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Once an elephant and a rat confronted and the elephant inquired, who are you, the rat replied with full confidence that I am also an elephant but remained not well during my childhood days that the reason I shrank to my present size.
Kiyani and Petraeus!
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There is only one raa agint..

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AoA...

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Core commanders of PA and Hillary Clinton are having a meeting.

Hillary Clinton: You must stop poking in Afghanistan affairs and US cannot tolerate anymore nuisance, and who is helm of the affairs.
A steaky voice: Mein Ass phuck kia nahi.

Everybody in the room had confused, weather the answer is to the first or second part of question.
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In Bakistan it's OMGIFBD - oh my god it's flag burning day.
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partha wrote:In Bakistan it's OMGIFBD - oh my god it's flag burning day.
thousand lice be in jour peard ahmedia paratha khan
eet should be
"yaalla! eet eej phlag pootifikashun din"
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harbans wrote:AoA, Bismullah, habibullah, kabuliwallah, chanawallah louder and throatier AOA and so on......Bakistani IT ka jawab nahi waah kya khoob!


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All in the family



Sec. Clinton broke into laughter during a town hall meeting in Islamabad when an audience member compared the United States to a mother-in-law who is "just not satisfied" with Pakistan (AP). "We are trying to please you, and every time you come and visit us you have a new idea and tell us, 'You are not doing enough and need to work harder,'" the woman said.
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So who is the groom?
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Bedardi Armitage tum ko Kiyani yaad karta hai
Rotta hai aaurr aanhe bharta hai
Jub jub woh Ass-saaf karta hai.
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Why to have pakistan railway, when Saudi Arabia and Afghanistan dont have, hain jee?? - Paki Railway minister. :rotfl:

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Narad wrote:Why to have pakistan railway, when Saudi Arabia and Afghanistan dont have, hain jee?? - Paki Railway minister. :rotfl:
:rotfl:

bojitive neuj: background myoojik waj not from kuffar bollywood. elsj it would have been adding mirch on the wounds.
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i soch we hab to make it new clear to clinton sahiba. "restore strat-e-gic balance in south asia or else we will lose mental balance".
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partha wrote:i soch we hab to make it new clear to clinton sahiba. "restore strat-e-gic balance in south asia or else we will lose mental balance".
lose? They still have it?
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krishnan wrote:
partha wrote:i soch we hab to make it new clear to clinton sahiba. "restore strat-e-gic balance in south asia or else we will lose mental balance".
lose? They still have it?
whoj fathers what goej to threaten i pooch.
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krishnan wrote:So who is the groom?
aarey krishnanullah. The gruem eej henna kharni hoo lieks tu drezs liek a janawt ki houri :eek:
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krishnan wrote:
partha wrote:i soch we hab to make it new clear to clinton sahiba. "restore strat-e-gic balance in south asia or else we will lose mental balance".
lose? They still have it?
yay sub yindoo kuffiron ka kaam hai. Yindoo kaffiron ney hamey ek bollywood phillum bhejji: Bheja Phry. Woh dekhkey hum puristanion ka bheja hi phry karr diya. :((

Und becauj Kiya nahi haj no breainz lepht he ees thrataning to blouw oph phried breainz!. Bhery gud takteek! :D
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partha wrote:i hear yindoos are holding something called phormullah 1. whatever it ij, amreeka should give that phormullah to bakistan to restore the balance in south asia.
:rotfl: :rotfl:
mashalla parthabuddin. too good.
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Lol.... Meera's amazing English.

"We will be the back after right short break."

Hehehehe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrPKTHwf ... re=related
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yindoo helicopter hamare kabze mein hain. AOA. AK Phyr in the air.

RADARS WERE ON AND WORKING. Take that amreeka and yindia.
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Diyar Peeloveds,

The phollowing bideo is a "must botch" as the hadeeth goes. Ali Azmat birader expojes yeevil blots by Yamreeka and Zionists to under-e-mine all the nana mujahids by phorcing aaal musicians to uje 440Hz aj the tuning phrebency oph note 'A' phor their instruments (maaphi phor aal thij technikal baathcheeth).

[youtube]qIK-nHe6hJY#![/youtube]

I propoje that ali ajmat must be lashed bith 440 strokes phor playing mujic in phrist place. Ijn't naach gaana haram, hain jee?

He aaljo talks about bahut other taapics oph interest to maadern mujahids like us. Do take a lijen.
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Look, WW III haj already started! They have infected our maai baap the Araps with cult-r-all inbasion. Look at them doing langada naach like Mai-ke-lal Jaiksan.



Even the kuffar, ebil Push is showing off that he haj conquered our Ummah King of Araps -

[youtube]koA4ETQCvd0&feature=related[/youtube]

This is truly a sad moment for all biraders. Our so-virginity has been violated.

To quote Mubashir bhai - Thij ij heaby s-tuff. :rotfl:
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Anujan wrote:
There was a statement released after a Crore Commander meeting a few months back, where Paki Jernails issued statement to the effect of "Economy should grow at 8% so that the Army can be adequately funded!! The stupid Civvies are neglecting their duty!!" This strangely coincided with Unkil stopping aid.
Anujanullah, joo are mistaken. it ij a coded message to all gentlemards by the good jernail. he meanj 8% growth of baki raakits. that and only that can restore the honor and dignity of bakistan.

the jernail aljo knows that bakistan doej not have economy but dekho no money. so 8% of no money ij no money. that ij why it ij a coded message to be interpreted aj above.
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new gana emerging from radio lahore

"hum hain sub musharraf ke bandein
tan man se sub hai gandhein
hum maalish kartein hain aaisee
eeeheey, eeeheey

mera raackit mere khayal mein hai lambein
mera dost pakaRta hain aise
woh maalish karta hain aaisee...
eeeheey, eeheey..."

other mujahids may be able to decipher the other lyrics...
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ankitash wrote:Image
Mashallah birather,
inspired phy juar neu phlag i dreamt up a neu
Breample to bakistan's recurring Constitupation
In the name of Arrah, the most
beneficent, the most Merci-e-phool.

~~~~~~THE CONSTITUPATION OF THE ISLAMIC JUMMA-ri'IED (Rebuplic) OF BAKISTAN~~~~~~

[April 12, 1973]

BREAMPLE,

Whereas the so-virginity of the entire Universe including that of Ayeshas, NanhaMujahids,Daankeys and most imbortantly, Kuspoos pelongs to Arrah-Al'-e-mighty alone, and the authority to enjoy theeij virginities by the Abduls of Bakistan without any limits is a sacred and more importantly a collective trust;
Yand whereass it is the will oph the Abduls of Bakistan to establish an order—
Wherein the State shall maalish pherst :oops: and benetrate and ejja-e-culate its phawar and authority in the aam abdphools by the chosen representatives of the Abduls ,which is the glorious Bakistani Army;
Wherein the principles of Mullahcracy indulging in Bachaybazy , phreedom from minorities , equality between Hoors and Khuspoos, tolerance to Heroin and socialistic justice (looting) as enunciated by Noor-e-Islam, shall be fully observed;
Wherein the Momeen shall be enabled to order others (including pigs and kuffar) lives in the individual and collective spheres in accordance with the teachings and requirements of Islam as set out in the Holy Qitab and Sunnah;
Wherein adequate provision shall be made for the minorities to freely profess Islam (even phy phorce oph momeen) and then freely practise ghulami to uber-momeen (AKA araps) and then freely develop their cultures mirrorphool butt mindphool of the glorious culture of the pissfull sands of Arapia;
Wherein the territories now included in or in accession with Bakistan and such other territories as may hereafter be included or most probably secede from Bakistan shall form a loose motion, wherein the units will be autonomous with such boundaries and limitations on their powers and authority as may be prescribed by good doktors of Amreeka;
Wherein shall be guaranteed fundamental rights, including equality petween pigs and minorities, of opportunity to pillage and loot and before Islamic law, dekhonomonic and political justice,
and freedom of thought and action (to declare and kill wajib-ul-qatal like Blasphemers, Hinjews ,qaidani ,shia and pigs) expressions of outrage and murder (towards dirty kaafir), belief in 72 after death, faith, worship the mounted statue of Zaid-Mahdi , subject to law and public morality of burkha outside but mujra inside;
Wherein adequate provisions shall be made to safeguard the well known problems of minorities and backward and depressed classes and show them the phinal solution in Noor-e-Islam;
Wherein the interdependence of the judiciary shall be fully secured by dollah or danda ;
Wherein the integrity of the territories of the loose motion, its independence and all its rights, including its virginity oph land, sea and air, shall be safeguarded phrom eevil eye of Hindu kuufar-B astard while phully satisfying the needs of arap yand yamreeki mastas ;

So that the Abduls of Bakistan may prosper to attain their rightful and honored feeling of sitting apove the tallest yand sharpest pole amongst the nations of the World and thus impaled, make their full contribution towards international Beace and progress and happiness of humanity:

Now, therephore, we, the Abdphools of Bakistan,
Conscious of our responsibility before Almighty Arrah and glorious araps;
Cognisant of the sacrifices made by the Bengalis,Hindjews and wild pigs to the cause of Bakistan;

Faithfool to the declaration made by the phounder of Bakistan, Poak-e-Azam Mohammad Ali DJinnah, that Bakistan would be a democratic State impaled on Islamic Principles of social justice;
Dedicated to the preservation of Mullahcracy achieved by the unremitting struggle of the Bengalis against oppression and tyranny of Hinjew Kuffar B astards;

Inspired by the resolve to surmount the pain of our forced national and political unity and solidarity by the ever egalitarian penetrations of pakistani Army ;
Do hereby, through our representatives in the National Assembly, pakaake, jashn seKhake, give to ourselves, this lasting Constitupation.

Bakistaan Pain-da-Butt !!
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:rotfl: :rotfl:
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Ek Takke Ka Mulk !!

TMP= Takke Ka Mulk Pakistan
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eye yam dishappointmented that maulers hiyar did not listen to gaana by be-aurat birgade...
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i heard a yindoo got jailed for some insider bujiness in amreeka? ij it true? yindoo showed hij true colors. bakis never do inside bujiness. bakis do outsider bujiness only. in prime locashuns like times chowk.
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All oph pakistan ij showcajed by Aloo Andee vidiyoh and the peearyeph pholks are phloored by it. put looks likey the amirkhan ij trying to peat the pakistan aloo andee video.
Pliss to watching pelow.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3QG29jSL6Y
Phair Varning: Veiwever diskreschun adbised. Dishturbing images could cauj the true mujhaids on premajure phyrre.

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Alhamdulillah Alama ZH

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The wet dreams of a Pakistani?
http://www.opinion-maker.org/2011/10/pr ... rmageddon/
Operation Al-Boraq is in progress, the hour of Pakistan's glory, and the utter defeat of the USA-ISRAEL-INDIA axis is near! Our engineers have been tirelessly working in extreme heat deep beneath the Mexican-American Sonoran desert border to construct tunnels through which we have supplied suitcase-sized nuclear bombs to the faithful mujahedeen. Our faithful mujahideen in India, Israel and the USA have also been issued scores of suitcase-sized nuclear bombs to lie in wait for a signal from Islamabad. In phase 1 of Operation Al-Boraq, at the appointed sunset hour, upon a signal from Islamabad, scores of suitcase nuclear bombs will be detonated simultaneously in India, destroying for ever that den of infidels. In phase 2 of Opearation Al-Boraq, exactly 6 hours later, when night falls upon Israel, our mujahedeen shall detonate the nuclear charges in Haifa, Tel-Aviv and other cities, destroying for ever that country of sinners. 6 more hours later, Phase 3 of Operation Al-Boraq shall involve detonation of the suitcase nukes simultaneously throughout the major cities in the USA. Thus, within 18 hours, the world shall be rid forever of the 3 major centers of anti-Islamic thought, and Islam shall rule the world, with Pakistan as its leader! Arise, O Mussulman, it is time to do your part and claim your rightful place in the World!
Aur tumhara kya hoga kalia?
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^^
it ij actually Al-Borat.
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Prime Minister Yusuf Raza Gilani has said that efforts were afoot for combating polio in the country under an action plan made for its eradication.
The yindoo kaffirs hab wun. :(( . Bhee awr eradeekayteeng ower phriend pholio.
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Zardari bhi lelo, Nawaz bhi lelo
Bhale cheen lo humse Yusuf Gilani
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Rota hai kyon tuu o Poaker Harami
Choota hai tuu Chotti Teri Jindgaani
Duss Bees Baras abb tuu owrr Jee lai
Rahegi na Terri koi Naamo Nishani.

Shuru hogi nayee tubb South Asia ki Kahani
India hee India hogga subbkee Jabaani !!
Rotti bhi denge, bijli bhi denge
Orr tumko dengi hum thora saa Paani,
Badle mei iske tuu becchhe Jnnanis.
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south asia had its first formula 1 race. if only zia ul haq was not there, pakistan would have hosted this race by now. even now if we get cashmere and zardari is kicked out we can host this formula 1 race. not a big deal. but the question is when pakistan is facing terrorism, daily 9/11s, amreekan threat, floods, does south asia need this expensive sport.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Io9ab3T4 ... detailpage
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
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partha wrote:south asia had its first formula 1 race. if only zia ul haq was not there, pakistan would have hosted this race by now. even now if we get cashmere and zardari is kicked out we can host this formula 1 race. not a big deal. but the question is when pakistan is facing terrorism, daily 9/11s, amreekan threat, floods, does south asia need this expensive sport.
Qweshton - we just heard from the phamous singers that there was no bijilly ya paani ... (they forgot about taeil). For phormula one in sauth Asia, where will bakistaniat get taeil? shouldn't we be conducting phormula one race using daankeys or oonts, which would be sharia compliant? Or we could have cumpetition in kave kamplex for IED and soosai vest phormula.
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doej it really matter if cashmere ij in south asia or south asia?
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