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ju habh inshulted my four-fathers, now prepare to die!
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Lalmohan wrote:ju habh inshulted my four-fathers, now prepare to die!
Yonlee four!! Eye thooght Poaks arr Sahastarbeejee beeple.
Bith da phace oph wilderbeast, Poaq got da brain oph Donkey , mouth oph Ant eater, Noze oph Goorila, voice oph crow and Musharraf oph Elephant. Gawd ran oot oph sbare barts to blant da spine, noww dhey yall survibe taiking natuural bozion on yall four.
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eye shud habh added lip synch mismatch motions - like all good kung-fu movies!
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Diyar maulaners, yeditar,
bliss to pass fartwa on this wah-ji-bull-cattle !! Ij this halal due to the tattoo or haraam? (NSFW!!!!)
http://fhmindia.com/index.php/2011-04-2 ... ember-2011
bliss to pass fartwa on this wah-ji-bull-cattle !! Ij this halal due to the tattoo or haraam? (NSFW!!!!)
http://fhmindia.com/index.php/2011-04-2 ... ember-2011
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Joo are mijjtaken..Prasad wrote:Diyar maulaners, yeditar,
bliss to pass fartwa on this wah-ji-bull-cattle !! Ij this halal due to the tattoo or haraam? (NSFW!!!!)
http://fhmindia.com/index.php/2011-04-2 ... ember-2011
Theej eej won off abar rekrootment dribes for bresh mujahids.. also our peeyaar inijiyative to make the goras thunk bedder ob us..
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eye ass eye's strategic assets are exposed ...jeehaaaard on that kufr magazine. yyy conpirajy onlee. thij broves the imbortance of burqa. shuttle cock burqa for all baki wimmens. AoA!Prasad wrote:Diyar maulaners, yeditar,
bliss to pass fartwa on this wah-ji-bull-cattle !! Ij this halal due to the tattoo or haraam? (NSFW!!!!)
http://fhmindia.com/index.php/2011-04-2 ... ember-2011
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who ij the motorham?
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Introducing Memo Touch
Suphanallah! the yindoos can make their Aakash or bhatever taplets sasta. The TFTA bakistanese have their own TFTA taplet now. It ij called the "Memo Touch". It servj dual burbose, Haqqani saheb can tybe hij memos on it, and Gilani saheb can test out its "touch" features. It ij aalso dejined phor beebul with shaart term memory lass (STML) or bermanent memory laass (PML - Nawaz miyan would love it). I think jarnail musharraf can uje it to cure hij shaart term memory lass of 1999 Kargil GUBO and the bakistanese can use it to cure the bermanent memory lass of the times in 47, 65 and 71.
yours suggestingly
Al Baqr bin reborti.
Suphanallah! the yindoos can make their Aakash or bhatever taplets sasta. The TFTA bakistanese have their own TFTA taplet now. It ij called the "Memo Touch". It servj dual burbose, Haqqani saheb can tybe hij memos on it, and Gilani saheb can test out its "touch" features. It ij aalso dejined phor beebul with shaart term memory lass (STML) or bermanent memory laass (PML - Nawaz miyan would love it). I think jarnail musharraf can uje it to cure hij shaart term memory lass of 1999 Kargil GUBO and the bakistanese can use it to cure the bermanent memory lass of the times in 47, 65 and 71.
yours suggestingly
Al Baqr bin reborti.
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Murlin Monroe of Baksitan: Veena MAlikwho ij the motorham?
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100 stribes to Gernail Basha. Eet shud bhee Hyeena Car
Eesuud een eentarest oph Caliphate oph Bakistun
Phrom Peepeepee paartee
Eesuud een eentarest oph Caliphate oph Bakistun
Phrom Peepeepee paartee
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motorham christine-al-fairi has been tweeting about this bicchar oph ISI under cover agents - wants to know who can top it?
perhaps kiyanahi-al-fresco-bin-muscli?
perhaps kiyanahi-al-fresco-bin-muscli?
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Ass eye =Musharraf ?[quote="parthaeye ass eye's strategic assets are exposed ...jeehaaaard on that kufr magazine. yyy conpirajy onlee. thij broves the imbortance of burqa. shuttle cock burqa for all baki wimmens. AoA!
Iph Poaqtoons haab Ass eye dhen boy, dhey musht shuuder in dheir udder bhen Amritraj oben his shutter.
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IEDological burity test phor nanhas wanting to become see-near mullahs.
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Inshalla soon our kanukistan mullas in mufti will make burkha a mandatory uniform in our katholic madrassas.
Hain Jee, jou can even see the famed Pindliyon ka Gooda!!! (the phamos hakimulla's kave comblex) no wonder all the nanha mujahids want to be stamped a canadian vija.Yoga pants rule riles Ottawa students
Students at a Catholic high school in south Ottawa are protesting a dress code that requires a long shirt be worn with form-fitting yoga pants......
"I've seen it really form-fitting — that I can see the outline of everything on their body," one said. "It just adds too much temptation for the boys in the school."
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US-Haqqani Network Relations Hit a New Low: 28 Haqqani Fighters Not Targeted By NATO
From Chief Reporter, NSN Fak-Ap desk:
The latest border skirmish between NATO and Haqqani network fighters has reduced the possibility of US-Haqqani network rapprochement. Haqqani network fighters who fired at NATO were not targeted by NATO in an incident where the parties offered conflicting assessments.
"We were firing at a NATO patrol for over two hours with 12.7mm guns and Mortar and NATO did not even fire a shot back at us" Said Apdul Mujahid a Haqqani network fighter. "This level of disrespect for the Mujahids and a basic denial of their rights to 72 houris will make it very difficult for Haqqani network to participate in peace talks" he added.
However NATO general James T'fpe offered a conflicting explanation. "Our patrol came under heavy small arms fire and mortar fire and we checked with our Pakistani tactical co-ordination officer, who immediately denied that the post was Pakistani and such a Pakistani border post existed at all. Based on the speed of his denial and the History of Pakistan army being liars and not wishing to provoke an international incident, we assumed that we were being fired upon by the Pakistani army as usual and refrained from returning fire" he said. However, his version was contradicted by Apdul Mujahid who came out with additional details. He claimed that the post was flying a black talipaan flag, and not the usual white Pakistan army flag. He added "Despite repeated threats from NATO to disengage, unlike Pakistan army, we did not scurry back across the border and continued to engage them. How could they mistake us for the Army?" He asked.
NATO sources from the border patrol, who decided to be anonymous because they were not authorized to speak claimed that the post was in fact a Pakistan army post. "Intelligence was faulty about whether the post was occupied by serving Pakistani jernails or the same Jernails working overtime and claiming to retired and rogue ISI. So we decided to play it safe" he claimed. He further added that "Radio intercepts indicated that a Pakistani captain just had a baby, we were unsure if he was firing in the air to celebrate". Pakistan tactical co-ordination officer also contradicted NATO comments "I really did in fact check with Pakistan army and such a post did not exist. It wasnt one of our usual 'Kasab is not Pakistani' denials" Upon being contacted for comments, the spokesman for ISPR, Maj-Gen Athar Abbas said that Pakistan Army units were instructed by General Ashphuck Kayani that Pakistan army could now provide covering fire in support of taalipaan without checking with the chain of command, because NATO was unlikely to retaliate.
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mullahs, please to tell me why is peeaareff silent on the news that mullen etc find paki jerk nails very handsome in uniform. yesu-ina gori and her friends on tv called it homo-erotic. la hol vila isn't it plasfemi? goats, camels ok but jerk nails from other armi?
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link/url for the original info plij?shaardula wrote:mullahs, please to tell me why is peeaareff silent on the news that mullen etc find paki jerk nails very handsome in uniform. yesu-ina gori and her friends on tv called it homo-erotic. la hol vila isn't it plasfemi? goats, camels ok but jerk nails from other armi?
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Thij ij kuphir yindoo kanspiracy onlee. who needs kehl-ladka (play poy) when google chacha ij modern?
http://forums.bharat-rakshak.com/viewto ... 3#p1205333
Pure nanahs go phor the real thing... Plisss to take note of tradishun of pakistan. no.1 in google chacha list.Anujan wrote:IEDological burity test phor nanhas wanting to become see-near mullahs.
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jerk nailsshaardula wrote:mullahs, please to tell me why is peeaareff silent on the news that mullen etc find paki jerk nails very handsome in uniform. yesu-ina gori and her friends on tv called it homo-erotic. la hol vila isn't it plasfemi? goats, camels ok but jerk nails from other armi?
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http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/art ... 457916f8c7
diyar birathers, what ij thij that our minister ij referring to when he says real or fake? i yam just wondering whether services of prime minister gilanahi ij required for thij who ij exbert in these matters.Pakistani model's nude photo causes fury
Asked by reporters whether Pakistan would "pursue the matter" legally, the country's Interior Minister Rehman Malik said Saturday, "First, let us see whether it is real or fake."
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Ju are kaarect Mullah Partha.partha wrote:http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/art ... 457916f8c7
diyar birathers, what ij thij that our minister ij referring to when he says real or fake? i yam just wondering whether services of prime minister gilanahi ij required for thij who ij exbert in these matters.Pakistani model's nude photo causes fury
Asked by reporters whether Pakistan would "pursue the matter" legally, the country's Interior Minister Rehman Malik said Saturday, "First, let us see whether it is real or fake."
Prime Meenishter Gilanahi ees ryght man phor thees jab. jusht bhy gropeeing the pikture he kan tale bhether eet is phake ar reaal.
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Too bad all those GUBO sessions won't alievate the continous halal shaart he is afficted with.archan wrote:Introducing Memo Touch
I think jarnail musharraf can uje it to cure hij shaart term memory lass of 1999 Kargil GUBO and the bakistanese can use it to cure the bermanent memory lass of the times in 47, 65 and 71.
yours suggestingly
Al Baqr bin reborti.
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what sycofancy!!rajanb wrote:Ju are kaarect Mullah Partha.partha wrote: diyar birathers, what ij thij that our minister ij referring to when he says real or fake? i yam just wondering whether services of prime minister gilanahi ij required for thij who ij exbert in these matters.
Prime Meenishter Gilanahi ees ryght man phor thees jab. jusht bhy gropeeing the pikture he kan tale bhether eet is phake ar reaal.
Gilani is insaan(e), not jinn(a). No amont oph groping da bicher will revel anything.
Da estraight method requirej da campalsary bresence oph motor-ham Veena Mallik. Bresence oph the bicher is aptional, deep-ending an da Gilani sahib.
Btw, I have a pooch phor maulanerj: what sort oph name ij veena, hain? I saa in won indian chanal that veena meanj kaffir indian mujical injtrument.
Aalso, what doej Mallik mean? I know Maalik means Lard and Mallika means phemale Lard. Butt, what doej Mallik mean?
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Eye say it ij fake. If it were real, in the photu, we would habe seen the haath of gilly and not the haath of veenaji safeguarding the strategic assets. Daaktar Rehman Malik sahib ij right, there needs to be more dossier proof to determine whether to feel or rake.
Veenaji can cover herself with eye yes eye, but we know that she is a ra ajint. According to my sources from the Mahdi himself, she has a kufr name, looks indian, is getting her paycheck from agint Big Boss in India and taunting us in the raw. The wily banias even made her remove saffron band and manga sutra for making her poje in haram kamasutra pojes. This is the sixth generation warfare that has been unleased to affect all our six senses (ij that true hanji? I thought TFTAs didn't have any!) and make mujahids hard and not focus on jeehard.
Jeehard!!!
Veenaji can cover herself with eye yes eye, but we know that she is a ra ajint. According to my sources from the Mahdi himself, she has a kufr name, looks indian, is getting her paycheck from agint Big Boss in India and taunting us in the raw. The wily banias even made her remove saffron band and manga sutra for making her poje in haram kamasutra pojes. This is the sixth generation warfare that has been unleased to affect all our six senses (ij that true hanji? I thought TFTAs didn't have any!) and make mujahids hard and not focus on jeehard.
Jeehard!!!
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Izz Google keebing kount oph VM search koming phrom Poaqtoonland?
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The meaning of the Baki flag is that the white is to represent the minorities. Could it be that the picture signifies the 'pure' have left for jannat, leaving the impure to fend for themselves?Anujan wrote:From our staff reporter NSN desk:
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Da naam izz Noball,Eye yam da zild oph Ikball , Granphather had halph ball and Aammijaan 3.5.
Guezz yand shove da Poakuzzle.
Guezz yand shove da Poakuzzle.
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Mulla Muhabbat,Prem wrote:Da naam izz Noball,Eye yam da zild oph Ikball , Granphather had halph ball and Aammijaan 3.5.
Guezz yand shove da Poakuzzle.
The aansher ij Jahil "Bina Baal" Hamid.
Salam
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From the land of the four fathers of Bakis and their spiritual guide ...
http://www.upi.com/Top_News/World-News/ ... 322832741/
In jannat, there is no need for cars. That is why there is no shortage of virgins.
http://www.upi.com/Top_News/World-News/ ... 322832741/
In jannat, there is no need for cars. That is why there is no shortage of virgins.
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mullahs furiously maalishing...
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Kweztion,
Mullha izz Jewsed tuu reeding riagh to lepht. VM Photus in Kuppha Kitab komes phrom lehpot to raight.
In bhiich Hand duz Mulah hold the Qitabe Al Veena Mullaeck?
Yand da Hand Band izz bermitted by Maulana Handwalla Ul Malisshie .
Mullha izz Jewsed tuu reeding riagh to lepht. VM Photus in Kuppha Kitab komes phrom lehpot to raight.
In bhiich Hand duz Mulah hold the Qitabe Al Veena Mullaeck?
Yand da Hand Band izz bermitted by Maulana Handwalla Ul Malisshie .
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Joo idiot!! Meaning oph white flag is invitashun for the NATO and Apaches to surrender. Misunfortunately as partha-mullah had posted, the Amreekis dont understand Pashtun traditions.RCase wrote:The meaning of the Baki flag is that the white is to represent the minorities. Could it be that the picture signifies the 'pure' have left for jannat, leaving the impure to fend for themselves?
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i hereby suggest a new punch line for the next level of relashunship between bakistan and amreeka:
AID NOT RAID.
AID NOT RAID.
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Suppanallah, Patha-mullah!
Extending juor iedia, RAID so laang aj we get PAID!
Extending juor iedia, RAID so laang aj we get PAID!