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Re: Military Humor and related

Postby Rakesh » 30 Jan 2021 05:48

:lol:

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Re: Military Humor and related

Postby ArjunPandit » 30 Jan 2021 06:55

There's more than humour to this pic

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Re: Military Humor and related

Postby Rakesh » 31 Jan 2021 21:13

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Re: Military Humor and related

Postby Manish_P » 31 Jan 2021 21:40

Rakesh wrote::lol:


Admiral saab, the Raptor guys had this to say about that image :mrgreen:

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Re: Military Humor and related

Postby Rakesh » 31 Jan 2021 22:28

Now that is an amazing comeback.

Good job Raptor community!

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Re: Military Humor and related

Postby Manish_P » 01 Feb 2021 17:21

There is no new China military watch thread ?

Chinese submarine sailors report significant mental health problems in rare study

More than 1 in 5 sailors on Chinese submarines operating in the South China Sea reported mental health problems, according to a new study that provides a rare insight into the inner workigs of one of the Chinese military's most guarded assets.

The research by China's Second Military Medical University and Navy Military Medical University, published in the British journal Military Medicine, showed submariners reported severe psychological problems at much higher rates compared to People's Liberation Army (PLA) forces as a whole.

PLA Navy submariners showed higher rates of anxiety, phobias, paranoia and somatization -- where mental issues surface with physical symptoms -- than among Chinese troops overall, the study found.

Conditions and the military situation in the South China Sea exacerbate the problems, the researchers said.

Beijing claims almost all of the 1.3 million square mile South China Sea, and since 2014 it has built up tiny reefs and sandbars into man-made artificial islands, fortified with missiles, runways and weapons systems -- antagonizing regional governments with overlapping claims. Washington doesn't recognize those claims and regularly sends US warships and military aircraft through the region. China in response has increased military maneuvers in the region, which means submarines can spend two to three months submerged in tight, noisy confines that lead to sleep deprivation among submariners, the researchers said. "The physically unfriendly environment means that submariners are not only living in an isolated, constantly closed environment, but they also sleep in a cabin that is exposed to excessive noise," the study said. Constant exposure to artificial light can also lead to mental problems, the researchers said.


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Re: Military Humor and related

Postby Rakesh » 02 Feb 2021 00:17

Manish_P wrote:There is no new China military watch thread ?

This is the China Military Watch Thread :)

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Postby jamwal » 04 Feb 2021 11:32

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Translation: You act like a defence expert on facebook.
Yet get beaten by neighbour Chintu everyday

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Re: Military Humor and related

Postby Rakesh » 17 Feb 2021 22:43

https://twitter.com/TheWolfpackIN/statu ... 17344?s=20 ---> Meanwhile, a Pakistani journalist (Sumaira Khan) claims Chinese J-10C fighters have missiles with "3,800" km range for air combat. And here I was thinking that Indian news channels were noobs on defence technicalities.

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Re: Military Humor and related

Postby Rakesh » 17 Feb 2021 22:44

The irony of the above tweet is the "Alliance-With-America" folks on BRF will latch on to this and clamour for F-21, F-16, F-18 and F-15 for the Indian Air Force.

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Re: Military Humor and related

Postby S_Madhukar » 17 Feb 2021 23:36

How to hunt down submarines ... lessons from the JN for the PN ;-)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f02fdYa ... NOJun-ichi

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Re: Military Humor and related

Postby nachiket » 18 Feb 2021 13:05

Rakesh wrote:https://twitter.com/TheWolfpackIN/status/1361362779727417344?s=20 ---> Meanwhile, a Pakistani journalist (Sumaira Khan) claims Chinese J-10C fighters have missiles with "3,800" km range for air combat. And here I was thinking that Indian news channels were noobs on defence technicalities.


Rakesh wrote:The irony of the above tweet is the "Alliance-With-America" folks on BRF will latch on to this and clamour for F-21, F-16, F-18 and F-15 for the Indian Air Force.


Well we can respond that we will buy all the American jets once the Americans invent a 3800 km range AAM of their own to counter the Chinese one :lol:

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Re: Military Humor and related

Postby basant » 18 Feb 2021 14:40

Why would USA sell its jets that can refuel on ground, probably at gas stations?

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Re: Military Humor and related

Postby Rakesh » 19 Feb 2021 20:59

A number of the "Alliance With Amreeka" crowd on BRF views the PLA as depicted in Pic 1 :)

https://twitter.com/TheWolfpackIN/statu ... 61314?s=20 --->

Pic 1: How Grand Admiral Pravin Sawhney views the PLA.

Pic 2: How rest of the world views the PLA.

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Re: Military Humor and related

Postby Rakesh » 19 Feb 2021 20:59

nachiket wrote:Well we can respond that we will buy all the American jets once the Americans invent a 3800 km range AAM of their own to counter the Chinese one :lol:

Good one! :lol:

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Re: Military Humor and related

Postby Rakesh » 19 Feb 2021 21:01

https://twitter.com/ShaunakSA/status/13 ... 26273?s=20 --->

Q: Which is Field Admiral Sawhnstein’s and Shaken La’s favourite pop band?

A: Imagine Dragons

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Re: Military Humor and related

Postby Rakesh » 26 Feb 2021 20:34

https://twitter.com/defenceglobe/status ... 93128?s=20 ---> But did it clear lunar trials yet?

https://twitter.com/Amitraaz/status/136 ... 87392?s=20 ---> Yep, Here is a picture from Arjun's lunar trials.

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Re: Military Humor and related

Postby Rakesh » 26 Feb 2021 20:37

^^^^
https://twitter.com/MI6GB/status/136528 ... 03745?s=20 ---> How much does it weigh on the lunar surface? Still too heavy?

https://twitter.com/I_am_DevS/status/13 ... 73476?s=20 ---> Still too heavy. Look it created so many craters on moon because of its heavy weight.

https://twitter.com/PaxIndica2/status/1 ... 59970?s=20 ---> Yeah, also it's range will significantly increase because of weak moon gravity.

https://twitter.com/Bong_Republic/statu ... 42881?s=20 ---> Lunar Infrastructure can’t support such a heavy tank.

https://twitter.com/chaudhrypratish/sta ... 09797?s=20 --->

W=M×G
68T=M×9.8m/s²
M =68T/9.8m/s²
Now Value of G on Moon = 1/8 Of Earth

Now Put the Values.

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Re: Military Humor and related

Postby Manish_P » 26 Feb 2021 21:19

:lol:

Admiral Saab don't forget that the Russian/Chinese light tanks will be able to hover over and skim across the Lunar surface with Wing-in-Ground effect... take that you SDREs

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Re: Military Humor and related

Postby basant » 27 Feb 2021 00:18

There are only two problems that I see on lunar surface. Firstly, the all-up-weight is too high and may damage protected craters on the other side of LoC/LAC. And secondly, it is yet to clear the monsoon trails on the lunar south pole (awaiting rains). And once it clears these requirements, we can buy T-90s that are cheaper and such requirements are not required.

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Re: Military Humor and related

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Re: Military Humor and related

Postby Rakesh » 29 Mar 2021 19:31

https://twitter.com/Manik_M_Jolly/statu ... 63904?s=20 --->

World right now is like a chaotic village of 15th century.

1. One guy has stuck his boat and whole village is watching them push and pull and speculate it’s release.
2. There’s some guy called Elon Musk who keeps taking money from everyone to make fancy toys which no one knows when & how will they be used.
3. America is like the biggest and richest family that keeps fighting over inheritance and claims.
4. China is the witch doctor who’s given shady snake oil to everyone and now everyone is ill.
5. The strongman Putin sits on his roof twirling his moustache and smoking his pipe, ready to kick anyone’s a$$ who falls out of line.
6. India is busy giving medicine and yoga, acting popular and friendly.
7. UK and Europe are localities who keep arguing every day over almost everything.
8. Migrants are piling everywhere and no one knows how to manage them.
9. The village council called UN is hiding in a cool and fancy building since decades and keeps throwing reports outside, written by privileged bureaucrats and elites’ children acting as interns, that make no sense to anyone.
10. Africa is still the biggest land owner yet confused why are they so poor? Farmers reforms needed?
11. UAE, Saudi etc are the rich lot, enjoying their lives and rarely bother themselves with petty issues of village.
11. And Pakistan is a crumbling building with handsome housekeeper who has no idea what to do except ask for money.

Hope things improve. Happy Holi everyone.

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Re: Military Humor and related

Postby Rakesh » 29 Mar 2021 19:54

:lol: The enemy ACM in question here is Air Chief Marshal Chauhdary Zaheer Ahmad Babar Sidhu, Pakistan Air Force.

https://twitter.com/akki_bauer22_/statu ... 83267?s=20 ---> When your realize the enemy ACM has 1/2 the flying hours than you

-Le ACM Bhadauria

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