Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Sudip · Post by **Sudip** » 01 Jun 2011 04:40

Did a Pork-Coated Bullet Kill Bin Laden?

When fired, BULLETS are coated with SILVER BULLET GUN OIL containing the PIG FAT. The PIG FAT is transferred to anything the BULLETS STRIKE. The coating of OIL CONTAINING PIG FAT effectively DENIES entry to Allah's Paradise to any Islamo-Fascist terrorist KIA with a bullet coming from a firearm using SILVER BULLET GUN OIL in the barrel. SILVER BULLET GUN OIL uses the belief system of Allah's Islamo-Fascist terrorists to put fear of death into them, a fear they haven't had until NOW.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 01 Jun 2011 05:29

anmol wrote:The uploader of video that I posted earlier have added new one with subtitles:-
[url=http://www.=HdzusekB8cg]Vivid description of what awaits Muslim Males in Heaven (Jannat Ki Hoor).[/url]
[She will say "Have some patience please, Leave this old Nymph and come to me."
She'll take you somewhere and then you will have fun with her Allah-Hu-Akbar! This is Jennat.

Did she not say , Poaki Bhai sahib, mai bhi apki behan hun?

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 01 Jun 2011 06:33

Surbying da kurrent Halaat of Nalayak Pawk made me think,

Na koi Hasrat hai, Na koi Basharat(good news) hai
Sala Pakistan mei hai kya, siraf Nafrat Nafrat hai.
Kabila Banaya Jinnah ne Churchil ke saath Millke
Paida kiye retard terrorists, 3.5 ke saath Millke
Abb na Jeehard hai, Naa koi Peehard hai
Naa Roti,Na Paani , Naa Hoore-e Roohani
Naa Kashmir ki Kahani, Khatam OBL ke Mehmani
Ghottu Gillani Yaa ho BDY Kiyani, Haaalat Kharrab Hai.

Na koi Hasrat hai, Na koi Basharat hai.

negi · Post by **negi** » 01 Jun 2011 06:34

Oye Baikul maja aa gaya!

rsharma · Post by **rsharma** » 01 Jun 2011 09:00

Baikul-ullah-bin-waxy-saxy, Masha-allah-wallah, joo aar fool of boetic talent

Junior Maulaner Cheen-mein-mangal-jungle,
Remember da first lesson as taught by Grand Ayotollah on the din joo joined LMU :
"aalbays do unto others before they do unto you.."

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 01 Jun 2011 09:50

Ju mean I wear soosai "kaboom" Jaaket and go boom boom just to see only muscle of the legs that too via X-ray vision.bhat kind of sales pitching is that?
Darn! refund me my money.

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 01 Jun 2011 09:52

Aan second thaat, now I under-ishtanding bhy reveje swing by mailes ij naat allowed. Ef ju are reverje swinging, then Jannat ij a horror place phaar ju.
I definately want my money baaaack!!

AjayKK · Post by **AjayKK** » 01 Jun 2011 13:56

Gagan wrote:
That bheedio ij ploody embarrasing.
The mullahs are thij ploody exlicit hain ji!!!

Diyar Gaganullah al Translatte
There is an error in translashun.
It is not "Pindliyon ke gooday" but "Pindliyan ke jooday", jooday/hair as in "gajra lagao jooday mein"
So the correct meaning is:
"मज़े करो मज़े करो, सत्तर कपड़ों के अन्दर पिंडलियों के जूडे दिखेंगे."
"Have fun, have fun, you can see the jooday of pindli even if 70 layers of clothing is prejent"

Now this makes sense to the bakistanis waiting in queue.

Your's faithful in translashun,
Dept. of Pindleesh

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 01 Jun 2011 14:14

WHO health reborts that major causes oph death in Bakistan are: Being Ahmedi, heart disease, being Shia, being Jernalist, Diabetes, Living in Navy base, Cancer, House near nashunal bird's nest, accidents and strokes.

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 01 Jun 2011 17:44

Mauleners Negi-ul-haq and Sharma-al-shaikh, I waj so exijted by jure combliments that I phyrred my mijjile five taimes in five mints.

Mashallah, we mard-e-momin are so TFTA.

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 01 Jun 2011 17:48

5 times in 5 minutes?

Alhamdolillah, That mujjt be low yield tastical mijjles onlee.

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 01 Jun 2011 17:52

Mulla bike-ul-hasan , bhat did joo phyre joor mijjiles at : khusboo , dirty baki wimen, nanhas , donkeys , dogs , khusra ?
i aam kanfujed ... bliss to klarify ...five phyrings in five mints...eye soch something must pe after joor musharraf that joo took such tfta aktion...

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 01 Jun 2011 18:00

it waj eye ess eye electrical shawk to gland-e-pras-tate ujing rectal probe onlee!

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 01 Jun 2011 19:54

Anujan wrote:WHO health reborts that major causes oph death in Bakistan are: Being Ahmedi, heart disease, being Shia, being Jernalist, Diabetes, Living in Navy base, Cancer, House near nashunal bird's nest, accidents and strokes.

Joo phorgot to include "Being Al Keeda numbar 3".

A 1000 stribes to you for this gustakhi

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 01 Jun 2011 20:04

^ Pleej to add current or Ex-PM to the listing (and 100 exdra stribes on musharraf)

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 01 Jun 2011 20:32

^^No ji, I think you meant "ishtanding with head near Pajero sunroof lever". 10 stribes to you.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 01 Jun 2011 20:41

Aall theje stribes being awarded left right and shenter. Who ij going to gibe stribes, hain jee? Bhere ij the line for applicantj? May I send in my rejume?

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 01 Jun 2011 21:49

Wallah, Mullah Narad-ullah, my yield ij never low, but tarrel than mountainj.

Maulener Cheen- mein- anand I phyrred mijjle at all of thee above- khusboo , dirty baki wimen, nanhas , donkeys , dogs , khusra ?

Aj they say:

I am TFTA mard, garam garam,
yand jure sharam shram ij so naram naram.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 01 Jun 2011 23:12

Bhat ij that birather (on the right, the one who ij naat kilowning) doing? And, bhy ij the kilown trying to kick him like a futbaal?

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 01 Jun 2011 23:32

Next Question: What ij this Pakistan ka Flag wearing bozo trying to locate under his Musharraf ?

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 01 Jun 2011 23:39

^^ He ij searching phor the missing illyarse Kashmiri.

negi · Post by **negi** » 01 Jun 2011 23:44

ya phir tlying to do 'khud-khushi'.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 02 Jun 2011 00:14

Khud-Khusi as in master-bashun?

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 02 Jun 2011 01:14

BNS Mehran guards look conphused while phiting with terrorists

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 02 Jun 2011 01:50

eye hope that guard does naat bite!?!

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 02 Jun 2011 04:20

^^ Birather if that guard bites, the Maulaner will be turned into Maulanee in phive seconds onlee.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 02 Jun 2011 05:02

By phor Hoors naat weering Burkha yand showing da meeat? No islam en baradisio oph parasitios !

Gooda iz alzo referrd tuu Musharraf.

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 02 Jun 2011 09:42

Deyaar edothor, Why these kaffir Kadiyani's are going yahoo over the hadith in other dhaaga..

uske kapdon me se uski pindaliyon ka gooda tak nazar ayega

What do ju thinking hain ji?

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 02 Jun 2011 12:30

i pooch bhy ij the baki giving plowjop to the bhains-e-jinnat underwater bhile inviting friendly phyre from apove ?

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 02 Jun 2011 12:37

i soch jannat ij such a poring blace... no khusboos, no donkeys , no camels, no nanhas ... jannat management dajnaat seem to understand baki tastes.. this ij unaccebtable....

now since mullah haj told apout the jannat for males, bhat apout the jannat for females...do they aljo get 72 tfta jinnats bounding fraam aaal sides...
bhat apout the khusboo version of jannat , bhat do khusboos get in jannat
bhat apout the khusra verjan of jannat...

this mota mullah needj to klarify all thij questions...

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 02 Jun 2011 13:12

I asko again , Ij the above pichchar eggjample of pindaliyon ka gooda nazar aayega ? Ij this what Nanha-Mujhahid would see in Jannat thru 72 layers of fabric *made in Cheena* ?

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 02 Jun 2011 13:23

Chinmayanand wrote:i soch jannat ij such a poring blace... no khusboos, no donkeys , no camels, no nanhas ... jannat management dajnaat seem to understand baki tastes.. this ij unaccebtable....
now since mullah haj told apout the jannat for males, bhat apout the jannat for females...do they aljo get 72 tfta jinnats bounding fraam aaal sides...
bhat apout the khusboo version of jannat , bhat do khusboos get in jannat
bhat apout the khusra verjan of jannat...

this mota mullah needj to klarify all thij questions...

Jew fitna parast Qadiyani, Do ju naat realize that Jannat ij aanly faar Mujhahid and all other Kayanaat is to serve the~~Kaazi~~ ~~Gaazi~~ Shaheed. Hou kan ju ask such nanha-mujhahid kweschun. Why do females and others need Jannat for ? Batao batao..

Huh! Ju hab basted juar special knaleje and herps. Are ju suar ju are naat kusboo or Aurat bekaje nou I am doubt.
I bill report ju to Cheap aaf LMU phaar speshul kelass insde kave kamplex..

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 02 Jun 2011 13:43

cheen mein anandullah haj already seen the insides oph kave # 420, 461a, 69 (twice) and the Houri Advanced Hydrodynamics Lab, although the latter only as a peeper
lalpraf

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 02 Jun 2011 14:03

^ or has he ? Hij kweshchuns are on the lines of SSS *Hint dropped like NLI Pants*

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 02 Jun 2011 16:30

maybe he haj an ebhil twin?

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 02 Jun 2011 16:31

Bheenwhile, Nashnul Pakhana Din waj shelebrated in pakhanistan bith great vigor. Hiyar ij a photu of our see-near shitijens shelebrating the din in communal way. In such community ebentj, there ij one roole. Bhen joo are done, joo must ishtand up and take pikchars. The one who does phakana the longest, winj. It waj a enjoyable din.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 02 Jun 2011 16:36

In another bunderfool khabar, Nashnul Grope Din waj shelebrated aljo. Bhut, there waj not much vigor. As joo can dekho, shitijens had to line up for groping. The wait waj long and shitijens grew reshtless. All in all, this takneek needj more shinetifik inbeshtigashun.

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 02 Jun 2011 17:58

How daj one know who ij bious ? Who deserves the hoor-e-jannat after aal naat everypody goes to jannat ? After much thought , the jannat managers designed a special pird which will fly over bakistan and with its x-ray vijan find the bious and despatch them to jannat .

I suno that the managers apove hab designed a new stealthy pird as the hoors apove are sitting idle . For all those who do naat know, the pirds are currently flying only in northern bakistan. all thoj interested in the hoors, don joor soosai vests, grap joor aks , shout AoA and head naarth. Arrah willing, the pird will find joo if joo are bious.

AjayKK · Post by **AjayKK** » 02 Jun 2011 18:44

anupmisra wrote:In another bunderfool khabar, Nashnul Grope Din waj shelebrated aljo. Bhut, there waj not much vigor. As joo can dekho, shitijens had to line up for groping. The wait waj long and shitijens grew reshtless. All in all, this takneek needj more shinetifik inbeshtigashun.

The Paki Kammandu is placed far from his home and as you know, like it happened with Gilani, distance from home makes the haath fondle.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 02 Jun 2011 18:49

^^^ well ju can see his rakit is erekt