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Phantaashtik story by Lal prafasar bin problem solvi. :rotfl:
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tamanguddin
whilst it is good to see veena back in LMU uniform for hooris, nat suar why the haram photu is in BENIS dhaga?
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Zikar howta hai jub kanadian veeze ka
Poaky musharraf mei dard howti hai
Khan chahe jub tho Gubo karta hai
Easily Poakergintiy benetrate howtti hai!

Zikar hota hai jub vazleen ka
Poor Musharraf jor se rotti hai!!
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Bakistanis celebrating the World Halitosis day
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anupmisra wrote:
Prem wrote:Martian Poaks!!
Kuffar kooffar koophar
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLF46JKkCNg
Wallah! Bhat moojik!! Bhut, bhy are many moogiishians wearing hindu red red dhaga?
Lawhore via puwait, tauba tauba bhut blast-e-kufr is thiz, hain!

Everybun nos that moojik aur nauch ganna is hey ram...sory sory I mean haaraaam onlee....aoa, aoa, aoa, aoa, aoa, aoa, aoa x 72+28.

The lal dhagas are broof that dave prupeck is a YYY gujarati agent, he was born a yahodi but he brays to catholic brofat yesus (catholic == italy == sonia == bharat ki rani), he lives in gubomaster amrikhan, and brovides insbration to baki ahmediyas to bajao kaffir bhartiya sangeet-e-ozaar, instead of bajaoing lalmullas baansari. I say all this lal-dhagee's are wajib-e-cattle, blow them...I mean IED them.
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I think i saw her "gooda" through her clothes.
:P
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Mahendra wrote:Image
Some of the slogans as heard by our reporter brandy stationed in Islamabad

Death to America

Osama is our hero

Give us drones, give us aid and give us our khusboos back
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^^
Bhy phor are jou ishpeaking wraang pinglish kafir? :evil:
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Dilbu wrote:^^
Bhy phor are jou ishpeaking wraang pinglish kafir? :evil:
i am blackwater agent now, i only speak shudh english :mrgreen:
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Sushupti wrote:Image
Plij can we see the centerfold?
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Sam wrote:
Sushupti wrote:Image
Plij can we see the centerfold?
Psst! I am raa agint.

bhy you wont plaibuoy? Hain? Bhat ju bhil du phor me iph eye get ju lyfetyme mambersheep to plaibuoy manshion?
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vdutta wrote:

I think i saw her "gooda" through her clothes.
:P
AoA!!! Arrah haj peen kind to joo , joo gaat deeb benetration vijan ....
on sekand thaat , "gooda" is to pe seen onlee naat touched unless :
1. "gooda" is of a jannat-e-hoor
2. joo hap attained joor 72 ,
or else , joo gaat to tell the location obh the "goodai" to laalpraf phor further research
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Post by Prem »

Poakhishtioy ki abb Khass bataoon baat
Laang taim ago, en berry daark raat
Bhen Holy phather Mo-Bin Qasim shatt
Paida hue oos material se sarre Poaker Rat
Pride se bola, dekho logo yeh meri Santan
Kal ko yeh banayege , ik Bure Baakistan
Bangea Bakistan, Basse gai isme Al-fool
Allah Miyan bhi sochega , kyon ho gaye aise bhool.
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Skanda wrote:

Bhat izz thij
AoA, Karreckshun.
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Biradhers joo all havent noticed the magjine in Ahmed-e-nijad's hand that Hazrat Jahil Hamid (Piss be upon him) waants to see.

The magjine ij called "Broke back". Ij it named aphter phamous mountain in pindi called prokepack mountain hain ji?

The way Hazrat Jahil Hamid is salivating (laar tapkaying) when looking at Ahmed-e-nijad and the Prokepack magjine alternatingly ij looking sus-pee-cious.

Salam.
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Phram the above bichhar I socho that Hazrat Jahil Hamid saab, iph given a clean shave in his strategic and tactical areas will look no less peautiful than kuffr amreeki plonde Ayeshas.

AoA to his TFTA khoobsoorti. Doejj any one have hajjrat saab's tasveer when he wajj peachy young mujahid?
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Biradhers,
Aphter laat oph search I could phind only one bhoto oph Hazrat Jahil Hamid (Piss Be Upon Him) aj a child.

Even at thij tender age, he displayed amajing sense oph anal-yasis.
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^Wah Gaganullah wah.

You are correct, even as a child Hazral Jahil Haamid is fair skinned, with shiny skin all taller, fair and smooth ajjed, and the dark chota chota praani has to be Raa agint.

But i suno, that Hazral Jahil Haamid ka middle name is Hazral Jahil "Jarman" Haamid? Doej that mean that he ij also N(i)aazi paidaish?

Yours in sawaal.
Ajay Kuch Klear nahin.
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kan sumwun pleaj to do lungi test on jahil_munna?
we need to be suar he waj not and haj nevar been a raw agint
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Skanda wrote: Bhat izz thij
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I kan almost smell the khushpoo-e-paseena in the room.
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Tamang wrote:
Skanda wrote: Bhat izz thij

Butt iz thij?

Et izz da dyrekt dyrektion to Poak- Pindi ki Gooda .
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archan wrote:I kan almost smell the khushpoo-e-paseena in the room.
Ij it Foul or sweet as fragrance. Pleej to share.
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Jihad Rocks!

Tamang wrote:
Skanda wrote: Bhat izz thij
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ripe for quadrifcation :(( :((
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Pliss to njoi - Disco Talib.
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Yand more aaf Baadshah Noori trance.... Badshaah birather seems bell bersed in mind bower control takniki.... we shud hire him azz a kansultant yand depheat the Yahood/Yind/Yamreeki trio....
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So much Biratherly lub :cry:
Aljo bhat kind aaf sweeming taknik ij the chief mullah bractijing at around 3:40 in the bhideo ?
Bleej to kilar-ee-phy
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Deeyar see-near maulaners... pliss to eggjplain the bropogandu this YYY agent is trying to sbread against our dear dear nesun "l*nd of the bur"
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Bhat does the lurned jirga think apout thij arap motorham's idea. Ij it upto istandurds oph LMU level? More kampetishun phor kushpoos!
http://www.mid-day.com/news/2011/jun/08 ... tician.htm
A woman politician from Kuwait has sparked anger and disbelief by calling for legalization of sex slaves, saying it would protect men from adultery, and suggesting that female prisoners from war-torn countries should be purchased for the same, as it would be a "better life" for them, and they would not die of starvation.
Salwa al Mutairi, who once ran for parliament, argued buying a sex slave would protect decent, devout and ''virile'' Kuwaiti men from adultery or being seduced by other women''s beauty because an imported sex partner would be tantamount to marriage, reports the Daily Mail.

"There was no shame in it and it is not haram'' (forbidden) under Islamic Sharia law," Mutairi claimed.

To justify her claim, she cites an 8th century Muslim leader Haroun al-Rashid, who is rumoured to have had 2,000 mistresses.
"For example, in the Chechnyan war, surely there are female Russian captives," she said.

"So go and buy those and sell them here in Kuwait. Better than to have our men engage in forbidden sexual relations."
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Shaashtanga wrote:[youtube]vHVrDlDM....
Kan bue inbite dhiz paadshah tuu lead da dance barty en Dilbullah's barat?
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Prem-ullah... thij paadshah noorani ij a bioneer in the kraft aaf mind control and ju waant to waste hij skills on mulla dilbulla's parat.... thousand stribes to ju...
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JwalaMukhi wrote:Bhat does the lurned jirga think apout thij arap motorham's idea.
Salwa al Mutairi, who once ran for parliament, argued buying a sex slave would protect decent, devout and ''virile'' Kuwaiti men from adultery or being seduced by other women''s beauty because an imported sex partner would be tantamount to marriage, reports the Daily Mail.

"There was no shame in it and it is not haram'' (forbidden) under Islamic Sharia law," Mutairi claimed.
...........
"So go and buy those and sell them here in Kuwait. Better than to have our men engage in forbidden sexual relations."
Mauleners I have suno that in kuffa America there ij famous institute called RAND Corporation.

This motorma ij phrom the RAAND Corporation.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxYkhkYUn6c&sns=fb
Three Karachi women rape a delivery guy!!
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Just imagine....Dilbullah goes into tambu and for phirst time delicately removes boorqha of new bibi and bhat does he see - Padshah Noori staring at him from behind the boorqha! :twisted:
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Raja Bose wrote:Just imagine....Dilbullah goes into tambu and for phirst time delicately removes boorqha of new bibi and bhat does he see - Padshah Noori staring at him from behind the boorqha! :twisted:
Dilbullah gets into a tambu and gets bamboo ed? :lol: :lol:
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^^^Ya'Allah! vina mullah bosting on BENIS! :eek: Bhat haj the duniya come to bhen TFTA Yum-Bee-Aye mards encroach on unwashed territory :(( :((
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