I am hearing that Air India is not letting ppl board if they expect Visa On Arrival in India. Can't blame them. Any of our tanzeem experience this? Serious pooch, affects conference attendance plans of some ppl.
Security threat, if India went by TSA standards must like InfraRed, so far beyond Red that it makes no sense to say it. Look at the situation from the Pakistani perspective for a moment (yes I know,
) but trying to control myself:
1. Herrowic Oppressed Mujaheddin inflated himself as he passed a yindoo Oppressor Convoy. Totally without any Pakistan help, the allegations of ISI going there to build the weapon etc are totally false yindoo propaganda, the Mujaheddin learned the technique by observing the effectiveness of their Maulana's utterings after eating beans.
2. Yindoos started threatening Peaceful Pakistan a Boor Country, with all sorts of things. UNSC. Baksheesh-givers, everywhere.
3. Yindoos came like thieves in depth of the night, and murdered 700 innocent religious students sleeping peacefully and inhaling their co-students', goats' and mullahs' exhalations and emissions. Total massacre, they were all BURNED to cinders.
4. Yindoos called them TERRORISTS. Not even MILITANTS.
5. Yindoo cowards did not DARE to attack LaHore. Murdike. Sargodha. Abbotabad. 'Pindi. Gujanwala. Sialkot. Skardu. Gilgit. Multan. Karachi. IslamaGood. Anywhere the TFTA PA/PAF/PN were ready and waiting. Instead they attacked innocent, peaceful Balakot, Chakote, Muzzafarabad with Weapons of Mass Death and Destruction. Sleeping children. At 3:48AM.
6. NOT A SINGLE COUNTRY CAME TO PAKISTAN's SUPPORT. They called it COUNTER-TERRORISM.
7. Then Herrowic PAF went to avenge those 700 deaths, armed with 96 1000-lb laser-guided bombs, to wipe out Yindoo Prigade Headquarters across LOC. With one herrowic 2-seater F-16 piloted by Son of Vice-Chief of Pakistan Air Fauj, Air Marshal Bandar-ul-Sargodha. The Vice of the Rear-Marshal.
8. They started the attack by firing 4 AMRAAMs across the LOC, BVR, at the yindoo Su-30MKIs.
9. Out of NOWHERE, this short dark rice-eating "pencil" MiG-21 piloted by short-dark-rice-eating, long-moustached idli-fed South Indian, dared to TARGET the F-16 and chased him right across the LOC. Forcing brave F-16 to turn tail and flee, thus losing the laser sight on the target. The first set of bombs launched, just fell mostly in Pakistan side, killing a few PA and Mujaheddin.
10. The sdre pilot SHOT the F-16, a heat-seeking mijjile straight up the hot ass of the F-16. The brave F-16 pilots punched out as soon as they saw the Missile Warning, and landed, expecting to be greeted as warrier herrows.
11. Both were beaten to death by POKashmiris and Jehadis.
12. Indian pilot was captured, but Mujahedding were not allowed to torture him, they had to hand him to PA per Imran Dimran's stupid orders. Even before Hasina Atim Bum and Shrilleen could arrive to begin the full torture.
13. Yindoos reacted like never before. They threatened to blast all of Pakistan with missiles. When Pakistan started mentioning Nuk.. Imran was slapped and kicked by US, UK, France, Japan, Iceland, Nauru, Seychelles, Maldivies. Imran had to appear in Parliament looking like he had been buggered by a dozen. Probably had.
14. Pakistan had to meekly hand back the pilot to Yindoos.
15. Yindoos complained to Yankees that F-16 use violated EULA. Pakistan has to hide the fact that it even used F-16s
16. No AMRAAM went anywhere near its target. As soon as it crossed the LOC, its guidance went haywire and the warhead fuse went kaput. 3 turned 180 degrees and hit PA jeeps across LOC, one fell inside India and was captured with Name, Rank and Serial Number visible intact.
17. Yindoos have scared foreigners into cancelling all flights across Pakistan. Drug trade of PITA is suffering. Wouldn't YOU BE raging mad, if you were a Paki with Rooh-Afza running in your veins. Hain?