Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 21 Jan 2015 22:11

shiv wrote:Ij d yello liquid a botal of biss phor bregnancy test? Gues iph child will b mard or aurat?

The baki in the background thinks:

How the baki ~~mard~~ it-e-momin made out of crowd of pakis unmolested?

member_22733 · Post by **member_22733** » 22 Jan 2015 01:23

Nah, he is just looking at his next target with his demon eyes thinking : AoA, no more goats for me that one hoor is good enough.

gandharva · Post by **gandharva** » 22 Jan 2015 10:48

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 23 Jan 2015 00:02

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 23 Jan 2015 00:03

Joo phools were wraang aal along
There ij no bangalore kerala, it ij actully Chennai, bangalore

Salam

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 23 Jan 2015 02:41

member_22733 · Post by **member_22733** » 23 Jan 2015 02:51

Can someone bliss to decode what is happening after about 5:19. What language are they speaking? I dont understanding anything onrreeee

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 23 Jan 2015 05:18

Plij note that thij idea ij very Green !!!

AoA

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 23 Jan 2015 05:21

Saari Lokesh C mullah.
I did not see that joo had bosted that video here already. I saw it on jootube and bosted it on Al Bakistan dhaga.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 23 Jan 2015 05:33

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 23 Jan 2015 05:56

Al Bakistan's experts forsee Nuclear waar ober chaarlie hebdo caartoonj
Yalgaaaaaaar

Neilz · Post by **Neilz** » 23 Jan 2015 18:59

Petrol Shortage Worsens In Punjab On Fifth Day - Petrol Shortage Crisis Pakistan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8ruHmbcO34

In this video, i can see maruti 800/zen which is distinctively Indian, just wondering how that possible... any one can through some light blease...

sudhan · Post by **sudhan** » 23 Jan 2015 20:49

^^
<BENIS speak off>
Suzuki brands its cars differently in different countries.. In India certain Suzuki XYZ cars are marketed as Maruti Suzuki XYZ. The Maruti Esteem sold in India was sold as Suzuki Swift in European markets some years back.. AFAIK the first car to actually have Indian engineering and design input was the Second generation Swift (which was sold in India 2004 onwards).
</BENIS speak off>

I swear, Im no RAA agint!!!

member_28921 · Post by **member_28921** » 23 Jan 2015 20:50

Neilz wrote:Petrol Shortage Worsens In Punjab On Fifth Day - Petrol Shortage Crisis Pakistan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8ruHmbcO34

In this video, i can see maruti 800/zen which is distinctively Indian, just wondering how that possible... any one can through some light blease...

Joo phool... this car was maal e ghanimat captured by our glorious ancestor mahmud-e-ghasni from the short, dark kuffar... now we need to make the kuffar pay jizzya in phorm of paani to run it on waqar-takenologee.. and patrole to set unbelievers on phyyrre..

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 24 Jan 2015 05:42

Bell Cum Addullah, Jalla De Hoor Chullah, Bann Ke Pehla Duullah

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 24 Jan 2015 08:36

^^^
Jhujarmian,

Eye went into shakina of vijual sensory overload. Eye am now habing nitemares.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 24 Jan 2015 08:45

Why did Daktar Liaqat get degree from Trinity College and University of Spain? Haw can Trinity be halal? What about the One true reelijun with the one true gaad? This youkneeversity must be very popular in Bakistan. Degree ij degree, alsi ho ya jali.

About TCU:

The Trinity College and University is an organization, registered in Dover, Delaware, USA and running its degree programme from Spain. There are no country residential requirements for the award of degrees from Trinity, yet any offical body requiring confirmation of the awards made would be supplied with confirmation of awards made. Under present legislation these awards are perfectly legal. It is becoming increasingly common for job specifications to state that a Degree is also a requirement, it is also a fact that having a degree enhances the holder's chance of attaining an interview. It is also common that people who have a working life, full of experience but have little or no formal qualifications. Many people have operated at a level of expertise far in excess of their paper qualifications but are unable to obtain an interview when seeking new positions because of the right qualifications do not appear in their CV's. The arrival of "selection by computer", where CV's are surveyed electronically and only those containing the acceptable "buzz words" are passed through to the final human selection are likely to be successful, the necessity of having the right qualifications is of increasing importance. Don't Get the Wrong Idea It should be said that no-one is trying to "degrade" the efforts of those who have succeeded in completing a degree course, especially in an Engineering subject or indeed any other subject for that matter; rather many employers and agencies often fail to adequately answer that question as to why a degree qualification is preferable to a lifetime of experience in many subjects - clearly however there are subjects where a formal degree qualification is a precursor to the practice of a particular profession, the Medical profession is probably the immediate example and we don't issue such degrees. If your chosen subject is not listed, please don't despair, we will consider awarding degrees in any subject, given your experience.

Daktar Liaqat will be awarded another PhD degree in Chutiyapa as he has sufficient experience in chutiyagiri.

member_22733 · Post by **member_22733** » 24 Jan 2015 11:20

The above bicture of jabba the hut maybe what saudi barbarian fourfather king saw causing him to reach 72 ASAP

SaiK · Post by **SaiK** » 24 Jan 2015 19:31

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4W2Zfw52vaQ

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 25 Jan 2015 00:44

LokeshC wrote:The above bicture of jabba the hut maybe what saudi barbarian fourfather king saw causing him to reach 72 ASAP

Abdholaw was singing Jiska mujhe thha Intjarr, Wohi Virgin Hoor aaa Gye, abh iss Duniya mey Hummko Nahi rehna hai, Jannat mey Jaa Ke Kanhi mujh ko chupp jaana hai.

Tuvaluan · Post by **Tuvaluan** » 25 Jan 2015 01:22

Posting pictures of Shireen Mazari without a full niqab cover with only eyes seen should be a crime bunishaple py buplic shtoning. Even S. mazari in a veil would reveal more than a steel-lined stomach can handle and must not be shown to impressionable mujahids.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 26 Jan 2015 00:36

^^^
It could be worse... Madam Jaleebi doing pole dancing!!!

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 26 Jan 2015 00:38

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Tuvaluan · Post by **Tuvaluan** » 26 Jan 2015 02:37

RCase wrote:

It could be worse... Madam Jaleebi doing pole dancing!!!

Aiyo. you could have left it at, "it could be worse" rather than generously provide the details. Where's the mindsoap when one needs it...

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 26 Jan 2015 19:58

After appu from arapia bassed away , i took into hij harem for easy bluckings put when i return i dekho bhat ... no pijli in bakistan and opama in hindustan

arrah haj peen so kind to bakistan that he cut the kafir pibjli away otherwise so much hearts and shobs and houses and flags wud have purned in al bakistan after watching the kafirs sip tea and feast heavily in kafir land . Take this joo kafirs , al bakistan ij also having fist in da musharraf .. eat jour heart out...

member_28921 · Post by **member_28921** » 26 Jan 2015 20:35

RCase wrote:^^^
It could be worse... Madam Jaleebi doing pole dancing!!!

too much herbs this mujahid has smoked... what pole, birathar, would support madam jalebi? North Pole?

krishnan · Post by **krishnan** » 26 Jan 2015 20:53

north pole will end up meeting south pole

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 26 Jan 2015 22:30

Obama no like finest that ISI grow in make in Afpak?

Only chai .. thij totally not like TFTA horse riding wasted drunkard white white fourfathers from Aryan invasion theory who not drink chai!

Mujahid's world is collapsing .. Djinn stealing power and Obama drinking chai and abbu die in Arap land of oil?

horse riding in dark,
wasted-al-afpak-ullah

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 27 Jan 2015 01:03

Soko sold 27 years old Kondomed Railway engine to Poqaltoon which wont even start.

rgsrini · Post by **rgsrini** » 27 Jan 2015 01:09

^^Gagan,
The best part of the "smartcity" video is at the very end (last 3 sec), when the reporter tries to gallop on the horse.

gandharva · Post by **gandharva** » 28 Jan 2015 05:07

Sale of "Gadhe ka Gosht" on rise in Bakistan. 4:30 onwards.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2fjmrr

gandharva · Post by **gandharva** » 28 Jan 2015 05:13

"We Are A Supppper Power India Is Nothing In front Of Us"

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2fjke ... sheed_news

gandharva · Post by **gandharva** » 28 Jan 2015 05:16

Is there not any inflight entertainment in this paki airline that it looks like railway compartment?

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2fj7v ... ocked_news

gandharva · Post by **gandharva** » 01 Feb 2015 23:38

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 02 Feb 2015 06:57

Ali Zafar's Urain Gay: A song for Peshawar

I habe head about raining kutas and billis. In Bakistan, it aljo rains happy! Looking at bichar, won't you say that these Bakis look happy, hainji?

K Mehta · Post by **K Mehta** » 02 Feb 2015 15:41

Bhy bakistan govermund giving lungies to baloch leaders?
the federal government has conferred some 8,000 ‘lungies’ on tribal elders over the past five years in recognition of their services for maintaining peace in their respective tribal agencies.
“As a symbol of honour, we are conferring these ‘lungies’ in the Federally Administered Tribal Areas (Fata) for the services and sacrifices rendered by the tribal people,” he added.
“This is a wrong impression that many elders and Maliks in Fata are refusing to accept these ‘lungies’ because they are either supporting the Taliban or militants,” the minister said. He claimed that these elders were not coming forward for fear of a Taliban backlash.
However, the traditional souvenirs have come at a price for its recipients as according to Fata Senator Saleh Shah, about 1,400 such ‘mashran’ (elders) have been gunned down by the Taliban.

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 02 Feb 2015 17:36

gandharva wrote:

eeet ij called Phractal Recursivity

Gonstipated man produjes crap that looks like him trying to produje that crap.

Modelled in snow-white collor oph hoori/ashna bottm

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 02 Feb 2015 17:37

RCase wrote:

Ali Zafar's Urain Gay: A song for Peshawar

I habe head about raining kutas and billis. In Bakistan, it aljo rains happy! Looking at bichar, won't you say that these Bakis look happy, hainji?

Will benis rise also?

svenkat · Post by **svenkat** » 02 Feb 2015 20:58

Gagan wrote:Joo phools were wraang aal along
There ij no bangalore kerala, it ij actully Chennai, bangalore

Salam

maulaners,pliss to note.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 02 Feb 2015 23:43

shiv wrote:
RCase wrote:
Ali Zafar's Urain Gay: A song for Peshawar
Will benis rise also?

Suarly 400%, if ur in gay lifestyle!
Butt I thnk there will be a broplem if pakistan will rise. Requires roto-rooting, else it causes the turds to float all over and the cleanup is messy.