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Thij provej that Pakhanastan ij a mod-e-rate country.
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ju see - bible belt and pakistan are same to same; pakistan is a superpowwer onlee!
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anup al misra bin joo arki,
that ij a great pic. it clearly shows we hab finally become a nuclear superpower. AoA!!
that ij a great pic. it clearly shows we hab finally become a nuclear superpower. AoA!!
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are ju suar parthullah? eejnt eet the kase that mango abduls are trying to look like ghaas eating khushboos so that the maulers take more 'special interest' in them, hain ji?
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Ij it? I hab always thought Bakis had to eat and smoke grass to build atim bum.
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ju see, that eej dual-uje takniki!
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AoA! Narender Modi will naat go to Delhi in 2014. Becauj by end oph 2013 Delhi will naat be under Bhaarti hukoomat.
BrassTacksOfficial channel on jootube haj thij istrategic anal-e-sis on Sep 6, 2011:
Pakistan in 2030
BrassTacksOfficial channel on jootube haj thij istrategic anal-e-sis on Sep 6, 2011:
Pakistan in 2030
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Dhoti shibber!
I yam going to advije all kaafirj to moob to Antarctica or Iceland. Only they are bereft oph Masli'j light.
I yam going to advije all kaafirj to moob to Antarctica or Iceland. Only they are bereft oph Masli'j light.
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Arrahu Akball !!
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I bet it is not the border area otherwise americans would have launched a hellfire on their fire spitting donkeys.joygoswami wrote:Spat da RAA Agint
BTW exact same thing was done by pakistani police during lyari operations last year, instead of shooting in air they were shooting at buildings though
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^^ Supanallah, the same Maulener haj invented aall tak-no-logies over more than 100 years.
He ij shown making hij No-pel prije acceptance speeches for aall 4 times onlee.
Bhat-e-great beoble we are!
He ij shown making hij No-pel prije acceptance speeches for aall 4 times onlee.
Bhat-e-great beoble we are!
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ju mean we aljo paneer'ed re-saikal-eeng takniki?
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Maulener Lalmullah, not only we paneered re-saikal, but soon we bill be re-saikiling (digested) paneer.
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wah wah! bahut khub!
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They serve ready-made mujahids at al bakistani restaurants. Just in case your al wives and sisters are not home.
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birathers - bhat ij thij i hiyar?
bhyphor talibirathers are shooting off on nanga parbat - hain ji?
eet eej peroof that all nanga-ness hajj to be burkha'ed
else birather bhill shoot off!
bhyphor talibirathers are shooting off on nanga parbat - hain ji?
eet eej peroof that all nanga-ness hajj to be burkha'ed
else birather bhill shoot off!
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shoot off his own member ji? or other's member?
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And they come out legs first from the delivery counter.vdutta wrote:They serve ready-made mujahids at al bakistani restaurants. Just in case your al wives and sisters are not home.
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Kamran Akmal can always get naukri as bhikhari in front of Dilli Jama Masjid
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Bhat plasbhemy! How can the TFTA inheritors of the Mughal dynasty be bhikharis in front of Dilli Jama Masjid ju kuffar? That ij only for SDREs.
Kamran Numbskull will be in Dilli to phly the green parcham of the USM (United Countries of Muslims - http://forums.bharat-rakshak.com/viewto ... 0#p1471891)
Kamran Numbskull will be in Dilli to phly the green parcham of the USM (United Countries of Muslims - http://forums.bharat-rakshak.com/viewto ... 0#p1471891)
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Water kit car now runs on snow and ice!
AoA! The ingineers of Al Bakistan have made the first car in the world to run on snow and ice at high altitudes, leading authorities to believe it is suspicious:
Nanga Parbat attack: Search operation leads to a 'suspicious car'
AoA! The ingineers of Al Bakistan have made the first car in the world to run on snow and ice at high altitudes, leading authorities to believe it is suspicious:
Nanga Parbat attack: Search operation leads to a 'suspicious car'
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Tarrel Fliend sees immense potential in Pindi Chana
Ok. How much power are we talking about initially and how much will it cost?
AoA! All our bower broplems will be solved! The only load shedding that will be there is the shedding of inner pakistaniyat.“We look forward to more business to invest especially in the local power sector,” Youngqiang added. The vice chairman of the Chinese-based company was of the view that there was a potential of generating up to 50,000MW through wind in the country.
Ok. How much power are we talking about initially and how much will it cost?
There is many a slip between the Chinese tea cup and the lip!He said that the cost of the project had been estimated at $120 million.
Youngqiang said the project will kick-off operations by June 2015 as closure of financials were expected to be finalised by either end of this year or July 2014.
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yes many a slip n slide also in red lips parlour
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Bhy? He bill onlee be joining hij phellow mughalj in same condishun. kilick hiyarRCase wrote:Bhat plasbhemy! How can the TFTA inheritors of the Mughal dynasty be bhikharis in front of Dilli Jama Masjid ju kuffar? That ij only for SDREs.
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It seems there are more than one water car en-jinn-eers in Al bakistan, L#nd of pure ijjlamic sciences.
another Pakistani mechanical engineer Mohammad Qamar Khan claimed running his car on water for last six months. Reported by Express News, Mohammad Qamar Khan is working on his project for last one and half year. He imported various equipments from On 1st August 2012 China and Malaysia and made converted his car to use water instead of fuel
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Allah haj been generous with the Arap cuntries and brovided them with oil. Due to kanspiracy, Bakistan misphortunately did not get oil. In a clear sign from Allah with the recent sailabs, he wants to make up for Bakistan's lack of oil.
So many of our inginirs are showing their tactical prilliance and coming up with waater kits. Other cuntries will be begging Bakistan for waater kits. Krachi will become like Dubai!
Sshh... Did ju know that scientists and inginirs of Bakistan are working on djinn powered flying carpets, aj revealed in the Arapian Naights. Thij will not even require waater!
So many of our inginirs are showing their tactical prilliance and coming up with waater kits. Other cuntries will be begging Bakistan for waater kits. Krachi will become like Dubai!
Sshh... Did ju know that scientists and inginirs of Bakistan are working on djinn powered flying carpets, aj revealed in the Arapian Naights. Thij will not even require waater!
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Pakistan is strategically located near water, it is also the cradle of sapta Sindhu civilization. Since thousands of years Pakistanis have known the use of water, now the culmination of age old water technology perfection is a perpetual motion machine of second kind running on water, only now it is being discovered and re-discovered. Proves that independent fact verification and innovation is "deeply" ingrained in each and every successful paki.
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"My Jihad is to build a waater kit. What ij juors?"Gagan wrote:
AoA
Another water kit claimant. This time from the world renowned education hub of swat.
Bismillah Farmaiye:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UC_HxPBcqJg
This abdul is another self-taught 'engineer', and does "ESTROlysis" on H2O.
Lahore via kuwait !
They guy said it took 20 years of relentless struggle for him to 'invent' electrolysis
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Meirda Ratones. Mice Schidt redux
el envío fue contaminada por pequeños escarabajos
el envío fue contaminada por pequeños escarabajos
VERACRUZ: Mexican customs officials have quarantined 3,000 tonnes of rice from Pakistan after they discovered that the shipment was contaminated by a tiny beetle that destroys grain products, officials said Tuesday.
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maricones ratazos!
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Don R. Case.RCase wrote:Meirda Ratones. Mice Schidt redux
el envío fue contaminada por pequeños escarabajos
VERACRUZ: Mexican customs officials have quarantined 3,000 tonnes of rice from Pakistan after they discovered that the shipment was contaminated by a tiny beetle that destroys grain products, officials said Tuesday.
Los saludos,
Hace unos años nosotros tuvimos el caso siguiente de Arroz pakistaní ser mezclado con mierda de ratones.
Pida por favor que sus contactos mexicanos permitir que tengamos una copia de la carta enviada a los Exportadores Pakistaníes del Arroz por los Importadores Mexicanos.
Haji Laka Mauda and Haji Chadder Moad,
Hera Pheri Trading Co.
235,Sharea e Faisal
Karatchi
Pakistan
Ve refer you to our Agreement for Two parcels auf 500 Tonne each auf Rice vich you haf sent Two Times by 25 Kontainers each time unter Bill Auf Lading No. HPTC-GuRHm GmbH 003/2010 und Bill Auf Lading No. HPTC-GuRHm GmbH 004/2010
Deez two shipments auf rice ve got from you vas mitt mice schidt mixt. Der rice vas gut enuff, but der mice durds schpoils der trade. Vee did not see der mice schidt in der samples vich you sent us.
We hav checked mitt our trading department and dey konfirm dat in der agreement to import rice from ur kompani if it is agreed to send rice mitt mice shidt mixt but dey are not finding any mention of Mice shcidt must to be mixt mitt der rice
It takes too much time to remuf der mice durds out from der rice. Vee order kleen rice and you schipt mice schidt mixt mitt der rice.
Vee like you to schip us der rice in vun sack und der mice schidt in annoder sak, and den vee mix to soot der kustomer.
Pleaz to understand ve haf had to clean der rice to remuf dor mice schidt for vich we have to employ German cleaning mans and German cleaning vomans vich pepuls be very costly. Vee now have all der rice in vun grup of bags and all der mice schidt in odder grup of bags
Pleaz wride, if ve shud schip back der mice schidt und keep der rice vich we have asked und paid fur or to keep der mice schidt vich we hav not asked fur und schip back der rice vich ve haf paid fur, or schip back der hold schitten verks.
Pleaz note dat we have sent der mice schidt vich was mixt mitt der rice to Der Labor für Güteprüfung in Hamburg who Konfirm dat dis mice schidt in der rice contains kurry vich meanz dat dis mice schidt is from Pakistan Mices and not German Mices.
Ve vant to do ridt in dis matter budt ve do no like dis mice schidt business.
Mitt mutch respect,
signed Hans Gruber Von Schlong-Zwei Nuttenberg
Getreide und Reis Handel Gesellschaft mit beschränkter Haftung
St. Pauli
Hamburg
Cheers
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AoA!
Al-Bakistani saxiness
Al-Bakistani saxiness
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What thankless Mexican nashun. Islamic Republica aaf Paa'stan provides them free beetles with Rice and still they complain.3,000 tonnes of rice from Pakistan after they discovered that the shipment was contaminated by a tiny beetle
Uff Allh! Good deeds ka to zamana hi nahin hai.
PS: There ij nothing tiny about Paa' stan including the beetles.
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Haji Laka Mauda
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der peregrine komt!
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what the...kya hai yeh??!!partha wrote:AoA!
Al-Bakistani saxiness
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After all those images of the SDRE Yindoo army and yair-force helping their citizens at times of natural calamity by carrying them in their arms and shoulders, sharing their food and sacrificing their lives, it is only appropriate the TFTA army across the border and their TFTA mard-e-momeen show how its actually done better:
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And of course, AOA-time amidst the debris of a crashed airliner even before the smoke has drifted away...
http://totallycoolpix.com/wp-content/up ... rt2_09.jpg
http://totallycoolpix.com/wp-content/up ... rt2_09.jpg
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