Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

member_21737 · Post by **member_21737** » 23 May 2013 22:54

Bakistani Drama in one video , with apt dialogue.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 24 May 2013 00:03

Maulaners, I waj soching that bhe had Cheen made JF17s escort our Tarrel and Deepel fliend, Leaky King from Cheen to show our lub and affection. Bhe aljo gave Leaky King Nisah-e-Bakistan.

In keeping with the spirit of touting our Iron Brother relationship, waj the Nishan-e-Bakistan 'Made in China'?

abhijitm · Post by **abhijitm** » 24 May 2013 08:33

^^ joo full ! all abar toilets are made in cheena.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 24 May 2013 11:57

who ij the loha_bhai_jaan?
ij it musha_ferrous-al-rusti? or abdul-qadeer-al-maraging-steeli?

archan · Post by **archan** » 24 May 2013 22:06

Beebul pooching bhat nishaan-e-bakistan mean? Beebul living in fusst world kufrland do naat know as their bot ij full of water and nishan-e-bakistan naarmally doej naat abbear.
Hiyar in my cave komblex we hab sbray gun to wash-e-musharraf. Due to less aab in the bot I wash nishaan-e-bakistan every subah with the sbray.

partha · Post by **partha** » 25 May 2013 00:27

I yam outrajed that every tom, dick and harry ij getting nishan-e-bakistan award & diluting its value. nishan-e-bakistan to world leaders ij what an AK47 bullet ij to a shia in bakistan. very high chances of getting it. i bropose to change the name of the award to "aasaan-e-bakistan".

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 25 May 2013 04:03

Lalmohan wrote:who ij the loha_bhai_jaan?

Do ju think that Tarrel Fliend Leaky King actually meant lota_bhai_jaan for Bakistanese and with hij Cheeni axent it seemed like loda_bhai_jaan and finally reported as loha_bhai_jaan, with angrezi translation aj iron_birader? Leaky King ij very clevel with hij words and often delivers a chinaman!

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 25 May 2013 04:13

Zra HU Ko Keh do Ji, Nishana Chook Na jayye

Mush Isssse Pukaroo Kei, Nishane E Pakistan Kanhhoo
Mushkill Mei Parr Gya hoon ki,Iss Messedhole kow Kya Kanhoon

Sadiyon Nikal Gye iss pey, Gubo Pey Gubo kow Kar Key
Phir Be TFTA Hai Poaqk Mush, Jaisey Nye Ashna Larrkey.

Hai Kiiiitni Fresh Laaagg Rahi Hai Aaaj Yeh Paoq Tuush
Jo Isko Torn Used one Kaaahe Woh Kaaaaffir Jootha Hai

Humm SDRE pey Hi Kyon Aatta Hai MushDeen Ko Gussa
Gubo Chahne Wale Tho iss Duniya Mey Owwr bhi Bahut Hai !!i

kish · Post by **kish** » 25 May 2013 17:23

Brave bakistani in Japanese Airport.

tidbits:

"Muslim punch, you die. This is Muslim punch"

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 25 May 2013 17:53

rcaseullah
eye think it started as "lota bhai jaan" and was in the imperative

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 01 Jun 2013 04:57

Im the dim kampaigning for Naya Al-Bakistan

partha · Post by **partha** » 01 Jun 2013 11:54

bliss to dekko thij. Pakjab assembly guards reporting to duty straight from downhill skiing in Kargil.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 01 Jun 2013 22:54

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Poaqmush Penetrating Xband 4D Radar Rearvealed da cauze

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 01 Jun 2013 23:37

After the diktat on redooshing uje of non-existent biji in officej in pak-e-satan, mard workerj have reported in bith no shirtj, chappalj and pajamaj. Dekho for jourself. But, bhat about motorma workerj? How are they coping bith no bijli?

Sushupti · Post by **Sushupti** » 03 Jun 2013 22:05

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 04 Jun 2013 10:14

anupmisra wrote:After the diktat on redooshing uje of non-existent biji in officej in pak-e-satan, mard workerj have reported in bith no shirtj, chappalj and pajamaj. Dekho for jourself. But, bhat about motorma workerj? How are they coping bith no bijli?

Anupullah-al-misri,

That pulice afsar ij confronting the ather afsar after doing rape:

Afsar in blew: maine phone pe apka rape karnay ka record kar diya. Ab aayga mazaa!

Nanga afsar: rape ka bideo phone mein hai to kya? Jub DNA inadmissible hai, to bideo ka goli mar. Char mard-e-momin ki zuroorat hi. Tu mera kuch nahi bigaad sakta!

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 04 Jun 2013 15:43

^^ Nat 'pulice'.

'Puls'. Aj in - "Puls ne jo musharraf pe danda ditta..."

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 05 Jun 2013 02:44

Hu will Phill Dhis MushMobile Tank Bith Tootie

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 06 Jun 2013 13:37

Get angry when the self proclaimed MSN Messenger pops up. There can be no other Messenger!

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 08 Jun 2013 16:47

Arrahoo Akbal. Pirathers, phinally a real ijjlamically bositive neuj. MSM arabai izz reborting that a pious djinn has recently opened a teetar account.

Real Jinn has Twitter account in Saudi !!

lots of people believe in spirits but is it possible that one of those spirits made an account on Twitter,who lives in Saudi Arabia and want to know humans .
The name of the account is (I am a real Jinn) and his first tweet was : To all humans I am the first Jinn to use Twitter some might think that I am lying and I am just human, I am a real Jinn and you will see wonders in the future on my Twitter account.
The paper said one reader tried to contact that account by using a fake name but quoted the reader as saying he was quickly identified by that account user.
He mentioned my real full name and where I live, including the name of the neighborhood and the city. I was shocked and instantly uttered prayers.

http://arabia.msn.com/news/world/190658 ... -in-saudi/

Lilo · Post by **Lilo** » 08 Jun 2013 21:08

Some how beople missed thijj outrage

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 09 Jun 2013 05:46

Name da Poaqaanp

symontk · Post by **symontk** » 09 Jun 2013 06:52

With all those stars british anyway

Lord Mount Batten?

But the picture reminded me of Charlie Chaplin movie where "Hitler" was searching for place in his commander in chief's chest to keep his next medal

kenop · Post by **kenop** » 11 Jun 2013 14:42

Naat a bojitiv nooz but remindz me oph the grorius past

SLUMABAD: Two high-speed Yindian aircraft violated Pakistani airspace by three nautical miles on Tuesday, the Fizzliya said.

A Fizzliya spokesman said the bhiolation occurred around 10:40 am in Attari, Fazilka sector.

The aircraft stayed inside Pakhana for about two minutes, he said.

“Fizzliya initiated prompt tactical actions and scrambled the two jets. Upon Fizzliya actions, Yindian aircraft exited the Pakhana,” said the Fizzliya spokesman.

Joo know my abbajan had a phrand (Alam) who met hij 72 recently. He would hab shot more than 16 (more than 8 in phirst 30 secondz of taking oph). Eye think the training needj to add more eggspojure to djinn taknqwljee.

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 11 Jun 2013 17:12

usually Eye yam quite relieved after sbending 2 minutes in pakhana territory.

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 12 Jun 2013 00:58

Mighty Pakistani welcomed after losing match to South Africa.

* viewers discretion advised

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9neqeguvJIM

Sushupti · Post by **Sushupti** » 12 Jun 2013 22:26

100 bercent TFTA Momin

Sushupti · Post by **Sushupti** » 12 Jun 2013 22:28

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 13 Jun 2013 18:35

Spat da RAA Agint

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 13 Jun 2013 19:00

I brotest!

Why does Quotta Bolis wantz to do a only a Brief interrogation of Mushy? Why not a De-Prief interrogation also, hain ji?

Pee Ass: Maype Musharrph ij prettier with the Priefs on than without.
Lahore-via-Quwait !

vivek_ahuja · Post by **vivek_ahuja** » 14 Jun 2013 06:37

Bhat is the Russian General implying to his halal counterpart here, hain ji?

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 14 Jun 2013 10:24

joygoswami wrote:Spat da RAA Agint

Thej are batriotic bakistanese brotecting the sauvirginity of Al Bakistan. They are phyrring in the sky against drones. The drones got scared and ran away.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 14 Jun 2013 12:13

plij to note that TFTA Roosi jarnail is holding leg oph ishtatue
bhailst
sdre pak jarnail is back to basics and holding musharraff

kenop · Post by **kenop** » 14 Jun 2013 22:41

Theje are pure momeens partijipating in the daura-e-awwal bhere the bajik takineeks are taut. Thij includej holding the gun and phyrring in the air.
Bhen they are battle ready (like the ayaesha from fizzleiya) they do naat need to phyrr in the air. They can phyrr in all direcjions but air. That ijj the real battle phaar bhij they are trayned.

member_22872 · Post by **member_22872** » 14 Jun 2013 23:56

Are they firing at the moon? I still don't understand their khujlee. How do they arrange this moon firing festival? they send memos that they all will collect on the mound outside Abdul's house one full moon night and fire and open AK phyre?

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 15 Jun 2013 02:53

^ Flash mob catching up in TSP. Kaffir collect for dancing while TFTA collect to shoot

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 15 Jun 2013 05:31

This Ayesha Farooq, Al Bakistan's only female jeehard-ready phyter pilate pojing in front of jahaaz gifted by tarrel and deepel fliend in musharaff base in Sir-god-hah!

Did ju see, she haj 'Saffron Bandit' chaap on her dress? She cannot be Bakistanese, must be kuffr hindoo. Thij ij a kanspiracy. How can wimmens fly jahaaz when in Al Saudibarbaria they cannot even drive cars or travel without related male chaperon? Al Bakistan is the fortress of Malsi.

anishns · Post by **anishns** » 15 Jun 2013 06:42

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/0 ... 86881.html

And this motorham is first Afghan pilot...who ij more TFTA? you kuffars

krishnan · Post by **krishnan** » 15 Jun 2013 16:24

joygoswami wrote:Spat da RAA Agint

One of the comments

No about 40 alien died . 30 lost tail ,20 its wings , 1 pakistani lost his brain due to friendly fire....no, its not me

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 16 Jun 2013 07:51

Yeh kaisa aaya zamana, yeh kaisa. Thij is bhat our hukumaran habe brought uj to now.