Terrorist Islamic Republic of Pakistan - Dec 25, 2012

sanjaykumar · Post by **sanjaykumar** » 20 Feb 2013 01:49

The state of Pakistan

ramana · Post by **ramana** » 20 Feb 2013 01:57

That would make a good Paki movie.
Even better if they had a few donkeys pulling the ropes
Wait they already are.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 20 Feb 2013 03:54

Mian Ji Ki Kundi or Kundli
Kundli for General Elections 2018
Te hri Mah di

It’s not a typo neither a joke. In fact, I am forced by friends to predict the outcome of elections but I hate to play jotish. However, the confidence posed by them, has encouraged me to take this leap of faith and make out a window into what might happen not in elections 2013 but in the run up to 2018. I am attempting to fast forward to General Elections 2018, touch wood and fly back to our own time. This might bring to fore what is at stake in the coming elections and give some of the anxieties and hysteria a more realistic perspective. So here is how my election kundli reads.Following the possibly exciting rendezvous of the Arab Spring with the Persian summer, the autumn of Pakistan will not be mundane either.
Ten weeks later Chief of the Army, General Ashfaq Pervaiz Kiyani, will pay the farewell call to the newly elected President. The General will complete his extended term late in November 2013. By then he would have spent six long years at the top. His term was extended in 2010 as continuity vis-à-vis our engagement in war on terror was considered strategically important. The war will not have been concluded by then but the international forces in Afghanistan will be about to enter the non-combatant phase. The phase will require from Pakistan a new approach in relations with Afghanistan whose key generally is held by the army chief.General Kiyani is on record to have said that he is India-centric, whatever that might mean. What would be the new chief’s centricity?
And yes, the term of the Indian parliament, 15th Lok Sabha, will expire on 31 May 2014. So there will be elections in India at that time too, if not called earlier. The largest population of fortune tellers might be living in India but that’s no help when it comes to predicting the election’s outcome in that country. One can, however, seek comfort in the fact that whatever the results, there will be no sea change in Indian positions. This at times becomes a disappointment though. The change in India will be limited to who the world leaders will be posing with: an exciting young Gandhi or another cold and calm old hand.

( Modi Se darta hai yeh Poaqwala, Hai allah Darta Hai Subb Poaqwala)

RamaY · Post by **RamaY** » 20 Feb 2013 04:05

sanjaykumar wrote:The state of Pakistan

That is their version of auto-downloader.

Be ~~kind~~ nice to Pakis. There are strong genetic and cultural bonds between these two nations that can even stop a nuclear war. It is in our interest to protect this genetic and cultural pool.

svinayak · Post by **svinayak** » 20 Feb 2013 04:07

RamaY wrote:
sanjaykumar wrote:The state of Pakistan
That is their version of auto-downloader.

Be ~~kind~~ nice to Pakis. There strong genetic and cultural bonds between these two nations that can even stop a nuclear war. It is in our interest to protect this genetic and cultural pool.

But please keep the genetic and cultural pool small in number. Please I beg you.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 20 Feb 2013 04:14

Pakistan Ka Mazhab Kya Hai ?
Islam Yahan 900% rehta Hai
Muhamad Bhi second Home kehta Hai ( This what Shaykh Qadri Candawala Claimed)
Allah Ka Personal Pakhana Hai
Monkey Ke Hath Banana Hai
Kaffir Shia Bhi iss Desh ke Wasi Hai
Jinki Daily Halalat Hoti Hai !!

Lilo · Post by **Lilo** » 20 Feb 2013 04:18

svinayak · Post by **svinayak** » 20 Feb 2013 04:55

Why are they interested in the election inside India

fanne · Post by **fanne** » 20 Feb 2013 05:32

Is the top picture still from the great TSP movie that Mr. Nasruddin is refering to? What is the name of the movie?

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 20 Feb 2013 07:32

Mujahids, Please eggsplain the Significence of Hand gesture of Birkin Babe

Khar for addressing issues by improving ties with neighbours

ISLAMABAD: Foreign Minister Hina Rabbani Khar Tuesday said regional pivot of Pakistan government was based on wide political consensus that the challenges could only be addressed through improving relations with all its neighbours.“Pakistan had been focusing on improving relations with not only its immediate neighbours but with all Central Asian and Middle Eastern countries as well as with Russia and Turkey,” she said while briefing a group of ambassadors and representatives of the regional countries.The foreign minister invited the ambassadors of the “Heart of Asia Group” to brief them on the perspective and approach of the democratically elected government of Pakistan towards its neighbours as well as in the context of broader region.The briefing was attended by the ambassadors/representatives of Afghanistan, Azerbaijan, China, India, Iran, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Russia, Saudi Arabia, Tajikistan, Turkey, Turkmenistan, United Arab Emirates and Uzbekistan.Speaking about Pakistan’s relations with its immediate neighbours, Khar said that Pakistan enjoyed exemplary relations with China which were based on complete trust and convergence of strategic interests.With Iran, she said Pakistan enjoyed strong cultural and historical relations. The government has further invested in deepening its friendship and cooperation with Iran, she added.Regarding India, the foreign minister noted that despite difficult relations in the past, Pakistan strongly believes that the only way forward was through building trust and confidence.While Pakistan remained committed to normalising its relations with India, to sustain these relations on a long term basis, it was essential that the two countries addressed all their outstanding issues, including Kashmir, in a meaningful way, she added.About Afghanistan, the minister noted that peace and stability in Afghanistan was not only essential for peace and stability in Pakistan but also for the broader region.They also commended Pakistan’s vision for the region and the efforts it had made towards normalising relations with its neighbouring countries.

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 20 Feb 2013 08:30

fanne wrote:Is the top picture still from the great TSP movie that Mr. Nasruddin is refering to? What is the name of the movie?

The movie is called "Iman Taqwa Jihad Fistula - the peace of the Pakistan army"

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 20 Feb 2013 08:40

Gober-e-ment of Pakhistan should concentrate on improving trust and good relations with the neighbouring sovereign nation at Aabpara

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 20 Feb 2013 08:44

^^^
Which is also a nuclear weapons state.
Pakistan is surrounded by nuclear powers - China, India and Aabpara

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 20 Feb 2013 08:46

Types of nuclear weapons in the hands of Pakistan's neighbours:
1. China: Hydrogen bomb, Atom bomb
2. India: Hydrogen bomb, Atom bomb
3. Aabpara: Hydrogen Sulphide bomb

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 20 Feb 2013 10:33

http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/02/ ... HY20130219

Paki finance minister Hafiz Sheikh resigned. His chief job was begging IMF for more money. But the man is a bit sensible. During the last NATO blockade, he was running from pillar to post convincing people that Pakistan will go down the pakistan if they didnt get baksheesh from Unkil.

Rumors are that he might lead an interim caretaker government.

partha · Post by **partha** » 20 Feb 2013 11:23

Anujan wrote:http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/02/ ... HY20130219

Rumors are that he might lead an interim caretaker government.

Rumors spread by him onlee.

partha · Post by **partha** » 20 Feb 2013 11:26

http://dawn.com/2013/02/20/govt-vetoed- ... eployment/

Govt vetoed Hazaras’ demand: Army was ready for Quetta deployment

ISLAMABAD: The government on Tuesday refused to accept the main demand of Shia leadership and Hazara community for army deployment in Quetta although the military was ready to take on the responsibility.

“The decision for not calling in army under Section 245 of the Constitution was made by the political leadership. The armed forces are not reluctant to provide security to the Hazaras,” a senior military official told Dawn after Army chief Gen Ashfaq Parvez Kayani met President Asif Ali Zardari and Prime Minister Raja Pervez Ashraf at the Presidency to discuss the situation arising out of Saturday’s Quetta bombing.

Had the government asked for it, the official said, the army was ready to take action against the killers.

AoA! Solution to Al-Bakistan coo problems found. All that civilian govt has to do is veto army's coo decision.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 20 Feb 2013 11:41

Jhujar wrote:Mujahids, Please eggsplain the Significence of Hand gesture of Birkin Babe

Khar for addressing issues by improving ties with neighbours

I guess she is signalling to all the neighbors that she is ready for GUBO.

Karan Dixit · Post by **Karan Dixit** » 20 Feb 2013 12:01

RCase wrote:
Jhujar wrote:Mujahids, Please eggsplain the Significence of Hand gesture of Birkin Babe

Khar for addressing issues by improving ties with neighbours

I guess she is signalling to all the neighbors that she is ready for GUBO.

I think she is showing the diameter of incoming Hindu missile she can handle. Notice the "round" gesture.

ArmenT · Post by **ArmenT** » 20 Feb 2013 12:33

sanjaykumar wrote:The state of Pakistan

State of affairs has been like that for a while. See image below

svinayak · Post by **svinayak** » 20 Feb 2013 12:42

Jhujar wrote:Mian Ji Ki Kundi or Kundli
Kundli for General Elections 2018
Te hri Mah di It’s not a typo neither a joke. In fact, I am forced by friends to predict the outcome of elections but I hate to play jotish. However, the confidence posed by them, has encouraged me to take this leap of faith and make out a window into what might happen not in elections 2013 but in the run up to 2018.
( Modi Se darta hai yeh Poaqwala, Hai allah Darta Hai Subb Poaqwala)

They are making Kudli and the art of kundli lose its crediblity.
These guys have nothing to do with it and they should just everything Hindu from India.

pankajs · Post by **pankajs** » 20 Feb 2013 12:46

partha wrote:AoA! Solution to Al-Bakistan coo problems found. All that civilian govt has to do is veto army's coo decision.

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 20 Feb 2013 12:46

Jhujar wrote:Mujahids, Please eggsplain the Significence of Hand gesture of Birkin Babe

Khar for addressing issues by improving ties with neighbours

ISLAMABAD: Foreign Minister Hina Rabbani Khar Tuesday said regional pivot of Pakistan government was based on wide political consensus that the challenges could only be addressed through improving relations with its neighbouring countries.

She is explaining how Pakistan actually invented the zero

OR

The need to tighten its soverignity

Humblee yours.

Pratyush · Post by **Pratyush** » 20 Feb 2013 13:08

Countdown to thread meeting its 72. AOA

partha · Post by **partha** » 20 Feb 2013 13:12

Countdown to slaughter of another 72 Shias in Quetta.

Rajdeep · Post by **Rajdeep** » 20 Feb 2013 15:07

partha wrote:Countdown to slaughter of another 72 Shias in Quetta.

sudhan · Post by **sudhan** » 20 Feb 2013 17:56

Dus percenti approves election symbols of Bakistan

The newly approved election symbols are: baby cot, balloons, bangles, cannon, crocodile, dish antenna, fort, hud hud (bird), hukkah, human eye, human hand, jeep, kangaroo , key, keychain, key with lock, kite, knife, Khyber Pass, pressure cooker, school bag, stapler, sun, swing, top, toothbrush and tortoise.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 20 Feb 2013 17:58

^^^no lal topi mijjiles?

abhijitm · Post by **abhijitm** » 20 Feb 2013 18:17

^ no kalashnikov? no goat? and what is the deal with 'human hand' is it palm or whole hand?

sudhan · Post by **sudhan** » 20 Feb 2013 18:44

Lalmohan wrote:^^^no lal topi mijjiles?

Photochor khan had applied for a mijjile as his symbol

.. Not sure if it went through

pankajs · Post by **pankajs** » 20 Feb 2013 19:20

Pakistan determined to bring down trade barriers with India: Rehman

"Our regional pivot focuses on bringing down an architecture of trade barriers both with India and Pakistan, and we are on course, despite flare-ups on the Line of Control in Kashmir, to forge with building investments in peace, trade, economic integration and opportunities for our huge youth cohort," the Pakistan Ambassador to US Sherry Rehman said in her address to the prestigious Harvard University.

"Pakistan's cabinet is considering extending Most Favored Nation status to India while pressing India to dismantle its tariff and para-tariff barriers to Pakistan's exports.

As the US plans to exit from Afghanistan, by the end of 2014, Rehman called for a reality check and the need for a decision based on the ground realities.

"Do not go crashing out in an exit that run the risk of sinking Afghanistan into instability and economic un-sustainability," she said.

If the US does a pivot can the TFTA bakis be far behind?

Suppiah · Post by **Suppiah** » 20 Feb 2013 19:54

sudhan wrote: The newly approved election symbols are: baby cot, balloons, bangles, cannon, crocodile, dish antenna, fort, hud hud (bird), hukkah, human eye, human hand, jeep, kangaroo , key, keychain, key with lock, kite, knife, Khyber Pass, pressure cooker, school bag, stapler, sun, swing, top, toothbrush and tortoise.

What about goat, kalashnikov, suicide vest, beard, coffin, mushroom cloud, vaseline, burkah, peach bottom etc.? Would they not be more appropriate?

LOL Abjijit, you were ahead of me with goat and AK

Mihaylo · Post by **Mihaylo** » 20 Feb 2013 20:30

Suppiah wrote:
sudhan wrote: The newly approved election symbols are: baby cot, balloons, bangles, cannon, crocodile, dish antenna, fort, hud hud (bird), hukkah, human eye, human hand, jeep, kangaroo , key, keychain, key with lock, kite, knife, Khyber Pass, pressure cooker, school bag, stapler, sun, swing, top, toothbrush and tortoise.
What about goat, kalashnikov, suicide vest, beard, coffin, mushroom cloud, vaseline, burkah, peach bottom etc.? Would they not be more appropriate?

LOL Abjijit, you were ahead of me with goat and AK

Where's 'musharaf' in this list ?

-M

abhijitm · Post by **abhijitm** » 20 Feb 2013 20:45

Actually the Erection Commission of Bakistan sent 30 new symbols to dus percenty. He pocketed 3 and approved 27.

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 20 Feb 2013 20:51

Suppiah wrote:
sudhan wrote: The newly approved election symbols are: baby cot, balloons, bangles, cannon, crocodile, dish antenna, fort, hud hud (bird), hukkah, human eye, human hand, jeep, kangaroo , key, keychain, key with lock, kite, knife, Khyber Pass, pressure cooker, school bag, stapler, sun, swing, top, toothbrush and tortoise.
What about goat, kalashnikov, suicide vest, beard, coffin, mushroom cloud, vaseline, burkah, peach bottom etc.? Would they not be more appropriate?

LOL Abjijit, you were ahead of me with goat and AK

Osama? Kashmir? Begging bowl? Decapitated head?

member_22872 · Post by **member_22872** » 20 Feb 2013 20:54

and not to forget GUBO position, national bird drone, and rage boy.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 20 Feb 2013 21:22

sudhan wrote:
Lalmohan wrote:^^^no lal topi mijjiles?
Photochor khan had applied for a mijjile as his symbol .. Not sure if it went through

do you mean photochor missile failed to penetrate?

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 20 Feb 2013 21:34

sanjaykumar wrote:The state of Pakistan http://img4.catalog.photos.msn.com/Imag ... h=498&so=2

Subhan allah... Baki cowboys trying to tame a mechanical horse. Bakistan is indeed very advanced thanks to djinn technology

Rudradev · Post by **Rudradev** » 20 Feb 2013 22:07

sudhan wrote:Dus percenti approves election symbols of Bakistan
The newly approved election symbols are: baby cot, balloons, bangles, cannon.... kangaroo

Kangaroo? I didn't realize Chief Justice I.M. Chaudhury was contesting the elections.

ramana · Post by **ramana** » 20 Feb 2013 22:09

Low blow.