Sunni Terrorist Fragments of Unstable Pakistan - 19 Jul 2014

JE Menon · Post by **JE Menon** » 23 Sep 2014 16:01

Just saw Blowall's speech. Fu(ker's nuts!!!

Harish · Post by **Harish** » 23 Sep 2014 16:48

BelowAll's spooch: friggin' awesome. He has the makings of a true bakistani leader: TFTA, amriki-ish accent, super aggressive on them yindoos, committed to the cashmere cause, and willing to give his head for it, too. Sharif should be pissing his shalwar by now. A true leader of the baki beoples has arisen!

Karan M · Post by **Karan M** » 23 Sep 2014 17:22

JE Menon wrote:Just saw Blowall's speech. Fu(ker's nuts!!!

He is TSPs Raul Gandee as the BeeB pronounces it.
Playboy, timepass type, acting like an @rse to rise to his feudal domain but doesn't know how to do it.

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 23 Sep 2014 17:42

Rajagopal wrote:Below is a gem of a speech by Baby Bilawal bhutta. This should be archived if he ever becomes the PM of Pakistan.

He starts by replicating Chatur ramalingam("3 idiots fame") then he goes absolutely ape-shi* starting at 1:19 and descends into the werewolf domain, bawling for blood.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xa2unh ... ?start=105

It's Chatur Ramalingam alright. That British accented Urdoo is embarrassing

"May charter hoonh kee houcoumutt arp ker rawhey "

Looks like he is trying to copy his gand-father Zulfu(ker Ali.

Paul · Post by **Paul** » 23 Sep 2014 19:09

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ramana · Post by **ramana** » 23 Sep 2014 19:24

Habal, We are seeing defacto sarpa yagna in front of our eyes in TSP. Being Macaulayized we don't call it out for what it is.

Bilawal Bhutt, a fringe player and Qazi both are hissing venom on India a sure sign of their own insecurity.

habal · Post by **habal** » 23 Sep 2014 19:37

Watch this: parody of Biowal on geonews

[youtube]BlYRxnCC2TM&list=UU_vt34wimdCzdkrzVejwX9g[/youtube]

the fringe players believe Dim has played his cards and exhausted, & also taken down military so they have a chance through military's next card. So what better for endearment to the military than play the India card.

SSridhar · Post by **SSridhar** » 23 Sep 2014 19:38

Isn't that a 5-year old (and also a 5 year old's) footage?

rsingh · Post by **rsingh** » 23 Sep 2014 21:49

shiv wrote:
Rajagopal wrote:Below is a gem of a speech by Baby Bilawal bhutta. This should be archived if he ever becomes the PM of Pakistan.

He starts by replicating Chatur ramalingam("3 idiots fame") then he goes absolutely ape-shi* starting at 1:19 and descends into the werewolf domain, bawling for blood.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xa2unh ... ?start=105
It's Chatur Ramalingam alright. That British accented Urdoo is embarrassing
"May charter hoonh kee houcoumutt arp ker rawhey "
Looks like he is trying to copy his gand-father Zulfu(ker Ali.

They have some hidden urge to give head. Nana gave his head away to zia, mum giving head to so many US senators gave head to toyota roof trap and finally this guy after giving head to so many others in unmentionable parties, is up for the same antics. I tell you this bhuto clan has honestly earnd reputation as Head givers clan. Blease to not mind speling end gramer as eye em unwashed abdul onree. Salam

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 23 Sep 2014 21:52

TTP claims Peshawar attack targeting senior army officer
Asstaarfargulah

At least four people — including a woman and a security official — were killed and fourteen others injured in the blast targeting Brigadier Khalid Javed, who narrowly escaped the explosion and was said to be safe.Shahidullah Shahid, a spokesman for the Mullah Fazlullah-led militant group, said the attack on the security forces convoy was a reaction to the Zarb-i-Azb military operation against militants in the troubled North Waziristan tribal region.Confirming that the attack was meant to target Brigadier Javed, the TTP spokesman vowed to launch attacks on members of the Pakistan Mulsim League – Nawaz (PML-N) government.According to a military official, Brigadier Khaled Javed hails from Wah and is the Deputy Inspector General of the Frontier Corps. His house in Peshawar is located on a busy road and is easy to access. Javed and some other senior military officials later also visited the site of the explosion that took place near an office of the PTCL and the railway station.
. An unspecified number of injured was also taken to the Combined Military Hospital (CMH) Peshawar.The time the explosion occurred, gunfire was also reported from the area and windows of nearby buildings were shattered with the location subsequently cordoned off by security. Moreover, the site was strewn with parts of vehicles, including a car, a rickshaw and a motorcycle. More details could not yet be ascertained as security personnel restricted access to the area in order to collect evidence.

Rajagopal · Post by **Rajagopal** » 23 Sep 2014 22:30

SSridhar wrote:Isn't that a 5-year old (and also a 5 year old's) footage?

Yes. Old but gold. In the distant future, if this guy ever gets his fingers on the nuclear button(stranger things have happened in Pakistan), it will give us a valuable insight on his mental faculties or lack of.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 24 Sep 2014 04:44

Pakistan to shelve IP gas pipeline project: petroleum minister
http://www.dailytimes.com.pk/business/2 ... m-minister

ISLAMABAD: Pakistan Muslim League (Nawaz) government is considering shelving much delayed Iran-Pakistan (IP) gas pipeline project by exploring an alternate gas import plan to plug the gap between demand and supply.The plan for approval will be tabled in coming federal cabinet’s economic coordination committee (ECC) meeting.Minister for Petroleum and Natural Resources Shahid Khaqqan Abbasi on Tuesday in an in-camera briefing said the government was mulling over an alternative plan to IP gas pipeline project. A substitute plan for the supply of gas will be presented before the ECC, the minister said.If an alternative gas supply is not arranged then Compressed Natural Gas (CNG) stations and the industries during winters will not find continuous supply of gas, Abbasi observed.

Nandu · Post by **Nandu** » 24 Sep 2014 06:28

Jhujar wrote:Pakistan to shelve IP gas pipeline project: petroleum minister
http://www.dailytimes.com.pk/business/2 ... m-minister

What? No more monthly approvals for this project?

partha · Post by **partha** » 24 Sep 2014 06:35

While ISRO is preparing to insert a spacecraft into Martian orbit, SUARCO is preparing a PR TV program to restore H&D.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 24 Sep 2014 07:17

partha wrote:While ISRO is preparing to insert a spacecraft into Martian orbit, SUARCO is preparing a PR TV program to restore H&D.

India have only conquered Mars now , Pakistan became expert in MushMaar few months after Aug Forty Seven.

Shreeman · Post by **Shreeman** » 24 Sep 2014 08:26

I have been reading a book written "For Jeff". Originally the synopsis was meant to show up here. But I will only finish it in a month or two at the earliest, and will have forgotten most of it by the time I get to the end. So the option of a one shot summary is out, can link to other reviews for anyone interested. I am not reading it very fast, and it is not all that well written.

There are also three places where a summary could go -- here, in the paakhana chair/desk, or in inquilaab. At the risk of upsetting a few people I am opting for chapter by chapter synopsis in the inquillabi thread. It will be out of the way that way, as I dont expect my writings to be illuminating for most, and will be just one person's opinion.

Due diligence noted. Rest to come as above in due course.

wig · Post by **wig** » 24 Sep 2014 08:56

India triumphs in maiden Mars mission

excerpts

Experts say the mission's main aim is to showcase India's budget space technology and hopefully snatch a bigger share of the $300-billion global space market.

The mission's cost is just a fraction of NASA's MAVEN spacecraft which successfully began orbiting the fourth planet from the sun on Sunday.

India has so far launched 40 satellites for foreign nations, since kickstarting its space programme five decades ago. But China launches bigger satellites.

Critics of the programme say a country that struggles to feed its people adequately and where roughly half have no toilets should not be splurging on space travel.

http://www.yawn.com/news/1134027/india- ... rs-mission

partha · Post by **partha** » 24 Sep 2014 08:58

^
Heh. Typical Pakistani report. btw, please to keep an eye on Pak TV shows for a special program on SUARCO. It will be entertaining.

habal · Post by **habal** » 24 Sep 2014 09:06

wig wrote:Critics of the programme say a country that struggles to feed its people adequately and where roughly half have no toilets should not be splurging on space travel.

http://www.yawn.com/news/1134027/india- ... rs-mission[/quote]

So pakistanis have been hit at their most vulnerables.

Food and Toilet is integral to Pakistan's identity and none should snatch this away from them.

A_Gupta · Post by **A_Gupta** » 24 Sep 2014 09:07

Haha, I thought they would be congratulating the South Asian Space Research Organization.

Also the immortal (and very dead) Salman Taseer comes to mind:

“Why does India make fools of themselves messing in space technology? Stick 2 bollywood my advice.”

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 24 Sep 2014 09:09

A_Gupta wrote:Haha, I thought they would be congratulating the South Asian Space Research Organization. Also the immortal (and very dead) Salman Taseer comes to mind:
“Why does India make fools of themselves messing in space technology? Stick 2 bollywood my advice.”

First they will fire Ghorri Missile , in next week or so to assure themselves that their Mush orbit is Salamat. How many Folks can recall the relation between Qadritized Tauseer and MOM's success?

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 24 Sep 2014 09:58

Last time Zulfi(ker Bhutto promised to restore H&D with 'Ghas khayengay, bum banayengay' in the 70s. Nawaz had to explode one device more than India to assuage their H&D.

Wonder what depths the current political crop is willing to go for matching India in space technology? Eat dirt and rocks, maybe?

member_22733 · Post by **member_22733** » 24 Sep 2014 10:02

RCase wrote:Last time Zulfi(ker Bhutto promised to restore H&D with 'Ghas khayengay, bum banayengay' in the 70s. Nawaz had to explode one device more than India to assuage their H&D.

Wonder what depths the current political crop is willing to go for matching India in space technology? Eat dirt and rocks, maybe?

I have claimed that Bakistan has reached a planet called "Thei-ranus". Bakistan also shows this planet to massa and the rest of 2.5, in which case just before GUBOing the 3.5 massas change the planet name and ask Bakistan to show "Ur-anus".

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 24 Sep 2014 10:44

http://www.geo.tv/article-160643-Islama ... rotesters-

Islamabad: rain, strong winds add miseries of protesters

ISLAMABAD: Rain with thunderstorm and strong winds lashed the federal capital on Tuesday night, Geo News reported.

Rain along with strong winds added the miseries of participants of sit-ins. Several tents were also rooted out by the downpour. The rainwater also entered many tents.

Meanwhile, the Kaptan (captain) of the sit-in left for his Bani Gala residence while the marchers spent night in the rain.

The other leaders also could not be seen at the container.

ramana · Post by **ramana** » 24 Sep 2014 18:47

I think TSP will soon change their name to South Aisia

Harish · Post by **Harish** » 24 Sep 2014 19:07

Narad wrote:http://www.geo.tv/article-160643-Islama ... rotesters-

Islamabad: rain, strong winds add miseries of protesters

ISLAMABAD: Rain with thunderstorm and strong winds lashed the federal capital on Tuesday night, Geo News reported.

Rain along with strong winds added the miseries of participants of sit-ins. Several tents were also rooted out by the downpour. The rainwater also entered many tents.

Meanwhile, the Kaptan (captain) of the sit-in left for his Bani Gala residence while the marchers spent night in the rain.

The other leaders also could not be seen at the container.

Are the buggers still camping out there in Isloo, washing their pajamas before the baki parliament building? Why no incendiary speeches, no threats, no calls to storm the molehill? Nothing's happening. Has the army downhill-skiied all over again? Now they can't even capture their own country?

Comer · Post by **Comer** » 24 Sep 2014 19:18

Don't remember the exact column, but every time India achieves something which Bakis can't even stretch to meet, I remember the old Baki with impotent rage wishes for a complete destruction on either side because India has done injustice to them just by being better than them. Wish I could find the exact link. Maybe someone can oblige?

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 24 Sep 2014 19:29

Despite our feelings, Pakistanis are not far behind, with behind being the operative word. India may have reached Mars but Pakistan is just behind with arse probes and arse probe insertion technologies designed Pindigenously by Suparseco. On the other hand maybe this needs to go in the BENIS thread - but what the heck - a man is allowed to get frustrated if he sees no post in the Baki thread for 6 hours.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 24 Sep 2014 20:12

Dont worry Bakis, Indian probe may have reached Mars but your Chinese friend's probes are always in Ur-anus

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 24 Sep 2014 20:17

Mahendra wrote:Dont worry Bakis, Indian probe may have reached Mars but your Chinese friend's probes are always in Ur-anus

Ju-Peter , Ur-anus, M'arse and Penus are always close by in the Pedophilic Republic of Pakistan.

Comer · Post by **Comer** » 24 Sep 2014 20:46

That train of thought leads to Musharraf who, while "launching"(reorientating) a useless satellite claimed Indians could not achieve the same thing in 30 months. Dunno why the words arse and rear triggered that thought though.

partha · Post by **partha** » 24 Sep 2014 21:31

I told ya. Rahul Baba >> Bakwas Bhutto.

@BBhuttoZardari
Pakistan should aim to be the 1st Nation in South Asia 2 win war on poverty let's not get distracted by an expensive & frivolous space race.

Can't wait to see him as the PM of Pakistan.

Peregrine · Post by **Peregrine** » 24 Sep 2014 21:49

Newly-appointed ISI chief once recommended peace with India

Lieutenant-General Rizwan Akhtar, the newly appointed Director General of the Inter-Services Intelligence (ISI), in 2008 argued that peace between Pakistan and India was imperative in the broader regional picture, calling for the country to “aggressively pursue rapprochement with India”.

In a research report for his Masters degree at the US Army War College, Carlisle Barracks, Pennsylvania, on “US-Pakistan trust deficit and the war on terror", Akhtar had argued that peaceful relations with India not only improved regional stability but would also alleviate international concerns.

Akhtar’s research at the time highlights that Pakistan’s stability is majorly dependent on long-lasting peace with India, adding that this would allow Pakistani military forces to be deployed in other areas for operations against Al Qaeda/Taliban or other terrorist organisations threatening the country.

The paper calls for bridging the trust gap between India and Pakistan and while Akhtar will not be calling all the shots, he is likely to have a voice that can create a difference.
With peace between New Delhi and Islamabad, an externally secure and stable Pakistan can focus on its economic well-being and ultimately serve as an example of a democratic and successful Islamic state both regionally and internationally, he wrote.

Cheers

partha · Post by **partha** » 24 Sep 2014 21:53

Pakistan successfully stopped its non state actors from disrupting India's Mars mission. India should give credit to Pakistan and acknowledge Pakistan's contribution.

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 24 Sep 2014 21:59

abhijitm · Post by **abhijitm** » 24 Sep 2014 22:05

ramana wrote:I think TSP will soon change their name to South Aisia

its already their unofficial name

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 24 Sep 2014 22:51

saravana wrote:Don't remember the exact column, but every time India achieves something which Bakis can't even stretch to meet, I remember the old Baki with impotent rage wishes for a complete destruction on either side because India has done injustice to them just by being better than them. Wish I could find the exact link. Maybe someone can oblige?

We seem to completely ignore byproducts of our achievements. We just need to point out that Pakis claim of stealing electricity can NOT be applied to the Mars mission!

All over the world, reports talk of 'South Asia' when referring to Indian Mangal mission.

But in Asia, see how many times China talks of its dear shorter friend Pukis
joint efforts needed, says China
Ans: ZERO.

People outside Asia want Pukis in Asia, but people in Asia do not want Pukis in 'joint efforts'.

Pakistan ka matlab kyaa?
Padosi ka naam se pakistan karne ka!

member_22733 · Post by **member_22733** » 24 Sep 2014 22:53

shiv wrote:
Mahendra wrote:Dont worry Bakis, Indian probe may have reached Mars but your Chinese friend's probes are always in Ur-anus
Ju-Peter , Ur-anus, M'arse and Penus are always close by in the Pedophilic Republic of Pakistan.

I just spit out my early afternoon coffee

Neela · Post by **Neela** » 24 Sep 2014 23:03

partha wrote:I told ya. Rahul Baba >> Bakwas Bhutto.

@BBhuttoZardari
Pakistan should aim to be the 1st Nation in South Asia 2 win war on poverty let's not get distracted by an expensive & frivolous space race.
Can't wait to see him as the PM of Pakistan.

Did he just XeroxKhan-ify Modi's speech?

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 25 Sep 2014 00:13

partha wrote:I told ya. Rahul Baba >> Bakwas Bhutto.

@BBhuttoZardari
Pakistan should aim to be the 1st Nation in South Asia 2 win war on poverty let's not get distracted by an expensive & frivolous space race.
Can't wait to see him as the PM of Pakistan.

Yes. Winning war on poverty and conquering Kashmir should be No 1 priority. Frivolous pursuits like going to mars and eradicating polio can come later.