Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

neeraj · Post by **neeraj** » 12 Jul 2012 23:34

Baki madrassa maths

http://www.thenews.com.pk/article-58186 ... n-last-FCY

Pakistan Cotton Ginners Association’s member, Ehsanul Huque told Geo News that a record 1.5 million bales of cotton were exported previous year that fetched $425 million in foreign exchange.
Pakistan also imported 1 million bales of cotton valued at $320 million from China, India and other countries.

Baniya maths dictates that Bakistan made a loss as they export cheaper and import higher

rsharma · Post by **rsharma** » 13 Jul 2012 00:49

shiv wrote:I am propojinn an "Out of Bakistan" theory.

Ebery mornin I moob into Bakistan and I moob "Out of Bakistan". Ij thij bhwat Mullah Hakim talkin apout, hainji?
Itj more obh a bractice for me than thoory.

Ardeshir · Post by **Ardeshir** » 13 Jul 2012 01:27

neeraj wrote:Baki madrassa maths

http://www.thenews.com.pk/article-58186 ... n-last-FCY

Pakistan Cotton Ginners Association’s member, Ehsanul Huque told Geo News that a record 1.5 million bales of cotton were exported previous year that fetched $425 million in foreign exchange.
Pakistan also imported 1 million bales of cotton valued at $320 million from China, India and other countries.
Baniya maths dictates that Bakistan made a loss as they export cheaper and import higher

PratikDas · Post by **PratikDas** » 13 Jul 2012 03:53

rsharma wrote:
shiv wrote:I am propojinn an "Out of Bakistan" theory.
Ebery mornin I moob into Bakistan and I moob "Out of Bakistan". Ij thij bhwat Mullah Hakim talkin apout, hainji?
Itj more obh a bractice for me than thoory.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 13 Jul 2012 04:25

Flesh Marketing Parade At Pakistan House For AmeriKhans
Neelami done with Dhol , Indian Movie songs tuu phetch Highest Rate
Phrom Kaffir YIndians
[youtube]RSLxrNcd_GY&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 13 Jul 2012 05:32

Posted from TSP Thread:

For all the nanhas, hear ij your instruckshuns:

Per soonah and sariuh, ju have to do eggsactly the obbosite of kuffar. Hence, read from bottom to top, right to left:

Row Numper 1:
Wage Jeehard in the name of the only one (there ij only one daat).
As part of jeehard, you get to slit as many throat of the kuffar (you can see the sebarated head)
Ju can then take all biryani and food of the un-peliver (no daats) and make them starve
In the name of the only one (one daat) you can keep all the loot and treasures

Row Numper 2: (Naaw ju kan set jour golj haigher)
Taktically usj weapons like grenades to lawnch jeehard in the name of the one ummah, one gawd (one pig line, no daat)
Stratejically usj clown jewels to destroy the kuffar in the name of the one gawd, the most highest (one daat and there ij nothing above him)
Ju can enjoy all the captured slave wimmens (many many daats)
Naw ju can be happy (sea smiley ikon

) and impose shariah laa and behead anyone who doej not submit to jour will!

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 13 Jul 2012 05:52

shiv wrote:
Jhujar wrote: Ever Shinsh Djinna Gaib Burth tu Pakistan
Hoo ij happier? Out oph Bakistan materialj or Bakistan?

Hakimullah, if ju do naat let inner Bakistaniyat come out, it will lead to a canstipashun theory, for witch Bakistanis are phamous.

For wimmens, Bakis cumming inside can be grounds for ijjuing Kannada vijja.

Rajat · Post by **Rajat** » 13 Jul 2012 06:57

Diyar Jirga,

I hab disc-e-obery and poochh. Eye waj talking to mye phiphth cujjin, elebhen timej remooved. He ij deep under cobher in kuffar land, and doej kuffar thingj to plend in. He tellj me that there ij a gaana called, "I'm the Djinn in the Djinn poak bwoy".

Wee shud send LMU resarchaarj to inbestigate! If someone ij claiming to be Djinn, we shud eether wajib-ul-cutlet him, or see iph he trooly ij a Djinn. Imagine wot aar Fizzyks department cud do iph they can uje a real Djinn!

Aljo, my poochh. Can eye tell him to cunt-i-nyoo deep cobher operashuns, by inbhoking Taqiyya? Aljo, can eye do the same? Eye phind the gaana vairy nice... Eye mean interesting!

Salam...

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 13 Jul 2012 07:26

In da gaaim oph Phlendhip
Between Deepel yand Tawler
Hu izz da Kritter yand
Hu izz da Krawler
Hu izz da sukker
Hu izz da Mauler ?
Hu laik it Raw yand Hu izz da Hallaler!

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 13 Jul 2012 08:43

http://www.advocate.com/politics/milita ... de-bombers

Suicide bombers were allowed to ask fellow militants for anal sex so it would be easier to hide explosives in their rectums

Is that how nanha mujahids get lucky these dins?

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 13 Jul 2012 12:01

So it is not just the soosaid vest that they strap on

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 13 Jul 2012 12:07

something tells me that the mauler was the first 'jihadi birather' to offer his services for jeehard to the nanha mujjie

Rajat · Post by **Rajat** » 13 Jul 2012 12:20

AoA!

wun poochh... inshtead of putting bum up musharraf, bhyphor can't mujahids just eeet it and wate for a phew ghante, hain ji?

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 13 Jul 2012 12:39

Awr see-neeyar Maulana Al Hakeemullah pojted dis on anudder Islam tread:

In the first place a man has to actually get an erection when he sees a male bottom. If he can do that then Allah is an ejaculation away.

seence arrah ij an ejakulate abay, bhy du bhe nawt arsk Amerry-kans to gib us vi@gr@ eenstead oph dallaars? den bhe can go around yall the tyme bith eraktshuns and reech jannat aj eye wud nawt bee able two gayt bhun eraktshan bhy seeing a mail bawttum.

Maybee udder birathers can, hainji?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 13 Jul 2012 13:16

in sandy regions abdul never sees an ayesha until post halaaling, therephore he launches mijjiles at what he thinks an ayesha looks like, i.e. another abdul

partha · Post by **partha** » 13 Jul 2012 13:38

http://tribune.com.pk/story/406691/kare ... fw-finale/

Kareena to catwalk at LFW finale

jazzakallah! Kareena Kapoor to catwalk at Lahore Fashion Week. Take that you Taliban. This is proof that everything is fine in Pakistan. Next should be Sri Lankan cricket team that should come to Lahore. Is this also a sign of Bollywood shifting to Lahore?

partha · Post by **partha** » 13 Jul 2012 13:40

oh! LFW = Lakme Fashion Week in Mumbai and not Lahore Fashion Week? OK.

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 13 Jul 2012 14:03

partha wrote:oh! LFW = Lakme Fashion Week in Mumbai and not Lahore Fashion Week? OK.

Ju masth bhee a bhery seenear Maulana.
Salaam

Rajat · Post by **Rajat** » 13 Jul 2012 14:11

whatt apout LMU Fashion Week, hain ji? my khushpoo haj peen itching to go on to goat-walk...

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 13 Jul 2012 14:29

diyar raw-jaat-ullah, eye yam suar that juour goat does naat habh an eetch that ju kannat scratch...

Rajat · Post by **Rajat** » 13 Jul 2012 14:32

thij ij pisskological itch, mullah led... my khushpoo wantj to proob she ij moar bootyphool than jors...

iph that ij the kase, she ij most bootyphool khushpoo in LMU, aj per mad maths...

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 13 Jul 2012 14:49

if that is the case, then for the greater good of the jeehard she must be appropriated by the LMU senior faculty, no?

Rajat · Post by **Rajat** » 13 Jul 2012 14:53

ju are assking mee to gibe ub my khushpoo???

sabki khushpoo khatray mein hay...

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 13 Jul 2012 15:22

are ju defying the will of teh senior maulers? karephool, a fatwah may be issued againt munafiq like behaviour!!

Rajat · Post by **Rajat** » 13 Jul 2012 15:25

labraf, blij to maafi. eye will naiver dephy. put eye ask phor jor mag-na-nimitee. a mujahid's house is his khushpoo. or at least, hij mijjile's...

witch meens that mye hatf will pee kave-less onlee... it will looje it's TFTA-ness...

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 13 Jul 2012 15:55

bhell in that kase, all eej fargivbhen

Rajat · Post by **Rajat** » 13 Jul 2012 16:04

AoA! AK PHYRR!

Lalbraf for El Brejidente!

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 13 Jul 2012 18:55

what!?!? ju want me to be hanged from lampost?!?!?

member_23626 · Post by **member_23626** » 13 Jul 2012 18:58

Lalmohan wrote:what!?!? ju want me to be hanged from lampost?!?!?

Naat to bhorry apout lambost lalbrof, I assure you y'allah will gobe jou jour 72.. (+ a few mor if you build first class madrassa in our bakistan)

partha · Post by **partha** » 13 Jul 2012 23:03

rajanb wrote:

Ju masth bhee a bhery seenear Maulana.
Salaam

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 13 Jul 2012 23:17

Anujan wrote:http://www.advocate.com/politics/milita ... de-bombers

Suicide bombers were allowed to ask fellow militants for anal sex so it would be easier to hide explosives in their rectums

Eye think et izz da exakt shit-rat-gee Paki Jooze bith Big Massa Uncal. HAre it izz kalled GUBO With BUBO=Bigger Uncle Bigger O.

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 14 Jul 2012 08:12

Bhat ij dis, Laal-Baal-Paal ??

So dij ijj why Pakhanstan Railways ij in such deep shit

LINK TO THE PROFILE

lakshmikanth · Post by **lakshmikanth** » 14 Jul 2012 08:51

Ijjj Hamied standing by LaWhore metro.... Orr ijhh it the new musharraf widening apparatus developed by brAssphacks????

Going by the color of the thing and the skirt that Hamied sahib is wearing it looks like he took the apparatus for a test run

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 14 Jul 2012 11:08

Rajat · Post by **Rajat** » 14 Jul 2012 11:35

^^

LaWhore via Kuwait!

My Hatf just phyrred. Tactical mijjile jusht pecame ishtrat-e-gic...

kish · Post by **kish** » 14 Jul 2012 15:49

Narad wrote:

aice on sekj bombs and handj on their weapon. Dojn't thij place get nasty bhen their weapons phinally explode.

archan · Post by **archan** » 14 Jul 2012 18:49

truuly bakis gave a new matlab to the phraje "sekj pomp"

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 14 Jul 2012 23:05

Bhut eef ju klosely eggsameen the piktuar above ju bhill realije thet the kaarpate ij being hald up bhy the mujahids bit their reddy phire eerakt mijjiles een the phurst row. Bhen the burst startj eet will bhee yat a maxjimom of tree eenchis. Ij dat the graytest dishtunsh dat the shaeen bhun A kann phire, ij my pooch.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 15 Jul 2012 00:46

Dukh of Poaqmukh after Massa's Sukh Kaused xtra Rokra,Towel yand Abology

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 15 Jul 2012 01:13

Massa-ij-allah! our gujjarwala shinetishtj have married horjepower to ajjpower in a passenjer bus. Too bad about all that pindi chana.