Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

abhijitm · Post by **abhijitm** » 07 Jan 2014 19:17

I hab a pooch. How come bhen yindian sayantist mix liquid oxygen and liquid hydrogen and make cryogenic kit eborybady claps, bhat bhen abor sayantist separate oxygen and hydrogen phram liquid bhater to make bhater kit eborybady laughs? hain ji? separation is more complix than mixing no? tell me tell me? bhoo is laughing now? hain ji?

kenop · Post by **kenop** » 07 Jan 2014 19:23

Abar sainsdaanz aljo uje un-separated hydrojin and aksijan
SUPRACO ij mojt adbanced

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 07 Jan 2014 19:43

^ ^ First the car that runs on water and now a rocket that runs on water.

They are lot ahead for sure.

Lilo · Post by **Lilo** » 07 Jan 2014 19:56

^^
Just ass dutty yindoo Swans can sebarate milk fram water ....
Bious Paki Pigs of SUAR.CO can seberate hyder-e-gen from ox-e-gen in nalaa water and phly with hyder-e-gen cumbutttion....

Take THAT, joo dutty yindoo kuffar.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 08 Jan 2014 00:16

Newyeer word addition in Paki Vocalbulary izz MushShikan to come-plete bith BookShikan yand Butt-Shikan.
2014 will b da yeer of Mulla Mush-Shikan Yand Mullah Mush Chick-end. Mullah Butt_Shikan bill nnt barticipate en pubeblick aktibitity.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 08 Jan 2014 05:14

When Amir Khan state of North Carolina ij called the Tar Heel state (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tar_Heel),
shouldn't the Pikari Khan state of Bakistan be called the RAW Heel state in honor of the new fauji chieftan?

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 08 Jan 2014 05:30

abhijitm wrote:I hab a pooch. How come bhen yindian sayantist mix liquid oxygen and liquid hydrogen and make cryogenic kit eborybady claps, bhat bhen abor sayantist separate oxygen and hydrogen phram liquid bhater to make bhater kit eborybady laughs? hain ji? separation is more complix than mixing no? tell me tell me? bhoo is laughing now? hain ji?

Janab, the prawcess of ESTRO-lysis ij very cum-impregnated for the kuffar to understand.

1 Baki ESTRO-lysis specialist == 10 Yindian sayantists.

The yindian sayantist only mix liquid oxygen and hydrogen.
Baki specialist first broke waater into liquid oxygen and hydrogen due to the will of Ala, and then mixed back the liquid oxygen and hdyrogen to break more waater into liquid oxygen and hydrogen. The Yindians could only achieve one half of Baki specialist.

Yindoo cryogenic rakit waj only able to go to 36,000 km. With the water rakit, within 5 years, inshala, SUAR.CO should be able to send Jahil HamIED to Djanat (which is receeding faster than the speed of laeit).

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 08 Jan 2014 06:17

Indian raakit seems to be short, dark with payload fairing.

Baakistani raakit is tall, fair, with tight nozzles and well integrated payload which requires no fairing.

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 08 Jan 2014 19:13

Whaat jew saying ij agent Vinod ij steeling liquid hydrogen and liquid oxygen from under liquid waaturj. Like steeling electricity from under waterj.

Outrage.. now rakit mard have to do with gaseous methane as usual becauj agint Vinod steel everything from under waterj.

Saving liquid hydrogen and liquid oxygen under water,
Methane-rakit-ullah

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 08 Jan 2014 19:30

butt... does pindi chana gas exist as pure methane? or is it a particulate suspension in methane? like taller birather brown smog? hain ji?

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 08 Jan 2014 20:11

Lalmullah, aj ju can cee, pindi chana gas in pitchar ij fair and white. Mashala, how can anything naat be pure fram the lund of pure? It haj to be pure methane and naat brown smog.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 08 Jan 2014 20:57

kenop wrote:Abar sainsdaanz aljo uje un-separated hydrojin and aksijan
SUPRACO ij mojt adbanced

Bhy naat? It haj bin dun before by maghrabi agenseez.Dekho far jourself. Baater rakit to the chaand. AoA. Do naat miss el supremo qaid-e-momeen, AQ Khan-sama (he ij the bun with the bicycle pump).

In thij bun, half the baki rakit reachej jannat. Killicky hiyar.

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 08 Jan 2014 21:45

Theej Yindoos awr stoopid. Iph theyar MOM phinds methane awn Marj, eet bhil proven thayt marj beelangs to uj. Aphter awll, eeach bhun oph uj produje methane. Bhee bhere theyaar phurst.

Marj ij the easturn part of Al Bakeestun.

Arrah bhee prayjed.

johneeG · Post by **johneeG** » 09 Jan 2014 00:37

rajanb wrote:Theej Yindoos awr stoopid. Iph theyar MOM phinds methane awn Marj, eet bhil proven thayt marj beelangs to uj. Aphter awll, eeach bhun oph uj produje methane. Bhee bhere theyaar phurst.

Marj ij the easturn part of Al Bakeestun.

Arrah bhee prayjed.

I habe a funda-mental kweschin to see-near mullahs: according to dha book, doej mars exist ar knott?

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 09 Jan 2014 00:39

RCase wrote: Lalmullah, aj ju can cee, pindi chana gas in pitchar ij fair and white. Mashala, how can anything naat be pure fram the lund of pure? It haj to be pure methane and naat brown smog.

Yee Blasphphemere Kaaphir, how did joo miss hiz faborite Black Bra!!

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 10 Jan 2014 04:17

partha · Post by **partha** » 10 Jan 2014 04:24

RCase wrote:

Lalmullah, aj ju can cee, pindi chana gas in pitchar ij fair and white. Mashala, how can anything naat be pure fram the lund of pure? It haj to be pure methane and naat brown smog.

bhaat happens if someone spreads a rumor that the smoke behind the jernail is smoke from burning of the holy pook, hain? I soch thij can be used to file petishuns in the court by hij detractors in his post coo life.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 10 Jan 2014 06:19

^^^ It ij 'Holy Smoke' onlee, no? Since he ij the Defender-in-Chief of the Ideolgical Frontiers of Malsi and fighting in the way of Allah, there can be no plasfammy. It ij aljo more likely that one of his inbred, TFTA biradhers will be the judge to shower him with roje betals.

In Al-Bakistan, plasfammy ij ujed mainly against kaffirs, not true-blood Mo-means.

Lilo · Post by **Lilo** » 10 Jan 2014 10:10

Hai taubaa

Shrilleen ijj kamplaining that theyar ijj No gas !!
Death to the RAW agints herassing Shrilleen py stealing her gas

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 10 Jan 2014 13:28

liluddin paints a frightening post apocalyptic vijion oph stealing the jabberwocky's pindi chana emissions...

kenop · Post by **kenop** » 10 Jan 2014 15:03

anupmisra wrote:
kenop wrote:Abar sainsdaanz aljo uje un-separated hydrojin and aksijan
SUPRACO ij mojt adbanced
Bhy naat? It haj bin dun before by maghrabi agenseez.Dekho far jourself. Baater rakit to the chaand. AoA. Do naat miss el supremo qaid-e-momeen, AQ Khan-sama (he ij the bun with the bicycle pump).

In thij bun, half the baki rakit reachej jannat. Killicky hiyar.

Jew kaffir.
Jew are ishpiking lyke peepulz who speaked agaynst the bhatter-car-injiniyar. They said it haj been dunn bephore in some arrah-forsaken maghrib place and he had just bought the keet and all that. Just to dephame pindijinas researj and inishiative.
joo bill saphar in the worst hell.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 11 Jan 2014 02:28

Lilo wrote:

Hai taubaa
Shrilleen ijj kamplaining that theyar ijj No gas !!
Death to the RAW agints herassing Shrilleen py stealing her gas

From waater kit, to now gas kit, al Bakistan ij making taraki!

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 11 Jan 2014 03:20

Anujan wrote:Indian raakit seems to be short, dark with payload fairing. Baakistani raakit is tall, fair, with tight nozzles and well integrated payload which requires no fairing.

Bhat joo say? Our raakit ij tall and phair? Socho again mister mian. Our raakit ij tall, phair, handsum and ready to kick ass. He ij all phyred up. He haj been to chaand and back.

Dekho for jourself:

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 11 Jan 2014 03:23

Our naya ef-solah waj delivered today. It ij berry berry fair and a phormi-doable weapon of majj dejtruckshun.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 11 Jan 2014 04:27

bhen ju say "do-able"... bhat du ju mean hain ji?

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 11 Jan 2014 05:06

Lalmohan wrote:bhen ju say "do-able"... bhat du ju mean hain ji?

Lalmullah-urf-burkawalla, do joo remember thoje kendo-styx motormamaj in jour lal masjid? Berry phormi-doable, hain na? Joo know, bhen someone sayj that she ij berry phormi-doable enemy, she ij berry berry istrong?

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 11 Jan 2014 05:11

Maafi pleaj. Wrong dhaga!!

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 11 Jan 2014 07:10

anupmisra wrote:
Lalmohan wrote:bhen ju say "do-able"... bhat du ju mean hain ji?
Lalmullah-urf-burkawalla, do joo remember thoje kendo-styx motormamaj in jour lal masjid? Berry phormi-doable, hain na? Joo know, bhen someone sayj that she ij berry phormi-doable enemy, she ij berry berry istrong?

Anupullah al misri,

Ju habe made very good pawint. Thinking about kendo sistas as right hand pojjesshuns... I say 'there ij no any-me, it ij any-mine. For me do-able!

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 11 Jan 2014 07:34

Casullah-al-dimagi getj it. I mean, he really getj it.

Ardeshir · Post by **Ardeshir** » 11 Jan 2014 15:26

Diyar Editar,
Duj this sweater make my goat look fat?

In a lot with squatters’ tents in Rawalpindi last week, families were putting sweaters on their goats.

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 11 Jan 2014 16:17

Subhanullah, long lost goatnapped munna ij phinally dijcovered with dij sweater cover.

Bithout colorfool sweater,
Un-goatnapped-ullah

kish · Post by **kish** » 12 Jan 2014 00:10

Bure blissss

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 12 Jan 2014 00:34

^^^
Sue-paan-yall! Truly taller and fairer momin riding a 'four stroke' indjinn. Eggsplosive power!

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 12 Jan 2014 00:36

anupmisra wrote:Casullah-al-dimagi getj it. I mean, he really getj it.

Jazz-ack-oolalah!

ArmenT · Post by **ArmenT** » 13 Jan 2014 00:28

Looks like an early ancestor of the Bakis has been discovered.
Link to article here

Fresh analysis of an extinct relative of humans suggests our ancient ancestors dined primarily on tiger nuts, which are edible grass bulbs,...

The study suggests paranthropus boisei derived up to 80 percent of their tissues from low-quality foods like grasses and sedges, so-called C4 sources.

Comer · Post by **Comer** » 13 Jan 2014 01:20

ArmenT wrote:Looks like an early ancestor of the Bakis has been discovered.
Link to article here
Fresh analysis of an extinct relative of humans suggests our ancient ancestors dined primarily on tiger nuts, which are edible grass bulbs,...

The study suggests paranthropus boisei derived up to 80 percent of their tissues from low-quality foods like grasses and sedges, so-called C4 sources.

Grass, Parantha and C4. Thij ij bin Coughsim onlee

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 13 Jan 2014 04:57

Bra-duct Shpecially Designed For PoaqArmy and PoaqAdmi

The bra market for cross-dressing men (as opposed to men who want to achieve the Kellan Lutz effect with some not-at-all-obvious, custom-fitted chest cushions) is growing in Pakistan , thanks in part to the efforts of a Jehadi online promotion

Sudip · Post by **Sudip** » 13 Jan 2014 10:37

roohani ehsaas

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRDdodeNb-Q#t=09m05s

Ardeshir · Post by **Ardeshir** » 13 Jan 2014 13:15

http://www.fakingnews.firstpost.com/201 ... s-mission/

Subaanallah! Suparco has acheived the imbossiple!

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 14 Jan 2014 08:31

Todin short dark Hindus celebrating rice eating festival pongal.

Pakistanis celebrate only wheat eating festivals.