Sunni Terrorist Fragments of Unstable Pakistan - 19 Jul 2014

member_22733 · Post by **member_22733** » 03 Sep 2014 20:45

I have been trying hard to understand for the last 1 hour: Who is in power in Bakistan?

Sharif cannot overpower the military, but cannot govern either. The military cannot conduct a coup, but can govern Bakistan. DimTuQ gang cannot create revolution, but can bring the already phaked economy to its knees.

Arrah onreee knows!

Philip · Post by **Philip** » 03 Sep 2014 21:20

The first innings of Captain Khan's team hasn't ended as yet.We have to see what happens after drinks,post-lunch session.While the scoring rate leaves much to be desired,the umpires probably maintained lawlessness and disorder upto a point which wouldn't scare off its chief match sponsor,the IMF and other sponsors.

You know that the "threat of a coup" instills more fear in the chuddies of a Puki that the actual coup itself.The suspense of the "sword of 'Pindi" hanging over their heads makes Puki politicos break out into a cold sweat.Remember that Zulfie B had an appointment with the hangman! I'm waiting to see Captain Khan who vowed to keep on batting "until death" to unseat the Sheriff ,postpone his date with fate! Typical bluff and bluster from a Puki.

There was a report that the actual master puppeteer of this entire farce is Uncle Sam! Uncle Sam wants the Pukis to rein in their Afghan ambitions so that another virulent anti-US entity does not squat there.The relationship between Uncle Sam and his rent boys ,the GHQ and ISI is legendary.

Baikul · Post by **Baikul** » 03 Sep 2014 21:24

saravana wrote:Was Dilshan in the team when the Bakis shot at the team bus?

More important, was Shahzad in the Baki squad that shot at the team bus?

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 03 Sep 2014 23:18

Nandu wrote:Why is PCB committing blasphemy by investigating a momeen earning his sawab?

No, they are not investigating the momeen. On the contrary, they want to be sure that the paki used the right tactics and coercive language when inviting the Lankan to hell fire.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 04 Sep 2014 01:29

Chinese president’s visit on schedule:Fck Office

Xi will Do Shii in pakistan

ISLAMABAD: A high-level Chinese team comprising of security and protocol of the Chinese President Xi Jinping has arrived in Islamabad to finalise the dates of the visit.When contacted by Dawn.com, Foreign Office Spokesperson Tasneem Aslam said the visit by President Jinping is on schedule and was not being cancelled or changed.She confirmed that high-level advance team from China has arrived and held meetings with their FO counterparts to give final touches to the visit.
Sources said they agreed that the Chinese president’s visit would be from 14th to 16th September for two days.Sources also said in case the sit-in continues in Islamabad, some of the meetings may be shifted to Lahore by the government.

Philip · Post by **Philip** » 04 Sep 2014 01:36

Loke,that is the Q! Perhaps power in Pukeistan is like the proverbial bar of wet soap that is being shared by a bunch of nasty Pukis (politicos,bureaucrats,judges,lawyers,army,ISI,etc.,) in a communal shower. As each nasty fights for it,it slips out of their grasp falls to the floor and there is a mad scramble for it by the Pukis! Some who bend down to retrieve it get "rogered" by the "defenders of the faithful",who seem to be more interested in the "rogering" than in the seizing of the soap! All this tamasha of writhing bodies is accompanied by the raucus howls,shrieks and bathroom singing from the bunch,which is how the phrase "soap opera" was conceived!

So Gin and tonic wants to join in the fun and games in Pukeistan. He wants to have a first hand view of the great sh*t in,understandable as he is also known as "Hu Flung Dung"!

member_22733 · Post by **member_22733** » 04 Sep 2014 01:39

^^^

Gives a new meaning to the phrase : "Roger that!"

Dipanker · Post by **Dipanker** » 04 Sep 2014 02:50

kancha wrote:
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"If you are a non muslim and you turn muslim, no matter what you do in your life, straight to heaven"

Words of wisdom, excreted from the mouth of Ahmed Shahzad, to Dilshan on the cricket field

What a effing moron this Paki is.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 04 Sep 2014 02:54

So disappointed with TFTA army!! Nearly 20 days of protests and they can't even lamppost a prime minister. Instead of ISI threatening the politicians, the politicians are denouncing the army and presenting a united front. On top of that the newspapers are writing anti-army editorials!!

This is very demoralizing to Abdul TFTAs on the ground. Running away from Taliban and signing a peace treaty is one thing, but they are letting the civilians win now? This situation must be rectified immediately and the glory and prestige of the army should be restored ASAP!!

SSridhar · Post by **SSridhar** » 04 Sep 2014 03:17

Jhujar wrote:Chinese president’s visit on schedule:Fck Office

Nawaz is hoping for some respite by continuing to insist on a visit by the Chinese President so that in deference to the sweeter-than-the-sweetest honey friend's visit, the intensity of the agitation comes down. He might also hope that Xi has a few words of advice to the STFU-TSPA. Nawaz is clinging to hopes. If Xi decides to cancel his Pakistan leg of the tour, Nawaz will be in deeper trouble.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 04 Sep 2014 03:59

Dipanker wrote:
kancha wrote:
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"If you are a non muslim and you turn muslim, no matter what you do in your life, straight to heaven"What a effing moron this Paki is.

Ask this Paki to sleep with mother & then with father , after all no matter what he does , Jannat is " Grntud".

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 04 Sep 2014 05:54

Dipanker wrote:What a effing moron this Paki is.

"Effin' moron" and "Paki" are redundant. Refer to the article on inbreeding.

RajeshG · Post by **RajeshG** » 04 Sep 2014 06:51

Phillip, I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. "writhing bodies", "rogering defenders" and "hu flung dung". mercy only saar..

menon s · Post by **menon s** » 04 Sep 2014 10:18

In my opinion the kranti of the canadian and the captain will bundle up before the Chineese King comes into Islamabad. Pakistanis sure would not want the mandarins watching their unwashed masses washing bare backs in the diplomatic enclave.

Dipanker · Post by **Dipanker** » 04 Sep 2014 10:28

This pretty much makes it evident that Ayman al Zawahri is most likely living in ISI building basement or some such place, duly guarded/protected by TSPA/ISI.

Al Qaeda announces India wing

Al Qaeda leader Ayman al Zawahri on Wednesday announced the formation of an Indian branch of his militant group he said would spread Islamic rule and "raise the flag of jihad" across the subcontinent.

rohitvats · Post by **rohitvats** » 04 Sep 2014 10:41

That report about pedophilia in Pakistan has the whole story up-side down.

Having s@x with young boys is more of a cultural thing in Muslim societies than an act of classic pedophilia and has been so for centuries now; I've seen a documentary which clearly showed that there is a very active market of male prostitutes with preference being given to young boys. 'Baccha-baazi' is an established practiced.

There is a societal acceptance of this practice and therefore, to label it as pedophilia is incorrect. Pedophilia/Pedophiles occur in societies which consider such acts as heinous and worthy of severe punishment. What the documentary covers is nothing but an established practice and all part of glorious tradition.

habal · Post by **habal** » 04 Sep 2014 10:42

this was probably what Hafiz Saeed was discussing animatedly with PA/ISI & minions a week ago.

sum · Post by **sum** » 04 Sep 2014 10:48

"If you are a non muslim and you turn muslim, no matter what you do in your life, straight to heaven"

Words of wisdom, excreted from the mouth of Ahmed Shahzad, to Dilshan on the cricket field

Sad to say but when this is posted in FB by many of my friends, 99.99% of the IMs are actually defending the Paki by saying "it was small thing"/"it was a joke" etc and trying to cow down the poster.

IIRC, i don't see much difference between IMs and TSP-ians when it comes to all this religious behavior. Its just the 80% majority which is holding everything together.

schinnas · Post by **schinnas** » 04 Sep 2014 11:43

SSridhar wrote:
Jhujar wrote:Chinese president’s visit on schedule:Fck Office
Nawaz is hoping for some respite by continuing to insist on a visit by the Chinese President so that in deference to the sweeter-than-the-sweetest honey friend's visit, the intensity of the agitation comes down. He might also hope that Xi has a few words of advice to the STFU-TSPA. Nawaz is clinging to hopes. If Xi decides to cancel his Pakistan leg of the tour, Nawaz will be in deeper trouble.

Very well stated. Given that KSA and Amerikees have continued to silently support Badmash but are not willing to insist on his continuity overtly, protection from Chipanda might be his last hope. This puts Chipanda in a sort of over-lordship over Pukiland that was enjoyed only by Amerikees until now... hmm.. changing times. Xi being a smart person would know that there will be no productive use for him in going to Pukiland now but he will still continue to go but may shorten his trip. The reason he will continue to visit Pukiland (unless he is scared of security threat) will be due to
1) Opportunity to do == between India and Pukiland as this is part of his visit to sub continent, especially at a time when India is cozying up to Japan. Also it will be insulting to his tallel than mountains friends if he cancels the visit.
2) Given all that is going on in Xinjiang province, Chipanda distrusts the jihadi elements in Pukiland and wouldnt want even nominal power going to rabid clerics like TuQTuQ or I'mDim who acts as if he is the political face of Talibs.

On the other hand, this presents a golden opportunity for Xi to show true leadership and ability to think with foresight by cancelling the visit, signalling that India is critical for him to focus just on India in this trip and not interfere in the hairball that is Pukiland. No sane person would want to get sucked into that unending mess of a country even if could will boost someone's ego for a time to be treated as an Emperor.

Lets wait and watch... interesting times!

ArmenT · Post by **ArmenT** » 04 Sep 2014 12:24

From Dawn
Imran Khan unhappy with Azadi March attendance

RAWALPINDI: Pakistan Tehreek-i-Insaf (PTI) Chairman Imran Khan has expressed dissatisfaction over the performance of the party’s Rawalpindi chapter and its six MPAs for not bringing enough people to the sit-in.

Imran Khan summoned all leaders from Rawalpindi on Wednesday and met them inside the Azadi Truck on the Constitution Avenue.
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He asked them to bring 200 people from each union council for the next two to three days, to show the party’s street strength in the ‘final stage’.

A senior PTI leader told Dawn that the party chairman was unhappy with the attendance of the local chapter at the sit-in site, especially after the police action.

“If all office-bearers attended the sit-in, then more than 1,000 people will remain on the protest venue. The responsibility lies on the shoulders of the local leaders to improve the attendance of the gathering in the next two or three days, which will be final,” he quoted the party chairman’s views.

wig · Post by **wig** » 04 Sep 2014 15:58

Sikh man stabbed to death in Pakistan

PESHAWAR: A Sikh man was stabbed to death by unidentified attackers in Pakistan's northwestern Khyber-Pakhtunkhwa province, a media report said on Thursday.

Aamarjeet Singh was found murdered inside the warehouse of his shop in Shaheedan Bazaar of Mardan city yesterday.

His son Gagan Singh told police that he was at the family-owned cosmetics shop until 2 pm, when his father came and sent him home.

When Gagan returned at 5 pm, he found the shop's shutters pulled halfway down and his father was missing.

Gagan then went to the shop's adjacent warehouse, where he found his father's body.

Gagan said his family doesn't have any known enemies and have been residents of Dagai, Mardan, for many years.

Police have lodged an FIR and started investigation into the murder.

Last month, two men opened fire on three members of the Sikh community in Shabab Markat in the Hashtnagri area of Peshawar.

One man, Jagmot Singh, was killed while two others, Manmit Singh and Param Singh, were injured.

The men were shot at as they opened Manmit's cosmetics shops in the market.

http://www.tribuneindia.com/2014/201409 ... news.htm#9

A_Gupta · Post by **A_Gupta** » 04 Sep 2014 16:22

rohitvats wrote:That report about pedophilia in Pakistan has the whole story up-side down.

Having s@x with young boys is more of a cultural thing in Muslim societies than an act of classic pedophilia and has been so for centuries now; I've seen a documentary which clearly showed that there is a very active market of male prostitutes with preference being given to young boys. 'Baccha-baazi' is an established practiced.

There is a societal acceptance of this practice and therefore, to label it as pedophilia is incorrect. Pedophilia/Pedophiles occur in societies which consider such acts as heinous and worthy of severe punishment. What the documentary covers is nothing but an established practice and all part of glorious tradition.

Bernard Lewis gives this from an ancient Arabic joke book (let it not be said that the faithful at that time lacked a sense of humor):

Sultan Mahmud [of Ghazni] was attending a sermon in the Mosque. Talhak went there after him. When he arrived, the preacher stood up and said that if anyone had committed pederasty, then on the Day of Judgement the youth whom he had abused would be placed on his neck, and he would have to carry him over the Bridge of Doom.

Sultan Mahmud wept. Talhak said "O Sultan, do not weep but be of good cheer. On that day you won't have to go on foot either."

More here: https://groups.google.com/forum/#!searc ... mOE6DDAKMJ

Cosmo_R · Post by **Cosmo_R** » 04 Sep 2014 17:53

Vir Sanghvi is getting fatter, older and smarter:

"We are not the same people. We don’t care which of Pakistan’s politicians overthrows the other. And we don’t even mind if the army takes charge."

http://www.hindustantimes.com/comment/v ... 59702.aspx

Reminds me of Seema Goswami's article:

http://www.hindustantimes.com/brunch/en ... 83154.aspx

No!

CRamS · Post by **CRamS** » 04 Sep 2014 18:17

Dipanker wrote:
Al Qaeda leader Ayman al Zawahri on Wednesday announced the formation of an Indian branch of his militant group he said would spread Islamic rule and "raise the flag of jihad" across the subcontinent.

DipankarJi et. al, as you point out, this could very well be an ISI plant. I have not come across any statement yet on this from state dept mouthpiece Marie Harf or whoever, but I won't be surprised if next act in this choreographed theater is some equal equal from state dept saying: now both India and TSP face a common threat from the mighty Al Queda and both should be munnas and resume talks with each other and join US in fighting this "global menace". And note, to respect TSP sentiments, US will declare that TSP pigLeTs, SIMI etc and other assorted scum are not part of the mighty Al Queda, they are fighting for legitimate local causes: Gujarat, Kashmir etc. And of course, UnDyTv will dutifully play along with this script.

Neela · Post by **Neela** » 04 Sep 2014 19:10

Link

Peregrine · Post by **Peregrine** » 04 Sep 2014 19:27

Security clearance denied: Chinese president’s visit to Pakistan postponed
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ISLAMABAD: Chinese President Xi Jinping's trip to Pakistan has been postponed after his security team denied giving him clearance to visit the country, Express News reported quoting sources.
Xi’s security delegation was in Islamabad yesterday to review the security situation in light of the protests, and was not satisfied with the arrangement.

Instead, it was suggested that he should visit Lahore instead of Islamabad; however, his security team did not give clearance for that either.

President Xi’s visit is seen as crucial for Pakistan, during which a number of economic and defence deals are expected to be signed between the two countries.

Last month, Sri Lankan President Mahinda Rajapaksa also cancelled his visit to Pakistan in the wake of the country’s political situation.

The cancellation of Rajapaksa’s visit was seen as a major blow to the government at a time when the country was deep in the throes of political turmoil and uncertainty.

Cheers

Paul · Post by **Paul** » 04 Sep 2014 20:27

Reply to Mushahid Hussain on twitter

Mushahid Hussain ‏@Mushahid 49m
Told Parliament: current crisis result of arrogant, inept & indecisive GoP, urged PM to be inclusive instead of Mughal mindset, '1-man show'

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@Mushahid But are Pakistanis not descendents of Mughal rulers? This is normal behaviour by Pakistanis @bharatrakshak

abhijitm · Post by **abhijitm** » 04 Sep 2014 20:30

Peregrine wrote:Security clearance denied: Chinese president’s visit to Pakistan postponed
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This could mean paki army suggested tallel than mountain fliend not to come. Hope his no-show will not go in vain.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 04 Sep 2014 20:43

abhijitm wrote:
Peregrine wrote:Security clearance denied: Chinese president’s visit to Pakistan postponedThis could mean paki army suggested tallel than mountain fliend not to come. Hope his no-show will not go in vain.

Instead, Chinese have asked If Premier Xi can extend his visit to India for extra day to provide push to Strategic relation by giving it personal touch. No more blessings of Honey dispensing friend, Paki just have to suck on their luck , no reward in exchange of Han F..K.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 04 Sep 2014 21:10

Jhujar wrote:Instead, Chinese have asked If Premier Xi can extend his visit to India for extra day to provide push to Strategic relation by giving it personal touch. No more blessings of Honey dispensing friend, Paki just have to suck on their luck , no reward in exchange of Han F..K.

Ouch. That must hurt the overall baki HSV&D (Hunnar, Sau-Rainity, Virginity, and Digi-naty). Don't the Chinese know that more than half of the Indians don't have toilets and almost all women have been raped on Delhi's streets?

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 04 Sep 2014 21:11

All the drama bazzi that TSPians go through every so often seems to start off with high voltage action, but fizzles out in a whimper.

I am reminded of the experiences one had as a kid after lighting the fuse of a fire cracker and waiting for that big kaboom. There is the huge rush of adrenaline and excitement of this bad assed cracker and the bragging amongst friends. Attempt at lighting the wick and stepping back (multiple attempts!). Anticipation when the little sparks start to show ... and die out ... and keeps repeating. And then there is the moment when the fuse is almost burnt ...

Here come the sparks... This is the moment!

NO. Rats, the fire went out. No more fuse, no dhamka. This one is a dud!

(OK, how many of you went through the process of ripping apart the cracker after this?)

We've seen this with so many incidents of STFUP. The Dimran-TuQ-TSPA Nah-Yeah Bakistan drama will go the same way.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 04 Sep 2014 21:11

abhijitm wrote:This could mean paki army suggested tallel than mountain fliend not to come. Hope his no-show will not go in vain.

It could also mean that Hu Flung It wants El Sharief to sort out his own mess and not rely on the Chinese benevolence for once.

arun · Post by **arun** » 04 Sep 2014 21:16

arun wrote:Wisden reporting on the incident where cricket player from the Islamic Republic of Pakistan, Ahmed Shehzad, was subjecting Sri Lankan Buddhist cricket player Tillakaratne Dilshan to Mohammadden Supremacist clap trap.

Wisden provides text version of what Ahmed Shahzad said and also confirms that Tillakaratne Dilshan was a convert to Buddhism from Mohammaddenism. Video of incident is embedded:

Television footage of the incident shows Shehzad saying that when a non-Muslim converts to Islam, no matter whatever he does in life he goes straight to heaven.

“…if you are a non-Muslim and you turn Muslim, no matter whatever you do in your life… straight to heaven.” Dilshan’s reply was incoherent, but Shehzad went on the add, “Then, be ready for fire.”
PCB to probe Shehzad-Dilshan chat

Former cricketer turned politician Kirti Azad:

Kirti Azad slams 'Maulana' Shehzad for preaching Islam to Dilshan

Shia Mohammadden BJP leader Mukhtar Abbas Naqvi :

Naqvi condemns Pak batsman Shehzad's religious comment

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 04 Sep 2014 21:16

WAIT!! Its not final. Confusion only.

Confusion over Chinese president’s visit to Pakistan

There has been a great deal of confusion on Thursday surrounding Chinese President Xi Jinping's visit to Pakistan and as to whether the trip has been cancelled or delayed.

Delayed: That sounds like an appropriate word for the pakis. Rhymes (and could be confused) with de-laid. That's when a paki loses his so-virginity and then regains it after a considerable sum of money has changed hands.

Right?

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 04 Sep 2014 21:18

So there is no tarrel than mountain intervention in the crisis? Whose goose just got cooked?

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 04 Sep 2014 21:26

The Chinese Premiere probably didn't want to hang pajamas in front of parliament to express solidarity in any paki crisis just as pious rageboys went about destroying property nearby. Nothing like that occurs about the Chinese Parliament.

CRamS · Post by **CRamS** » 04 Sep 2014 21:32

With all due respect to Kirti Azad, but what is his f^&*ing business in telling Pakis not to be Pakis? On a serious note though, doesn't he have better things to worry about in India, like attending to his constituent's immediate concerns than worrying about what some Paki pigLeT said?

Peregrine · Post by **Peregrine** » 04 Sep 2014 21:35

Dilbu wrote:So there is no tarrel than mountain intervention in the crisis? Whose goose just got cooked?

Dilbu Ji :

Chinese Foleign Office Seniol Leplesentative said Mistel "Whose goose just got cooked" in not autholized to issue such statement.

Cheers

Harish · Post by **Harish** » 04 Sep 2014 21:55

Peregrine wrote:Security clearance denied: Chinese president’s visit to Pakistan postponed

Hu in his right mind wants to visit bakistan at this time? Abduls, ayeshas and their goats are bathing and taking giant dumps right outside the friggin' parliament. Remember the 30 tons of human waste per day? Or was it 30,000 tons?

Imagine the embarrassment of the lizards with their munna - of all the nations in this world, we chose bakistan.

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 04 Sep 2014 21:59

Hu sure as hell cannot postpone his trip to India after the show of friendship between Modi and Abe. So it looks like bakis are going to be embarrassed this time if he visits only India. He can't make pro pak statements from India either as it will be seen as cold vibes by Modi. Ouch!