Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

MurthyB · Post by **MurthyB** » 16 Oct 2012 02:19

Chinmayanand wrote:

Thij bicchar broobes that most oph Bakistan is bart of daag's intestine that brodujes baast amounts oph Pakistaniat that ij ejected out oph Kraachi. Aljo, Pakhana brodujed in Yindia enterj daag's mooh in the top bia the Indus.

rsharma · Post by **rsharma** » 16 Oct 2012 03:01

MurthyB wrote:
Chinmayanand wrote:
Thij bicchar broobes that most oph Bakistan is bart of daag's intestine that brodujes baast amounts oph Pakistaniat that ij ejected out oph Kraachi. Aljo, Pakhana brodujed in Yindia enterj daag's mooh in the top bia the Indus.

Bhwat an ass-toot aabjerbation Mullah 'Putla' a.k.a 'But' and bhy the bay jour name sujjests joo are inbolbed in Shirk.
Joo musht chanje jour name immi-jetlee and attend my rect-e-phication cum tauba-tauba clajjej in cabe kamlex number 667.

Shalom !

PeeAss: Dont joo pharget to bring along 12 lactating khuspoos aj entree phees !

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 16 Oct 2012 03:23

Secret Behind Paki Protest

Sushupti · Post by **Sushupti** » 16 Oct 2012 06:34

Chinmayanand wrote:

i pozted above bic on teetar akount of Kumari Gori and che rezponded.

MurthyB · Post by **MurthyB** » 16 Oct 2012 07:00

rsharma wrote:bhy the bay jour name sujjests joo are inbolbed in Shirk.
Joo musht chanje jour name immi-jetlee and attend my rect-e-phication cum tauba-tauba clajjej in cabe kamlex number 667.

Shalom !

PeeAss: Dont joo pharget to bring along 12 lactating khuspoos aj entree phees !

R-Sharam-bin-Yarusalami, just between the ruples oph thij bredated saphhouse, I yam Murtaza-bin-Multani-ud-Mardani, and yam bosted as a TTP agent in rest oph thij koopher beearreph dhaga.

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 16 Oct 2012 13:45

Ass-slam-wali cum !!

Ghazis and Gentle-e-Mards, Bliss to egsplain bhat iz going on.

Anand K · Post by **Anand K** » 16 Oct 2012 14:25

Controverjial mutual grooming scene phrom Sadaf production's BrokePak Pahaad istaaring Javed Nasir and Mullah Sandwich?

member_23858 · Post by **member_23858** » 16 Oct 2012 16:25

Narad wrote:Ass-slam-wali cum !!

Ghazis and Gentle-e-Mards, Bliss to egsplain bhat iz going on.

Narad-jee the RAA agint in mee ijh thinking bhere hajh the gazee lost the part oph hij phoot....these gazees phight so much that i think not a single wholesum mard-e-momeen is left in paki-land

member_23858 · Post by **member_23858** » 16 Oct 2012 16:39

Ohh the Irony.....

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 16 Oct 2012 16:43

I subbose it eej a pious ijlamic ritual berformed just pefore bakruddin chacha ij apout to eat ghas for making izlamic bum. Eat ijj called Khatna-e-sunnat-e-nosy.

But bhy phor pious lota is place in petween strategic areas of bakruddin chacha and abdul-al-scissory

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 16 Oct 2012 16:57

oh! eej that abdul-scissor-haath?!

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 16 Oct 2012 19:26

martinbaker wrote:Ohh the Irony.....

Thij ij yindoo yehoodee yummreeki konspirassi.

The dark raa agint with glasses can not fool fair and lovely mard-e-momin around with his symbolic walk along. The raa agint can not justify state of non-talibani impures in bakistan by being in middle of mard-e-momin bro-test.

Bikauj he ij raa agint.

Bhi catch raa agints all the time who show birathers in poor light with hilarious symbolism but get caught becauj he can not be true mard-e-momin with eternal grievances. AoA.

Bher ij da beard on raa agint? Bher? Poor pretender can not understand true azadi in bakistan. AoA.

puristan kaa matlab kyaa?

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 16 Oct 2012 22:53

Bakistan is a largely secular and tolerant society where less than 10% of girls are shot for studying.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 17 Oct 2012 01:26

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub_a2t0ZfTs

Hoo haaz da abilidty tuu maik da change tuu rephlect and reblace Drug bith Pakislam . Reward in Janat bill be trippled phor dhiz holy kaauz.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 18 Oct 2012 09:41

Rental Raja gets Kuwaiti vija

Kuwait’s Amir Sheikh Sabah Al Ahmad Al Jaber Al Sabah told Prime Minister Raja Pervez Ashraf on Wednesday that he was looking forward to visiting Pakistan since a huge Pakistani community was working in Kuwait and making valuable contributions to its economy. {suarly, he wants to see the specimens in their natural habitat}

Sheikh Sabah said relations between the two countries had been smooth, friendly, close and brotherly.

Never mind the official policy of Kuwaiti emabssy is to welcome all birathers from Bakistan with VIJA DE NILE!

Now how laang ij it going to be before the Amir DENIES the vijit?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 18 Oct 2012 12:26

bhen emir sayj "smooth, friendly, close and brotherly" bhat ejjakulately eej he boling?

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 18 Oct 2012 16:23

Lalmohan wrote:bhen emir sayj "smooth, friendly, close and brotherly" bhat ejjakulately eej he boling?

Lalmullah Lalmullah lalmullah. Joo are berry seedha (ishtraight). In al Koobait, there ij no mountain. In al Koobait, beoble are not broke. Bakijtan habe both and are back to back brotherly. Do joo get my pint?

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 18 Oct 2012 16:27

RCase wrote:Now how laang ij it going to be before the Amir DENIES the vijit?

Casem-uddin, al amir ij comming to al bakijtan to kill bajtards. They are berry famouj for killing all the bajtards in balojijtan. Our nashun haj many many bajtards. Highly prijed. Dekho thij bheedeo. al arab biratherj get permits to kill bakijtani bajtards. The rangeen map showj bhere all the bajtards live.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 18 Oct 2012 17:01

diyar anoop-al-misri, i soch that in koobiat, all birathers bhere not broke nor mountainous unteel al-saddam-bin-republicanguardi make bijit and then al koobait birathers make like paqui bajtards and do smooth biratherly back to back. i soch that al koobaiti now take his turn with al-bajtards, who are already very mountain shaki and back to back ispeshalists
no?

pgbhat · Post by **pgbhat** » 18 Oct 2012 20:19

Learned maulanas ij thij halaal?

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 19 Oct 2012 00:24

Where are Paki bin Rapin, Kiyani bin Gaping, Amritraj bin Jizzin, Musharaff bin Lickin, Gohar bin Lynchoosin?

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 19 Oct 2012 01:10

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 19 Oct 2012 01:20

What a fine specimen of Aryan e Mard e Momeen. Onlee generations after generations of gene transfer via rectum can produce such fine specimen

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 19 Oct 2012 02:30

Looks like Mahadi Zahil Hamid ij all randy isuited and pooted to set sail from Krachi port for ghazwa-e-behind.

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 20 Oct 2012 01:29

Yo Pakilurks. Bliss to watch 0:47 Onwards.

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 20 Oct 2012 01:38

joygoswami wrote:

Saxy, saxy, saxy mujhe log polein,
hi saxy, hello saxy, kyon polein?

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 20 Oct 2012 01:42

Or:

Upar key baal gaye to kya?
Niche ki jhaad abhi baaki hai,
Upar se safed hue to kya?
Niche ki jhaad abhi khaki hai.

member_23858 · Post by **member_23858** » 20 Oct 2012 11:21

joygoswami wrote:

I'm sexy and I know it

Yeah
When I'm at the mall, security just can't fight them off
And when I'm at the beach, I'm in a Speedo trying to tan my cheeks (what)
This is how I roll, come on ladies it's time to go
We headed to the bar, baby don't be nervous
No shoes, no shirt, and I still get serviced

wig · Post by **wig** » 20 Oct 2012 11:27

meanbhile thij bious baki ij phound in cajino feighing sickness

financial adviser who helped a client forge documents for a VAT claim and then gambled away the proceeds has been jailed for five years.

Mohammad Izhar Ul Haq, 59, forged a bank guarantee from the Bank of America so that a client could claim a VAT repayment from HM Revenue & Customs. He later lied to his solicitors about his whereabouts to avoid being jailed. He claimed he was in Pakistan when in fact he was gambling in London casinos.

In sentencing Haq His Honour Judge White said: "Your defence was a sham. The public would expect and deserve a severe sentence in this case."

Haq was charged with cheating the Public Revenue on 31 May 2011. Shortly before a court appearance in February 2012, HMRC was advised that Haq had fallen ill while in Pakistan and was unable to return to the UK for trial. Medical certificates were submitted to the court which seemingly proved Haq was in poor health, but HMRC later sourced CCTV footage of the defendant attending a casino at the same time that he was supposedly ill in Pakistan.

Haq was subsequently arrested and remanded in custody pending his trial in September 2012. He was found guilty of the offences at Harrow Crown Court and sentenced there.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/pers ... fraud.html

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 20 Oct 2012 16:46

RCase wrote:Looks like Mahadi Zahil Hamid ij all randy isuited and pooted to set sail from Krachi port for ghazwa-e-behind.

I socho bhere Zaid "mahdi' ham-eid waj located in the pikchar and waj confoojed. Waj it toorki? The water ij biloo and there ij a navy for the momeenj in the background. Musht be the biloo water navy for ghajwa e hind.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 21 Oct 2012 19:02

Bhaijano, bhy ij thij illujtriouj and productibe member of our showshitty beating hij head againjt that deewar? Bhat ij the masla?

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 21 Oct 2012 19:49

Apparently Bilawal promised to marry her but later settled for upper caste khar houri

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 21 Oct 2012 21:12

^^^that ij a bious momeen oph our soosighity - gaddhafee. He is working on getting his permanent tilak marking on hij forehead, like bious arabi momeen. After all he ij a Baki TFTA daankey; not to be conphujed with SDRE daankey.

SriKumar · Post by **SriKumar** » 21 Oct 2012 22:18

anupmisra wrote:Bhaijano, bhy ij thij illujtriouj and productibe member of our showshitty beating hij head againjt that deewar? Bhat ij the masla?

Anup miyan....I feel this pious gadha is braying

.....for the future of the nation. 'Ya khuda, is desh ko itne saare gadhon se bachaa.....ek se bad kar ek gadhe milte hain yahaan' But bhy you are posting in the galath forum, plees to bost your pooch in the defdumb forum.... only a gadhaa can know what a gadhaa is thinking.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 22 Oct 2012 03:23

Famous South Asian Bollywood director Yash Chopra is no more. A great loss for Pakistani cinema and the world!

partha · Post by **partha** » 22 Oct 2012 03:37

I blame Yash Chopra for ignoring Swat in Pakistan which is the South Asian Switzerland and instead choosing Switzerland in Europe for shooting movies and making it phamous. Pakistan demands Yindia compensate for this loss which is more than $1B. In fact I made some research on thij and concluded that had Yash Chopra chosen Swat instead of Switzerland for his movies, it would not have become an extremist stronghold.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 22 Oct 2012 03:43

Also Yash Chopra was racist and did not choose Pakistani actors to play in movies like Lamhe. Meera-ji or Veena Malik was ready to do the role of Sridevi and had concluded the negotiations 99% and were hours away from signing the contract when hawks in Yash Chopra's team torpedoed the agreement.

For peace in South Asia, Indian actors should withdraw from bollywood movies.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 22 Oct 2012 05:49

anupmisra wrote:
RCase wrote:Looks like Mahadi Zahil Hamid ij all randy isuited and pooted to set sail from Krachi port for ghazwa-e-behind.
I socho bhere Zaid "mahdi' ham-eid waj located in the pikchar and waj confoojed. Waj it toorki? The water ij biloo and there ij a navy for the momeenj in the background. Musht be the biloo water navy for ghajwa e hind.

Jubb Bhi Jahil HamId oodas hotta hai
Vassleen ka Jar saat hotta hai
Mush ko chup chapp Pholte ho Jubb
Tubb Pakistan bahar Nikalata hai.