Terroristan - March 31, 2022

[A_Gupta]

> top 20 Gan$u nations

Pakistan is in a class of its own. Thinking about the other 19.

[VKumar]

China
Turkey
Azerbaijan
Canada

[Manish_P]

Maldives
Iran
Bangladesh

[chetak]

paki airhostesses from PIA disappearing in kaneda, and now this boxer from the lund of the pure has jumped ship in eyetalii


and the fine gentleman that he is, he even stole money from his female team mate's room

Nasir said that a female boxer Laura Ikram had gone out for training and Zohaib took her room keys from the front desk and stole her foreign currency from a purse before disappearing from the hotel.

"It is most embarrassing for the federation and country the way Zohaib Rasheed has behaved as he had gone there as part of a five-member squad to take part in an Olympic qualifying tournament," the national federation's secretary, Colonel Nasir Ahmed said.

Pakistan boxer Zohaib Rasheed disappears after stealing money in Italy.

Rasheed had gone to Italy to take part in an Olympic qualifying tournament. INTERNATIONAL INSULT

Federation reported the incident to the Pakistan Embassy in Italy and filed a police report about the incident. Police in search of him. Everyone in shock


https://www.indiatoday.in/sports/other- ... 2024-03-05

[Manish_P]

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and the fine gentleman that he is, he even stole money from his female team mate's room
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Chetak ji, a momin (not gentleman) is allowed to take the possessions of the non-believers ('Laura' seems to be christian name) isn't it...

[Rakesh]

...
and the fine gentleman that he is, he even stole money from his female team mate's room
..

Chetak ji, a momin (not gentleman) is allowed to take the possessions of the non-believers ('Laura' seems to be christian name) isn't it...

Saar, it is not haram to steal money from another person (as long as he/she is not a Muslim). All okay onlee.

He has also lived up to the ideals and espirt de corps of his countrymen i.e. steal. If stealing is not an option, then beg. If that is also not feasible, than dance like a hijra. But money must be acquired at all costs.

Pakistan Paendabad! Jeeyo Pakistan!

[partha]

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Can't wait for Paki cricketers to disappear like this and Pakis blaming exclusion from IPL for it.

[sanman]

Can Pak dictatorship survive without Nuland backing them up?

Will they still get their IMF loans?

[Manish_P]

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Can't wait for Paki cricketers to disappear like this and Pakis blaming exclusion from IPL for it.

Paki kirketers will try to find their way into Bartannia team. Some youngsters are reported to be directly trying to move to bartannia, UAE, south africa etc just to get a chance to play in the IPL than try for a spot in their own national team.

[srin]

Baki army now taking on the role of gyms ...
Pakistan cricket team to undergo training camp with army

During a recent interview with ESPNcricinfo, Naqvi highlighted the need for improved performance from the players. He pointed out that during the matches in Lahore, no sixes were hit into the stands by the Pakistani players.
Naqvi urged the board to formulate a plan to improve the fitness of every player, emphasizing the upcoming matches against New Zealand, Ireland, England, and the T20 World Cup.

To address the issue of limited training time, the PCB chairman disclosed that a training camp will be held at the Kakul military academy. The Pakistan Army will be involved in the players' training, with the aim of providing assistance and support.

This is not the first time that the national cricket team has collaborated with the military for training purposes. Previously, during Misbah-ul-Haq's captaincy, a training camp was organized with the military at the Kakul Academy ahead of a Test series against England.

[Manish_P]

Bakistan should insist that the boundaries of the stadiums should be made smaller. (and the borders of the host country be opened)

The world owes this to bakistan as it is the victim of global warming, biblical flooding, YYY saazish,.... etc etc

[Anujan]

Baki army now taking on the role of gyms ...
Pakistan cricket team to undergo training camp with army

Last time around, the performance of Pakistan cricket team improved considerably after training with the army. Running became more methodical and faster.

[chetak]

Baki army now taking on the role of gyms ...
Pakistan cricket team to undergo training camp with army

Last time around, the performance of Pakistan cricket team improved considerably after training with the army. Running became more methodical and faster.

Sorry Anujan saar, your research is not quite complete.....

it was the real threat by the paki army instructors, of a second circumcision, and that too sans anaesthesia, that dramatically improved the cricketers' performance in certain areas, especially making their running more methodical and faster

it was the survival instinct that kicked in

[RCase]

Baki army now taking on the role of gyms ...
Pakistan cricket team to undergo training camp with army

Job security onlee... Need to accommodate another set of jernails and kernails to be able to make money.

[Manish_P]

Baki army now taking on the role of gyms ...
Pakistan cricket team to undergo training camp with army

Last time around, the performance of Pakistan cricket team improved considerably after training with the army. Running became more methodical and faster.

I don't understand why bakistan is not sending a team for the winter olympics... the pak fauj has some of the best downhill skiers in the world.

[la.khan]

Bakistan should insist that the boundaries of the stadiums should be made smaller. (and the borders of the host country be opened)

The world owes this to bakistan as it is the victim of global warming, biblical flooding, YYY saazish,.... etc etc

... only when p@kis are batting. When the opposition is at the crease, the boundaries can be wherever they already are. This may make p@ki fielders run more but they are getting trained for that. By the p@ki military, no less. So, no complaints there

[eklavya]

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Can't wait for Paki cricketers to disappear like this and Pakis blaming exclusion from IPL for it.

There should be a special visa regime for visitors from Pakistan. Their visa form should include a simple declaration that they need to confirm: “Jammu and Kashmir is an integral part of the Republic of India”. If a Pakistani cannot sign such a declaration, why should they be allowed to visit India.

[nachiket]

Last time around, the performance of Pakistan cricket team improved considerably after training with the army. Running became more methodical and faster.

They also mysteriously developed excellent downhill skiing abilities even though they weren't trying to.

[Deans]

Can't wait for Paki cricketers to disappear like this and Pakis blaming exclusion from IPL for it.

There should be a special visa regime for visitors from Pakistan. Their visa form should include a simple declaration that they need to confirm: “Jammu and Kashmir is an integral part of the Republic of India”. If a Pakistani cannot sign such a declaration, why should they be allowed to visit India.

Too much of a headache for us Sir. Besides, since when did Pak take any declaration seriously ? Better to ban all of them,

[Manish_P]

If that is also not feasible, than dance like a hijra.

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Your above statement started me thinking and I have an out-of-the-box idea (the video helped)

The baki team can declare that they identify as females and ask to be allowed to play in the Women's Premier League matches happening right now!

They might still get beaten by the wimmen but at least they will get the chance to earn, or steal, some cash.

If even that doesn't work, then they can dance on indian street corners

[venkat_kv]

Last time around, the performance of Pakistan cricket team improved considerably after training with the army. Running became more methodical and faster.

Sorry Anujan saar, your research is not quite complete.....

it was the real threat by the paki army instructors, of a second circumcision, and that too sans anaesthesia, that dramatically improved the cricketers' performance in certain areas, especially making their running more methodical and faster

it was the survival instinct that kicked in

Chetak Saar,
Sorry to intrude, but i think Anujan Saar is being sarcastic. He probably is referring to the paks army habit of ultimately of running away from what ever war/battle they have faced and that being rubbed on the cricketers.

[Yogi_G]

you know things are extra worse than usual in Al-Bak when this thread starts resembling BENIS.

[Manish_P]

Pakistan would like it larger and longer

Yawn - Pakistan eyes ‘larger, longer’ bailout package

The government declared its intention on Tuesday to negotiate a “longer and larger” ec­o­­nomic bailout package with the International Mo­n­­e­tary Fund (IMF), targeting to sustain the nasc­ent macroeconomic stability.

[disha]

Last time around, the performance of Pakistan cricket team improved considerably after training with the army. Running became more methodical and faster.

I think you mean, Running back to the pavilion!

[disha]

Pakistan would like it larger and longer

Yawn - Pakistan eyes ‘larger, longer’ bailout package

The government declared its intention on Tuesday to negotiate a “longer and larger” ec­o­­nomic bailout package with the International Mo­n­­e­tary Fund (IMF), targeting to sustain the nasc­ent macroeconomic stability.

With Nu-land gone, how will they have a larger and longer Old-land ? That means Nu-land was not larger and longer?

[Manish_P]

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With Nu-land gone, how will they have a larger and longer Old-land ? That means Nu-land was not larger and longer?

Maybe the new Baki finance (begging) minister knows how to get hold of one - after all he is said to be a citizen of Hol-land

[disha]

Maybe the new Baki finance (begging) minister knows how to get hold of one - after all he is said to be a citizen of Hol-land

And all potential IT grads from Lund University

[Manish_P]

Lt. Colonel culled before he could retire and grab his kanal of land

yawn - 2 officers among 7 soldiers martyred in terrorist attack on post in North Waziristan: ISPR

Seven soldiers — including two officers — were martyred in a terrorist attack on a security forces’ post in the Mir Ali area of North Waziristan district, the Inter-Services Public Relations (ISPR) said on Saturday.

Six terrorists were also neutralised in the subsequent clearance operation.

[disha]

I understand that the run rate in Terroristan is like a 7-day 30 match series with Babar Azam at crease against Afghanistan. But that does not mean the jingoes can let this thread go cold.

Here is what is happening between Terroristan and Talibanistan match:

1. 16 March 2024 - Militants detonated a truck bomb and fired at Pakistani soldiers at a border post. Only 5 Pakistani soldiers were killed in the truck bombing, and two more were killed in the firing. Allegedly 6 attackers were also killed, according to Pakistan, who stated that the attackers used Afghanistan as a base for the attack. A newly formed militant group, Jaish-e-Fursat-e-Muhammad, claimed responsibility for the attack. Afghanistan denied that the perpetrators were from their territory.

2. 18 March 2024 - In response to the attack from Afghanistan, Pakistan carried out two airstrikes on Afghanistan's eastern border provinces of Khost and Paktika, killing five women and three children. Pakistan denies this, falsely claiming that it killed 8 terrorists instead while targeting the Hafiz Gulf Bahadur militant group, a splinter organization of the Pakistani Taliban, and that it had successfully killed Sehra alias Janan, a high-value target commander. Another commander, Abdullah Mehsud, was claimed to have been killed, but later released a video refuting the claim. Pakistan went on to blame the Pakistani Taliban and its splinter militias for the deaths of hundreds of Pakistani civilians, and claimed that they used Afghanistan as a base and that they had support from within the Taliban, denying Pakistan its strategic depth and using the Afghans as terrorists against India. In response, the Taliban Defense Ministry stated it was targetting numerous Pakistani positions across the border. Mortar firing from the Afghan side injured more than 4 civilians and 3 military personnel in Kurram District. A Pakistani captain was also killed and 2 other soldiers injured by the shelling.

In other news, the jungjoo fauj of Bakistan is wondering where to run and turning their tail and prove their Martial Prowess? Balochistan is out of question. The only other option is Sindh.

[Dilbu]

IMF, Pakistan reach staff-level agreement for release of $1.1b loan tranche

ISLAMABAD: The International Monetary Fund (IMF) announced on Wednesday a staff-level agreement for the release of the last loan tranche of $1.1 billion and said Pakistan’s economic and financial positions have improved.

However, the global lender cautioned that economic growth remained modest and inflation was above target. The IMF also said Pakistan will further increase gas and electricity prices to keep circular debt at the agreed level during the current fiscal year.

The monetary fund also announced that Pakistan has shown interest in taking a new medium-term bailout package and discussions will begin in the coming months.

An IMF team, led by Nathan Porter, visited Islamabad from March 14-19, 2024, to hold discussions on the second review of Pakistan’s economic program supported by an IMF Stand-By Arrangement (SBA), said the fund.

[Manish_P]

Pakistan celebrates new loans with fireworks at Gwadar

https://tribune.com.pk/story/2459951/se ... ex-sources

Security forces foiled on Wednesday an attack on the Gwadar Port Authority (GPA) complex and killed the eight attackers

Commissioner Makran Division Saeed Ahmed Umrani confirmed the attack and said the attackers entered the Gwadar Port Authority.

A large contingent of security forces responded to the attack and foiled the attempt by the attackers to enter the complex, the sources maintained. While the operation was ongoing, the local police established a cordon around the area.

Earlier it was reported that a heavy exchange of fire was ongoing and multiple explosions were heard in the area.

[A_Gupta]

Can we get open source satellite photos of bomb damage in Gwadar?

[Dilbu]

Can we get open source satellite photos of bomb damage in Gwadar?

Only grainy long range shots are available in public.

[drnayar]

Can Pak dictatorship survive without Nuland backing them up?

Will they still get their IMF loans?

Blinken is still there . He is Nulands boss. Remember their last meeting in 2023 with paki chief ?

[disha]

Pakistan Paendabad! Jeeyo Pakistan!

Above celebration was done when Bakistanis realized that they are ahead of India in the world happiness index!

[disha]

^ That's not attack on Gwadar. That is Balochis and Bakistanis celebrating Bakistan is ahead of Kafir-Bharat on world happiness index.

[sanman]

Can Pak dictatorship survive without Nuland backing them up?

Will they still get their IMF loans?

Blinken is still there . He is Nulands boss. Remember their last meeting in 2023 with paki chief ?

He's there until year-end. Then he and his boss are gone for sure.

If he and his ilk are going to fund ChinaPak, then Quad is just a joke, and we should then take our own further steps.

I think those further steps should be about helping China move into new bases that are closer to AUKUS.

That will given Blinken & Co much less maneuvering room or latitude to harass us through ChinaPak.

[bala]

Pakistan Western Border is on Fire I TTP BLA I Taliban Plans for Pakistan I Raja Muneeb I Aadi Achint

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQ1yT8UGyOc

The US when they ditched Afghanistan left behind 120,000+ Armoured personnel carriers, 700,000 small arms, grenades, night vision scopes, ammunition and several other misc stuff. One of the Taliban commander is a Balochi. The former defence minister of Taliban, is a Shia with 30,000 jihadis who are ready to commit suicide bombing. There are many groups within Paki territory awaiting instructions by TTP to cause mayhem. The Balochis have already conceded Quetta to the TTP.

The Afghans refugees were chased away by the Paki Army, and their business/land stolen.

[partha]

https://twitter.com/MarianaBaabar/statu ... 2515953861

CENTCOM Chief tells Senate Arms Sevices Committee he with Asim Munir.
“I literally talked to COAS this morning in regular scheduled call.They have tremendous insight into violent extremists organisations inside.I think there is tremendous opportunity to partner with on that”

US spent trillions of dollars on war in AfPak over 20 years for what? This? Are Americans stupid or pretending to be stupid to achieve some hidden objectives?

[SRajesh]

Parthaji
Not stupid but a carefully calculated move
Few things to consider why:
1. unable to shift BJP and Modiji Juggernaut
2. Russia Ukraine going nowhere
3. Much of Middle East washing their hands with Pak
4. Taliban getting closer to India (or at least perceived as there are wheels within wheels here)
5. Western border unstable
6. Third term for Modiji may potentially revert POK back to India
7. Dragon playing hard ball
What's the common link to all these: Pak
No wonder back channels are being activated, IMF doles out more funds, Out of grey list,
And add reservations on CAA, getting Robert's and Mona Darling's to repeating same dialogues as Boss
What's few trillions if they get Bharat to slide back a few decades. After all who's money is it anyway
The companies will recoup all by selling more toys to all and sundry