Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 19 Aug 2011 21:13

archan wrote:bhyphor nopody haj a peard in the apove bicchar

Jawap obtion ek: they are all nanhas
Jawap obtion do: they are all qafirs

Becaaj it ij the first din in the life of pa'astan. Gibe it some time, Archan-ur-Questiony.

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 19 Aug 2011 21:26

archan wrote:bhyphor nopody haj a peard in the apove bicchar

Jawap obtion ek: they are all nanhas
Jawap obtion do: they are all qafirs

Bee kase Bakistan was phunded bhy Gillette?

RajeshA · Post by **RajeshA** » 19 Aug 2011 21:26

Jawab obtion teen: they are all metroseksuals and do hair-beeling!
Jawab obtion char: they are all pheminine gayj!
Jawab obtion phaib: they are all Eskimos!
Jawab obtion paanch: they have all sent their peards phor abblikashun oph henna!
Jawab obtion scchey: their pegums were not beeling to lend their beards to them on this din!

partha · Post by **partha** » 20 Aug 2011 11:56

another 30 people killed in krachi. me thinks time haj come for a movement. do joo all remember how we got our freedom from dirty yindoos? direct action day. yes we should tell our goberment thij - if joo don't stop killings of people in krachi we will call for direct action day and do some killings of people and blood will flow.

partha · Post by **partha** » 21 Aug 2011 04:24

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http://www.dawn.com/2011/08/21/fuel-crisis-pushes-power-shortfall-beyond-7000mw.html

onlee way to solve this crisis. give more guns to people of bakistan. power flows through the barrel of guns.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 21 Aug 2011 04:55

Sarre Swalo ka Ek Jawab in Dho beechar ..

Kaun hai woh Kaun jisne Paupeerland banaya
Dharti pei aaj Jahhanum ko dikhayya?

Naa tho insann ki yeh aulad hai. Naa tho janwar jaise auwkkatt hai
Lord Of Terrosim MA Djiiiinnah ki. Yeh ajibo gareeb Saugat hai!!

partha · Post by **partha** » 21 Aug 2011 09:58

http://tribune.com.pk/story/235373/no-c ... d-zardari/

ISLAMABAD: President Asif Ali Zardari has taken notice of the worsening law and order situation in Karachi. Chairing a high level meeting in Islamabad at Aiwan-e-Sadr over the law and order situation in Karachi, Zardari said that no criminal would be spared. To prove his point, he has shifted his presidency to Karachi central jail.

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 21 Aug 2011 10:18

Here is what nutty nation has to say about laWhoree Groper:

PM allows woman to reach him

LAHORE – When Prime Minister Syed Yousuf Raza Gilani was sitting on the stage prior to his address at the ground-breaking ceremony of the Aiwan-e-Quaid-i-Azam on Saturday, a lady tried to reach him, but the security stopped him at a distance a few yards from him.
However, seeing the lady trying to reach out to him, Gilani beckoned the security men to allow her

RajeshA · Post by **RajeshA** » 21 Aug 2011 10:45

Narad wrote:Here is what nutty nation has to say about laWhoree Groper:

PM allows woman to reach him
LAHORE – When Prime Minister Syed Yousuf Raza Gilani was sitting on the stage prior to his address at the ground-breaking ceremony of the Aiwan-e-Quaid-i-Azam on Saturday, a lady tried to reach him, but the security stopped him at a distance a few yards from him.
However, seeing the lady trying to reach out to him, Gilani beckoned the security men to allow her

Someday Gilani is going to squeeze, and then he will find out that the lady was not a lady, and the squeezables were silicon bombs!

Big Baada Booom!

Gaurav_S · Post by **Gaurav_S** » 21 Aug 2011 15:45

Bakistan wants everything like India. After begging for new-clear deal same as India bakistanis now beg for

Pakistan yearns for a ‘Hazare' too

Hope they find atleast one Hazare in this terrorist land.

Brad Goodman · Post by **Brad Goodman** » 21 Aug 2011 16:02

^^^ Hazaar terrorists yes one Hazare no.

Bob V · Post by **Bob V** » 21 Aug 2011 23:22

" that's how he ran across the border"

RajeshA · Post by **RajeshA** » 22 Aug 2011 12:39

Published on Aug 22, 2011
By Jasmine
Initiating honesty: Pak Tea House

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http://pakteahouse.net/2011/08/22/truth-or-dare/

I am a prostitute; a female who sells her body to anyone who will buy it. You know me by different names, hooker, bitch, whore and many others that soothe your tainted soul. Today, I am called an escort. My career is different from yours but I am an entrepreneur in my own way.

I am lucky in many ways. I did not have to spend hours by the roadsides waiting for men to pick me up in their run down cars. I was “blessed” for I am beautiful. The men who can afford me today are the very cream of your society, men you know as leaders, industrialists, politicians, social welfare workers, famous authors and journalists. I have been to more exclusive parties and intimate dinners than you can dream of.

Paki Liberals now use Prostitutes for invoking readers' interest!

anirban_aim · Post by **anirban_aim** » 22 Aug 2011 22:21

Mullahs aur mujahids, bhy doo beoble sya thaat baakistanis are soo baakward? Bee are ahead aaf everybaady jee faar jyorslef:

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Thees ij aawar bullet treain...

anirban_aim · Post by **anirban_aim** » 22 Aug 2011 22:32

Bhy is crime low is aawar pious cunt-ry Bheechaoous bee have good bolice.....

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Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 22 Aug 2011 23:07

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 22 Aug 2011 23:09

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tfta pakis and ghazis cheering for chulbul pandey

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 22 Aug 2011 23:18

3 women ‘dupe, kidnap, rape’ man in Karachi

* Case registered, police looking for alleged rapists
* Police say man sexually assaulted over four days

KARACHI: Karachi police have registered a case against three unidentified women who allegedly kidnapped a man and raped him over four consecutive days and then threw him near Qayyumabad River in an unconscious state. The case has been registered on a complaint by the victim, identified only as Khalil (23) – who recently arrived in Karachi from Rahimyar Khan and works as a waiter at a restaurant in Neelum Colony, Clifton. On the night of January 27, an identified man ordered Khalil to deliver food to women sitting in a car parked outside the restaurant where he works. “After giving me the order, the man went towards the car. I took the order to the car where the women – two of whom were young and the third was middle-aged – told me that they had recently shifted to the area,” said Khalil. He said the women asked him to deliver food to their house every day, and he agreed. “They asked me to go along with them in the car ... they said they wanted to show me where their house was.” Khalil said the women gave him a ‘glazed sweet’ and once they got to the house, “they gave me milk that had some drug mixed in it ... I fell unconscious after drinking it”. Khalil said when he gained consciousness, he found that the women had undressed him, “and they were forcing themselves onto me”. ASP Asad Raza said the women assaulted Khalil sexually for the next four days, and then threw him near Qayyumabad River. Khalil managed to stop a passing motorist – who took him to Civil Hospital. “His condition is really bad ... his genitals are bleeding and he cannot walk properly,” said Raza. Raza said the women belonged to rich families of Karachi’s Clifton area. “It’s a complicated case ... but we are hoping that we will solve it soon,” he added. faraz khan

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 23 Aug 2011 01:23

RajeshA wrote:Published on Aug 22, 2011
By Jasmine
Initiating honesty: Pak Tea House
Paki Liberals now use Prostitutes for invoking readers' interest!

Da browstitute izz beery korrect shybol of bawkistan.
Pesh hai
Inbreeding kiye jaa, retardness ki chinta mat kar tu Poakmaan
Jyon Jyon behna se shadi karega, Ratputtar rahega Roachmaan.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFyoXs-8 ... re=related

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 23 Aug 2011 03:00

Molanaa Darling Song EXPRESS
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Chaudhry k Pechay Kya Hai Darling New Song By Express News
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9izPepej ... re=related

hnair · Post by **hnair** » 23 Aug 2011 06:46

VinodTK wrote:Anna's boss spoke highly of him, says historian
Pune: Congress spokesperson, Manish Tewari's caustic remarks against veteran Gandhian, Anna Hazare — that the latter had "deserted the army"— has left military historian Shashikant Menhendale fuming.
....
As soon as Hazare met his former boss at the memorial, he put on his trademark topi and gave a smart salute to the General. When an astonished Sahasrabudhe remonstrated, Hazare replied, "How can I forget that you were my former boss?" Menhendale recollected that both had tears in their eyes during the meeting.

A-o-A from pahads, birathers. My madarassah dorm mates believes if Anna is from Bakistan, would have been an actual deserter and late Maj Gen saab would have been the 12th President of Bakis with "Nishan-e-chai-but-no-paani" awarded to himself..... Everything is ulta-pulta with stupid kaffirs

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 24 Aug 2011 15:29

New and imbroved virgin of Baki Raakit Mard with extended exhaust bibe

Sbot the RAA agint

Murugan · Post by **Murugan** » 24 Aug 2011 15:47

All the bious maulaners sitting the the bhehicle "gawd ij grate" - are raa agints

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 24 Aug 2011 19:44

Looks like God is Cheat to me

partha · Post by **partha** » 25 Aug 2011 02:47

gentle-e-mards and gentle-e-wimmens,

http://archives.dawn.com/weekly/encount ... unter2.htm

Is Pakistan a failed state?

http://archives.dawn.com/archives/19785

Failed policy or failed state?

http://archives.dawn.com/archives/28881

Not a failed state

http://blog.dawn.com/2009/03/18/failed- ... ot-really/

Failed State? Not really

http://www.dawn.com/2011/08/24/a-failed-state.html

A failed state?

the koschen ij:

"ij bakistan a failed state?" - ij thij the new "what did jinnah say"?

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 25 Aug 2011 02:52

Paawkisstan izz nnaaat a phailes state butt da mosht "Pailled" state .
Da Pain yand hurt izz da natural ootkum oph thiz 60yeerz oph Pailling bi many bigg phellas . Dhey wont Phaile azz laang azz dhey arr getting Pailled.

( Paill= da desi lafaz phor rough gubo-bing en aktion)

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 26 Aug 2011 00:28

Tu Kayar hain, main teri Shayari
Tu Ashiq hain, mat jao Hira Mandi
Tujhe visa dene ko dil karta hain
Oh meri Phoonk Sundari

negi · Post by **negi** » 26 Aug 2011 02:05

Hum chinku hain to kya hua dilwale hain
hum tere tere tere dalle hain
hum chinku hain to kya hua dilwale hain
ye gore galan tandana
mera chota mijjile tandana
ye vajeline ka dabba tandana
hum tere tere tere dalle hain
hum chinku hain to kya hua dilwale hain

BijuShet · Post by **BijuShet** » 26 Aug 2011 02:16

Caption Time:

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 26 Aug 2011 02:52

Mahendra wrote:[img]
Tujhe visa dene ko dil karta hain
Oh meri Phoonk Sundari

Vazleen lagga ke na jee chorrdd jayyeaye
Nayye nayye Musharraf hai, jarra joor Payyeye.

Neela · Post by **Neela** » 26 Aug 2011 16:04

BijuShet wrote:Caption Time:

Pakistan ulta nation!

I scratch your ~~back~~ man-boobs, you scratch mine

Hiten · Post by **Hiten** » 26 Aug 2011 21:06

baki goat in tradishunal arap GUBO pojishun on cliphton beech in krachi waiting phor her TFTA baki mard to ride her to jannat

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 26 Aug 2011 22:27

Neela wrote:
BijuShet wrote:Caption Time:

Pakistan ulta nation!

I scratch your ~~back~~ man-boobs, you scratch mine

Afridi: Is that a tampon string sticking out of your hat?

Miya: he he

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 26 Aug 2011 22:29

Hindu wannbe bindi wearing raw agint lady rattles Khalifa's cage

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENlWhhySHuU

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 27 Aug 2011 08:58

Bhat ij wraang with this pikchar?

uddu · Post by **uddu** » 27 Aug 2011 09:19

^^^The bichar says The shopkeeper dont know business. In a land of Burqa, how can he sell something other than Burqa?

uddu · Post by **uddu** » 27 Aug 2011 09:20

Mahendra wrote:Looks like God is Cheat to me

It's arafic birather. In arafic it reads "taerg is a a dog"
Tariq is a dog? surely RAA agints inside the van.

archan · Post by **archan** » 27 Aug 2011 10:28

vdutta wrote:Hindu wannbe bindi wearing raw agint lady rattles Khalifa's cage

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENlWhhySHuU

That shows the bada dil oph Brofat-ul-laal-topi. Kuch ho na ho, dil to bada hai ji. He allows a non-hijabed, bindi-eraring, sari-earing motorham to run all over him. Bhat greatness! bhat humility! unseen pefore! take that joo qafirs!
Howebher, I do naat samajh the matlab-e-beep in the bhidio. Bhyphor the naam oph the wimmen with whom Brofat Zaman ij subbosed to have ahem-ed on TV waaj beeped out? hain? who waaj this wimmen with whom Brofat is subbosed to have jootupe bhidios put he denies it? bhyphor so much aversion to that barticular motorham?

partha · Post by **partha** » 27 Aug 2011 11:36

anupmisra wrote:Bhat ij wraang with this pikchar?

are there 3 wimmens in this bicchar?

archan · Post by **archan** » 27 Aug 2011 16:20

Diyar hadith-ar,
I do naat samajh bhat the bious "higher peings" of f soudi arapia are ub to.
9,000-year old civilization discovered in Saudi Arabia
Now joo tell me bhat ij wrong bith thij neuj item?

Aljo, bhat should the bious do to such "aechaeological"

sites hain?