Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 17 Jan 2013 05:50

Why for this Moojahid doesnt like Juice hainji?

Mihaylo · Post by **Mihaylo** » 17 Jan 2013 05:54

Lalmohan wrote:gawd i hope that woman is there with her security detail!?

Lalmullah, ghashti's don't habe security detail.

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 17 Jan 2013 12:26

To foster peace, Mahesh Bhatt has offered to cast non-state actor Hina Rabbani Carr for JISM - 3 Male Lead

rsharma · Post by **rsharma** » 18 Jan 2013 03:44

So many khufiya raaz.

Ambar · Post by **Ambar** » 18 Jan 2013 04:32

Anujan wrote:Why for this Moojahid doesnt like Juice hainji?

That's Carlos Almonte - one of the two clowns sent to prison after 'Operation Arabian Knight'

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 18 Jan 2013 05:00

Bhy are jour biratherj against thij peeracktikal syjtem? Who ij crrupt? Hain?

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 18 Jan 2013 05:01

Capshun time, pleaj!

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 18 Jan 2013 05:10

A noo see-throo dual-purpoje burkha haj been tested in al bakijtan and it waj unanimushly liked by all the gori gori motormaj of all ages. Pleaj to note that the tranjparent burkh aljo works for dark ladeej. Dekho far jourself:

krisna · Post by **krisna** » 19 Jan 2013 05:46

The white beard mullah Dr Tahirul Qadri (Muhammad Tahir ul-Qadri) from Canada looks and sounds like the Pakistani mad man Zaid Hamid who calls himself as analyst.

AOA

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 19 Jan 2013 06:10

Taza khabar ij that Hazrat Zaid Ham-ied (piss be upon him) ij virtually in tears.
He thought that he waaj the true mehdi.
But Terrier-ul-padri haj istole hij thundaar. What ij more, padri ij greener than ham-ied, him having introduced the plasphemy laa.
Hazrat ham-ied thought that he will become el-brejidente of the caretaker goberment, since there waj no other mehdi in sight. Boor phellow had already istarted to get ready to ass-ume the gaddi py donning all the phancy dress clothes.
But alas, phate had something else in istore for him.

Fauj haj now ujed hazrat ham-ied and cast him away like a cundum.

MurthyB · Post by **MurthyB** » 19 Jan 2013 06:27

Anujan wrote:Why for this Moojahid doesnt like Juice hainji?

Becaaj it could be oph kuffar ahmadi/mirzai aarigin:

Phor more detail plij bisit

http://www.jihadwatch.org/2012/02/pakis ... owned.html

to leran the dangers oph juice phor momeen

kish · Post by **kish** » 20 Jan 2013 00:14

anupmisra wrote:A noo see-throo dual-purpoje burkha haj been tested in al bakijtan and it waj unanimushly liked by all the gori gori motormaj of all ages. Pleaj to note that the tranjparent burkh aljo works for dark ladeej. Dekho far jourself:

Did juu notish the black burkha insidje the tranjparent one? It ij the new double-burka syjtem.

motoma oph the faar left ij disjturping me. We arr koing to learrn kooraan injide the cave complexj 420 bith "Do not Disturbe" booared.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 20 Jan 2013 00:31

Did anyone notice Jemima Goldsmith Khan in the bicchar? slimy half juice eyes are a dead give-away hainji?
Astagfirulah, bhyphor plastic kandum hainji? mullah shower penetrates through eberything except polio drops

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 20 Jan 2013 00:33

anupmisra wrote:Capshun time, pleaj!

Main teri dulhan
Dulha tu mera
Main Naagan tu Sapera
Main Naagan tu Sapera

Choos le,aankhon mein aankhein daal choos le.....( i only meen the danda holding the jhanda) iph you decide to issue a poard warning then it has more to do bith your dirty maaynd blowing

kish · Post by **kish** » 20 Jan 2013 00:39

krisna wrote:

The white beard mullah Dr Tahirul Qadri (Muhammad Tahir ul-Qadri) from Canada looks and sounds like the Pakistani mad man Zaid Hamid who calls himself as analyst.
AOA

ju habe to split the woard anal'yst to underrshtand the meaning. whu ever givej anal' to moojahids nd mullahj peecome anal'yst.

zaid hamid (piss be upon him) haj been brought up aj anal'yst prom age 6 in madrassa.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 21 Jan 2013 06:51

bakistani mujahid training bideos

When will our raje poys take out a demonstrashin to protest this outraje?

How about noo banner:

Playing bideo games = wrath of osama. Bicott EA.

(Remember : Shaving wierd = wrath of allah. Bicott Gillette).

chandrabhan · Post by **chandrabhan** » 21 Jan 2013 09:45

joygoswami wrote:Kala Commandu Zahil HamIED PBUH (piss be upon him) ready phor Ghazwa-E-Porke

This Kala Kammandu reminds me of my village friends who will stand behind a wooden airplane in a Photo tent of village Mela. Sometimes, we could be pilots, sometimes bikers driving wodden bikes..

Comer · Post by **Comer** » 21 Jan 2013 09:50

^^ Stunt-a-claus

Lilo · Post by **Lilo** » 21 Jan 2013 11:35

RCase wrote:bakistani mujahid training bideos

When will our raje poys take out a demonstrashin to protest this outraje?

^^
Jirga,

Blease to examine this training video

ass advertised apove,
Baki mujahids can now relive the Raymond Davis bend over episode in first person. Gunning down plainclothes ISI afsars, mowing down unsuspecting abdfools while rampaging through baki backstreets - all can be felt and experienced in their painful glory through the eyes of the CIA Knight, Sir Raymond Davis himself .

Pirate it, Play it, and Squirm in sweet pain
AoA

PS:for best affact, blease naat to forget to wear jour wiphe's chudidar while playing it .

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 21 Jan 2013 15:21

ijnt that the ispeshal dress that ham-ied and marogolis wear when they practice night time rear area force(ful) insertion and withdrawal tactics?

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 21 Jan 2013 16:16

Baption Time !

kish · Post by **kish** » 21 Jan 2013 17:16

joygoswami wrote:Baption Time !

Karzai: was it 4 inches inside?

zardari: ?????

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 21 Jan 2013 18:14

kish wrote: Karzai: was it 4 inches inside?

zardari: inside?

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 21 Jan 2013 20:44

What ij new, i ajk, about gunning down and gunned down in abbar peeautifool city Karachi? about bumplasts? Whaat ij new?

The amriki hab made video games out of normal plast-to-plast lifestyle of pakistan; but hab amriki paid up DOLLAR DOLLAR to buy copyrights to abbar purest fair-n-lovely apduls in wild wild purelands of Karachi?

YAAAAAAAAA ARRAAAAAAAAAH!

Thij ij conspiracy against pakistani djinns to steal money out of electricity bhen birathers play video games, like how yindoo steal electricity from buckets of water from rivers. Injustice against electricity djinns from purelands!

Bhere are abbar rajeboyz? Thij ij outrejj! This has cost billions of $$ in unpaid copyrights and more billions of $$ for emotional outrejj too

AoA.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 22 Jan 2013 02:53

Hello? Capshun waqt pleaj.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 22 Jan 2013 03:51

What? Imran Khan and Javed Miandad are married?

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 22 Jan 2013 11:52

^^^ Lund oph the bure hijdas? Chakke pe chakka!

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 22 Jan 2013 18:36

Spat the RAA Agint

SBajwa · Post by **SBajwa** » 23 Jan 2013 00:06

What? Imran Khan and Javed Miandad are married?

now when Miandad says "Run" when playing cricking i.e. "Lun le le" in his Totli zubaan it will be a totally different meaning for Imran.

Anurag · Post by **Anurag** » 23 Jan 2013 00:13

SBajwa wrote:
What? Imran Khan and Javed Miandad are married?
now when Miandad says "Run" when playing cricking i.e. "Lun le le" in his Totli zubaan it will be a totally different meaning for Imran.

or more like "lund le le"...

Bajwa ji, had to say that as a fellow punju from delhi..

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 23 Jan 2013 00:34

Circket izz a game of Ik Ball and "Run". (Rann= Keep)

partha · Post by **partha** » 23 Jan 2013 13:51

Anujan wrote:Today is the birthday of Hindu terrorist Subhash Chandra Bose.

IEDtor janab,

Iph Yindoo caste system can be blamed phor many of the Bakistani social problems, why shouldn't we start blaming Yindoo leader Bose for starting the culture oph military take over of civilian Gobermints in Bakistan? Aphter all he wanted to invade and take over the capital city or something like that isn't it?

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 23 Jan 2013 14:00

And that is why we taught the small, dark, rice eating Bangladeshis a lesson. I suno he was from there.

partha · Post by **partha** » 23 Jan 2013 14:42

Biraders and wimmens,

It ij LOLywood time.

http://magazine.thenews.com.pk/mag/deta ... 9&magId=11

Instep Today: Why did you abandon the Nargis starrer Naseebo?

PR: Well, I have already spoken about this - four songs from Naseebo were left to shoot, two in Pakistan, rest in Dubai. Viewers know that I do employ the masala number in my films to fulfill the demand of the blue collar audience. When I talked Nargis, she agreed to shoot for the songs but in hijab, since she has recently had a religious awakening. I feel then that if someone is moving to a certain kind of lifestyle, I should not force their hand to do something they will not be comfortable with

Neela · Post by **Neela** » 23 Jan 2013 22:18

Kapshun please.

abhischekcc · Post by **abhischekcc** » 23 Jan 2013 22:48

That is the latest greatest non-lethal bum umricans are dropping over bakistan. It is disguised to look like a transformer.

pran · Post by **pran** » 23 Jan 2013 23:00

^^^
Paki: AOA I baant lots of Paawer
PBUH: Here you go ...TRANSFORM

kish · Post by **kish** » 24 Jan 2013 03:15

pran wrote:^^^
Paki: AOA I baant lots of Paawer
PBUH: Here you go ...TRANSFORM

LOL

Technicallly, PBUH made a mishtake, He shhould haave thrownn it on paaki inshtead on poor gaadi.

ArmenT · Post by **ArmenT** » 24 Jan 2013 09:23

That is the new Bakistani electric car. It is much more efficient than the water powered model.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 24 Jan 2013 09:29

Rental Raja's rental car to solve Bakis bower broplem?