I was praying to Allah (PBUH) fervently distraught by the recent activities of the followers of peaceful religion.
Suddenly the VOA (Voice of Allah PUBH) in a benevolent tone asked me child what is that you wish?
Oh Mighty Allah (PBUH) is there a way to protect us from the terrorists?
VOA said just go across the yellow sea and punish them.
But O merciful but we can’t cross the yellow sea because it would be Beimandari?
VOA was very angry, HE said, Bewakoof, yellow sea was for them not to cross, not for you! Besides the land beyond yellow sea belongs to you at least on Khagaz!
And don’t you dare disturb me with out doing your work, I am your master not servant to do your work said VOA in stern tone.
So the faith fool I am back to square one!
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Mean while Our PM MMS was consulting our NSA MK N
PM, so tell me Narayanan what options we have and as you know I very price sensitive, we need to focus on economy in war or peace!
NSA, Well sir the terror camps are all beyond the yellow sea, We have to cross it get our peace leaflets to hit the targets. Crossing yellow sea means crossing the red lines imposed by TSP, and you know you don’t want to antagonize a powerful neighbor! Honestly even if you ask us to cross the yellow sea, we don’t have a FO C-in-C for Northern command. We need to order ships from Russia which are capable of crossing yellow sea!
MMS, but how did the terrorist cross the same yellow sea?
Good question sir, I think they came thru samjhota, it takes understanding! But in any case the terrorist came to India via Arabian sea and the Gateway of India!
Don’t worry sir I asked the NSG to close the Gate way to India so no problems there!
MMS, but why cant we use the same Arabian sea to get to the terrorist camps and talk to them some sense? Ok, Ok , I get it we don’t own Arabian sea, we only own the Indian Ocean.
NSA, Right sir, but we can ask TSP to allow us to use Arabian sea, but it will be expensive because the drive on high seas requires lot of GAS!
Oh here come the Chai Biscoot Samosas …
MMS the meeting is adjourned Sine a die people of India zindabad.