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Duj naam oph yawr eenbhenshun, Gaydar aljo eemply dat eet Kan tale uj iph burelunder/RAA agint are Gay und aljo phull oph Dar?
Ipj jo, den eet bhill gibe awr armee playure iph dere awr a loat oph gayz yand bhee kan depheet Yindoos iph dere ij a lawt oph Dar.
Suppanallah yand salaam
diyar rajan-al-kweshchuni
phor naw, onlee biratherly lobe ij detekted. i asuar yu that dar-o-meter shall aljo be inshtalled in Gaydar doh point oh. butt, phurther resaarch ij dependent on awr eshteemed phacultee ujing thij djinn takneek phreekwentlee.
Prasant wrote:Diyar Rajat-ul-takniki,
Blijj to note that ju hab too demonstrate new taknik to be 100% Halal and Sharia certifaid. And aljo it haj to be free from Goat Testing.
diyar prasant-ul-hallali
oph korse it ij halal! it ij halal green in kolor. aljo, to ensuar 400% halalness, eye hab ujed vajline aj lubr-i-kant. subhanallah, hain na?
Rajat wrote: hu ij troo burelander and hu ij RAA ajint!
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hu ish tha honorabubble bresident of ourr pelovved neashewn cheena (taller than mountain , deeper than osean).
aoww kan he bee both pure breedlander and RAA ajint. Ish he possessed by Djinah's djinn?
diyar kish-al-mish bin dry phrooty,
ju are naat aware of sansani neuj. kufr yindooj hab enlishted peepal from our tallel than ocean, deepel than mountain friend's provinse oph south tibbut to bretend to pee saare-mausam-dosts, when they aar ackchooly sbying on aar grate nashun! like j. ramnarayan goldstein the second ij the naam of the beghairat YYY sby, HU ij the prephurred naam of theje sbies!
he has evolved, mullah red. i thought giving him the proper halal american pre-name letter (J) with a "the second" would make him seem more nefarious than ever!
Diyar Birathers,
We need to raise this isshoo at the UN. Bureness is Bakistan's inalienable raight. How can these jahils claim burity?
This is a RAW-MOSSAD-CIA kanspiracy to steal our bureness!
Ostrich, a heavy flightless bird of African origin, was officially declared ‘an animal’ on Wednesday when Punjab Assembly passed a bill overruling the objections raised by the Punjab governor who had refused to sign it, saying, it was a ‘bird’
Diyar Lalbrof. Does Ostrich being an animal make it okay to use it as a substitute when goats are hard to come by...for err... culinary purposes?
diyar anjaanullah
ju should be aware that all things are permissible when ju are in the field and undertaking the good fight. however, the ostrich does have a pretty strong kick and is much bigger than the humble goat. approach with caution eye say
Bhaat!?! Oxtrick ij not a chidiya (al bird) or a jaanwar (al animal). Bhell, I bill be a monkeyj' chacha. How the waqt haj changed. I alwayj sochoed that oxtrick waj a pajitani mard. Bhy, joo ask? Becaaj jusht like a pajitani an oxtrick bill bury hij sir (head) in the rait (saand) pretending he ij alone, safe and hidden (chhuppa chhuppi). True quality of a pajitani, donchoo agree?
Who in LMU did those haram things to Veena motorma, Hain..?
the boor thing is crying on Tv!!
Lal Brof should take resbonsipility far this.
Sarry it waj me! She ij krying peecos she ij remempering me.
Bee had a good taime together laast year in my kave kamplex aphter eye kidnap her.
Dant know bhy she ij rephusing to peecum my bibi jaan.
Opkourse it is okay to give and take chumma's amongst momeen mards during ram-a-man mahina, as phar as jou both observe phasting phrom dawn till dusk.
Naav with vocal sax things get a little cumplicated, butt iph jou rememper what the learned youtupe mulla pharmaoed and i kote: "that iph jou are sleebing on phirst floor, ulta on bistar with jour mizzle in launch bosition, and iph jour mothar/sistar is sleebing right pelow on ground floor bith their legs espread, and at the shame time allawilling an earth-e-quake habbens and jou phall through the floor and benetrate their sovirginity - than it is not haram, lakeen halal to hab sax bith them"
I am assuming the shame phatwa to abbly iph jou akkcidently hab vocal sax during the holee month of ram-a-man.
I hab a serious pooch. Is chumma giving allowed during ramadan ? What abt oral sex ?
Yours truely and khuspoo and 4 bbs waiting eagerly, md himulla islam.
llearned maul-anus gabe detailed explunation to juur pooch.
Lett me keeep it simbull. during fastt beliverrors should keep awayy prom one thing, It haj a hairy outtside and softy fleshy inside bhich is always wet. Opcourse iam espeaking abutt coconut, bhat elje do you think?
BajKhedawal wrote:Opkourse it is okay to give and take chumma's amongst momeen mards during ram-a-man mahina, as phar as jou both observe phasting phrom dawn till dusk.
Naav with vocal sax things get a little cumplicated, butt iph jou rememper what the learned youtupe mulla pharmaoed and i kote: "that iph jou are sleebing on phirst floor, ulta on bistar with jour mizzle in launch bosition, and iph jour mothar/sistar is sleebing right pelow on ground floor bith their legs espread, and at the shame time allawilling an earth-e-quake habbens and jou phall through the floor and benetrate their sovirginity - than it is not haram, lakeen halal to hab sax bith them"
I am assuming the shame phatwa to abbly iph jou akkcidently hab vocal sax during the holee month of ram-a-man.
Diyar wise Maulana.
doej eet means i hape to dig 2 floor cave yand wait phor nayshunal pird droping to energies the cave ? hain? iph so den pliss to be
jawabing hurriedly. so dat eye i dig karectally.
i yam CONphused onlee. why do bakis require a visa to vijit their capital shity of Bradford? why ij the west harassing innocent bakis like this. asking bakis to get a visa to vijit their own capital city will only strengthen the hands of extremists.
archan wrote:howcome he missed out purkha enforcement and no wimmen allowed outside without mehram? must pe a naya mullah.
Archanuddin al moulvi, pleaj to dekho carefully. There ij a ban (lal lakeer) on triangular chaddij born by looj wimmen. Hench, by defaalt, only burka and beil allowed.
, deeper than osean).
