Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Sudip · Post by **Sudip** » 16 Apr 2012 04:26

Avalanche = RAA conspiracy

partha · Post by **partha** » 16 Apr 2012 13:20

what ij thij bannu I keep hearing about? hain? i know dhanno which i remember from yindoo movie sholay. never heard of bannu. what ij it? ij it haram or halal?

partha · Post by **partha** » 16 Apr 2012 13:34

army starting tv channel?

some brogramme recommendahuns:

raa ij war

big boss

history of baseless allegashus - documentary

downhill skiing in winter - sports show

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 16 Apr 2012 13:37

Diyar Partha Mullah

Bannu is mouth breaking reply to beepuls who say there is no freedom in Pakistan!

partha · Post by **partha** » 16 Apr 2012 13:39

army tv brogramme recommendashuns:

farming program for retired jernails and faujis: growing grass

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 16 Apr 2012 13:42

Liphe style Pakistan exhibition has 30,000 Indian visitors so far. When interviewed the visitors said they were impressed by Pakistani hospitality and said they all wanted to be in one place which was safe from Pakistani terrorists.

partha · Post by **partha** » 16 Apr 2012 13:45

^^
do theje yindoos don't know that terrorists are on both sides of the border?

sudhan · Post by **sudhan** » 16 Apr 2012 13:47

Diyar learned maulaners.. I hab a pooch..

Bhat ij theej new bakistan bremear leak?

A halal verjion of wikileak? Hain ji?

partha · Post by **partha** » 16 Apr 2012 14:20

army tv brogramme recommendashuns:

Dr. One - bakistani james bond

text lies and blackberry - baki thriller movie

hands on the mijjile - army in pictures, a documentary

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 16 Apr 2012 16:27

partha wrote:what ij thij bannu I keep hearing about? hain? i know dhanno which i remember from yindoo movie sholay. never heard of bannu. what ij it? ij it haram or halal?

Bannu ij Dhanno ki amma. Aljo, my senior-mosht coujin, thrice removed (once from a mujical kancert). Sholay waj her oldesht son who aljo waj a mujahid in pak fauj. Now he ij no more. Evil yindooj made fake awwal-lanch in siachen.

Vipin_Upadhyay · Post by **Vipin_Upadhyay** » 16 Apr 2012 23:12

i pooch bhy naat maulaners gibing fartwaa aginst haraam name SHIACHEN glass-ear, hain jee?? many Ghazis died in awwwlunches becaaz aaf thij RAA conspirazy aaf SHIAChen

eye deemand gibing a halaal naam -- SUNNICHEN/WAHABICHEN for biss & brosperity in South Asia. Salaam.

johneeG · Post by **johneeG** » 16 Apr 2012 23:16

Vipin_Upadhyay wrote:i pooch bhy naat maulaners gibing fartwaa aginst haraam name SHIACHEN glass-ear, hain jee?? many Ghazis died in awwwlunches becaaz aaf thij RAA conspirazy aaf SHIAChen

eye deemand gibing a halaal naam -- SUNNICHEN/WAHABICHEN for biss & brosperity in South Asia. Salaam.

Sunni-Cheen is the parphect naam.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 17 Apr 2012 01:46

too late, LMU naaming department already calling it Zia-Cheen parbat

partha · Post by **partha** » 17 Apr 2012 07:42

Anujan wrote:Spot the RAA agint

raa ajint ij ofcourse the news anchor. where ij the burqa hain?

SBajwa · Post by **SBajwa** » 17 Apr 2012 20:21

http://dawn.com/2012/04/16/acid-attacks ... zophrenia/

Acid Attacks and Schizorphrenia

Anurag · Post by **Anurag** » 18 Apr 2012 05:00

Hasan Nisar at his best again! LOL

[youtube]D8HQrQmpEU4&feature=g-vrec&context=G2e6b460RVAAAAAAAAAg[/youtube]

partha · Post by **partha** » 18 Apr 2012 11:05

'Squeeze' Haqqani network, US cautions Pak

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/worl ... 711701.cms

pliss someone pliss tell gilani it ij not what he thinks it ij.

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 18 Apr 2012 11:44

AoA! New takniki to revive Bakistan dekho-no-money. Pliss to Phollow steps karephooly:

1) Become Terrorist
2) Dekho wanted poster in your naam, with your tasveer on it
3) Covertly tear wanted poster phrom wall and hide it inside shalwar
4) Take wanted poster with your tasveer on it to bolice chacha
5) Claim reward and phinder's fee for phinding self (Take that Sri Sri Ravi Shankar - I don't need joo to phind myself!)

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/blo ... _blog.html

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 18 Apr 2012 11:48

Bakistan Election Slogan

Ghazni ke yug main dehshat macchi,
To Ghauri ne machayi loot.

Khan-dani bamboo se Paki gaand mari,
To gaand ban gaayi Ch**t!

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 18 Apr 2012 12:25

I yam bhery sade to breeng yu negateev nuej.

The Shia-chini glaysear inshident waj nawt Akt oph Gawd or Bwar. Like the yindoo kaffeers bhere taysting eespeciale phood phor theyar souljurs in Shia-chini, awer breve shinetestes haj debeloped a pindi channa khana phor awer trupj. bhut thoj idioat shinetestes phorm awar payint phaktori een Kamra phorgot abawt bhun asspekt. Bhen the trupj yate the meale they kud nawt kontrol the gyas. They let eet looj, together and een phormation. The thundar bhas so lowd that the abhalancje started yand nouw they awr no moar.

I pooch. Bhy kanawt Kamra steeck to paynteeng planj and mijjles?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 18 Apr 2012 12:31

diyar rajanbullah-al-afsosi
djinjeneering takniki is built on learning fram failures. eet eej all ooperwale's wish
eye hoape juour mijjile remainj well painted (and green)
although iph eet eej green for athar reajons, ju should warrie
jours
lalpraf

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 18 Apr 2012 12:52

Deear lalmullah - al -gyaswallah,

Eye gat my mijjile payntud green ath kamra onlee. bhut eet peeled oph in bhun day. (the paynt; deear mullah, nawat the mijjile. I no bhat ju awr theenkeeng) bekaus nexst day awr khoobsuraat au-raat Hyena Car bhas bisiteeng the yindoos and bhearing haraam klothes and my mijjilee eej nawt used too suchh haram. Aj yew sej, eet waj ooperwale's weesh.
eberytheeng ij phine. nawt to woeri

Phrom the mullah (missionary) Kave Komplex

tejas · Post by **tejas** » 18 Apr 2012 18:14

“On Tuesday, they started fighting over who would cook the breakfast. I shot them both dead,” he reported Ashraf as having said.

http://tribune.com.pk/story/366158/murd ... h-old-son/

Poak way to settle argument between his two wives: shoot them of course.

kish · Post by **kish** » 18 Apr 2012 19:14

Pakistan avalanche search hampered by toxic gases

Pakistan authorities said on Tuesday toxic gases were hampering the search for 138 people buried by an avalanche at a high-altitude army camp, as teams from the United States and Norway arrived at the site to help operations

"Toxic Gases"? ij it pindi channa effect?

beople here say "the only good Paki was a dead Paki". But, even dead pakis emit Toxic gases.

Take that you kuffr, pakis are deadly even after death!

partha · Post by **partha** » 19 Apr 2012 08:46

Statement by ISPR:

Pakistan strongly condemns the missile test by India. Missile test poses danger to various marine species in the north west Australian, south Indonesian ocean.

partha · Post by **partha** » 19 Apr 2012 09:19

saudi barbaria to set minimum marriage age.
http://dawn.com/2012/04/18/saudi-might- ... ge-age-fm/

what will it be? 8 years or 9 years?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 19 Apr 2012 12:14

no ju kaffir, eet eej minimum nambar of marriages at a given age

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 19 Apr 2012 14:33

partha wrote:Statement by ISPR:
Pakistan strongly condemns the missile test by India. Missile test poses danger to various marine species in the north west Australian, south Indonesian ocean.

Tobah Tobah. Thees ij blase-phame-ee. Whoo eber ryght thees mast be made cutlet wajeeb. ij he sujjesteeng dat thee yindoo kuffars masth uje bakistan as the phinal poynt oph eempakt phor theyar mijjilies?

Eye theenk dat sum oph awr mullahs preetand to shoaw payn bhen amrikki droan mijjilies goes up theyar mushes. bhen akchually eet ees pleajure dat they awr gateing. Dat is bhy dey awr dessapointed dat the beeg Yindoo mijjile bhas not aymed at theyar musshess tu gibe tham moar pleajure.

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 19 Apr 2012 16:30

Bhat is dij that I am hearing. Yindia test phired a new Strategik Mijjile that made me wet my Shalwar 5000 times from morning. Yindia wants to hit our birathers in Panda-land. Bhat will happen to all the Phoonk-Sundaris ??....AOA

kish · Post by **kish** » 19 Apr 2012 19:37

partha wrote:Statement by ISPR:
Pakistan strongly condemns the missile test by India. Missile test poses danger to various marine species in the north west Australian, south Indonesian ocean.

he he he.. This missle test pose danger to just a couple of species. One to the west of the border and another to the north of the border.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 20 Apr 2012 00:04

WTF is Indonesian ocean?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 20 Apr 2012 02:01

misprint, it is Indo-nation-ocean

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 20 Apr 2012 02:09

So what if you have Indian ocean? We have Arapian sea!! 400% proof we are all Araps.

Shaashtanga · Post by **Shaashtanga** » 20 Apr 2012 02:52

joygoswami wrote:Bhat is dij that I am hearing. Yindia test phired a new Strategik Mijjile that made me wet my Shalwar 5000 times from morning. Yindia wants to hit our birathers in Panda-land. Bhat will happen to all the Phoonk-Sundaris ??....AOA

Joy-ullah, me too very disturbed since i saa this neuj, 150 of our bravest mujahids hab been sent to jannat in allahs azab and these ebil yindoos are testing ICBM's with 5k km range, La-whore-via-kuwait this is an unprovoked provocation by yindoos in our time of distress , i say we do reverse ghajwa-e-bund and teach these kaafir yindoos a lesson that they will never forget, lets fire our shaheen mijjile in the air so it lands back in pindi, that will teach them a lesson.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 20 Apr 2012 03:37

^^^ Arey Maulaner, I am conphused why to direct mijjile at Pindi. I say, we should send the mijjile to attack the aavalaunch in Shia-Cheen. The aavalaunch did an unprovoked attack on our prave faujis. This ij a gross voyolashun of the sovirginity of Bakistan and must be revenged. I say jeehard for Ghazwa-e-baruff. The aavalaunch is sponsored by Kufr Shias.

JwalaMukhi · Post by **JwalaMukhi** » 20 Apr 2012 04:42

Bhat are you guys talkking apout kufar yindoo mijjile. The tallel then mounten birather chini ij already phired IPBM inter planetary bullsheet mijjile and will pe supplying soon to bious bakis. watch bakis will aljo pe testing thoje mijjiles by rakit mards by phiring towards chand.

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 20 Apr 2012 05:06

Why is Bakistan is such deep sheet

Barning : Phor Adultz Only !

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 20 Apr 2012 05:07

Spot The RAA Agint !!!

partha · Post by **partha** » 20 Apr 2012 05:28

^
are joo saying zaid hamid ij a raa ajint?

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 20 Apr 2012 07:21

Parthamullah,

How can Zahil Hamid ever be a RAA ajint. You should realize that this tasveer is after the fateh of Dilli during the Ghazwa-e-bund. All the people holding the jhandas are RAA ajinits who have submitted to the will of Zahil Hamid. Don't you remember the last warning to all Hindoos that ZH had promised by gaawd! They didn't have time to grow their peards.

Salam