Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 23 Nov 2012 04:10

Maulaners,

Yesterdin Jahil Hamid (piss upon him) khush hua.

Yindia eggsecuted saffron band wearing, SDRE looking, hindu shakelwala Amar Singh in Pune secretly. If Amar Singh were a true TFTA Ghazi Bakistani, he would have fought off all his oppressors (just like a Bollywood herrow) and escaped. In fact he cannot be a true muslim as he said 'dobara aisi galati nahi hogi'. Onlee hindoos belive in reincarnation and not one Allah worshippers. If he waj a bakistani, Yinda should have handed him over like they did 93,000 Bakistanis in 1971, and instead quietly disposed of his body to avoid a lungi check of Amar Singh.

This is all a RAW, Mossad, CIA kanpiracy to dephlame Bakistan and lawnch fourth generation war.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 23 Nov 2012 07:28

Biradher Case-ullah
Can joo point out the bheedio oph Mehdi Jahil Hamid (Piss Be Upon Him)? I want to do darshan oph that bheedio

BURUR

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 23 Nov 2012 08:05

Birader Gaganullah, BURUR!

I had forgotten about Heera Lal who waj eggjicuted phour ears ago.

Here ij the bhideo of Amar Singh.

[youtube]0xbrCaTebL0&feature=related[/youtube]

Praj be to allah far jewtube, as these brecious bhideos can be aanjaied ober and ober again with the Mehdi's (piss upon him) waards of brofound wijdom!

AoA

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 23 Nov 2012 11:37

It is well known that amar Singh ate biriyani. Biriyani is made with rice. Draw your own conclusions.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 23 Nov 2012 11:51

Yarrah !
Such a big cons-pee-racy by the hunood!
These rice eating yindoos are maligning the names of pissful pakistanis.

All these killinjs going on these days during Muharram are due to foreign hand.
Again I yam thinking it is YYY cons-pee-racy.

Salam

Agnimitra · Post by **Agnimitra** » 23 Nov 2012 12:16

I ask du'a phor all the Shoodar, Christian, mazloom-Sikh and Daleet ajints inshide Indian intelligence who had fed Zaid Hamid this "breaking newj" inphormasun.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 23 Nov 2012 12:59

Indeed "Preaking Nooj" it ij.
I neerly broke my vertebral column phrom lot-poting on the zameen aphter Hazrat Mehdi-e-Pakhana-e-stan Jahil Hamid (piss be upon him) gave thij rev-e-lation.

partha · Post by **partha** » 23 Nov 2012 13:02

AoA! South Asians are loved in Gaza.

http://kafila.org/2012/11/23/amitabh-bachchan-in-gaza/

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 23 Nov 2012 13:21

ijnt it about taime we hanged ramnarayan goldstein?

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 23 Nov 2012 13:51

Mr Brandy and Mr Robert Singh have to be caught phirst.
I see that koophar yindooz have hanged Amar Singh arleady

Naat to worry, Maulana James Bund ij on the trail oph theej Raa agints.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 23 Nov 2012 13:54

Amar singh wasn't Amar aphter all...

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 23 Nov 2012 14:51

wajnt Brandy playboy centrephold in march 2012? or yam eye mishtook?

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 23 Nov 2012 23:26

Bakistan to host FSt8 summit

Preaking Nuej....

FM Khar announced that Bakistan would be hosting a summit conference of FSt-8 (Failed States) and has invited the leaders of these countries. Bakistan being the leading Islamic nation with the highest growing arsenal of newclear weapons, bum plasts, soosai missions, vacuum pulp explosions, flying sun roof levers will be chairing this summit. Khar announced the possibility of visaless travel amongst these countries and relaxed customs procedures, as none of them had to worry about losing anything or deal with illegal immigration. There exists tremendous tourist opportunities for those seeking the ultimate adventurous trips, as there are no guarentees against flying bullets, kidnappings, beheadings, piracy etc.
In the areas of technology, various investment opportunities were identified, like water kit cars, djinn energy, IT, space age ice energy etc.
In the education sector, Bakistan would like share its knowhow of 'dealing' with wimmens education, extensive madrassa network, advanced research in esoteric topics like Qalandar conciousness, awarding of degrees (jali).
Somalia and NoKo leaders have accepted the invitation. However Afghanistan has refused to attend, unless Bakistan apologizes for the moral and diplomatic support it provided to the Taliban.

kish · Post by **kish** » 23 Nov 2012 23:31

RCase wrote:Bakistan to host FSt8 summit

Preaking Nuej....

FM Khar announced that Bakistan would be hosting a summit conference of FSt-8 (Failed States) and has invited the leaders of these countries. Bakistan being the leading Islamic nation with the highest growing arsenal of newclear weapons, bum plasts, soosai missions, vacuum pulp explosions, flying sun roof levers will be chairing this summit. Khar announced the possibility of visaless travel amongst these countries and relaxed customs procedures, as none of them had to worry about losing anything or deal with illegal immigration. There exists tremendous tourist opportunities for those seeking the ultimate adventurous trips, as there are no guarentees against flying bullets, kidnappings, beheadings, piracy etc.
In the areas of technology, various investment opportunities were identified, like water kit cars, djinn energy, IT, space age ice energy etc.
In the education sector, Bakistan would like share its knowhow of 'dealing' with wimmens education, extensive madrassa network, advanced research in esoteric topics like Qalandar conciousness, awarding of degrees (jali).
Somalia and NoKo leaders have accepted the invitation. However Afghanistan has refused to attend, unless Bakistan apologizes for the moral and diplomatic support it provided to the Taliban.

'Talib' meaning ij ishtudent. iph appkhanistan cannot handle ishtudents, they don't deserve a plaje FST Summit.

Agnimitra · Post by **Agnimitra** » 24 Nov 2012 04:13

RCase wrote:FM Khar announced that Bakistan would be hosting a summit conference of FSt-8 (Failed States)

In Ummah-ishpeak it ij called Khila-phut.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 24 Nov 2012 06:54

Ashura Passed Pissfully.

partha · Post by **partha** » 24 Nov 2012 12:44

IEDtar janab,

bliss to dekho thij webpage -

http://www.rehmanmalik.com/

It says "Dr. A. Rehman Malik. Minister for Interior"

What doej minister for interior mean?

kish · Post by **kish** » 24 Nov 2012 12:55

partha wrote:IEDtar janab,

bliss to dekho thij webpage -

http://www.rehmanmalik.com/

It says "Dr. A. Rehman Malik. Minister for Interior"

What doej minister for interior mean?

I taake great pleajure in exjplaining 'interior'. It ij antonym of 'posterior', it cannot be seen bith naked iiee. It kan only be felt bith deeep penetration.

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 24 Nov 2012 13:08

partha wrote:IEDtar janab,

bliss to dekho thij webpage -

http://www.rehmanmalik.com/

It says "Dr. A. Rehman Malik. Minister for Interior"

What doej minister for interior mean?

Aphter attaining GUPO pojishun as minister of posterior, once joo have experienced deep penetration, joo get promoted to minister of interior.

Lilo · Post by **Lilo** » 24 Nov 2012 21:47

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 24 Nov 2012 21:54

Ah Mulli Lindsay Lohan

kenop · Post by **kenop** » 24 Nov 2012 22:22

Bhy arr be eben shown the short dark dirty Bangali signs?
Pakistan is tall fair and handjum and aljo 400% best angreji than angrej

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 24 Nov 2012 22:39

Who knows, 40 saals + after 1971 and new found biratherly ummah love between the two, new seemin might just lead to sulah?

member_20292 · Post by **member_20292** » 25 Nov 2012 01:04

The above riposte against Pakistani liberals...buffoontribune.com ....ad....is again, one of the many signs of a growing intolerance in the Pakistani.

Another...look at the beards sported by Mushtaq Ahmed as the bowling coach of England. Surprising that he does so, despite living in London and working with a largely white crowd.

Saqlain Mushtaq, also, another bearder. Wow.

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 25 Nov 2012 10:36

Eye hab guud neuj frum owr birathers in Pa-peestan

KARACHI, Nov 24: Mystery shrouded a massive blast that took place in a flat in the Defence area on Saturday evening that left at least one man injured.

Police ruled out the possibility of terrorist activity and attributed the explosion to ‘a non-explosive chemical process’.

The blast occurred on the fourth-floor apartment of a residential building in Defence Phase VI and was heard in various parts of neighbouring areas, prompting a heavy contingent of police, Rangers and rescue workers to rush to the site.

After initial examination, police cleared the building and said they had found ‘a non-explosive chemical’ in the apartment.

dey kaan mayke pindi chana eggsplode outsyde deir mush-a-ruffs. Owr birathers shud gate No-bell piss prije phor equaaleeng No-bells inbhenshun. Praije bee Arrah.

Naow no nede phor suisite bheasts. Dey kann kaaree bhun keelo oph pindi chaana mixed with baal bearingj.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 26 Nov 2012 02:56

I am berry eggshited. There ij a saloon in lawhore bhere if joo get jour ficial by muhammad and joo die in a bumm bilast, joo to jannat bhere jour 72 year old birgin abaits joo. Doej anybuddy hiyar know its pata-wataa (addrejj)?

kenop · Post by **kenop** » 26 Nov 2012 08:29

I hab stayed abay phrom all thiz haram actibities of hajjamz. I keep my hair henna-ed and laang and phlowing lyke it should be.
Bhen the phaithphoolz take ober Lawhore, bhere bill joo phind hajjamz hain ji? They bill all banish aj the phaithphool bill banish them.

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 26 Nov 2012 12:54

partha · Post by **partha** » 26 Nov 2012 13:42

Why didn't Pakistan Air Force radars detect Amreeki helicopters on the night of Abottabad raid?

Becauje radar operators were busy fixing bugs in PACPAD.

Comer · Post by **Comer** » 26 Nov 2012 13:43

Browser-e-Internet has phooled me again. iscrolling down the pitcher I thought wow, a new motorham. Then I got KLPDed. Outrage!!!

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 27 Nov 2012 09:28

Bhai wah!! Finully my dil ij khush that sharia ij eberybhere in our pak watan. Eben our patrol ishtashunj have now conformed to the regulashun of covering up. Now we can fill up without getting eggshited bhen we put the hoje into the tanki. Dekho for jourshelf:

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 27 Nov 2012 13:48

diyar anup-al-misri
on one haath eye yam bhery khush that haraam patrole paamp ij burkha'ed
on other haath
how bhill eye know iph eye yam choojing (yindoo removed lead) patrole or mard-wala-deesell?
bhill the hoje phitt the tanki?
hain ji?
or must eye force it (as ujual)?

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 27 Nov 2012 13:58

Dear prafessar al laal chicksy , joo kan see that only cng bumbs are burkhaad . In bakistaan bhere there is apundance of pindi chana gas, why do abduls need cng and bay for it . it's a Y^3 kaanbiracy to staab bakistan from using its natural resources and waste its pegged daalars on CNG...instead of CNG , bakis must uje PCG...

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 27 Nov 2012 16:00

are ju boling that paquis are getting stabbed in backsaide onlee?

Leonard · Post by **Leonard** » 28 Nov 2012 00:05

Paquis northern tfta german birader's have banned missile malish using khushboos ?

Where will the german zoo-o-phileo-mullahs now go ? Would paki-lund be the new s**x tourism site for missile malish ?

Can the senior mullahs look at this "complex" malish issue

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/w ... 6524544281

so many mullahs, so few khusboos ..

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 28 Nov 2012 03:51

Leonard wrote:Paquis northern tfta german birader's have banned missile malish using khushboos ? so many mullahs, so few khusboos ..

Ijla-Mo-phobia. Jeeeehaaaard. My khoon ij boiling. How and bhere can I keelaim compenshashun?

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 28 Nov 2012 04:10

anupmisra wrote:
Leonard wrote:Paquis northern tfta german birader's have banned missile malish using khushboos ? so many mullahs, so few khusboos ..

Ijla-Mo-phobia. Jeeeehaaaard. My khoon ij boiling. How and bhere can I keelaim compenshashun?

Joo kan klaim kampensation in the lands obh arapia from the four fathers there. They kan lend joo some of their camels. Daan't faarget to carry the arapian taawel aan joor head.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 28 Nov 2012 04:36

NSFW

Paki Mujahids Despertely Seeking Hoors Aphter Shahadat

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 28 Nov 2012 22:50

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 29 Nov 2012 04:34

^^^
Bhat the aato richsha wala ij saying ij that the ayesha inside is 100% FREE, butt the purka is worth 500%. She is loot ka maal number 8004. Ophkorse, ju bill habe to pay 10% cut to al-duspercenti-bin-doobai-bin-londonistani.