The Cricket World Cup Thread

asgkhan · Post by **asgkhan** » 29 Mar 2011 13:56

while flipping through channels I came across the interview with ball biter extraordinaire giving an interview. He seemed stressed out and was lashing out at the media circus. Truly our media and the pukes deserve each other.

MSD on the other hand was boring and non-controversial. Which was good as the pukes need just one reason to unite and fire as a team. No need to give them the reason.

Pratyush · Post by **Pratyush** » 29 Mar 2011 14:08

The match is approaching the tesnion is in the air.

So here we go

every body shout.

Hare ga bhai hare ga, Hindustan Hare ga.

amdavadi · Post by **amdavadi** » 29 Mar 2011 14:14

NZ will win

shaardula · Post by **shaardula** » 29 Mar 2011 14:15

woah! herath to mccullum. whataboll!!!

Hari Seldon · Post by **Hari Seldon** » 29 Mar 2011 14:27

I'm hoping India fields first tomorrow, regardless of who wins the toss.

I'd rather see SL in an all-Asian finals thank NZ. If we do get past TSP in Mohali, then avenging '96 in Mumbai shouldn't be so bad.....

Pratyush · Post by **Pratyush** » 29 Mar 2011 14:30

Hari,

I remember 96 and the tears of Vinod Kambli. I say death to SL. But in the mean time you for got to add, we will loose onlee.

Dmurphy · Post by **Dmurphy** » 29 Mar 2011 14:37

Pratyush wrote:Hari,

I remember 96 and the tears of Vinod Kambli. I say death to SL. But in the mean time you for got to add, we will loose onlee.

What? We didn't know how to lose so death to the Lankans? Shabaash!

Death to Bhajji then, made Pranthan cry!

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 29 Mar 2011 14:52

James B wrote:
Rahul M wrote:damn, this poonam mohotarma has jinxed us !

every time some model or the other says this that team loses badly
During last year foot ball worldcup final, a dutch ***** star made a statement that she will give BJ to each and every guy who wrote to her on twitter if Holland wins the cup - lo and behold Holland lost in the finals.

I followed her on twitter immediately. But bl00dy Holland lost the match.

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 29 Mar 2011 14:56

23 Hours to go. Blood pressure is shooting up. India will lose onlee.

Hari Seldon · Post by **Hari Seldon** » 29 Mar 2011 15:05

Pak fans in Mohali beware!

Rumor is some 'good samaritan' kuffr Yindians are, in s'pontaneous' fits of generosity are selling their 'tickets' cheap to visiting pak fans all out of 'sentiment' and what not....

Turns out the tickets are fake with even dates misprinted. So, regardless of how cheap you got the tics, won't be worth it.....

krishnan · Post by **krishnan** » 29 Mar 2011 15:13

Why sudden love for pakis?

amit · Post by **amit** » 29 Mar 2011 15:20

Hari Seldon wrote:Pak fans in Mohali beware!

Rumor is some 'good samaritan' kuffr Yindians are, in s'pontaneous' fits of generosity are selling their 'tickets' cheap to visiting pak fans all out of 'sentiment' and what not....

Turns out the tickets are fake with even dates misprinted. So, regardless of how cheap you got the tics, won't be worth it.....

This is called reverse Pakistaniyat! Similar to the Doorsa.

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 29 Mar 2011 15:40

Malinga is bowling perfect inswinging yorkers. Kiwis are having a tough time.

SaiK · Post by **SaiK** » 29 Mar 2011 16:05

Mendis has an uncanny action!

SandeepA · Post by **SandeepA** » 29 Mar 2011 16:13

Mendis, Malinga...chuckers all..

SaiK · Post by **SaiK** » 29 Mar 2011 16:18

All the signs of evilness.. not even normal.. especially mallinga. if he goes full arm swinging, he could hardly generate any pace at all.

Klaus · Post by **Klaus** » 29 Mar 2011 17:15

James B wrote:
During last year foot ball worldcup final, a dutch ***** star made a statement that she will give BJ to each and every guy who wrote to her on twitter if Holland wins the cup - lo and behold Holland lost in the finals.

IIRC, some Paraguayan model also said the same thing during the semi-finals. After Paraguay lost, she said she would still do it for the beepul of Paraguay, wonder if she went through with it though!

niran · Post by **niran** » 29 Mar 2011 17:42

NZ collapsed to 217 all out less than Anglais managed
well well it is going to be TI vs SL in phainals
oh almost forgot
TI will lose onlee

Abhijit · Post by **Abhijit** » 29 Mar 2011 17:53

Klaus wrote:
James B wrote:
During last year foot ball worldcup final, a dutch ***** star made a statement that she will give BJ to each and every guy who wrote to her on twitter if Holland wins the cup - lo and behold Holland lost in the finals.
IIRC, some Paraguayan model also said the same thing during the semi-finals. After Paraguay lost, she said she would still do it for the beepul of Paraguay, wonder if she went through with it though!

larissa riqueleme NSFW she didn't.

Singha · Post by **Singha** » 29 Mar 2011 17:58

I am looking fwd to a surprising collapse of the SL batting today!

the night holds many surprises.

SaiK · Post by **SaiK** » 29 Mar 2011 18:02

Singha, just a gentle reminder to clean your private cache! (browser), else SHQ reattack could happen.

SandeepA · Post by **SandeepA** » 29 Mar 2011 18:17

Veena Malik must do a Larissa for the Pukis

ajit_tr · Post by **ajit_tr** » 29 Mar 2011 18:22

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Wf5X_hZ1ZY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRgujg5r9o0

SaiK · Post by **SaiK** » 29 Mar 2011 18:23

Man southee is all crap! this is going to be another 10 wicket win for the strong lankans.

niran · Post by **niran** » 29 Mar 2011 18:24

SL 18/0 in mere 2 overs both batsmen have had boundries
at least kiwis will get some extra time for sleep and packing

Aditya_V · Post by **Aditya_V** » 29 Mar 2011 18:26

Looks like a SL Vs Paki Final. I think Pakis should take India lighlity tommorrow and thier Batsman should try to hit six or get out, no defence or running runs or scoring 4's

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 29 Mar 2011 18:32

SL has the best opening pair in this cup. I hope they both score the needed runs tonight with their wickets intact. Let the law of averages catch up in the final.

Rahul M · Post by **Rahul M** » 29 Mar 2011 18:38

forget SL NZ, I am already jittery thinking about tomorrow's match.

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 29 Mar 2011 18:49

Rahul M wrote:forget SL NZ, I am already jittery thinking about tomorrow's match.

Dabur ka Hajmola, Sir !

That is what you need.

Singha · Post by **Singha** » 29 Mar 2011 18:55

tomorrow's commute should insallah be easier - since 1000s of people will be calling in sick or pto.

Aditya_V · Post by **Aditya_V** » 29 Mar 2011 18:59

I am not going to waste half day leave, will follow the 1st half from office to see which way the match is going. If it is a disaster for TI might as well stay in office.

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 29 Mar 2011 19:09

I pooch what will Gilani do if the crowd starts shouting "Groper"?Just a few posters with "Gilani Groper" will do the trick.

nachiket · Post by **nachiket** » 29 Mar 2011 19:28

Less than a day to go and I'm getting all sorts of eerie feelings in my stomach. I don't remember being this nervous even before yinginyeering results. Can't imagine the state the players must be in. In a few more hours I am all set to exit the Dhoti-shivering phase and enter the Dhoti-soiling phase.

India will lose onlee

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 29 Mar 2011 19:32

Nachiket mullah, you need Glucon-D.

niran · Post by **niran** » 29 Mar 2011 19:34

SL has to score 142 in 190 ball with 9 remaining wikits to be in the phainal

Singha · Post by **Singha** » 29 Mar 2011 19:36

NZ is fielding tight again and applying the pressure.

my office has a TV in a sofa lounge near the cubicles, 3 TVs in dining hall and even a TV in common area on ground floor ... never too far from action if things are good.

negi · Post by **negi** » 29 Mar 2011 19:38

I have decided to down a peg or two of whisky before the match.

krisna · Post by **krisna** » 29 Mar 2011 19:38

Chinmayanand wrote:I pooch what will Gilani do if the crowd starts shouting "Groper"?Just a few posters with "Gilani Groper" will do the trick.

Hope some jingo does it. A big poster with the some innovation + chanting will attract the attention of media/tv.

Groper will be blushing smiling thinking about his popularity in kuffr land.

Singha · Post by **Singha** » 29 Mar 2011 19:40

javed miandad says pak are proven world beaters and he is confident.

sicne india will lose onlee, dunno why you guys are so worked up and uptight. relax, make love, eat, drink and make merry.

krisna · Post by **krisna** » 29 Mar 2011 19:41

for tomorrow match