Sultan in the show. She is also the ambassador of Peshawar Zalmi, a cricket team in the T20 Pakistan Super League {PSL}.

However, Pakistani men showed there is a limit to their fandom when “Halima Baji” shared her latest collaboration with globally famous lingerie company Victoria’s Secret.

After Bilgiç shared a sponsored post from Victoria’s Secret on her Instagram handle, she was subjected to a severe backlash, mostly from Pakistani men, for wearing and endorsing a “revealing” outfit.

“if you need money ask Pakistan”

I had posted on this in the al Bakistan Bojitiv newj dhaaga a couple of days ago

Btw, this isnt the first time bakis loaded on Ertugrul fantasy have failed to separate a fictional tv show from reality. A couple of years back when the Turkish actor Engin Altan (who played Ertrugrul in the namesake show) posted pictures of him with his dogs, pakis went apesh1t questioning the actor's islamic credentials and how could Ertrugrul allow dogs into his life ?

No wonder the average turks consider pakis as prized buffoons and routinely take them to the launders on social media!

Manish_P · Post by **Manish_P** » 25 Mar 2022 18:24

Im-the-Dim will now demand India hand over Jaisalmer...

Times Now - Bushra Bibi descendant of
Raja Jaisal - founder of Jaisalmer

Come to think of it, if the confidence vote doesn't go his way his might apply for citizenship claiming to be distant Daamad of India...

chetak · Post by **chetak** » 25 Mar 2022 18:30

Manish_P wrote:Im-the-Dim will now demand India hand over Jaisalmer...

Times Now - Bushra Bibi descendant of
Raja Jaisal - founder of Jaisalmer

Come to think of it, if the confidence vote doesn't go his way his might apply for citizenship claiming to be distant Daamad of India...

OCI card

Bart S · Post by **Bart S** » 25 Mar 2022 20:14

However, Pakistani men showed there is a limit to their fandom when “Halima Baji” shared her latest collaboration with globally famous lingerie company Victoria’s Secret.

After Bilgiç shared a sponsored post from Victoria’s Secret on her Instagram handle, she was subjected to a severe backlash, mostly from Pakistani men, for wearing and endorsing a “revealing” outfit.

Due to Halima Baji's lack of sharm and haya

the original green Pakis were humiliatingly beaten at home in the test series by the White Pakis. This happened in spite of Pinki Peerni's Djinnahs, Rameez Raja's pitch doctoring, and Pakis saying 'Inshallah' about every 20 seconds.

vera_k · Post by **vera_k** » 25 Mar 2022 20:27

That UK anthropologist deported from India should study the rise in homosexuality in Pakistani men. Just a casual observation based on the fact that straight men would not be offended at the sight of a partially clad or nude woman.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 25 Mar 2022 22:44

chetak wrote:niazi is wriggling like a worm on a hook

Pakistan National Assembly adjourned till 28th March.

Vote of confidence on that day.

Is this the new version of 'Lamp Post' for Dimran?

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 26 Mar 2022 01:55

AoA! Birather mulk eyeran fired a mijjile on its more pious neighbor. Four halleled. Bakis tracked the mijjile until it hit the ground. See twitter note on this two-fer-one event. Chini tracker zindabhag!

https://twitter.com/IntelAbdullah/statu ... 69suspAAAA

Manish_P · Post by **Manish_P** » 26 Mar 2022 09:10

What is happening to Paki suarviginity? being penetrated from both sides..

Reports coming in of the TTP halaling 4 uniformed jihadis now.

rsingh · Post by **rsingh** » 26 Mar 2022 10:09

Ya Allah
Missile from East
Missile from west
North mein TTP
So South is best
WHO SAY GEOGRAPHICS CAN NOT BE CHANGED?

Let Bkistan shift to Arabian Sea.

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 26 Mar 2022 11:13

Four soldiers martyred as infiltration attempt foiled

RAWALPINDI: Four soldiers embraced martyrdom, while foiling an attempt by terrorists to infiltrate into the North Waziristan district of Pakistan from Afghanistan, the Inter-Services Public Relations (ISPR) said in a statement on Thursday.

According to the ISPR, the media wing of the military, the terrorist infiltration attempt was foiled in Hassan Khel in the North Waziristan district. “Due to alertness and timely response of the troops, the infiltration attempt was foiled,” the ISPR said.

“Terrorists retaliated with fire which was reciprocated in a befitting manner. The terrorists having failed, fled away and as per intelligence reports, suffered heavy casualties. However, during intense exchange of fire, four soldiers, having fought gallantly, embraced Shahadat,” the ISPR added.

According to the media wing of the military, the Shaheed soldiers were 34-year-old Lance Havaldar Wajahat Alam, from Ghizer, Gilgit-Baltistan; 25-year-old Sepoy Sajjid lnayat from Sheikhupura; 32-year-old Sepoy Maqbool Hayat from Ghizer, Gilgit-Baltistan; and, 22-year-old Sepoy Sajjid Ali from Skardu.

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 26 Mar 2022 11:19

Arms cache found in hospital’s water tank

KARACHI: Police on Friday claimed to have recovered an arms cache from the underground water tank of a private hospital in Shah Faisal Colony on Friday.

Acting on a tip-off, the police carried out a raid and recovered two Kalashnikovs, one pistol and bullets from the water tank, which was not in use.

Area SHO Manzoor Arain said the “weapons were old and rusted”. He said that the seized arms were being sent to a lab for forensic analysis.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 26 Mar 2022 21:57

rsingh wrote: Missile from East
Missile from west

Good news,..Bakis tracked both mijjiles fall into their sovirgin land.

rsingh · Post by **rsingh** » 26 Mar 2022 22:27

anupmisra wrote:
rsingh wrote: Missile from East
Missile from west
Good news,..Bakis tracked both mijjiles fall into their sovirgin land.

Track? nop
It was like this
Janab asmani bla a rahi hei. Woh gai,woh gai,woh gai ....... kaboom.
First information was correct. They told it was an unidentified object.

On the sideline Sirsa Based guys are very proactive. Right from Sundarji days. Once they surprised early Jan full fledged outing Jan morning. Home sec was woken up from sleep. They took a straight line through fields Never moved on roads. some of the tight corners were demolished by tank movements. After bubu log stoped the things. Sirsa guys explained that they were practicing movement in early morning fog. now this Brahamos dhamaka.

vijayk · Post by **vijayk** » 27 Mar 2022 04:34

Pakis are saying they saw few Paki Air Force flights have been fried in the air over Neelum & Jhelum valley in AJK... any confirmation?

Atmavik · Post by **Atmavik** » 27 Mar 2022 06:01

rsingh wrote:
anupmisra wrote:
Good news,..Bakis tracked both mijjiles fall into their sovirgin land.
Track? nop
It was like this
Janab asmani bla a rahi hei. Woh gai,woh gai,woh gai ....... kaboom..

It’s like Ali-ki-talwar. only a true momin can see it

Ambar · Post by **Ambar** » 27 Mar 2022 06:58

vijayk wrote:Pakis are saying they saw few Paki Air Force flights have been fried in the air over Neelum & Jhelum valley in AJK... any confirmation?

They now say it was a "meteor" (guess meteor is the new sewage blast/gas cylinder blast) ! Whatever it is the faithful followers of mulla diesel and y(ch)outhias of PTI are gathering in large numbers for competing jalsas. I guess its time to run to the store and stock up on more beer and popcorn, things will surely turn interesting in days to come. The score so far has been Im the dim 1 and Bajwa 0.

vijayk · Post by **vijayk** » 27 Mar 2022 07:49

WLVN Analysis
@TheLegateIN
Power has been cut off in Neelam Valley after a loud noise was heard along the Line of Control: PoK media

Malayappan · Post by **Malayappan** » 27 Mar 2022 08:32

From an article in the Dawn. After outlining pakistan's economic woes (of which BR regulars will be familiar with), and exploring the current political mess, author concludes -

If I was part of the management science team which ran Pakistan’s circus, I would encourage my colleagues to wake up and smell the urgency in the air: the poverty which encircles the circus’s manicured boundaries. It is not long before the only solution to all evils will once again present itself as a gross permutation of religion and violence. Unlike last time, when we went after the Russians with it whilst taking American money (which ended up in Swiss banks), this time it threatens to burn without direction or order, and without a care for how much of the forest will remain when the flames are finally doused.

Good summary for those who are not fully familiar!
Link: Confidence tricks